Wonderbolt Academy: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

by **The Rich Port** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:23 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Who Celestia is negotiating with for their oil.

Why would ponies need oil? They get around on carriages.

For the sex and whatnot.

And carriages and trains can get rusty. :lol:

I'm still waiting for them to have a 1920's gangsters episode where they visit Manehattan and they drive around in 1920's Ford cars.

by **Wisconsin9** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:23 pm

Nationalist State of Knox wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
Why would ponies need oil? They get around on carriages.

Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 looked like it was powered by combustion.

It was magic.

https://dragcave.net/user/Bellumsaur13 · by **Saurisisia** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:23 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Nationalist State of Knox wrote:No, the Arabs are Saddle Arabians.

Who Celestia is negotiating with for their oil.

Where else would the Earth Ponies and Pegasi get their lamp oil?

And ingredients for potions that give superstrength...

by **Ifreann** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:24 pm

Quidomne wrote:The time has come...

FOR QUID'S SUPER LONG POST GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

And then all was Quid.

Ifreann wrote:If you eat a princess, you gain her power. Headcanon.

But...she's so pretty! D:

Then don't eat her!

Ifreann wrote:The booties must rockin' everywhere.

All places. It must be put into law.

Someone call Obama.

Ifreann wrote:Then it shall be so.

Much appreciated, good sir.

Giant success!

Ifreann wrote:Except Twilight, who is exclusively book-sexual.

Hawt.

I heard she took on 3 books at once once.

Steamy.

Which can be bad for the books, but it's okay, because Twilight has magic.

by **Wilgrove** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:25 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
Why would ponies need oil? They get around on carriages.

For the sex and whatnot.

And carriages and trains can get rusty.

I'm still waiting for them to have a 1920's gangsters episode where they visit Manehattan and they drive around in 1920's Ford cars.

They already have a Mafia, The Apple Family. Granny Smith is the don, Big Mac is the enforcer, Applejack is the brains, and Applebloom is the cute little face.

by **Ifreann** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:25 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Who Celestia is negotiating with for their oil.

Why would ponies need oil? They get around on carriages.

Witchcraft.
Lube

by **Wilgrove** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:27 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
Why would ponies need oil? They get around on carriages.

Witchcraft.
Lube

Works for me.

https://dragcave.net/user/Bellumsaur13 · by **Saurisisia** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:27 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Who Celestia is negotiating with for their oil.

Why would ponies need oil? They get around on carriages.

I just assume they use petroleum for lamp oil and as ingredients in certain potions.

by **The Rich Port** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:27 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:
For the sex and whatnot.

And carriages and trains can get rusty.

I'm still waiting for them to have a 1920's gangsters episode where they visit Manehattan and they drive around in 1920's Ford cars.

They already have a Mafia, The Apple Family. Granny Smith is the don, Big Mac is the enforcer, Applejack is the brains, and Applebloom is the cute little face.

Hillbilly moonshine mafia.

Never thought I'd see the day, Hasbro.

by **Immoren** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:28 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Who Celestia is negotiating with for their oil.

Why would ponies need oil? They get around on carriages.

Lamp oil.

by **Atomosea** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:29 pm

Quidomne wrote:
Ifreann wrote:If you eat a princess, you gain her power. Headcanon.

But...she's so pretty! D:

And high in calories and protein, while being low in fat!

Quidomne wrote:
Atomosea wrote:No one must know. Seriously, a little girl watching My Little Pony? Imagine the scandal!

Ewwwwwwww. Weird.

I no rite?! Her parents would probably disown her!

https://dragcave.net/user/Bellumsaur13 · by **Saurisisia** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:30 pm

Immoren wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
Why would ponies need oil? They get around on carriages.

Lamp oil.

Pretty obvious, since Equestria's a pre-industrial society and all.

by **Wilgrove** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:31 pm

Saurisisia wrote:
Immoren wrote:Lamp oil.

Pretty obvious, since Equestria's a pre-industrial society and all.

Actually Equestria is Schizo-Tech, so we don't know what era they are in.

by **Atomosea** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:32 pm

Auzkhia wrote:
Atomosea wrote:There may be a far-away land full of zebras, but Africa is a continent in our universe. Therefore, unless Africa also exists in the MLP universe, where Earth's zebras come from is irrelevant.

Her homeland is an expy of Africa.

