Dodge Junction: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

by **Ceffyltir** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:26 pm

Fascist Russian Empire wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:He not only married a Princess, but he's related TO a Princess. He was also Captain of the Royal Guards before becoming Prince of the Crystal Empire.

What has Braeburn done beside be annoying and have homoerotic drawings of him done by the fans?

Be sexy, that's what. The very fact that Braeburn is so damn hot is what should guarantee him the position.

...I don't think you have a very firm grasp of what constitutes a "good character."

by **Fascist Russian Empire** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:27 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
Fascist Russian Empire wrote:Be sexy, that's what. The very fact that Braeburn is so damn hot is what should guarantee him the position.

Braeburn is Applejack's cousin. And he's hot.

Sorry, but Shining Armor is best male pony.

But have a Braeburn anyways

Eh well, your entitled to yer opinion.

Here, have a Shining Armor.

by **Saphirasia** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:27 pm

Fascist Russian Empire wrote:And he's a pretty nice guy from the looks of it.

Let's see. When Applejack is first trying to explain everything, he steamrollers over her, then proceeds to shove AJ and the gang all over town. AJ then has to yell at him in order to shut his yapper and actually make him listen.

Not one of the nicer males I know of.

by **Fascist Russian Empire** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:40 pm

Ceffyltir wrote:
Fascist Russian Empire wrote:Be sexy, that's what. The very fact that Braeburn is so damn hot is what should guarantee him the position.

...I don't think you have a very firm grasp of what constitutes a "good character."

Em...Oh come on, you gotta admit how sexy he is.

Well, anyway, have a present:

Enjoy.

by **Phocidaea** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:50 pm

Enough with the "best male pony" thing. The clear winner is Big Macintosh, Braeburn, Shining Armor, and Soarin'. In one big orgy.

by **The Floor Kippers** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:52 pm

Phocidaea wrote:Enough with the "best male pony" thing. The clear winner is Big Macintosh, Braeburn, Shining Armor, and Soarin'. In one big orgy.

Wrong-o, Best pony is clearly Discord.

by **Ceffyltir** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:56 pm

Dashie.

by **The Floor Kippers** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:09 pm

Ceffyltir wrote:Dashie.

Dawwwwwww.

by **Ifreann** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:22 pm

Ceffyltir wrote:Dashie.

Preen yourself too often and you'll go blind.

by **Atomosea** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:29 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Ceffyltir wrote:Dashie.

Preen yourself too often and you'll go blind.

But how else is she supposed to keep the assorted fleas and ticks from siphoning her life essence?

by **The Floor Kippers** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:29 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Ceffyltir wrote:Dashie.

Preen yourself too often and you'll go blind.

Nonsense, I preened myself all the time and I can sehs=ewedjn-ews+

by **Orussia** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:30 pm

Atomosea wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Preen yourself too often and you'll go blind.

But how else is she supposed to keep the assorted fleas and ticks from siphoning her life essence?

Magic.

No, srsly. Just go ask Twilight.

by **Atomosea** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:37 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Preen yourself too often and you'll go blind.

Nonsense, I preened myself all the time and I can sehs=ewedjn-ews+

That sudden blindness might just be the parasites biting around your eyes. Take this spray and these eye drops and this spray. If your vision doesn't return in an hour or two, I'd suggest stumbling over to Dr. Conjunctiva.

by **Fumonoxii** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:38 pm

Hello again, all. I hope everyone's doing well!

by **Atomosea** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:39 pm

Fumonoxii wrote:Hello again, all. I hope everyone's doing well!

Yup.

by **The Floor Kippers** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:39 pm

Fumonoxii wrote:Hello again, all. I hope everyone's doing well!

Yep, you?

by **Fumonoxii** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:42 pm

Atomosea wrote:
Fumonoxii wrote:Hello again, all. I hope everyone's doing well!

Yup.

Good to hear.

The Floor Kippers wrote:
Fumonoxii wrote:Hello again, all. I hope everyone's doing well!

Yep, you?

Good to see you're doing well, friend. I'm doing fine, thank you. The weekend's finally arrived, even if a few plans were cancelled.

by **Ceffyltir** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:42 pm

Fumonoxii wrote:Hello again, all. I hope everyone's doing well!

by **Fumonoxii** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:44 pm

Ceffyltir wrote:
Fumonoxii wrote:Hello again, all. I hope everyone's doing well!

Awesome pic!

by **Wilgrove** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:49 pm

Fumonoxii wrote:Hello again, all. I hope everyone's doing well!

Hi!

by **Ceffyltir** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:52 pm

Fumonoxii wrote:
Ceffyltir wrote:
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Awesome pic!

On another note, I wonder if ponies would find us weird for wanting to hug them so much.

by **Fumonoxii** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:55 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
Fumonoxii wrote:Hello again, all. I hope everyone's doing well!

Hi!

by **Wilgrove** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:59 pm

Ceffyltir wrote:On another note, I wonder if ponies would find us weird for wanting to hug them so much.

I think it would depend on the pony in question.

by **Ifreann** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:59 pm

Atomosea wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Preen yourself too often and you'll go blind.

But how else is she supposed to keep the assorted fleas and ticks from siphoning her life essence?

Visit the spa like a decent pony and pay someone to preen you.

Ceffyltir wrote:
Fumonoxii wrote:
Awesome pic!

On another note, I wonder if ponies would find us weird for wanting to hug them so much.

If anything they'd think we were weird for not wanting to hug them more.

by **Fumonoxii** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 3:00 pm

Ceffyltir wrote:
Fumonoxii wrote:
Awesome pic!

On another note, I wonder if ponies would find us weird for wanting to hug them so much.

Probably. But maybe they'd erect websites and make gifs of people wanting to hug them, what, with our alien fingers and bipedal stature.

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