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EPIC FICTIONAL FIGHTS

Postby Galnius » Fri May 17, 2013 11:38 pm

We have all heard of things like Superman v. Goku, and dont bother with things from death battle. What do YOU think would be an ultimate fictional matchup, who would win, and why?
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Postby Yakostan » Fri May 17, 2013 11:41 pm

I for one would not like to get in the middle of a battle between Chuck Norris (Im counting him as fictional here, he's just that badass) and the Blob from X Men
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Postby Vesium » Fri May 17, 2013 11:42 pm

Winnie the Pooh versus Yogi bear. Yogi would win because he isn't mad of stuffing
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Postby Rationallia » Fri May 17, 2013 11:43 pm

Light Yagami VS Moriarty

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Postby New haven america » Fri May 17, 2013 11:43 pm

None, because the laws for each fictional world are different, so powers would be imbalanced and the laws and powers wouldn't work, so nothing would happen.
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Postby Galnius » Fri May 17, 2013 11:43 pm

Vesium wrote:Winnie the Pooh versus Yogi bear. Yogi would win because he isn't mad of stuffing


I dont know, pooh would kill for the honey pot
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Postby Great Empire of Gamilus » Fri May 17, 2013 11:45 pm

Nationstates vs the Reapers (ME)
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Postby Galnius » Fri May 17, 2013 11:45 pm

New haven america wrote:None, because the laws for each fictional world are different, so powers would be imbalanced and the laws and powers wouldn't work, so nothing would happen.


Thats great, lets get past reality, and into the FICTION side of it
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Postby Poni » Fri May 17, 2013 11:45 pm

The following was taken from TvTropes, specifically Nightmare Fuel on "SCPs."

SCPs 076-2 and 682. Both are indestructible, very sharp killing machines. Sure, you can put them down for now, but they'll just come right back again. Few minutes for 682, hours or years for 076. ◦ SCP 682 is described as a reptilian monster able to mutate and regenerate body parts, with hyperintelligence, and a hate of all forms of life, and the ability to adapt to anything. It's still capable of talking (usually in the form of obscenities and threats) with as much as 80% of its body mass destroyed, and needs to be kept in an acid bath so as to constantly keep it weakened. What makes it worse is the fact that they have to experiment with other SCPs to try and find away to permanently destroy it. The most frightening thing? It usually fails, and then it becomes immune to whatever they tried.
◦ How about the interaction between 682 and 826? 826 is a pair of pewter dragon statues that transform the room it's in into the setting of any book placed between them. If the people fail to escape the room, they will lose all memories of their past lives, and the story will rewrite itself to incorporate them. Realizing this, the SCP wrote a 12 page short story called "The Generally Nice, Friendly Thing That Can And Will Kill SCP-682 Permanently if it So Much As Spots That Damn Lizard", that was just a description of a plain green field, and a large monster whose sole descriptive quality was the stated ability of permanently killing 682. So, they put 682 in there, and in a matter of minutes, the plain green field turned into a scorched crater-filled wasteland, and the 12 page short story had become a 209 page epic called "The Generally Nice, Friendly Thing That Tried To Kill SCP-682 Permanently But Failed" describing the epic battles between this monster and an innocent creature whose very existence was based around its ability to destroy 682. And 682 won. Poor thing. Yes, that's right. They wrote a story about something that specifically could kill 682, and 682 killed it. That's how unkillable the bloody thing is.

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Postby Galnius » Fri May 17, 2013 11:46 pm

Bane vs. Sabertooth, I cant figure out the winner
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Postby Grand Britannia » Fri May 17, 2013 11:47 pm

Magikarp Vs Magikarp.
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Postby New haven america » Fri May 17, 2013 11:47 pm

Galnius wrote:
New haven america wrote:None, because the laws for each fictional world are different, so powers would be imbalanced and the laws and powers wouldn't work, so nothing would happen.


Thats great, lets get past reality, and into the FICTION side of it

Yet again, even on the fiction side, nothing could happen. Like Superman vs Son Goku, power imbalance, different laws for each would, nothing could happen.
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Postby Galnius » Fri May 17, 2013 11:48 pm

Grand Britannia wrote:Magikarp Vs Magikarp.

