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Postby Benomia » Sun May 26, 2013 3:30 pm

Yes Im Biop wrote:
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When the thing that launched that missile is literally on the opposite and of the galaxy in the middle of a stunningly large collection of black holes...I rest my case.


Use Splispace drive.

Land INSIDE said cannon
Watch as said cannon paradox's it's self out of existence.
or
Watch as said cannon blows up


You still have to find it first.

Galnius wrote:
Benomia wrote:
When the thing that launched that missile is literally on the opposite and of the galaxy in the middle of a stunningly large collection of black holes...I rest my case.

Sitting in the middle of black holes would rip your ship apart there smarty. Learn about gravity then come back.


Tell that to the Empire. They certainly don't know.
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Postby Galnius » Sun May 26, 2013 3:34 pm

Benomia wrote:
Yes Im Biop wrote:
Use Splispace drive.

Land INSIDE said cannon
Watch as said cannon paradox's it's self out of existence.
or
Watch as said cannon blows up


You still have to find it first.

Galnius wrote:Sitting in the middle of black holes would rip your ship apart there smarty. Learn about gravity then come back.


Tell that to the Empire. They certainly don't know.
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Postby Galnius » Sun May 26, 2013 3:35 pm

Benomia wrote:
Yes Im Biop wrote:
Use Splispace drive.

Land INSIDE said cannon
Watch as said cannon paradox's it's self out of existence.
or
Watch as said cannon blows up


You still have to find it first.

Galnius wrote:Sitting in the middle of black holes would rip your ship apart there smarty. Learn about gravity then come back.


Tell that to the Empire. They certainly don't know.

Well, as one of there ships have lacked power to escape a STAR, then ONE black hole would slaughter them. Which is why I say SW makes zero sense. I f it is going to be sci-fi, you need the science part.
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Postby Benomia » Sun May 26, 2013 3:35 pm

Galnius wrote:
Benomia wrote:
You still have to find it first.



Tell that to the Empire. They certainly don't know.


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Postby Benomia » Sun May 26, 2013 3:36 pm

Galnius wrote:
Benomia wrote:
You still have to find it first.



Tell that to the Empire. They certainly don't know.

Well, as one of there ships have lacked power to escape a STAR, then ONE black hole would slaughter them. Which is why I say SW makes zero sense. I f it is going to be sci-fi, you need the science part.


Regardless of whether or not it makes sense, that's how it is.
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Postby Galnius » Sun May 26, 2013 3:37 pm

Benomia wrote:
Galnius wrote:


wat

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Postby Galnius » Sun May 26, 2013 3:39 pm

Benomia wrote:
Galnius wrote:Well, as one of there ships have lacked power to escape a STAR, then ONE black hole would slaughter them. Which is why I say SW makes zero sense. I f it is going to be sci-fi, you need the science part.

Except it isnt. For the fight to happen both laws would be combined. Thus gravity becomes quite a b***h, who has a slight crush on HALO.
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Postby Benomia » Sun May 26, 2013 3:40 pm

Galnius wrote:
Benomia wrote:

Except it isnt. For the fight to happen both laws would be combined. Thus gravity becomes quite a b***h, who has a slight crush on HALO.


The theory here is that the Halopeople and co. somehow breach the SWverse and try to take it over, whilst the Empire fends off the attack and invades the Haloverse later.
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Postby Galnius » Sun May 26, 2013 3:47 pm

Benomia wrote:
Galnius wrote:Except it isnt. For the fight to happen both laws would be combined. Thus gravity becomes quite a b***h, who has a slight crush on HALO.


The theory here is that the Halopeople and co. somehow breach the SWverse and try to take it over, whilst the Empire fends off the attack and invades the Haloverse later.

Why would HALO invade while they are fighting each other and SW holds no relics? Just thinking logically. The reverse would make more sense.
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Postby Constaniana » Sun May 26, 2013 3:49 pm

Galnius wrote:
Benomia wrote:
The theory here is that the Halopeople and co. somehow breach the SWverse and try to take it over, whilst the Empire fends off the attack and invades the Haloverse later.

Why would HALO invade while they are fighting each other and SW holds no relics? Just thinking logically. The reverse would make more sense.

Oh, so SW is doing the invading? In that case, the puny Halo factions try to cobble together a defence as the utterly superior, organized, united military sweeps through them, conquering or glassing everything in sight.
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Sun May 26, 2013 3:52 pm

Galnius wrote:
Benomia wrote:
When the thing that launched that missile is literally on the opposite and of the galaxy in the middle of a stunningly large collection of black holes...I rest my case.

