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Postby The Floor Kippers » Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:45 pm

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Further proof that those crappy comics are Brony pandering garbage.


We know. What you think.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:45 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Further proof that those crappy comics are Brony pandering garbage.

Sorry, I can't hear you over how awesome the comics are.

And I can't hear you over the sound of your own delusions.
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Postby Ifreann » Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:46 pm

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Ifreann wrote:Sorry, I can't hear you over how awesome the comics are.

And I can't hear you over the sound of your own delusions.

I have very loud delusions, yes.
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Postby Immoren » Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:48 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:And I can't hear you over the sound of your own delusions.

I have very loud delusions, yes.

We are all but Iffy's delusions.

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Postby Cevalo Nacio » Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:50 pm

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Cevalo Nacio wrote:I knew this was coming and sadly, its an accurate picture of a decent sized subsection of the fandom (but than horrible people are a major aspect of every fandom, and probably humanity itself)

The odd thing is the other day I was hanging out with some girl at a party who just so happened to be a stripper (im seriously not trying to sound cool here) and were joking about sex stories. At one point she laughs and says "One time, I fucked a guy with a My Little Pony Tattoo!"

:o


1: It's not that accurate. You also once said all furries fuck in fursuits.

2: How many times are you going to re-tell this story?

1.Those are the few furries that can get laid at all (mostly joking, dont kill me Saur)
2. That story will be repeated to probably every brony I meet, because that was surreal for me and it makes for a great story
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Postby Orangi » Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:52 pm

Cevalo Nacio wrote:
Orangi wrote:
1: It's not that accurate. You also once said all furries fuck in fursuits.

2: How many times are you going to re-tell this story?

1.Those are the few furries that can get laid at all (mostly joking, dont kill me Saur)
2. That story will be repeated to probably every brony I meet, because that was surreal for me and it makes for a great story


1: Wow, you're still wrong! :clap:

2: Okay. Well, tell them separately would you?
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Postby Auzkhia » Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:53 pm

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Postby Krazakistan » Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:54 pm



...How did they get their hoofs on a 60mm mortar?
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Postby Cevalo Nacio » Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:55 pm

Orangi wrote:
Cevalo Nacio wrote:1.Those are the few furries that can get laid at all (mostly joking, dont kill me Saur)
2. That story will be repeated to probably every brony I meet, because that was surreal for me and it makes for a great story


1: Wow, you're still wrong! :clap:

2: Okay. Well, tell them separately would you?

Note where furries are placed...http://brunching.com/images/geekchartbig.gif

In my con-experience and school experience, every male furry ive met was a practical warthog. The women werent much better but there were some prettier ones that I imagine have no trouble getting around.

Do keep in mind im only being halfway serious. Honestly, is anything having to do with a fandom worth taking to seriously?
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Postby Immoren » Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:55 pm

Krazakistan wrote:


...How did they get their hoofs on a 60mm mortar?


Borrowed it from local Imperial Guard regiment of course.
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Postby The Grey Wolf » Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:56 pm

Auzkhia wrote:Waffles


They don't have waffles? WHAT KIND OF HELL IS THAT? :o
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Postby Krazakistan » Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:56 pm

Immoren wrote:
Krazakistan wrote:
...How did they get their hoofs on a 60mm mortar?


Borrowed it from local Imperial Guard regiment of course.


Young fillies with 60mm mortar and a ton of HE-rounds? What could possible go wrong?
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Postby Auzkhia » Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:57 pm

Krazakistan wrote:


...How did they get their hoofs on a 60mm mortar?

From the time they decided to get their cutie marks in thieving. *nods*
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Postby Ifreann » Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:57 pm

Cevalo Nacio wrote:
Orangi wrote:
1: Wow, you're still wrong! :clap:

2: Okay. Well, tell them separately would you?

Note where furries are placed...http://brunching.com/images/geekchartbig.gif

In my con-experience and school experience, every male furry ive met was a practical warthog. The women werent much better but there were some prettier ones that I imagine have no trouble getting around.

