Dodge Junction: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

[Ceffyltir]

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Ficks'd. Laz, man, you need to learn to quote.

And maybe... if Lyra really wants to...

Just for that I withdraw my offer. *leaves in a huff*

GOOD

[Genivaria]

Scared.

Scaredy Pony.

[Genivaria]

FOR WIS!!!


FUCK YEAH!

[Lazssia]

YUS.


Room for one more?

Any chance you could find a different source?

There.

ARE YOU NOT PLEASED?!

[The Floor Kippers]

Any chance you could find a different source?

There.

ARE YOU NOT PLEASED?!

I'm not not pleased, if that's what you mean.

[Auzkhia]

FOR WIS!!!
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FUCK YEAH!

*Squee*
That's cute.

[Lazssia]

There.

ARE YOU NOT PLEASED?!

I'm not not pleased, if that's what you mean.

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Just for that I withdraw my offer. *leaves in a huff*

GOOD

Well, this just hasn't been my week. It's nice to know where I stand with you people.

[Atomosea]

Oh well...that's....

Hallelujah!

[Ifreann]

Cats!

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*bites lip*

Dat hair.

Dem legs.

What time do they open?

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Huh, guess what isn't a valid reply.

That's Silver Medal Debating right there.

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*Orangi

"Organi" sounds like a Japanese organic-food mascot.

It's actually pronounced or-on-gai by the way.

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Cookies

How did Fluttershy finish first? What wizardry is this?

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Just watched Equestria Girls. LOVED IT.
I thought the whole thing was good, except Flash Sentry who has NO character to him.

That was my thought on Flash Sentry as well. I'm glad you enjoyed it!

Who needs character when you've got a guitar?

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"Jesus Christ, what kind of pony cocaine is she snorting?"-My younger brother, walking in while I watched "Too Many Pinkie Pies" today.

Your little brother is wise beyond his years.

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I'm reposting this because I really like the way this artist draws ponies. His drawings are more realistic than the standard MLP fair, but they're not "OHGODWHY!?" level of realism.

InuHoshi fluffy pones is best fluffy pones. 11/10, would cuddle forever.

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I like that pic, I really do.

The Royal Sisters

Okay, if they ever do an anime style MLP, they should get Inuhoshi to Darkpen to draw it. NO EXCEPTION!

If they did an episode with ponies like that I would have so many simultaneous heart attacks that all of Europe and the east coast of North America would be destroyed.

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For Ameri

Thanks. Only seen it about 500 times, but thanks...

Soon he will have an army of Fluttershakes, enough to conquer all of deviantArt...

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I love the dancing to, but then it is MLP:FIM so the animation is going to be awesome.

Speaking of dancing, I present...

...Miss New Booty.

#rockineverywhere.

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To be fair, the Mane Six (and the other main characters, for that matter) were implied to be in their senior year, which does, in fact, have 18-year-olds (I was one). You're probably safe.

Oh. Okay. Totes cool then I guess. Which reminds me.

Regarding the ages of the mane six (ponyville), I'd have to say...

Dash/Pinkie: 18-19
Twilight/Flutters: 19-20
AJ/Rarity: 20-21 (22?)

Mostly due to their responsibilities, how they react to stuff, what they do in general, and how they carry themselves.

And that's at Season 1. Who knows how many years it's been now. Two, three?

I can accept this headcanon.

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Oh. Okay. Totes cool then I guess. Which reminds me.

Regarding the ages of the mane six (ponyville), I'd have to say...

Dash/Pinkie: 18-19
Twilight/Flutters: 19-20
AJ/Rarity: 20-21 (22?)

Mostly due to their responsibilities, how they react to stuff, what they do in general, and how they carry themselves.

And that's at Season 1. Who knows how many years it's been now. Two, three?

Right around where I'd estimate. It's tempting to push their ages back a bit in order to make them in line with the target audience, but considering that all but two of them are confirmed to have their own residences, and that at least half of them (Pinkie, AJ, Rarity) do have conventional jobs, the baseline age would be unlikely to be any lower than 17-18.

Dash has a job too. At least, I would assume that making the weather happen is a formal job and not just something local ponies do for the craic. No idea where Fluttershy gets her money. Modelling royalties, I guess. Or maybe she's a pool shark.

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Let us celebrate this Quid day in quiet contemplation of what it means to Quid

SHE SO HAPPY

YEEEEEEEEEEEE

LOOK AT HER GO QUID.
THE HAPPY NEVER STOPS.
SO MUCH HAPPY.

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LYRA DUMP NOW

My body is ready.

How do I lyre? :3

MY BODY WASN'T READY

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Also I found this

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THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING LIKE HOLY FUCK

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

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THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING LIKE HOLY FUCK

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the princess of a town called Bel Mare

In west Fillydelphia, born and raised
In the library was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all readin' some books outside of the school
When a jealous unicorn who was up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little duel and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your mentor and her sister in Bel Mare'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed the chariot and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I pulled out my books and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking hot sauce out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Mare living like?
Hmm this might be alright

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the princess of Bel-Mare

Well, the chariot landed and when I came out
There was a colt who looked like a guard standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like magic, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Mare'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my queendom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Princess of Bel Mare

ALL OF MY MONEY

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Oh well...that's....

Why would you make me feel these feels?!

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New page of Heartstrings.

