Wonderbolt Academy: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

[Ceffyltir]

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Get out of the bushes! Oy. First you tell me you don't want to go to Ninja Medical School™ and now you've forgotten your mad combat skizillzz! I HAVE NO SON!

I told you, I dropped ninjaing to master the Way of the Pony.

Also, chalk up "Atom is my father" to the labyrinth that is my thread family.

[Xiscapia]

Get out of the bushes! Oy. First you tell me you don't want to go to Ninja Medical School™ and now you've forgotten your mad combat skizillzz! I HAVE NO SON!

I told you, I dropped ninjaing to master the Way of the Pony.

Also, chalk up "Atom is my father" to the labyrinth that is my thread family.

I always took Atom to be a female.

[Ifreann]

Get out of the bushes! Oy. First you tell me you don't want to go to Ninja Medical School™ and now you've forgotten your mad combat skizillzz! I HAVE NO SON!

I told you, I dropped ninjaing to master the Way of the Pony.

Also, chalk up "Atom is my father" to the labyrinth that is my thread family.

So much threadcanon.

[Ceffyltir]

I told you, I dropped ninjaing to master the Way of the Pony.

Also, chalk up "Atom is my father" to the labyrinth that is my thread family.

I always took Atom to be a female.

...Huh. I did not know that.

[Gallopfrey and the Pony Republic Therof]

Get out of the bushes! Oy. First you tell me you don't want to go to Ninja Medical School™ and now you've forgotten your mad combat skizillzz! I HAVE NO SON!

I told you, I dropped ninjaing to master the Way of the Pony.

Also, chalk up "Atom is my father" to the labyrinth that is my thread family.

I never feel like you guys are my family... well, I sometimes wish Ifreann was that one crazy-awesome uncle that all the adults hate and all the kids love, but the rest of you are more like friends. But good ones.

[Atomosea]

Get out of the bushes! Oy. First you tell me you don't want to go to Ninja Medical School™ and now you've forgotten your mad combat skizillzz! I HAVE NO SON!

I told you, I dropped ninjaing to master the Way of the Pony.

Also, chalk up "Atom is my father" to the labyrinth that is my thread family.

Bah! How is your precious "Way of the Pony" going to help when the Canterlot Yazuka bursts in while you're performing a heart transplant? You need to think of your future! Celestia gave you a brain so you could use it to learn to save lives while simultaneously taking them once the ninjas attack! NINJAS AREN'T STERILE! They won't hesitate to contaminate the whole theater if you don't get them first!

[Ifreann]

I told you, I dropped ninjaing to master the Way of the Pony.

Also, chalk up "Atom is my father" to the labyrinth that is my thread family.

I never feel like you guys are my family... well, I sometimes wish Ifreann was that one crazy-awesome uncle that all the adults hate and all the kids love, but the rest of you are more like friends. But good ones.

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your uncle...

[Gallopfrey and the Pony Republic Therof]

I never feel like you guys are my family... well, I sometimes wish Ifreann was that one crazy-awesome uncle that all the adults hate and all the kids love, but the rest of you are more like friends. But good ones.

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your uncle...

See, that's why...

[Ceffyltir]

I told you, I dropped ninjaing to master the Way of the Pony.

Also, chalk up "Atom is my father" to the labyrinth that is my thread family.

Bah! How is your precious "Way of the Pony" going to help when the Canterlot Yazuka bursts in while you're performing a heart transplant? You need to think of your future! Celestia gave you a brain so you could use it to learn to save lives while simultaneously taking them once the ninjas attack! NINJAS AREN'T STERILE! They won't hesitate to contaminate the whole theater if you don't get them first!

Why can't you accept me for what I am?

[Xiscapia]

I always took Atom to be a female.

...Huh. I did not know that.

On a, ah, personality basis, if you will. That's how he comes off with the "crazy fifties housewife" thing. I don't actually think he's a woman.

I told you, I dropped ninjaing to master the Way of the Pony.

Also, chalk up "Atom is my father" to the labyrinth that is my thread family.

I never feel like you guys are my family... well, I sometimes wish Ifreann was that one crazy-awesome uncle that all the adults hate and all the kids love, but the rest of you are more like friends. But good ones.

Can I be your crazy-awesome dealer?

[Ifreann]

Why is Ceffy's flag a golden alicorn? Also, Ceffy's flag is awesome.

[Esparmuran]

Why is Ceffy's flag a golden alicorn? Also, Ceffy's flag is awesome.

I disagree.

[Gallopfrey and the Pony Republic Therof]

I never feel like you guys are my family... well, I sometimes wish Ifreann was that one crazy-awesome uncle that all the adults hate and all the kids love, but the rest of you are more like friends. But good ones.