Really....
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Postby Great Empire of Gamilus » Fri May 17, 2013 11:48 pm

Nationstates (all of us) vs the entire Star wars universe.

think about it!
Do you hear the posters sing?
Singing the song of angry men?
It is the music of the short OP
that won't be seen again!

When the mods find this OP
Then this thread will be no more,
But the song will be sung again
When another comes!

OP, do you know the way?
Know the way to fix your post?
Just add details and sources to spark
Debate on these forums.

Otherwise this thread is doomed
Doomed to death by modly wrath
NSG will pick up and move on
'Till another comes!

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Postby New haven america » Fri May 17, 2013 11:48 pm

Galnius wrote:
Grand Britannia wrote:Magikarp Vs Magikarp.

Really....

Hey, I would love to watch that.
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Postby Galnius » Fri May 17, 2013 11:48 pm

New haven america wrote:
Galnius wrote:
Thats great, lets get past reality, and into the FICTION side of it

Yet again, even on the fiction side, nothing could happen. Like Superman vs Son Goku, power imbalance, different laws for each would, nothing could happen.


And yet anything can happen
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Postby New haven america » Fri May 17, 2013 11:49 pm

Galnius wrote:
New haven america wrote:Yet again, even on the fiction side, nothing could happen. Like Superman vs Son Goku, power imbalance, different laws for each would, nothing could happen.


And yet anything can happen

No it's impossible, nothing would happen, the fight would suck.
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Postby Galnius » Fri May 17, 2013 11:50 pm

Great Empire of Gamilus wrote:Nationstates (all of us) vs the entire Star wars universe.

think about it!


We win, there is a stars wars segment with nationstates
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Postby Galnius » Fri May 17, 2013 11:53 pm

New haven america wrote:
Galnius wrote:



Alright then....Wolverine vs. Deadpool
Who wins
Why
Give me a description of the fight
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Postby Great Empire of Gamilus » Sat May 18, 2013 12:11 am

Galnius wrote:
Great Empire of Gamilus wrote:Nationstates (all of us) vs the entire Star wars universe.

think about it!


We win, there is a stars wars segment with nationstates


how about us vs the Culture?
Do you hear the posters sing?
Singing the song of angry men?
It is the music of the short OP
that won't be seen again!

When the mods find this OP
Then this thread will be no more,
But the song will be sung again
When another comes!

OP, do you know the way?
Know the way to fix your post?
Just add details and sources to spark
Debate on these forums.

Otherwise this thread is doomed
Doomed to death by modly wrath
NSG will pick up and move on
'Till another comes!

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Postby JuNii » Sat May 18, 2013 12:17 am

Galnius wrote:We have all heard of things like Superman v. Goku, and dont bother with things from death battle. What do YOU think would be an ultimate fictional matchup, who would win, and why?

Justly Ueki tylor vs the imperial navy from star was.

I would give it to Tylor, his unconventional thinking and total lack of military strategy would have the imperial captains crashing into each other as they try to decipher his tactics.
on the other hand... I have another set of fingers.

Unscramble these words...1) PNEIS. 2)HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE
1) SPINE. 2) LITHER 3)GINGER 4)SUBTEXT

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Postby JuNii » Sat May 18, 2013 1:16 am

Thanos vs darkseid...

I have no clue as to who would win.
on the other hand... I have another set of fingers.

Unscramble these words...1) PNEIS. 2)HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE
1) SPINE. 2) LITHER 3)GINGER 4)SUBTEXT

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Postby Galnius » Sat May 18, 2013 5:21 am

JuNii wrote:Thanos vs darkseid...

I have no clue as to who would win.


With the chaos cube...thanos
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Postby United Republics of Aralon » Sat May 18, 2013 12:02 pm

Batman vs. Sherlock Holmes. Race to solve an elaborate crime. Who would win?
Ultramarine versus Darth Vader?
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Postby Galnius » Sat May 18, 2013 12:07 pm

United Republics of Aralon wrote:Batman vs. Sherlock Holmes. Race to solve an elaborate crime. Who would win?
Ultramarine versus Darth Vader?


Classic sherlock or new sherlock


Darth Vader
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