Sitting in the middle of black holes would rip your ship apart there smarty. Learn about gravity then come back.

Look up the Maw Installation and come back.
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Postby Slipspacia » Sun May 26, 2013 3:55 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:
Galnius wrote:Sitting in the middle of black holes would rip your ship apart there smarty. Learn about gravity then come back.

Look up the Maw Installation and come back.

It was in a safe zone in the middle of a field of black holes.

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Postby Benomia » Sun May 26, 2013 3:55 pm

Galnius wrote:
Benomia wrote:
The theory here is that the Halopeople and co. somehow breach the SWverse and try to take it over, whilst the Empire fends off the attack and invades the Haloverse later.

Why would HALO invade while they are fighting each other and SW holds no relics? Just thinking logically. The reverse would make more sense.


Because the Haloverse wouldn't stand a rat's ass of a chance otherwise.
Remembering games, and daisy chains, and laughs...Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The Archangel Conglomerate wrote:You've obviously never seen the Benomian M16A3s.
Carathon wrote:*Logs in with the name of Troll Alliance and writes a short app with poor grammar and logic.*Somehow genuinely surprised when denied*
Ragnarum wrote:Ragnarum transforms into a giant godzilla like creature, then walks into the sunset while emotional music plays and Morgan Freeman narrates.
Kouralia wrote:Everyone hates us: we're MMW. We're like the poster children of Realismfggtry.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Sun May 26, 2013 3:57 pm

Slipspacia wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:Look up the Maw Installation and come back.

It was in a safe zone in the middle of a field of black holes.

Emphasis on the field of black holes.
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Postby Benomia » Sun May 26, 2013 4:05 pm

Remembering games, and daisy chains, and laughs...Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The Archangel Conglomerate wrote:You've obviously never seen the Benomian M16A3s.
Carathon wrote:*Logs in with the name of Troll Alliance and writes a short app with poor grammar and logic.*Somehow genuinely surprised when denied*
Ragnarum wrote:Ragnarum transforms into a giant godzilla like creature, then walks into the sunset while emotional music plays and Morgan Freeman narrates.
Kouralia wrote:Everyone hates us: we're MMW. We're like the poster children of Realismfggtry.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
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Postby Confederate States of California » Sun May 26, 2013 4:11 pm

Halo. You have yet to factor in Master-Chief face bashing versus stormtrooper's plastic armor.


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Postby Romanum Tellus » Sun May 26, 2013 4:12 pm

the halo arrays arent mobile, plus the star wars universe has waaaay more intelligent species and more advanced technology. plus the jedi who whould kick major ass in battle

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Postby Benomia » Sun May 26, 2013 4:13 pm

Remembering games, and daisy chains, and laughs...Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The Archangel Conglomerate wrote:You've obviously never seen the Benomian M16A3s.
Carathon wrote:*Logs in with the name of Troll Alliance and writes a short app with poor grammar and logic.*Somehow genuinely surprised when denied*
Ragnarum wrote:Ragnarum transforms into a giant godzilla like creature, then walks into the sunset while emotional music plays and Morgan Freeman narrates.
Kouralia wrote:Everyone hates us: we're MMW. We're like the poster children of Realismfggtry.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
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Postby Constaniana » Sun May 26, 2013 4:16 pm

Confederate States of California wrote:Halo. You have yet to factor in Master-Chief face bashing versus stormtrooper's plastic armor.

We never bothered factoring John 117 into the debate because a single supersoldier means jack squat when your enemy has a population well into the quintillions.
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Postby The Legion of War » Sun May 26, 2013 4:21 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Confederate States of California wrote:Halo. You have yet to factor in Master-Chief face bashing versus stormtrooper's plastic armor.

We never bothered factoring John 117 into the debate because a single supersoldier means jack squat when your enemy has a population well into the quintillions.

The Covenant also thought that one super soldier wouldn't make a difference.

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Postby Constaniana » Sun May 26, 2013 4:24 pm

The Legion of War wrote:
Constaniana wrote:We never bothered factoring John 117 into the debate because a single supersoldier means jack squat when your enemy has a population well into the quintillions.

The Covenant also thought that one super soldier wouldn't make a difference.

The luck man! Y0US G0T 2 F4CT0R IN TEH LUCK!

In that case, we can factor in Darth Vader pimping around and being a boss. And Starkiller too, while we're at it.
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Postby Benomia » Sun May 26, 2013 5:04 pm

You've posted that three times now. We get it.
And I replied to it the first time.
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Ragnarum wrote:Ragnarum transforms into a giant godzilla like creature, then walks into the sunset while emotional music plays and Morgan Freeman narrates.
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