Wonderbolt Academy: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

[Mad hatters in jeans]

No, i'm not that cool.
Galoshes.

Galoshes!

[Ifreann]

Galoshes!

[Mad hatters in jeans]

Galoshes!

[Ifreann]

And then derpibooru ruined our fun by derping.

[The Republic of Lanos]

And then derpibooru ruined our fun by derping.

Well if it has the word derp in it...it has to derp.

[Mad hatters in jeans]

And then derpibooru ruined our fun by derping.

Oh just picture Pinkie Pie holding her hooves in the air (standing on her hind legs) with galoshes attached to them.

Although I admit describing the pictures lacks the humour that seeing them does.

Ah well, there's always blubber.

[Ifreann]

And then derpibooru ruined our fun by derping.

Well if it has the word derp in it...it has to derp.

This is true.

[Immoren]

"Long, long ago, we ponies lived in peace with beats called men
For centuries we watched them grow and slowly so back then
But late one night when man looked up in wonder of the skies
Our moon came down and gave him voice that he too might be wise

And so man leapt ahead of us with theory and machine
But young man still was jealous of our power he had seen
He sought to claim it for himself and so he hatched a plan
Man would take our kingdoms, Man would drive us from our land

For years their scholars studied learning details of our world
With confidence and pride they marched with banners now unfurled
For man invented warfare; a concept new to us
He challenged we to his new game to crush us into dust

A hundred years this game went on and man took no step back
Our walls bowed down to his machines, our cities burned and black
'No more!' cried sun the hundredth year, 'Too many have been lost.'
'This foolish game is evil. Every man will pay the cost.'

With pain and magic never seen the sun flew into rage
And with her powers, turned to man and built for him a cage
A place where man with all his might could harm only himself
A marble blue on cloth of black, and far from magic wealth

She threw him there so violently that man forgot his speech
He lost his understanding of the world he sought defeat
But moon was full of sorrow for she saw the good in men
And late that night the very same, in dream, she came to them

She gave her gift of speech again and told him very stern
'I wish for you to find me, but first lessons you must learn'
And so she keeps a vigil of the their prison from afar
Sad for his sin, but ever proud he yearns to join her stars

When human kind is angry and it turns to sword and shield
The moon afar in her own land will weep for him to yield
But when he works together, reaching far into her space
A smile soaked with tears of joy are seen on Luna's face

'Tis one small step for man", she says, 'Towards his life with me'
'And one giant leap forward in the truths that he must see'
'I hope one day, I know they can, that man will find my shore'
'Until that day I patient wait, and love them evermore'"

[Krazakistan]

"Long, long ago, we ponies lived in peace with beats called men
For centuries we watched them grow and slowly so back then
But late one night when man looked up in wonder of the skies
Our moon came down and gave him voice that he too might be wise

And so man leapt ahead of us with theory and machine
But young man still was jealous of our power he had seen
He sought to claim it for himself and so he hatched a plan
Man would take our kingdoms, Man would drive us from our land

For years their scholars studied learning details of our world
With confidence and pride they marched with banners now unfurled
For man invented warfare; a concept new to us
He challenged we to his new game to crush us into dust

A hundred years this game went on and man took no step back
Our walls bowed down to his machines, our cities burned and black
'No more!' cried sun the hundredth year, 'Too many have been lost.'
'This foolish game is evil. Every man will pay the cost.'

With pain and magic never seen the sun flew into rage
And with her powers, turned to man and built for him a cage
A place where man with all his might could harm only himself
A marble blue on cloth of black, and far from magic wealth

She threw him there so violently that man forgot his speech
He lost his understanding of the world he sought defeat
But moon was full of sorrow for she saw the good in men
And late that night the very same, in dream, she came to them

She gave her gift of speech again and told him very stern
'I wish for you to find me, but first lessons you must learn'
And so she keeps a vigil of the their prison from afar
Sad for his sin, but ever proud he yearns to join her stars

When human kind is angry and it turns to sword and shield
The moon afar in her own land will weep for him to yield
But when he works together, reaching far into her space
A smile soaked with tears of joy are seen on Luna's face

'Tis one small step for man", she says, 'Towards his life with me'
'And one giant leap forward in the truths that he must see'
'I hope one day, I know they can, that man will find my shore'
'Until that day I patient wait, and love them evermore'"

[Magthere]

I was just taking a look at the Dungeons and Dragons Online Wiki, found some rather curious shout outs...