Yeah, advance that plot.

[Ameriganastan]

Your little brother is wise beyond his years.

...He's like, 20.

[Ifreann]

Your little brother is wise beyond his years.

...He's like, 20.

Wise beyond his years.

[Ifreann]

I always wanted my own brother...

[Wilgrove]

Oh well...that's....

Hallelujah!

What? Why Hallelujah?

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Oh well...that's....

Why would you make me feel these feels?!

Because everypony needs at least one dosage of feels a day!

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I always wanted my own brother...

Awww Iffy, I'll be your brother!

[Ifreann]

I always wanted my own brother...

Awww Iffy, I'll be your brother!

[Wilgrove]

Awww Iffy, I'll be your brother!

Come my dear brother, and I shall show you wonders beyond your wildest dreams! First stop, Los Pegasus!

[Atomosea]

Hallelujah!

What? Why Hallelujah?

Those last three lines are music to my ears.

(Image)

That's how mine sound.

[Wilgrove]

What? Why Hallelujah?

Those last three lines are music to my ears.

Yea, I agree with those lines as well. I also take the line that there's no Lunar Republic, there's only Luna. There's only Celestia & Luna, two Royal Sisters who love each other.

[Ameriganastan]

[spoiler=So that's what a net sounds like](Image)[/spoiler]

[Atomosea]

Those last three lines are music to my ears.

Yea, I agree with those lines as well. I also take the line that there's no Lunar Republic, there's only Luna. There's only Celestia & Luna, two Royal Sisters who love each other.

Yes. Celestia loves her sister and her subjects; it just so happens that sometimes that love takes the form of a little chuckle at their expense. But it's just elder-sisterly ribbing, it's not like she's some sort of psychopath. Besides, the way she takes to Nightmare Night, Luna probably has a similar sense of humor.

...

That poor nanny...

[Ifreann]

Those last three lines are music to my ears.

Yea, I agree with those lines as well. I also take the line that there's no Lunar Republic, there's only Luna. There's only Celestia & Luna, two Royal Sisters who love each other.

There are no Royal Sisters, only Zuul!

[Wilgrove]

Yes. Celestia loves her sister and her subjects; it just so happens that sometimes that love takes the form of a little chuckle at their expense. But it's just elder-sisterly ribbing, it's not like she's some sort of psychopath. Besides, the way she takes to Nightmare Night, Luna probably has a similar sense of humor.

...

That poor nanny...

I really wish the fandom would do a more...realistic approach to Celestia & Luna's relationship with each other than the whole Solar Empire/Lunar Republic crap. I also wish they'd do work that would exemplify the good qualities and characteristic of both royal sisters.

Instead what we get is that Celestia is a troll, tyrant, etc. and Luna is an always sad pony who can't get over her troubled past. C'mon bronies, the Royal Sisters are not that one dimensional!

[Genivaria]

Yes. Celestia loves her sister and her subjects; it just so happens that sometimes that love takes the form of a little chuckle at their expense. But it's just elder-sisterly ribbing, it's not like she's some sort of psychopath. Besides, the way she takes to Nightmare Night, Luna probably has a similar sense of humor.

...

That poor nanny...

I really wish the fandom would do a more...realistic approach to Celestia & Luna's relationship with each other than the whole Solar Empire/Lunar Republic crap. I also wish they'd do work that would exemplify the good qualities and characteristic of both royal sisters.

Instead what we get is that Celestia is a troll, tyrant, etc. and Luna is an always sad pony who can't get over her troubled past. C'mon bronies, the Royal Sisters are not that one dimensional!

You do realize that Progress is also part of the fandom right?

[Wilgrove]

I really wish the fandom would do a more...realistic approach to Celestia & Luna's relationship with each other than the whole Solar Empire/Lunar Republic crap. I also wish they'd do work that would exemplify the good qualities and characteristic of both royal sisters.

Instead what we get is that Celestia is a troll, tyrant, etc. and Luna is an always sad pony who can't get over her troubled past. C'mon bronies, the Royal Sisters are not that one dimensional!

You do realize that Progress is also part of the fandom right?

Huh? Haven't seen much progress when it comes to the Royal Sisters from the fandom TBH. They seem to be stuck on their Season 1 impression of both Celestia and Luna.

[Auzkhia]

Yes. Celestia loves her sister and her subjects; it just so happens that sometimes that love takes the form of a little chuckle at their expense. But it's just elder-sisterly ribbing, it's not like she's some sort of psychopath. Besides, the way she takes to Nightmare Night, Luna probably has a similar sense of humor.

...

That poor nanny...

I really wish the fandom would do a more...realistic approach to Celestia & Luna's relationship with each other than the whole Solar Empire/Lunar Republic crap. I also wish they'd do work that would exemplify the good qualities and characteristic of both royal sisters.

Instead what we get is that Celestia is a troll, tyrant, etc. and Luna is an always sad pony who can't get over her troubled past. C'mon bronies, the Royal Sisters are not that one dimensional!

Exactly. Celestia is no tyrant, the ponies love and respect her as their monarch. Luna has put her past behind her, because her sister has forgave her. I find the Solar Empire vs Lunar Republic to be a petty fan war. I hate fan wars; we all like the same show, after all. Why can't we can't get along? The show that we like has "Friendship" in the title.

[Auzkhia]

Grooming
Walk