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Postby Citron » Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:09 am

I imagine the player being some sort of a jarl or imperor or something like that.
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Postby Giroad » Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:11 am

Tell you what bethesda need to do:

Let you kill CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Max Empire » Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:12 am

What happens in the Elder Scrolls Online doesnt actually matter. We all know that Tiber Septim conquered all of Tamriel after that. The first Aldmeri Dominion fights in the civil war in ESOnline and Tiber Septim used the Numidian to destroy them.
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Postby Max Empire » Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:12 am

Giroad wrote:Tell you what bethesda need to do:

Let you kill CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yup. That would be great. They could also add some other features to the game. Like perverts and stuff.
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Postby The Mighty Warrior Horse » Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:16 am

Max empire wrote:
Giroad wrote:Tell you what bethesda need to do:

Let you kill CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yup. That would be great. They could also add some other features to the game. Like perverts and stuff.

Wasn't the wizard that cures vampirism in skyrim a pervert?
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Postby Gallade » Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:22 am

The Mighty Warrior Horse wrote:
Max empire wrote:
Yup. That would be great. They could also add some other features to the game. Like perverts and stuff.

Wasn't the wizard that cures vampirism in skyrim a pervert?

Also Cisero. Cisero was appalling.
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Postby Max Empire » Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:22 am

The Mighty Warrior Horse wrote:
Max empire wrote:
Yup. That would be great. They could also add some other features to the game. Like perverts and stuff.

Wasn't the wizard that cures vampirism in skyrim a pervert?


I dont know. I never tried to cure my vampirism in skyrim. I always drank a cure diseas potion.

But they should add the ability to have sex too.
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Postby Citron » Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:29 am

Max empire wrote:
The Mighty Warrior Horse wrote:Wasn't the wizard that cures vampirism in skyrim a pervert?


I dont know. I never tried to cure my vampirism in skyrim. I always drank a cure diseas potion.

But they should add the ability to have sex too.


And send children off to school.
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Postby The Mighty Warrior Horse » Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:30 am

Gallade wrote:
The Mighty Warrior Horse wrote:Wasn't the wizard that cures vampirism in skyrim a pervert?

Also Cisero. Cisero was appalling.

I actually liked Cisero.
He was a funny little character.
I robbed him in the end, then killed him.
:D
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You wouldn't thin the herd by reducing the producers. Duh. You reduce it by eliminating the unproductive.
So we eat the poor.
*nods*
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Postby Tagmatium » Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:32 am

The Mighty Warrior Horse wrote:
Gallade wrote:Also Cisero. Cisero was appalling.

I actually liked Cisero.
He was a funny little character.
I robbed him in the end, then killed him.
:D

You mean "Cicero", right?
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Postby Serrland » Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:34 am

I hope there'll be another mysterious prisoner in chains for some unknown reason that gets released in a stroke of fate or fortune, but this time in Valenwood.

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Postby Gallade » Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:35 am

Tagmatium wrote:
The Mighty Warrior Horse wrote:I actually liked Cisero.
He was a funny little character.
I robbed him in the end, then killed him.
:D

You mean "Cicero", right?

That's the one.
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Postby Olivaero » Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:36 am

They probably will make an elder scrolls 6. I'm personally hoping for Blackmarsh, I imagine the same way The nords culture praised warriors The Argonians would praise stealth! But that's a while off yet in any case, I think it's probably more likely to be some place like Sumerset Isle, Which would be cool cos, you know Psionics!
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Postby Tagmatium » Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:36 am

Serrland wrote:I hope there'll be another mysterious prisoner in chains for some unknown reason that gets released in a stroke of fate or fortune, but this time in Valenwood.

Elsweyr would be pretty cool.

Or Black Marsh, but that place seems like a disease and insect infested hell-hole.
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Postby Serrland » Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:37 am

Tagmatium wrote:
Serrland wrote:I hope there'll be another mysterious prisoner in chains for some unknown reason that gets released in a stroke of fate or fortune, but this time in Valenwood.

Elsweyr would be pretty cool.

Or Black Marsh, but that place seems like a disease and insect infested hell-hole.


Not only a disease and insect infested hell-hole, but also full of Argonians. Blech.

Elsweyr would be really interesting though.
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Postby Tagmatium » Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:41 am

Serrland wrote:
Tagmatium wrote:Elsweyr would be pretty cool.

Or Black Marsh, but that place seems like a disease and insect infested hell-hole.

Not only a disease and insect infested hell-hole, but also full of Argonians. Blech.

Elsweyr would be really interesting though.

The Argonian Account makes Black Marsh seem like an absolute crap-hole that only a madman would visit.

So it'd be the perfect place to go dungeon-diving in.