Can I be your crazy-awesome dealer?

Oh Xis. You were already my crazy-awesome dealer.

[Ceffyltir]

...Huh. I did not know that.

On a, ah, personality basis, if you will. That's how he comes off with the "crazy fifties housewife" thing. I don't actually think he's a woman.

I meant to say something along the lines of, "I did not know you thought that."

I still believe he's male.

Why is Ceffy's flag a golden alicorn? Also, Ceffy's flag is awesome.

I found it humorous. Also, thanks.

And her name is Ticket.

[Ifreann]

On a, ah, personality basis, if you will. That's how he comes off with the "crazy fifties housewife" thing. I don't actually think he's a woman.

I meant to say something along the lines of, "I did not know you thought that."

I still believe he's male.

Why is Ceffy's flag a golden alicorn? Also, Ceffy's flag is awesome.

I found it humorous. Also, thanks.

And her name is Ticket.

Hah, references.

[Ceffyltir]

I found it humorous. Also, thanks.

And her name is Ticket.

Hah, references.

Now my chocoholism is back at full strength...

Thanks, Obama Iffy.

[Ifreann]

Hah, references.

Now my chocoholism is back at full strength...

Thanks, Obama Iffy.

Rainbooms: Fuelled by chocolate?

[Atomosea]

Bah! How is your precious "Way of the Pony" going to help when the Canterlot Yazuka bursts in while you're performing a heart transplant? You need to think of your future! Celestia gave you a brain so you could use it to learn to save lives while simultaneously taking them once the ninjas attack! NINJAS AREN'T STERILE! They won't hesitate to contaminate the whole theater if you don't get them first!

Why can't you accept me for what I am?

Because I care. You have such potential (So proud...), and my heartbreak aside, you quit ninja medicine now and Jet Set and Upper Crust will never let either of us hear the end of it. At least I will be able to break into their home and leave threats under their pillows and folded up in their towels, but what about you? What, am I supposed to just leave you outside? I don't need a lookout! And Xis is no good for you! I've seen Reefer Madness, I know how that song goes!

[Ceffyltir]

Now my chocoholism is back at full strength...

Thanks, Obama Iffy.

Rainbooms: Fuelled by chocolate?

Why can't you accept me for what I am? (Image)

Because I care. You have such potential (So proud...), and my heartbreak aside, you quit ninja medicine now and Jet Set and Upper Crust will never let either of us hear the end of it. At least I will be able to break into their home and leave threats under their pillows and folded up in their towels, but what about you? What, am I supposed to just leave you outside? I don't need a lookout! And Xis is no good for you! I've seen Reefer Madness, I know how that song goes!

...

How long does it normally take you to come up with these rants?

[Atomosea]

Rainbooms: Fuelled by chocolate?

Because I care. You have such potential (So proud...), and my heartbreak aside, you quit ninja medicine now and Jet Set and Upper Crust will never let either of us hear the end of it. At least I will be able to break into their home and leave threats under their pillows and folded up in their towels, but what about you? What, am I supposed to just leave you outside? I don't need a lookout! And Xis is no good for you! I've seen Reefer Madness, I know how that song goes!

...

How long does it normally take you to come up with these rants?

Not very.

I still don't get to RP much...

[Lazssia]

Awesome.
Sun in the rain.
Behold her glory.
moonbut

Last but not least, Birthday Game.
I raise a foal version of Cadence as my daughter. We spend the rest of our lives in Equestria.

[Wisconsin9]

Awesome.
Sun in the rain.
Behold her glory.
moonbut

Last but not least, Birthday Game.
I raise a foal version of Cadence as my daughter. We spend the rest of our lives in Equestria.

Doctor Whooves starts pointing and laughing at me and I never find out why.

[Ifreann]

Rainbooms: Fuelled by chocolate?

Ura!

[Gallopfrey and the Pony Republic Therof]

Awesome.
Sun in the rain.
Behold her glory.
moonbut



Last but not least, Birthday Game.
I raise a foal version of Cadence as my daughter. We spend the rest of our lives in Equestria.

Silver Spoon builds a giant robot Rainbow Dash and uses it to attack Rainbow Dash. Do I help silver Spoon or save Rainbow Dash?

The silver pony is dead meat.

[Ifreann]

Awesome.
Sun in the rain.
Behold her glory.
moonbut

Last but not least, Birthday Game.
I raise a foal version of Cadence as my daughter. We spend the rest of our lives in Equestria.

Princess Molestia builds and giant robot version of Scootaloo or Bon Bon and attacks her with it. I can save Scootaloo or Bon Bon, or help Molestia.



Gotta side with Big Sexy.