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Quidomne
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Postby Quidomne » Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:30 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
Immoren wrote:So someone thinks there's pony reference in new intro of Doctor Who. I don't know what stuff this guys is on, but I want it.


I... dunno... you might as well say that the Washington Monument is a phallic symbol...


That's because it is.

Penises are everywhere. You just have to know where to look.

Neo Arcad wrote:
Saurisisia wrote:That's nothing, I had to go to the dentist's yesterday.

Luckily for me, I had no cavities... yet.


Don't forget to brush!

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Listen to teeth pony.

Brush and floss.

Ceffyltir wrote:This thread gets more and more off-topic every day. I come here for ponies, darn it!



Hai AJ ^_^

Neo Arcad wrote:
Saurisisia wrote:Is it weird I now wish Colgate was the dentist there?


I wish Colgate was the dentist everywhere.


This.

Saurisisia wrote:Uh, okay


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Postby Genivaria » Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:33 pm

Saurisisia wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
I wish Colgate was the dentist everywhere.


Yeah...

Speaking of which...

Uh, okay

Only if I get to examine YOU after you get off work. ;)
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Postby Saurisisia » Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:35 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Saurisisia wrote:
Yeah...

Speaking of which...

Uh, okay

Only if I get to examine YOU after you get off work. ;)

*Cue George Takei*
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Postby Lazssia » Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:57 pm

Saurisisia wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
I wish Colgate was the dentist everywhere.


Yeah...

Speaking of which...

Uh, okay

Well...
*pants hit the floor*
…be my guest.
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Postby Mad hatters in jeans » Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:57 pm

Ceffyltir wrote:This thread gets more and more off-topic every day. I come here for ponies, darn it!


Hall monitor Ceffy strikes again

Saurisisia wrote:
Genivaria wrote:Only if I get to examine YOU after you get off work. ;)

*Cue George Takei*

I wonder what George Takei would look like on a pool cue
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Ifreann
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Ifreann » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:09 pm

Mad hatters in jeans wrote:
Ceffyltir wrote:This thread gets more and more off-topic every day. I come here for ponies, darn it!


Hall monitor Ceffy strikes again

Saurisisia wrote:*Cue George Takei*

I wonder what George Takei would look like on a pool cue

Uncomfortable.
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Saurisisia
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Postby Saurisisia » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:13 pm

Lazssia wrote:
Saurisisia wrote:
Yeah...

Speaking of which...

Uh, okay

Well...
*pants hit the floor*
…be my guest.

I'm pretty sure she means your teeth. :P
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Postby YellowApple » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:14 pm

Saurisisia wrote:
Lazssia wrote:Well...
*pants hit the floor*
…be my guest.

I'm pretty sure she means your teeth. :P


Kinky.

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Postby Neo Arcad » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:15 pm

Saurisisia wrote:
Lazssia wrote:Well...
*pants hit the floor*
…be my guest.

I'm pretty sure she means your teeth. :P


As long as she doesn't use hers... ;)
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Postby Saurisisia » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:16 pm

YellowApple wrote:
Saurisisia wrote:I'm pretty sure she means your teeth. :P


Kinky.


What's k-

On second thought, I'd rather not know.
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Postby YellowApple » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:17 pm

Saurisisia wrote:
YellowApple wrote:
Kinky.


What's k-

On second thought, I'd rather not know.


Wait, you don't know what 'kinky' means?

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Postby Neo Arcad » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:17 pm

YellowApple wrote:
Saurisisia wrote:
What's k-

On second thought, I'd rather not know.


Wait, you don't know what 'kinky' means?


I think he's asking what is kinky about teeth, then abruptly making as if to reconsider.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

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Lazssia
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Lazssia » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:18 pm

Saurisisia wrote:
Lazssia wrote:Well...
*pants hit the floor*
…be my guest.

I'm pretty sure she means your teeth. :P

Well, I'm willing to try anything once...
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YellowApple
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Postby YellowApple » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:18 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
YellowApple wrote:
Wait, you don't know what 'kinky' means?


I think he's asking what is kinky about teeth, then abruptly making as if to reconsider.


Ah, okay.

