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by Ameriganastan » Thu Aug 06, 2020 3:22 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Crysuko » Thu Aug 06, 2020 3:46 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I have too much self-respect to subject myself to that show.
by La Paz de Los Ricos » Thu Aug 06, 2020 6:15 pm
by Myrensis » Thu Aug 06, 2020 6:39 pm
La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:Crysuko wrote:you're giving them too much credit, it'll be a zany slapstick depressing trash-garbage-crapfest with memes
They... they did it... they used a meme...
They literally said "this is a mood"...
Star Trek is dead. Well and truly dead. There is no hope for the future of the franchise and I'm jumping ship.
by Crysuko » Thu Aug 06, 2020 6:42 pm
La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:Crysuko wrote:you're giving them too much credit, it'll be a zany slapstick depressing trash-garbage-crapfest with memes
They... they did it... they used a meme...
They literally said "this is a mood"...
Star Trek is dead. Well and truly dead. There is no hope for the future of the franchise and I'm jumping ship.
by La Paz de Los Ricos » Thu Aug 06, 2020 6:48 pm
Myrensis wrote:La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
They... they did it... they used a meme...
They literally said "this is a mood"...
Star Trek is dead. Well and truly dead. There is no hope for the future of the franchise and I'm jumping ship.
C'mon, don't you remember all the times Sisko used to walk around like, "These fucking Dominion dudes are like totally fucking wack, bro, but this fucking Defiant is off the hizzle fo fucking shizzle!"
But you're correct, Kurtzmann has completed his mission of turning Star Trek into disposable generic sci-fi schlock, with a sprinkling of buzzwords and aesthetics to milk the nostalgia.
by Crysuko » Thu Aug 06, 2020 6:52 pm
La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:Myrensis wrote:
C'mon, don't you remember all the times Sisko used to walk around like, "These fucking Dominion dudes are like totally fucking wack, bro, but this fucking Defiant is off the hizzle fo fucking shizzle!"
But you're correct, Kurtzmann has completed his mission of turning Star Trek into disposable generic sci-fi schlock, with a sprinkling of buzzwords and aesthetics to milk the nostalgia.
You know what's worse?
He's not done yet...
by La Paz de Los Ricos » Thu Aug 06, 2020 6:52 pm
by La Paz de Los Ricos » Thu Aug 06, 2020 6:56 pm
by Gig em Aggies » Thu Aug 06, 2020 7:01 pm
La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
It was like having an ice pick slammed into my ears.
There's no going back from this. This is serious. Kurtzman is a grave and mortal threat to the foundation of Star Trek and something must be done to protest his work. Imagine how Roddenberry would react seeing his work so undermined?
If any meme is going to apply, it's this one...
by Crysuko » Thu Aug 06, 2020 7:05 pm
by Myrensis » Thu Aug 06, 2020 7:08 pm
by Crysuko » Thu Aug 06, 2020 7:10 pm
Myrensis wrote:La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
What world is Kurtzman living in where Lower Decks is MEANT FOR CHILDREN!?
He's talked before about how he wants to inspire younger people with Star Trek, and what can be more inspirational than nihilism and torture porn and having everyone say 'fuck' every five minutes to show how hip and edgy ALEX KURTZMAN'S Star Trek is, not like all that boring old shit with the all the 'optimism' and 'emotionally stable and articulate adults'.
by La Paz de Los Ricos » Thu Aug 06, 2020 7:18 pm
Myrensis wrote:La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
What world is Kurtzman living in where Lower Decks is MEANT FOR CHILDREN!?
He's talked before about how he wants to inspire younger people with Star Trek, and what can be more inspirational than nihilism and torture porn and having everyone say 'fuck' every five minutes to show how hip and edgy ALEX KURTZMAN'S Star Trek is, not like all that boring old shit with the all the 'optimism' and 'emotionally stable and articulate adults'.
Crysuko wrote:Myrensis wrote:
He's talked before about how he wants to inspire younger people with Star Trek, and what can be more inspirational than nihilism and torture porn and having everyone say 'fuck' every five minutes to show how hip and edgy ALEX KURTZMAN'S Star Trek is, not like all that boring old shit with the all the 'optimism' and 'emotionally stable and articulate adults'.
I could write a better fanfiction. hell, most anyone could
by Ameriganastan » Thu Aug 06, 2020 7:25 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by La Paz de Los Ricos » Thu Aug 06, 2020 7:31 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:Okay Paz, take it down a notch there. It's a shitty show, not the end of the world.
by New haven america » Thu Aug 06, 2020 7:46 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:Myrensis wrote:
I was cringing so hard I almost strained something when Picard was being lectured about being a rich white man in his ivory tower gated community by the struggling poor woman of color. Because, ya know, the Federation just being modern day America with laser guns has always been a central theme of Star Trek.
...Did that really happen?
by New haven america » Thu Aug 06, 2020 7:48 pm
by New haven america » Thu Aug 06, 2020 7:54 pm
Myrensis wrote:La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
What world is Kurtzman living in where Lower Decks is MEANT FOR CHILDREN!?
He's talked before about how he wants to inspire younger people with Star Trek, and what can be more inspirational than nihilism and torture porn and having everyone say 'fuck' every five minutes to show how hip and edgy ALEX KURTZMAN'S Star Trek is, not like all that boring old shit with the all the 'optimism' and 'emotionally stable and articulate adults'.
by La Paz de Los Ricos » Thu Aug 06, 2020 8:10 pm
New haven america wrote:La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:
What world is Kurtzman living in where Lower Decks is MEANT FOR CHILDREN!?
Most animated sitcoms are watched mostly by teenagers. So yeah, that target audience is 13-17 year olds.Myrensis wrote:
He's talked before about how he wants to inspire younger people with Star Trek, and what can be more inspirational than nihilism and torture porn and having everyone say 'fuck' every five minutes to show how hip and edgy ALEX KURTZMAN'S Star Trek is, not like all that boring old shit with the all the 'optimism' and 'emotionally stable and articulate adults'.
Better yet, he's had entire speeches going on about how "Star Wars inspired my love of movies, but Star Trek? I never liked Star Trek, it never inspired me and felt to smart for people my age."
Yes Alex, you're right, Star Trek is too smart for you.
by Juristonia » Thu Aug 06, 2020 9:31 pm
Ifreann wrote:Indeed, as far as I can recall only one poster has ever supported legalising bestiality, and he was fucking his cat and isn't welcome here any more, in no small part, I imagine, because he kept going on about how he was fucking his cat.
by Crysuko » Thu Aug 06, 2020 9:45 pm
Juristonia wrote:New Trek is great.
by The Huskar Social Union » Fri Aug 07, 2020 3:15 am
Juristonia wrote:New Trek is great.
by Gig em Aggies » Fri Aug 07, 2020 6:44 am
by Juristonia » Fri Aug 07, 2020 6:50 am
Ifreann wrote:Indeed, as far as I can recall only one poster has ever supported legalising bestiality, and he was fucking his cat and isn't welcome here any more, in no small part, I imagine, because he kept going on about how he was fucking his cat.
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