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Ceffyltir
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Postby Ceffyltir » Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:01 pm

Open wide.

Saurisisia wrote:Anyway, between the horrific character design and the general premise, there is no way in hell I am going to watch that show until I know that it's shockingly good.

This.

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Circka 1599, Homey.

...What?

He's lucky no one reported him, that's what.

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What if...
Now bear with me here...
What if we had Flamin' Hot Cool Ranch Cheeritos?

Burning one second, followed by soothing ranch the next. Mmm...

...
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Postby Ameriganastan » Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:03 pm

Ceffyltir wrote:Open wide.

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Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
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Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
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Postby The Rich Port » Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:03 pm

Ceffyltir wrote:Open wide.

Saurisisia wrote:Anyway, between the horrific character design and the general premise, there is no way in hell I am going to watch that show until I know that it's shockingly good.

This.

Ameriganastan wrote:...What?

He's lucky no one reported him, that's what.

Xiscapia wrote:Guys.
Guys listen.
GUYS LISTEN.
What if...
Now bear with me here...
What if we had Flamin' Hot Cool Ranch Cheeritos?

Burning one second, followed by soothing ranch the next. Mmm...

...


Rainbow Dash would so totally eat Flamin' hot Cool Ranch Cheeritos.

IT IS THE FOOD OF CHAMPIONS.
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Postby Quidomne » Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:13 pm

Ceffyltir wrote:Open wide.


...

Why is this suggestive?

Is brushing a fetish?

Oh wait. ROTI: Everything's a fetish.

Is that what this is?

I'm so confused.

Ameriganastan wrote:
Ceffyltir wrote:Open wide.

Image


Appropriate response.

The Rich Port wrote:Rainbow Dash would so totally eat Flamin' hot Cool Ranch Cheeritos.

IT IS THE FOOD OF CHAMPIONS.


I smell a sponsorship...

And also muffins. :3
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Postby Ceffyltir » Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:16 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Ceffyltir wrote:Open wide.

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Postby The Rich Port » Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:16 pm

Quidomne wrote:I smell a sponsorship...

And also muffins. :3


I wonder if, whenever she faces a conundrum, she asks herself, "What would Ricky Bobby do?"

My guess is, she tattoos the Doritos logo on her snatch area.
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Postby Ceffyltir » Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:17 pm

Quidomne wrote:
Ceffyltir wrote:Open wide.


...

Why is this suggestive?

Is brushing a fetish?

Oh wait. ROTI: Everything's a fetish.

Is that what this is?

I'm so confused.

Just enjoy it.
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Postby The Rich Port » Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:21 pm

Auzkhia wrote:I don't care about the spinoff I will not watch it, it does not interest me. Besides how can be it worse than two years of humanized fan art?


... There's an FiM spinoff?
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Postby Quidomne » Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:31 pm

Ceffyltir wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:
Image

Image


That's my boy.

The Rich Port wrote:
Quidomne wrote:I smell a sponsorship...

And also muffins. :3


I wonder if, whenever she faces a conundrum, she asks herself, "What would Ricky Bobby do?"

My guess is, she tattoos the Doritos logo on her snatch area.


I think this is a question we all ask ourselves now and again.

Ceffyltir wrote:
Quidomne wrote:
...

Why is this suggestive?

Is brushing a fetish?

Oh wait. ROTI: Everything's a fetish.

Is that what this is?

I'm so confused.

Just enjoy it.


I do. D:

It's very nicely detailed.
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Postby Commune of Luna » Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:31 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
Auzkhia wrote:I don't care about the spinoff I will not watch it, it does not interest me. Besides how can be it worse than two years of humanized fan art?


... There's an FiM spinoff?

Not sure if sarcasm, but here's the leaked footage.
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Postby The Rich Port » Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:34 pm

Commune of Luna wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:
... There's an FiM spinoff?

Not sure if sarcasm, but here's the leaked footage.


Tee hee, not funny.

Looked up the actual news...

I'm intrigued by this.