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Pragia
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Pragia » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:21 pm

There any pony rp threads around here? I was thinking of trying one with my new OC.
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Saurisisia
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Postby Saurisisia » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:22 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
YellowApple wrote:
Wait, you don't know what 'kinky' means?


I think he's asking what is kinky about teeth, then abruptly making as if to reconsider.


Yep.
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This nation reflects my RL beliefs and values (for the most part, anyway)
P/MT: The United Provinces of Saurisia
FT: The Federal Systems Republic of Saurisia
MT FT Embassy
ANTHRO AND A MEMBER OF THE MULTI-SPECIES UNION!
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YellowApple
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Postby YellowApple » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:23 pm

Saurisisia wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
I think he's asking what is kinky about teeth, then abruptly making as if to reconsider.


Yep.


In that case, I point you in the general direction of Twilight.

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Postby Neo Arcad » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:25 pm

YellowApple wrote:
Saurisisia wrote:
Yep.


In that case, I point you in the general direction of Twilight.


...I still don't get it. Teeth are not kinky for me because no one wants teeth involved in their oral sex, and that is the only kind of sex where teeth would even be a factor.
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Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.
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Postby Re-nabari vampires » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:29 pm

Saurisisia wrote:
YellowApple wrote:
Kinky.


What's k-

On second thought, I'd rather not know.

omg you dont know what that means?
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Xiscapia
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Postby Xiscapia » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:33 pm

Mad hatters in jeans wrote:
Xiscapia wrote:
First I'm into sadomasochism, and now I'm Batman?

How do you keep finding out my secrets, damn you!?

HOW?

What if you're into both?
:blink:
and where does spiderman fit into all of this?


What if I am?

and

Image

Image


Mad hatters in jeans wrote:
Seshephe wrote:

Image

I am in Xis with this


:blink:



So I've got some pony smut. Human smut, anthro smut, lulzy smut, sexy smut, naked smut, clothed smut, smut of all kinds! Who wants?
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Saurisisia
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Postby Saurisisia » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:35 pm

YellowApple wrote:
Saurisisia wrote:
Yep.


In that case, I point you in the general direction of Twilight.

Oh God, I definitely don't wanna know.
Autistic, Christian, Capitalist, Libertarian
Don't wish to display my sexuality for all to see because I don't care about what sexuality someone is
Make Tea, Not Love
Proud Yankee Monarchist
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Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. - Will Rogers
This nation reflects my RL beliefs and values (for the most part, anyway)
P/MT: The United Provinces of Saurisia
FT: The Federal Systems Republic of Saurisia
MT FT Embassy
ANTHRO AND A MEMBER OF THE MULTI-SPECIES UNION!
My nation's dominated by talking Dinosaurs, there is no realism (because ultra-realism is SO boring)
Dinosaurs rule!
I am Scaly and I am proud!
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Postby Phocidaea » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:37 pm

I'm the Phoca! Ayy!

Xiscapia wrote:So I've got some pony smut. Human smut, anthro smut, lulzy smut, sexy smut, naked smut, clothed smut, smut of all kinds! Who wants?


Guess who wants,
Wants the pics?
Phoca wants
Make it quick
Call me Phoca.
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Xiscapia
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Postby Xiscapia » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:38 pm

Phocidaea wrote:I'm the Phoca! Ayy!

Xiscapia wrote:So I've got some pony smut. Human smut, anthro smut, lulzy smut, sexy smut, naked smut, clothed smut, smut of all kinds! Who wants?


Guess who wants,
Wants the pics?
Phoca wants
Make it quick


You got it, boss.
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R.I.P. Shal - 1/17/10
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Mad hatters in jeans
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Postby Mad hatters in jeans » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:38 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Mad hatters in jeans wrote:Hall monitor Ceffy strikes again


I wonder what George Takei would look like on a pool cue

Uncomfortable.

ohyou

Xiscapia wrote:
Mad hatters in jeans wrote:
What if you're into both?
:blink:
and where does spiderman fit into all of this?


What if I am?

and

Image

Image

Impossibru!
Xiscapia wrote:
Mad hatters in jeans wrote:
I am in Xis with this


:blink:

It means "yay!". :p
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:41 pm

Xis, please send me that smut or I will flamethrower everything you have ever loved. Including the ponies.
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