I'm not sure how they'd handle Elsweyr, though. I'd imagine that they'd disappoint fans of the Khajiit no matter what they did.
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Postby Serrland » Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:45 am

Tagmatium wrote:
Serrland wrote:Not only a disease and insect infested hell-hole, but also full of Argonians. Blech.

Elsweyr would be really interesting though.

The Argonian Account makes Black Marsh seem like an absolute crap-hole that only a madman would visit.

So it'd be the perfect place to go dungeon-diving in.

I'm not sure how they'd handle Elsweyr, though. I'd imagine that they'd disappoint fans of the Khajiit no matter what they did.


I imagine it being halfway between a desert and a steppe. Kind of like the grazelands region of Vvardenfell (well, back before the Ministry of Truth fell), but more arid and with a wind-swept look. I'm not real big on the Khajits (BRETONS 4 LYF!!!1!11!!!), but it would be an interesting setting.

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Postby Olivaero » Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:46 am

Serrland wrote:
Tagmatium wrote:Elsweyr would be pretty cool.

Or Black Marsh, but that place seems like a disease and insect infested hell-hole.


Not only a disease and insect infested hell-hole, but also full of Argonians. Blech.

Elsweyr would be really interesting though.

Argonians are far superior to those milk drinker Khajiit :P
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Postby Tagmatium » Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:51 am

Serrland wrote:
Tagmatium wrote:The Argonian Account makes Black Marsh seem like an absolute crap-hole that only a madman would visit.

So it'd be the perfect place to go dungeon-diving in.

I'm not sure how they'd handle Elsweyr, though. I'd imagine that they'd disappoint fans of the Khajiit no matter what they did.

I imagine it being halfway between a desert and a steppe. Kind of like the grazelands region of Vvardenfell (well, back before the Ministry of Truth fell), but more arid and with a wind-swept look. I'm not real big on the Khajits (BRETONS 4 LYF!!!1!11!!!), but it would be an interesting setting.

Poor old Vvardenfell.

Many an hour was spent there, wandering around when I mixed up east and west and headed off in the wrong direction because of the extremely vague directions given by the NPCs and my own idiocy...

It didn't deserve to get bitch-slapped by a meteor/religious secret police prison.

Parts of Elsweyr may be informed by the borders that it shares with Valenwood and Cyrodiil, with the central area being more desert-like and the south-east being jungle, turning to forests in the north.

I'm more of an Imperial, but I've enjoyed playing as Khajiit knight, if only because I wanted to break the Khajiit mould with that character.
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Postby The Mighty Warrior Horse » Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:07 am

Tagmatium wrote:
Serrland wrote:I imagine it being halfway between a desert and a steppe. Kind of like the grazelands region of Vvardenfell (well, back before the Ministry of Truth fell), but more arid and with a wind-swept look. I'm not real big on the Khajits (BRETONS 4 LYF!!!1!11!!!), but it would be an interesting setting.

Poor old Vvardenfell.

Many an hour was spent there, wandering around when I mixed up east and west and headed off in the wrong direction because of the extremely vague directions given by the NPCs and my own idiocy...

It didn't deserve to get bitch-slapped by a meteor/religious secret police prison.

Parts of Elsweyr may be informed by the borders that it shares with Valenwood and Cyrodiil, with the central area being more desert-like and the south-east being jungle, turning to forests in the north.

I'm more of an Imperial, but I've enjoyed playing as Khajiit knight, if only because I wanted to break the Khajiit mould with that character.

I play as a nord because of Robbaz, king of Sweden, plays as a nord.
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Costa Alegria wrote:
We have reports that Osama bin Laden was killed by a man by the name of 420SkillzSwag1337.

Divair wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
You wouldn't thin the herd by reducing the producers. Duh. You reduce it by eliminating the unproductive.
So we eat the poor.
*nods*
Conserative Morality » Wed Feb 27, 2013 7:58 pm
Because marijuana is a gateway drug. If you smoke it too often, it opens up portals to Satan.


Ifreann wrote:
There is much we can learn from the noble bonobo, and I fling my shit at all who disagree.
I could not give a hoot about how left or right you are
Just do not make bad tasting brownies
Mallorea and Riva should be a toaster

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Postby Serrland » Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:18 am

Tagmatium wrote:
Serrland wrote:I imagine it being halfway between a desert and a steppe. Kind of like the grazelands region of Vvardenfell (well, back before the Ministry of Truth fell), but more arid and with a wind-swept look. I'm not real big on the Khajits (BRETONS 4 LYF!!!1!11!!!), but it would be an interesting setting.

Poor old Vvardenfell.

