NationStates the Movie! (Ideas Wanted!)

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

I'm behind this, as long as it doesn't turn into another Borat.

Borat was satirical, so unless Neo Art is starring, they would be nothing alike.

[Jusitopia]

Ok! Now, who has any ideas about plot, setting(s) and characters?

[Prussia-Steinbach]

Movie musical? I know this place is pretty open to all people, but that sounds pretty gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, South Park did it right.

I AM NOT GAY!

...

K, man, calm down...

[Tmutarakhan]

Ok! Now, who has any ideas about plot, setting(s) and characters?

"Plot"??? HAHAHAHAHAHA No. "Characters", we got.

[Jusitopia]

I AM NOT GAY!

...

K, man, calm down...

Sorry, now, back to brainstorming!

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I'm behind this, as long as it doesn't turn into another Borat.

But forcing Max Barry into a lime green mankini is a must.

Cannot unsee.

I'm behind this, as long as it doesn't turn into another Borat.

Borat was satirical, so unless Neo Art is starring, they would be nothing alike.

I would vote for Neo Art as the star, as long as he uses his lawyer ties for kinky purposes.

However, this wouldn't be shown on theaters if that were the case. But... maybe NA would be the first NSer to win a Stiffy award. Or whatever those are called.

[Jusitopia]

But forcing Max Barry into a lime green mankini is a must.

Cannot unsee.

Borat was satirical, so unless Neo Art is starring, they would be nothing alike.

I would vote for Neo Art as the star, as long as he uses his lawyer ties for kinky purposes.

However, this wouldn't be shown on theaters if that were the case. But... maybe NA would be the first NSer to win a Stiffy award. Or whatever those are called.

This movie is POLITICAL SATIRE! Not rule34 gone wild!

[The Republic of Pantalleria]

It's an alright idea, though I don't understand how a musical will make sense about a game that allows people to rule their people (or suppress them)...

[StellarGate]

Ok! Now, who has any ideas about plot, setting(s) and characters?

"Plot"??? HAHAHAHAHAHA No. "Characters", we got.

Plot:
School is out, summer is here.
A dramatic plot to overthrow the mods is surpressed, posters cower in fear as the mods go on a banhammer rampage. Then the might posters go back to what they doing once the horrible terror of summer is over and wait expectantly for the cycle to repeat next summer as adbots try to spam the forums and people try to debate and other RP, creating a friction between the two factions called 'RPers' and 'Generalites.' There are very few who dare straddle both sides in an attempt to keep peace before flame wars break out between the two.

There.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Cannot unsee.



I would vote for Neo Art as the star, as long as he uses his lawyer ties for kinky purposes.

However, this wouldn't be shown on theaters if that were the case. But... maybe NA would be the first NSer to win a Stiffy award. Or whatever those are called.

This movie is POLITICAL SATIRE! Not rule34 gone wild!

A mixture of the 2 would be awesome, but we need to keep it PG13, I'm sure. So the NA kink is out of the question.

In all seriousness, it would be interesting to see how a Jennifer Government movie would turn out.

[Costa Alegria]

Cannot unsee.

He's Australian. It's not like he's a wookie or anything.

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

But forcing Max Barry into a lime green mankini is a must.

Cannot unsee.

Borat was satirical, so unless Neo Art is starring, they would be nothing alike.

I would vote for Neo Art as the star, as long as he uses his lawyer ties for kinky purposes.

However, this wouldn't be shown on theaters if that were the case. But... maybe NA would be the first NSer to win a Stiffy award. Or whatever those are called.

Plot: An insane scientific hippie (Max Barry) puts 18,000 monkeys (everybody except me, because I am awesome) in a cage (NS) with typewriters (forums) and tries to see if they will write Shakespeare. He slowly loses hope as all he witnesses are poo flinging (flamewars), screeching (unsourced claims), and corpses (banned members). Then he says "fuck it", and rides off into the sunset with whiskey and high priced hookers on a motorcycle made out of awesome.

Starring Morgan Freeman as God.

[Individuality-ness]

Cannot unsee.

He's Australian. It's not like he's a wookie or anything.

... DAMN IT. >.<

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Cannot unsee.

He's Australian. It's not like he's a wookie or anything.

I can't speak for Max Barry but somehow I doubt he would be game for wearing a neon green mankini.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Cannot unsee.



I would vote for Neo Art as the star, as long as he uses his lawyer ties for kinky purposes.

However, this wouldn't be shown on theaters if that were the case. But... maybe NA would be the first NSer to win a Stiffy award. Or whatever those are called.

Plot: An insane scientific hippie (Max Barry) puts 18,000 monkeys (everybody except me, because I am awesome) in a cage (NS) with typewriters (forums) and tries to see if they will write Shakespeare. He slowly loses hope as all he witnesses are poo flinging (flamewars), screeching (unsourced claims), and corpses (banned members). Then he says "fuck it", and rides off into the sunset with whiskey and high priced hookers on a motorcycle made out of awesome.

Starring Morgan Freeman as God.

This sounds too Miguel de Cervantes's Don Quixote to me. Just don't call the motorcycle Rocinante and you'll be fine.

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

He's Australian. It's not like he's a wookie or anything.

I can't speak for Max Barry but somehow I doubt he would be game for wearing a neon green mankini.

Who said anything about consent?

[Hurdegaryp]

Any movie on NationStates would end up X rated, or worse.

If it was done right, yes. However, something tells me the OP is going to create a watered down version of this deranged thunderdome of teenagers playing militant radicals and more civilized tweens trying to keep things somewhat civilized, with of course a sprinkling of HARDCORE MODERATOR INTERVENTIONS.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I can't speak for Max Barry but somehow I doubt he would be game for wearing a neon green mankini.

Who said anything about consent?

Plot idea!

Make it into something similar to that Liam Neeson film where his daughter, who's in France, gets kidnapped. But in this version, we'll have Max Barry, forced into the mankini, running through Europe, trying to rescue mankind from an evil Father Knows Best state ruled by a Mr. Smith-like character, with a huge army of poo flinging monkeys.

[Individuality-ness]

He's Australian. It's not like he's a wookie or anything.

I can't speak for Max Barry but somehow I doubt he would be game for wearing a neon green mankini.

DAMN IT NANA! I'm trying NOT to imagine our beloved Barry in one, and now you went out and said it!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Alright kids, give me back the drugs you stole.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I can't speak for Max Barry but somehow I doubt he would be game for wearing a neon green mankini.

DAMN IT NANA! I'm trying NOT to imagine our beloved Barry in one, and now you went out and said it!

Hey, at least no one has introduced the idea of Gothloli or something along those lines. Be thankful. Or be afraid.

[Tiltjuice]

There should be some mention of the following:

-Bastard Mods
-Cats
-Penguins
-Walruses

[Individuality-ness]

DAMN IT NANA! I'm trying NOT to imagine our beloved Barry in one, and now you went out and said it!

Hey, at least no one has introduced the idea of Gothloli or something along those lines. Be thankful. Or be afraid.

... you just did.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

[Jusitopia]

Please stop goofing around and think up a GOOD plot! I'm really getting annoyed right now and want to make a good movie!

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

:palm: Please stop goofing around and think up a GOOD plot! I'm really getting annoyed right now and want to make a good movie!

Do you want the setting to be futuristic, current, past, a combination of all?