Edit: Smartened up enough to realize I could just go to the individual items pages

Twilight, Element of Magic

Celestia, Brightest Star of Day

[Immoren]

I was just taking a look at the Dungeons and Dragons Online Wiki, found some rather curious shout outs...

You'll have to go down to named loot to see them and review the full details

For those of you who have enough of a general idea:

Celestia, Brightest Star of Day - +7 Shortsword: 2.50[1d10] 19-20/x2, Light damage - Not Piercing, Supreme Good, Radiance, Greater Sunburst, Fiery Detonation

Twilight, Element of Magic - +7 Quarterstaff: 2.50[1d8] 20/x2, Spellcasting Implement +21, Potency +80, Impulse +120, Major Evocation Focus, Major Enchantment Focus, Arcane Augmentation IX, Greater Arcane Lore

>epic level items
Well that escalated quickly.

[Wisconsin9]

In celebration of the fact that WHOOOOOO I JUST GOT MY FUCKING DRIVER'S LICENSE WHOOOOOOO I will be assembling a dump as soon as derpibooru comes back online.

[Ifreann]

I was just taking a look at the Dungeons and Dragons Online Wiki, found some rather curious shout outs...

You'll have to go down to named loot to see them and review the full details

For those of you who have enough of a general idea:

Celestia, Brightest Star of Day - +7 Shortsword: 2.50[1d10] 19-20/x2, Light damage - Not Piercing, Supreme Good, Radiance, Greater Sunburst, Fiery Detonation

Twilight, Element of Magic - +7 Quarterstaff: 2.50[1d8] 20/x2, Spellcasting Implement +21, Potency +80, Impulse +120, Major Evocation Focus, Major Enchantment Focus, Arcane Augmentation IX, Greater Arcane Lore

>epic level items
Well that escalated quickly.

Obviously appropriate, because ponies are epic.

[Magthere]

I was just taking a look at the Dungeons and Dragons Online Wiki, found some rather curious shout outs...

You'll have to go down to named loot to see them and review the full details

For those of you who have enough of a general idea:

Celestia, Brightest Star of Day - +7 Shortsword: 2.50[1d10] 19-20/x2, Light damage - Not Piercing, Supreme Good, Radiance, Greater Sunburst, Fiery Detonation

Twilight, Element of Magic - +7 Quarterstaff: 2.50[1d8] 20/x2, Spellcasting Implement +21, Potency +80, Impulse +120, Major Evocation Focus, Major Enchantment Focus, Arcane Augmentation IX, Greater Arcane Lore

>epic level items
Well that escalated quickly.

That's what happens when your characters can actually be brought to epic levels, (only 25 mind you but still epic).

[Xiscapia]

In celebration of the fact that WHOOOOOO I JUST GOT MY FUCKING DRIVER'S LICENSE WHOOOOOOO I will be assembling a dump as soon as derpibooru comes back online.

Will you be posting ponies driving?

[Wisconsin9]

In celebration of the fact that WHOOOOOO I JUST GOT MY FUCKING DRIVER'S LICENSE WHOOOOOOO I will be assembling a dump as soon as derpibooru comes back online.

Will you be posting ponies driving?

Probably.

[Ifreann]

In celebration of the fact that WHOOOOOO I JUST GOT MY FUCKING DRIVER'S LICENSE WHOOOOOOO I will be assembling a dump as soon as derpibooru comes back online.

Will you be posting ponies driving?

I should hope so.

[Xiscapia]

Will you be posting ponies driving?

Probably.

Supreme excellence.