Kinda reminds me of the whole Galaxy Girls thing Lauren Faust wanted to do.
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Postby Quidomne » Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:42 pm

Good shy pone song
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Postby Ameriganastan » Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:45 pm


Autotune. Fail.
The Incompetent Critic
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Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
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Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
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Postby The Rich Port » Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:47 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:

Autotune. Fail.


I'm still listening to the Katamari Damacy theme.

Hopefully, I won't fall asleep and play Katamari Damacy in my dreams before I play it a dozen more times and then get to that song.

8)
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Postby Ameriganastan » Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:01 am

How to.
The Incompetent Critic
DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
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Postby Nationalist State of Knox » Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:04 am

Ameriganastan wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:So much hypocrisy...

Oh, bite me. Quit acting like I'm the only one around here who bitches. And I love how you're ignoring my point with "Oh, it's Ameri."

Go get that Ad Hominem fallacy.

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Ameriganastan wrote:Oh. Well, that was a fancy way to do it.

Indeed. On an unrelated note, truce?

Sounds like surrender to me.

And we all know which country likes surrender.

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OK, I'll quit now. How I got started on a 16th century accent I have no idea. Carry on.

It's not a 16th century accent. I've read a few texts from 1500 and it's much less like Modern English than that.

You can't just add "e"s to every other word and claim that it's a 16th Century accent.

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Guys.

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Postby Quidomne » Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:18 am

Ameriganastan wrote:How to.


Cute.

I like RariJack. Kinda iffy on Twishy though.

I find it a little funny and odd that they need to study how to court women when they are women.

Or maybe I'm just being an ignorant fuck.


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Quidomne wrote:Guys. Guys.



Guys.

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STOP LYING


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Postby The Rich Port » Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:21 am

Quidomne wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:How to.


Cute.

I like RariJack. Kinda iffy on Twishy though.

I find it a little funny and odd that they need to study how to court women when they are women.

Or maybe I'm just being an ignorant fuck.


Nationalist State of Knox wrote:
STOP LYING


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"It's true, I swear!" :3


One would think they would at least have an idea, but I guess not everyone can be a woman-conquering badass.

You know, Solid Snake Pony.

I wonder what kind of stallions/mares the Mane 6 would be attracted to.
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Postby Immoren » Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:31 am

The Rich Port wrote:One would think they would at least have an idea, but I guess not everyone can be a woman-conquering badass.


*raises hand*
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Postby The Rich Port » Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:33 am

Immoren wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:One would think they would at least have an idea, but I guess not everyone can be a woman-conquering badass.


*raises hand*


A women-conquering badass BESIDES on the Welcome To Ponyville visual novel.
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Postby Immoren » Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:36 am

The Rich Port wrote:
Immoren wrote:
*raises hand*


A women-conquering badass BESIDES on the Welcome To Ponyville visual novel.


I meant I am in that "Not woman-conquering badass"-catergory. :P
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discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there
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Postby The Rich Port » Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:37 am

Immoren wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:
A women-conquering badass BESIDES on the Welcome To Ponyville visual novel.


I meant I am in that "Not woman-conquering badass"-catergory. :P


You DO play a mean game of WTP

You got Octavia without knowing how to play a single note of music. :clap:
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Postby Immoren » Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:47 am

The Rich Port wrote:
Immoren wrote:
I meant I am in that "Not woman-conquering badass"-catergory. :P


You DO play a mean game of WTP

You got Octavia without knowing how to play a single note of music. :clap:

Actually I don't remember if I have played WtP.
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Postby The Rich Port » Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:57 am

Immoren wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:
You DO play a mean game of WTP

You got Octavia without knowing how to play a single note of music. :clap:

Actually I don't remember if I have played WtP.


I can confirm I haven't. It doesn't work on my netbook laptop because of a missing file or something.

Weird, considering Katawa Shoujo runs fine.

Still, it's probably for the better. I don't want to become addicted to it immediately and rage when Act 2/the full game comes out 9 years from now.
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Postby Ostroeuropa » Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:38 am

Found it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QbtTuwB ... detailpage

Feel free to use it.

I'm going to be using it liberally whenever someone posts something that makes no sense.
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