The Crystal Empire: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

[Xiscapia]

It means "yay!".

Oh, okay.

Xis, please send me that smut or I will flamethrower everything you have ever loved. Including the ponies.

I dunno, man...usually when I offer someone a gift they don't respond by threatening to burn down all the weed fields of Colombia.

[Wisconsin9]

It means "yay!".

Oh, okay.

Xis, please send me that smut or I will flamethrower everything you have ever loved. Including the ponies.

I dunno, man...usually when I offer someone a gift they don't respond by threatening to burn down all the weed fields of Colombia.

Not just the Colombian ones. All of them.

I have, however, received the smut. The weed is safe.

[Ifreann]

So I've got some pony smut. Human smut, anthro smut, lulzy smut, sexy smut, naked smut, clothed smut, smut of all kinds! Who wants?

You must give me all the smut, Xis. For great justice.

[Soxastan]

What if I am?

and

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Impossibru!

Actually...

[YellowApple]

In that case, I point you in the general direction of Twilight.

...I still don't get it. Teeth are not kinky for me because no one wants teeth involved in their oral sex, and that is the only kind of sex where teeth would even be a factor.

Oh boy.

Biting. Some folks are turned on by neck and/or ear biting, which involves teeth.

And on that note...

So I've got some pony smut. Human smut, anthro smut, lulzy smut, sexy smut, naked smut, clothed smut, smut of all kinds! Who wants?

Send it my way, but easy on the anthro works if possible; unless it's *really* well done, I tend to dislike anthro art.

[Xiscapia]

So I've got some pony smut. Human smut, anthro smut, lulzy smut, sexy smut, naked smut, clothed smut, smut of all kinds! Who wants?

You must give me all the smut, Xis. For great justice.

Sent, mi'lord!

[Neo Arcad]

...I still don't get it. Teeth are not kinky for me because no one wants teeth involved in their oral sex, and that is the only kind of sex where teeth would even be a factor.

Oh boy.

Biting. Some folks are turned on by neck and/or ear biting, which involves teeth.

That's never been a thing for me, really. I didn't think of it.

[Xiscapia]

Send it my way, but easy on the anthro works if possible; unless it's *really* well done, I tend to dislike anthro art.

Sorry bro, but I don't shift through my compilations for filter out what people like and don't like. You get what you get.

[Ifreann]

Impossibru!

Actually...

What the fuck did I just watch?

[Phocidaea]

I know this is old, but...

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I've seen it a couple times. I still haven't been desensitized. I shouldn't have clicked that spoiler. It gave me nightmares. Nightmares that made those from [REDACTED] seem tame. I'm not kidding. Do not go back and look for that post.

I'm only writing this to share my opinion on how to deal with it, involving finding the [REDACTED] who defiled the best pony in that fashion and flooding his goddamn email with [REDACTED].

[Mad hatters in jeans]

It means "yay!".

Oh, okay.

Good good. The force has been rebalanced

Actually...

What the fuck did I just watch?

I'm with Ifreann on this one, i've seen that creepy thing before.

Gonna need some cute to wash away the creepy.

[Saurisisia]

So I've got some pony smut. Human smut, anthro smut, lulzy smut, sexy smut, naked smut, clothed smut, smut of all kinds! Who wants?

Anthro, eh?

[Ifreann]

You must give me all the smut, Xis. For great justice.

Sent, mi'lord!

Great justice has been achieved. All shall now live in peace and prosperity! Except the French!

[Xiscapia]

So I've got some pony smut. Human smut, anthro smut, lulzy smut, sexy smut, naked smut, clothed smut, smut of all kinds! Who wants?

Anthro, eh?

In your inbox, mang.

[Xiscapia]

Sent, mi'lord!

Great justice has been achieved. All shall now live in peace and prosperity! Except the French!

Ohai Knox.

[Neo Arcad]

Oh, okay.

Good good. The force has been rebalanced

What the fuck did I just watch?

I'm with Ifreann on this one, i've seen that creepy thing before.

Gonna need some cute to wash away the creepy.

Here's some cute. If you've actually seen that show, the Horse Guy is just a metaphor for rape. He actually goes around giving girls ponytails. Sure, it's against their will, but...

[Neo Arcad]

So I've got some pony smut. Human smut, anthro smut, lulzy smut, sexy smut, naked smut, clothed smut, smut of all kinds! Who wants?

Sure, hit me.

[Neo Arcad]

I know this is old, but...

Lorem ipsum verba nescio enim scibam aliquid quod in mentem venit. Tu quoque persona non grata et altera verba sunt Latina quoque si nescitis. Nunc advenimus partem principalem. Pictura remota propter horrorem, quod est via complicata dicendi "REDACTED" Latine, enim Anglica non potest horrorem quem sensi exprimere.Admittam id quoque altum videri. Nunc vale tibi amice.

I've seen it a couple times. I still haven't been desensitized. I shouldn't have clicked that spoiler. It gave me nightmares. Nightmares that made those from [REDACTED] seem tame. I'm not kidding. Do not go back and look for that post.

I'm only writing this to share my opinion on how to deal with it, involving finding the [REDACTED] who defiled the best pony in that fashion and flooding his goddamn email with [REDACTED].

Man... it's not that bad. You see some serious shit out here. Stuff that'll make your blood freeze right in your veins. Stuff that can make a grown man puke his stomach out. 'Ventually, you get hard. You get mean. Ain't nothin' short of a shittin' dick nipple udder what kin make me recoil in horror.

[Xiscapia]

So I've got some pony smut. Human smut, anthro smut, lulzy smut, sexy smut, naked smut, clothed smut, smut of all kinds! Who wants?

Sure, hit me.

Hitted.

[Soxastan]

What the fuck did I just watch?

I'm with Ifreann on this one, i've seen that creepy thing before.

Gonna need some cute to wash away the creepy.

It's from Full Metal Panic Fumoffu. Believe it or not this series is supposed to be funny. In fact, I just watched that episode.

[Phocidaea]

Anthro, eh?

In your inbox, mang.

Fush yu mang.

And as for the smut itself: bueno.

Some good scheiss right there. I think I'll actually save the URLs this time!

[Phisych University]

So I've got some pony smut. Human smut, anthro smut, lulzy smut, sexy smut, naked smut, clothed smut, smut of all kinds! Who wants?

Please and thank you.

I'm with Ifreann on this one, i've seen that creepy thing before.

Gonna need some cute to wash away the creepy.

It's from Full Metal Panic Fumoffu. Believe it or not this series is supposed to be funny. In fact, I just watched that episode.

I thought that was kind of funny...

[Neo Arcad]

In your inbox, mang.

Fush yu mang.

And as for the smut itself: bueno.

Some good scheiss right there. I think I'll actually save the URLs this time!

^What he said. It's good stuff. I actually saw half of it before, partly through my DA and partly through browsing, but I don't mind seeing it again because it really is good.

[Ifreann]

Good good. The force has been rebalanced


I'm with Ifreann on this one, i've seen that creepy thing before.

Gonna need some cute to wash away the creepy.

Here's some cute. If you've actually seen that show, the Horse Guy is just a metaphor for rape. He actually goes around giving girls ponytails. Sure, it's against their will, but...

That's some crazy shit there.

[Neo Arcad]

Here's some cute. If you've actually seen that show, the Horse Guy is just a metaphor for rape. He actually goes around giving girls ponytails. Sure, it's against their will, but...

That's some crazy shit there.