Many an hour was spent there, wandering around when I mixed up east and west and headed off in the wrong direction because of the extremely vague directions given by the NPCs and my own idiocy...

It didn't deserve to get bitch-slapped by a meteor/religious secret police prison.

Parts of Elsweyr may be informed by the borders that it shares with Valenwood and Cyrodiil, with the central area being more desert-like and the south-east being jungle, turning to forests in the north.

I'm more of an Imperial, but I've enjoyed playing as Khajiit knight, if only because I wanted to break the Khajiit mould with that character.


I like playing Imperials, too. For me, I think, my top three are Breton-Imperial-Altmer

Not so fond on Orcs/Redguards/Nords.

Combat is one of my least favorite parts of the series (always has been, to be honest). Those are more catered for combat, which, as I mentioned before, isn't so appealing to me. I like trying to talk my way out of trouble, and I'm not one to shy away from running away.

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Postby Tagmatium » Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:26 am

Serrland wrote:
Tagmatium wrote:Poor old Vvardenfell.

Many an hour was spent there, wandering around when I mixed up east and west and headed off in the wrong direction because of the extremely vague directions given by the NPCs and my own idiocy...

It didn't deserve to get bitch-slapped by a meteor/religious secret police prison.

Parts of Elsweyr may be informed by the borders that it shares with Valenwood and Cyrodiil, with the central area being more desert-like and the south-east being jungle, turning to forests in the north.

I'm more of an Imperial, but I've enjoyed playing as Khajiit knight, if only because I wanted to break the Khajiit mould with that character.

I like playing Imperials, too. For me, I think, my top three are Breton-Imperial-Altmer

Not so fond on Orcs/Redguards/Nords.

Combat is one of my least favorite parts of the series (always has been, to be honest). Those are more catered for combat, which, as I mentioned before, isn't so appealing to me. I like trying to talk my way out of trouble, and I'm not one to shy away from running away.

I've a tendency to get myself into trouble, attempt to smack it about with a sword, axe or whatever and then run away screaming.

Also, carrying enough health potions that most enemies could probably here me rattling from miles away.

It's why I liked the amulets that would teleport you to temples or chapels in Morrowind. A bit more dignified than running away with my tail firmly tucked between my legs.

Literally, if I was playing as Khajiit.
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Postby Serrland » Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:34 am

Tagmatium wrote:
Serrland wrote:I like playing Imperials, too. For me, I think, my top three are Breton-Imperial-Altmer

Not so fond on Orcs/Redguards/Nords.

Combat is one of my least favorite parts of the series (always has been, to be honest). Those are more catered for combat, which, as I mentioned before, isn't so appealing to me. I like trying to talk my way out of trouble, and I'm not one to shy away from running away.

I've a tendency to get myself into trouble, attempt to smack it about with a sword, axe or whatever and then run away screaming.

Also, carrying enough health potions that most enemies could probably here me rattling from miles away.

It's why I liked the amulets that would teleport you to temples or chapels in Morrowind. A bit more dignified than running away with my tail firmly tucked between my legs.

Literally, if I was playing as Khajiit.


The Scrolls of Divine Intervention were awesome, too. I'm not fleeing in terror - I'm being transported by one of the Nine Divines to a nice pleasant Imperial Cult altar.

Oh boy, soooo much of my inventory is usually potions. Especially in Morrowind. Fortify Speed is a good one, and Water Walking is so nice to avoid those pesky slaughterfish. Hate those guys. Cliff Racers of the sea, really.

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Postby Tagmatium » Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:37 am

Serrland wrote:
Tagmatium wrote:I've a tendency to get myself into trouble, attempt to smack it about with a sword, axe or whatever and then run away screaming.

Also, carrying enough health potions that most enemies could probably here me rattling from miles away.

It's why I liked the amulets that would teleport you to temples or chapels in Morrowind. A bit more dignified than running away with my tail firmly tucked between my legs.

Literally, if I was playing as Khajiit.

The Scrolls of Divine Intervention were awesome, too. I'm not fleeing in terror - I'm being transported by one of the Nine Divines to a nice pleasant Imperial Cult altar.

Oh boy, soooo much of my inventory is usually potions. Especially in Morrowind. Fortify Speed is a good one, and Water Walking is so nice to avoid those pesky slaughterfish. Hate those guys. Cliff Racers of the sea, really.

It was mainly health potions for me. I had little time for any of the others and never really bothered with them. Probably should have, however.

Oh, and Cure Common Disease and Cure Blight Disease. They were must-haves.

I was always mildly interested in whether the "large" and "small" slaughterfish were different species, different genders or juvenile and adult slaughterfish.
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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:42 am

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