Tarsonis Survivors wrote:
Being a cook is actually quite useful.
If he was good at it, maybe. But he's not. I'm pretty sure his crappy cooking got the ship sick at one point. HE GOT A SHIP SICK.
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by Ameriganastan » Mon Sep 26, 2016 4:55 am
Tarsonis Survivors wrote:
Being a cook is actually quite useful.
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Tarsonis Survivors » Mon Sep 26, 2016 6:44 am
by Drayxaso » Mon Sep 26, 2016 6:41 pm
The Great Devourer of All wrote:"Bring the ship about, helmsman! The Klingons are firing on us!"
"I can't, sir! My knees hurt like hell and my back is cramped in a thousand places. The Klingons might as well put me out of my misery!"
Neanderthaland wrote:Looks like the DPRK is in need of a new buyer. Someone more aligned to their political philosophy.
Now if only there were someone out there who needed massive amounts of coal. Someone with a cult of personality and a keen interest in surveillance. Someone who sees you when your sleeping. Who knows when you're awake.
by Parcia » Mon Sep 26, 2016 6:56 pm
Drayxaso wrote:What's your favorite starship class?
Mine is the Excelsior-class.
by Drayxaso » Mon Sep 26, 2016 7:19 pm
The Great Devourer of All wrote:"Bring the ship about, helmsman! The Klingons are firing on us!"
"I can't, sir! My knees hurt like hell and my back is cramped in a thousand places. The Klingons might as well put me out of my misery!"
Neanderthaland wrote:Looks like the DPRK is in need of a new buyer. Someone more aligned to their political philosophy.
Now if only there were someone out there who needed massive amounts of coal. Someone with a cult of personality and a keen interest in surveillance. Someone who sees you when your sleeping. Who knows when you're awake.
by Parcia » Mon Sep 26, 2016 7:22 pm
by Drayxaso » Mon Sep 26, 2016 7:48 pm
The Great Devourer of All wrote:"Bring the ship about, helmsman! The Klingons are firing on us!"
"I can't, sir! My knees hurt like hell and my back is cramped in a thousand places. The Klingons might as well put me out of my misery!"
Neanderthaland wrote:Looks like the DPRK is in need of a new buyer. Someone more aligned to their political philosophy.
Now if only there were someone out there who needed massive amounts of coal. Someone with a cult of personality and a keen interest in surveillance. Someone who sees you when your sleeping. Who knows when you're awake.
by Auristania » Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:54 am
by Tarsonis Survivors » Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:58 am
Auristania wrote:Ameriganastan wrote:If he was good at it, maybe. But he's not. I'm pretty sure his crappy cooking got the ship sick at one point. HE GOT A SHIP SICK.
Dearly as I hate Neelix, in this isolated incident, he is innocent.
Starfleet builds ships that can be destroyed with cheese.
It wasn't extra special weapons grade cheese, it was regular cheese you buy in a shop. Tuvak said the ship was killed by the bacteria in the cheese. ALL cheese is made with bacteria. Why do Cardassi waste money on phasers and disrupters?
"Load the Limburg launcher! Cheddar cannon! Brie battery! Gorgonzola gun. Parmesan phaser!"
by Cymrea » Tue Sep 27, 2016 10:20 am
Drayxaso wrote:What's your favorite starship class?
Mine is the Excelsior-class.
by Mincaldenteans » Tue Sep 27, 2016 11:11 am
by The Romulan Republic » Tue Sep 27, 2016 12:37 pm
Drayxaso wrote:What's your favorite starship class?
Mine is the Excelsior-class.
by Drayxaso » Tue Sep 27, 2016 4:18 pm
The Great Devourer of All wrote:"Bring the ship about, helmsman! The Klingons are firing on us!"
"I can't, sir! My knees hurt like hell and my back is cramped in a thousand places. The Klingons might as well put me out of my misery!"
Neanderthaland wrote:Looks like the DPRK is in need of a new buyer. Someone more aligned to their political philosophy.
Now if only there were someone out there who needed massive amounts of coal. Someone with a cult of personality and a keen interest in surveillance. Someone who sees you when your sleeping. Who knows when you're awake.
by Tarsonis Survivors » Tue Sep 27, 2016 5:42 pm
by Nation of Quebec » Tue Sep 27, 2016 7:24 pm
Drayxaso wrote:What's your favorite starship class?
Mine is the Excelsior-class.
by Ameriganastan » Tue Sep 27, 2016 7:31 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Miraaki » Tue Sep 27, 2016 7:40 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:Favorite alien ship: Romulan Warbird.
Favorite Fed ship class: Defiant class.
by Drayxaso » Tue Sep 27, 2016 7:41 pm
The Great Devourer of All wrote:"Bring the ship about, helmsman! The Klingons are firing on us!"
"I can't, sir! My knees hurt like hell and my back is cramped in a thousand places. The Klingons might as well put me out of my misery!"
Neanderthaland wrote:Looks like the DPRK is in need of a new buyer. Someone more aligned to their political philosophy.
Now if only there were someone out there who needed massive amounts of coal. Someone with a cult of personality and a keen interest in surveillance. Someone who sees you when your sleeping. Who knows when you're awake.
by Ameriganastan » Tue Sep 27, 2016 7:41 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Miraaki » Tue Sep 27, 2016 7:42 pm
Drayxaso wrote:For alien ships, I tend to like the non-canon(ish) ships, such as the Romulan R'mor timeship from STO.
by Drayxaso » Tue Sep 27, 2016 7:43 pm
The Great Devourer of All wrote:"Bring the ship about, helmsman! The Klingons are firing on us!"
"I can't, sir! My knees hurt like hell and my back is cramped in a thousand places. The Klingons might as well put me out of my misery!"
Neanderthaland wrote:Looks like the DPRK is in need of a new buyer. Someone more aligned to their political philosophy.
Now if only there were someone out there who needed massive amounts of coal. Someone with a cult of personality and a keen interest in surveillance. Someone who sees you when your sleeping. Who knows when you're awake.
by Ameriganastan » Tue Sep 27, 2016 7:46 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Drayxaso » Tue Sep 27, 2016 7:49 pm
The Great Devourer of All wrote:"Bring the ship about, helmsman! The Klingons are firing on us!"
"I can't, sir! My knees hurt like hell and my back is cramped in a thousand places. The Klingons might as well put me out of my misery!"
Neanderthaland wrote:Looks like the DPRK is in need of a new buyer. Someone more aligned to their political philosophy.
Now if only there were someone out there who needed massive amounts of coal. Someone with a cult of personality and a keen interest in surveillance. Someone who sees you when your sleeping. Who knows when you're awake.
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