C'est possible.

https://dragcave.net/user/Bellumsaur13 · by **Saurisisia** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:34 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
Saurisisia wrote:
Pretty obvious, since Equestria's a pre-industrial society and all.

Actually Equestria is Schizo-Tech, so we don't know what era they are in.

I just assume they're largely pre-industrial, considering we've never gotten any glimpse of factories and so forth.

But yeah, they're Schizo-Tech, so...

by **Auzkhia** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:34 pm

Saurisisia wrote:
Immoren wrote:Lamp oil.

Pretty obvious, since Equestria's a pre-industrial society and all.

Equestria's energy is based off of mostly horse and wind power but they have modern looking audio systems, recording devices, and cameras.

by **Wilgrove** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:35 pm

Auzkhia wrote:
Saurisisia wrote:
Pretty obvious, since Equestria's a pre-industrial society and all.

Equestria's energy is based off of mostly horse and wind power but they have modern looking audio systems, recording devices, and cameras.

They also have a hydro-electric dam.

by **Frenequesta** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:35 pm

Saurisisia wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
Actually Equestria is Schizo-Tech, so we don't know what era they are in.

I just assume they're largely pre-industrial, considering we've never gotten any glimpse of factories and so forth.

But yeah, they're Schizo-Tech, so...

The factory in The Last Roundup doesn't count?

by **Ifreann** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:36 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
Auzkhia wrote:Equestria's energy is based off of mostly horse and wind power but they have modern looking audio systems, recording devices, and cameras.

They also have a hydro-electric dam.

And magic.

by **Auzkhia** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:37 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
Auzkhia wrote:Equestria's energy is based off of mostly horse and wind power but they have modern looking audio systems, recording devices, and cameras.

They also have a hydro-electric dam.

Oh. I now remember one of those dams appeared in Mare Do Well.
While they have some modern machines they usually use archaic means of transportation and energy.

by **Wilgrove** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:37 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
They also have a hydro-electric dam.

And magic.

by **Atomosea** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:38 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:
For the sex and whatnot.

And carriages and trains can get rusty.

I'm still waiting for them to have a 1920's gangsters episode where they visit Manehattan and they drive around in 1920's Ford cars.

They already have a Mafia, The Apple Family. Granny Smith is the don, Big Mac is the enforcer, Applejack is the brains, and Applebloom is the cute little face.

I'd buy Granny as the mastermind and Applebloom as a spoiled sweet "Mafia Princess" kept in the dark, but I'm not sure about AJ and Big Mac. Maybe they alternate as part of a "good cop, bad cop" deal.

"Now look here, Pony Joe. Ah like you, Ah really do, but mah sister's off gettin' a runnin' start with 'er baseball bat, 'n Ah can't rightly be held r'sponsible..."

by **Auzkhia** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:40 pm

How developed do you all think Equestria's industry is?

by **The Rich Port** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:41 pm

Atomosea wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
They already have a Mafia, The Apple Family. Granny Smith is the don, Big Mac is the enforcer, Applejack is the brains, and Applebloom is the cute little face.

I'd buy Granny as the mastermind and Applebloom as a spoiled sweet "Mafia Princess" kept in the dark, but I'm not sure about AJ and Big Mac. Maybe they alternate as part of a "good cop, bad cop" deal.

"Now look here, Pony Joe. Ah like you, Ah really do, but mah sister's off gettin' a runnin' start with 'er baseball bat, 'n Ah can't rightly be held r'sponsible..."

Not to mention it makes incest more likely to be acceptable headcanon.

My guess is, AJ and BM go behind their to smoke crystal meth and bath salts and then AJ tops BM off.

A.K.A. a typical romantic Appalachian date.

by **Nationalist State of Knox** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:42 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
Nationalist State of Knox wrote:Only if you promise you won't knock me on my side so I can't get up.

*sneaks up behind Knox*
*Jumps on him and kicks his side* "YAH YAH, GET-ALONG LITTLE DOGGIE!"

You thought I was going to knock you over, didn't you?

You rapscallion!

Wilgrove wrote:
Nationalist State of Knox wrote:Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 looked like it was powered by combustion.

It was powered by magic.

Really? Huh, I didn't kn-

Wisconsin9 wrote:It was magic.

-ow that.

Hang on, why were there exhaust fumes?

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