Do keep in mind im only being halfway serious. Honestly, is anything having to do with a fandom worth taking to seriously?

You're insulting a great number of people. That you're doing it for fun doesn't really make it any better.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:58 pm

Krazakistan wrote:


...How did they get their hoofs on a 60mm mortar?

Magic.
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Postby Auzkhia » Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:58 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Krazakistan wrote:
...How did they get their hoofs on a 60mm mortar?

Magic.

*Snort Snort*
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Postby Arizuma » Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:58 pm

Krazakistan wrote:
Immoren wrote:
Borrowed it from local Imperial Guard regiment of course.


Young fillies with 60mm mortar and a ton of HE-rounds? What could possible go wrong?


Absolutely nothing.
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Postby Krazakistan » Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:58 pm

Auzkhia wrote:
Krazakistan wrote:
...How did they get their hoofs on a 60mm mortar?

From the time they decided to get their cutie marks in thieving. *nods*

They must be really good thieves if they can break into a local guard armory, steal a 60mm mortar, and a box of HE rounds....
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Postby Cevalo Nacio » Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:59 pm

Auzkhia wrote:
Krazakistan wrote:
...How did they get their hoofs on a 60mm mortar?

From the time they decided to get their cutie marks in thieving. *nods*

What if a pony got something like a bodybag or a bloody knife for his cutie mark?
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Postby Ifreann » Thu Sep 05, 2013 4:00 pm

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Auzkhia wrote:Waffles


They don't have waffles? WHAT KIND OF HELL IS THAT? :o

They probably just call them something else. Some kind of pun.
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Postby Immoren » Thu Sep 05, 2013 4:00 pm

Krazakistan wrote:
Auzkhia wrote:From the time they decided to get their cutie marks in thieving. *nods*

They must be really good thieves if they can break into a local guard armory, steal a 60mm mortar, and a box of HE rounds....


Maybe there's friendly Company Sergeant Major just out of pic we can't see.


Yes please.
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Postby Auzkhia » Thu Sep 05, 2013 4:01 pm

Arizuma wrote:
Krazakistan wrote:
Young fillies with 60mm mortar and a ton of HE-rounds? What could possible go wrong?


Absolutely nothing.

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Auzkhia wrote:From the time they decided to get their cutie marks in thieving. *nods*

What if a pony got something like a bodybag or a bloody knife for his cutie mark?

They'd be a really good hitpony.
Krazakistan wrote:
Auzkhia wrote:From the time they decided to get their cutie marks in thieving. *nods*

They must be really good thieves if they can break into a local guard armory, steal a 60mm mortar, and a box of HE rounds....

Ah-ha, but that's not their true talents.
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Postby Lunas Legion » Thu Sep 05, 2013 4:03 pm

Immoren wrote:
Krazakistan wrote:They must be really good thieves if they can break into a local guard armory, steal a 60mm mortar, and a box of HE rounds....


Maybe there's friendly Company Sergeant Major just out of pic we can't see.


Yes please.


I could write something based off that image. But should I is the question?
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Postby Krazakistan » Thu Sep 05, 2013 4:03 pm

Immoren wrote:
Krazakistan wrote:They must be really good thieves if they can break into a local guard armory, steal a 60mm mortar, and a box of HE rounds....


Maybe there's friendly Company Sergeant Major just out of pic we can't see.


A Sergeant Major letting little fillies use his company's 60mm mortar? Well, Sergeant Major John Sixta would love to have a talk with him...






Out of all of those, Rarity looks the most bad ass, followed by Applejack.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Thu Sep 05, 2013 4:05 pm

Krazakistan wrote:
Auzkhia wrote:From the time they decided to get their cutie marks in thieving. *nods*

They must be really good thieves if they can break into a local guard armory, steal a 60mm mortar, and a box of HE rounds....

You've obviously never gotten the "Pretty please?" with the big, soulful eyes from a kid who wants something.
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