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Auzkhia
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Postby Auzkhia » Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:58 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
Auzkhia wrote:Cute.
Tell me something that I don't know.


In January of 2013 security officials at O’Hare International airport in Chicago found 18 human heads still covered in skin. In 2010 an Arkansas airport found 60 human heads and pieces of heads. Both were in route to medical facilities but had errors in the paperwork.

Wow.

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Postby Atomosea » Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:00 pm

Auzkhia wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
In January of 2013 security officials at O’Hare International airport in Chicago found 18 human heads still covered in skin. In 2010 an Arkansas airport found 60 human heads and pieces of heads. Both were in route to medical facilities but had errors in the paperwork.

Wow.

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Wilgrove
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Postby Wilgrove » Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:01 pm

Somepony is ready for the Grand Galloping Gala
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Atomosea
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Postby Atomosea » Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:04 pm


Those gems don't match her crown. GALA ADMISSION DENIED! *STAMP* Again!

Really, Luna you have got to learn the proper dress code.
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Wilgrove
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Postby Wilgrove » Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:05 pm

Atomosea wrote:

Those gems don't match her crown. GALA ADMISSION DENIED! *STAMP* Again!

Really, Luna you have got to learn the proper dress code.


Well now you just pissed her off.

Have fun on the moon.
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Orangi
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Postby Orangi » Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:08 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
Atomosea wrote:Those gems don't match her crown. GALA ADMISSION DENIED! *STAMP* Again!

Really, Luna you have got to learn the proper dress code.


Well now you just pissed her off.

Have fun on the moon.


That's TYRANT CELESTIA'S job.
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Wilgrove
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Postby Wilgrove » Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:08 pm

Orangi wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
Well now you just pissed her off.

Have fun on the moon.


That's TYRANT CELESTIA'S job.


Well I'm sure Luna can still give you nightmares.
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:10 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
Orangi wrote:
That's TYRANT CELESTIA'S job.


Well I'm sure Luna can still give you nightmares.

Nightmares on the moon. Moon nightmares.
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Atomosea
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Postby Atomosea » Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:11 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
Atomosea wrote:Those gems don't match her crown. GALA ADMISSION DENIED! *STAMP* Again!

Really, Luna you have got to learn the proper dress code.


Well now you just pissed her off.

Have fun on the moon.

The Sun, dear. "Have fun on the Sun." We went over this. Luna does capital punishment. Besides, she can just find a crown or a tiara with jewelry that matches her ensemble and apply for another ticket. Then I should have the paperwork processed and approved in 1 to 8 weeks, depending on when I actually start to care.
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Postby Wilgrove » Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:11 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
Well I'm sure Luna can still give you nightmares.

Nightmares on the moon. Moon nightmares.


Luna uses dreams to reach into your subconscious and she knows what truly frightens you.



Atomosea wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
Well now you just pissed her off.

Have fun on the moon.

The Sun, dear. "Have fun on the Sun." We went over this. Luna does capital punishment. Besides, she can just find a crown or a tiara with jewelry that matches her ensemble and apply for another ticket. Then I should have the paperwork processed and approved in 1 to 8 weeks, depending on when I actually start to care.



Have fun with your nightmares. I hope you don't enjoy sleep.
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Postby Atomosea » Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:16 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
Atomosea wrote:The Sun, dear. "Have fun on the Sun." We went over this. Luna does capital punishment. Besides, she can just find a crown or a tiara with jewelry that matches her ensemble and apply for another ticket. Then I should have the paperwork processed and approved in 1 to 8 weeks, depending on when I actually start to care.



Have fun with your nightmares. I hope you don't enjoy sleep.

I'm a bureaucrat-janitor. Nothing scares me anymore. Does Her Majesty want a fresh form or will you two step out of line? Mr. Snails always has impeccable paperwork. And penmanship, believe it or not. I think his grandfather was a penman or something.
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Wilgrove
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Postby Wilgrove » Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:19 pm

Atomosea wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:

Have fun with your nightmares. I hope you don't enjoy sleep.

I'm a bureaucrat-janitor. Nothing scares me anymore. Do you want a fresh form or not?


As Princess Luna's servant and right hand man, I am to inform you that she states the following, "We will not be blocked from one of Equestria's most popular and formal events because of some bureaucrat pencil pusher with too much time on his hooves. As Sovereign of the Night, we are above such bureaucratic nonsense. So you can take that form and stick it where nor the sun or the moon shines."
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Orangi
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Postby Orangi » Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:24 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
Atomosea wrote:I'm a bureaucrat-janitor. Nothing scares me anymore. Do you want a fresh form or not?


As Princess Luna's servant and right hand man, I am to inform you that she states the following, "We will not be blocked from one of Equestria's most popular and formal events because of some bureaucrat pencil pusher with too much time on his hooves. As Sovereign of the Night, we are above such bureaucratic nonsense. So you can take that form and stick it where nor the sun or the moon shines."


Luna would hardly make such simple mistakes however.
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Wilgrove
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Postby Wilgrove » Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:25 pm

Sonic...Tornado?
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Ameriganastan
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Postby Ameriganastan » Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:26 pm

Book.
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Atomosea
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Postby Atomosea » Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:27 pm

Orangi wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
As Princess Luna's servant and right hand man, I am to inform you that she states the following, "We will not be blocked from one of Equestria's most popular and formal events because of some bureaucrat pencil pusher with too much time on his hooves. As Sovereign of the Night, we are above such bureaucratic nonsense. So you can take that form and stick it where nor the sun or the moon shines."


Luna would hardly make such simple mistakes however.

Exactly. I now have reason to doubt this mare's identity. Please step out of line, ma'am; follow the red line to your left.

Rainbow Dash, what have YOU DOOOOOOONE?!
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Wilgrove
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Postby Wilgrove » Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:31 pm

Not bad.
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Atomosea
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Postby Atomosea » Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:33 pm

Wilgrove wrote:Not bad.

That is a nice one, though I question the addition of actual hair into her little nebula 'do thing.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:35 pm

Wilgrove wrote:Not bad.

"Daddy, the princess is on our roof again."
"Just ignore her."
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Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
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Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
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Krazakistan
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Postby Krazakistan » Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:35 pm

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Orangi
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Postby Orangi » Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:37 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:Book.


Aaaaawwwww..!

Wilgrove wrote:Not bad.


Wow, she looks tired.
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The Rich Port
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Postby The Rich Port » Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:40 pm

Orangi wrote:Wow, she looks tired.


There's a bar right across the street, she's got a need she just can't beat.
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Orangi
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Postby Orangi » Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:47 pm

Guess what time it is? It's Apple Pone dump time.

Just chillin'.
Apple pony on a beach.
Repost? Sure. Hella' cute though..!
Time for some sparkly shit!
Happy Apple
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Sure, give Rarity a run for her bits.
Lettin' the hair down, I see?
BUCK.
Apple Family.
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Fri Jul 26, 2013 5:16 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:Not bad.

"Daddy, the princess is on our roof again."
"Just ignore her."

Hahaha
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Wilgrove
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Postby Wilgrove » Fri Jul 26, 2013 5:19 pm

Orangi wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:Not bad.


Wow, she looks tired.


Well you try running a kingdom. :P Not an easy job.



Ameriganastan wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:Not bad.

"Daddy, the princess is on our roof again."
"Just ignore her."


This made me laugh, kudos.
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