[Auzkhia]

So I got the elements of harmony book that I pre ordered on monday.
MFW

[Esparmuran]

So I got the elements of harmony book that I pre ordered on monday.
MFW

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[Krazakistan]

So I got the elements of harmony book that I pre ordered on monday.
MFW

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For the love of Celestia, please don't edit that .gif in.

[Esparmuran]

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For the love of Celestia, please don't edit that .gif in.

No problem.

[Gallopfrey and the Pony Republic Therof]

"Long, long ago, we ponies lived in peace with beats called men
For centuries we watched them grow and slowly so back then
But late one night when man looked up in wonder of the skies
Our moon came down and gave him voice that he too might be wise

And so man leapt ahead of us with theory and machine
But young man still was jealous of our power he had seen
He sought to claim it for himself and so he hatched a plan
Man would take our kingdoms, Man would drive us from our land

For years their scholars studied learning details of our world
With confidence and pride they marched with banners now unfurled
For man invented warfare; a concept new to us
He challenged we to his new game to crush us into dust

A hundred years this game went on and man took no step back
Our walls bowed down to his machines, our cities burned and black
'No more!' cried sun the hundredth year, 'Too many have been lost.'
'This foolish game is evil. Every man will pay the cost.'

With pain and magic never seen the sun flew into rage
And with her powers, turned to man and built for him a cage
A place where man with all his might could harm only himself
A marble blue on cloth of black, and far from magic wealth

She threw him there so violently that man forgot his speech
He lost his understanding of the world he sought defeat
But moon was full of sorrow for she saw the good in men
And late that night the very same, in dream, she came to them

She gave her gift of speech again and told him very stern
'I wish for you to find me, but first lessons you must learn'
And so she keeps a vigil of the their prison from afar
Sad for his sin, but ever proud he yearns to join her stars

When human kind is angry and it turns to sword and shield
The moon afar in her own land will weep for him to yield
But when he works together, reaching far into her space
A smile soaked with tears of joy are seen on Luna's face

'Tis one small step for man", she says, 'Towards his life with me'
'And one giant leap forward in the truths that he must see'
'I hope one day, I know they can, that man will find my shore'
'Until that day I patient wait, and love them evermore'"

I don't have words to describe my feels right now.

[Ifreann]

So I got the elements of harmony book that I pre ordered on monday.
MFW

Awesome!

[Phisych University]

"Long, long ago, we ponies lived in peace with beats called men
For centuries we watched them grow and slowly so back then
But late one night when man looked up in wonder of the skies
Our moon came down and gave him voice that he too might be wise

And so man leapt ahead of us with theory and machine
But young man still was jealous of our power he had seen
He sought to claim it for himself and so he hatched a plan
Man would take our kingdoms, Man would drive us from our land

For years their scholars studied learning details of our world
With confidence and pride they marched with banners now unfurled
For man invented warfare; a concept new to us
He challenged we to his new game to crush us into dust

A hundred years this game went on and man took no step back
Our walls bowed down to his machines, our cities burned and black
'No more!' cried sun the hundredth year, 'Too many have been lost.'
'This foolish game is evil. Every man will pay the cost.'

With pain and magic never seen the sun flew into rage
And with her powers, turned to man and built for him a cage
A place where man with all his might could harm only himself
A marble blue on cloth of black, and far from magic wealth

She threw him there so violently that man forgot his speech
He lost his understanding of the world he sought defeat
But moon was full of sorrow for she saw the good in men
And late that night the very same, in dream, she came to them

She gave her gift of speech again and told him very stern
'I wish for you to find me, but first lessons you must learn'
And so she keeps a vigil of the their prison from afar
Sad for his sin, but ever proud he yearns to join her stars

When human kind is angry and it turns to sword and shield
The moon afar in her own land will weep for him to yield
But when he works together, reaching far into her space
A smile soaked with tears of joy are seen on Luna's face

'Tis one small step for man", she says, 'Towards his life with me'
'And one giant leap forward in the truths that he must see'
'I hope one day, I know they can, that man will find my shore'
'Until that day I patient wait, and love them evermore'"

Relevant.