Everfree Forest: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

[Wisconsin9]

The studio which produces FiM is Canadian. I'm guessing that's where Xis came up with that.

^Ja.

Canadian. Here are our terms. You take Detroit and continue giving us ponies and maple syrup, and we do not destroy you.

So to add insult to injury you're going to make them take Detroit? You're a bastard, Wis.

Might makes right, as they say.

[The Legion of Kane]

Stare at weed erry day.

Just like how a watched pot never boils, a watched, uh, weed never burns. Or something.

Relevant.

Nice. I actually never heard that before, so I appreciate your bringing it to my attention!

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Canada invented the ponies we all know and love.

Q.E.D.

Quantum Entanglement Device?

[Ifreann]

Just like how a watched pot never boils, a watched, uh, weed never burns. Or something.



Nice. I actually never heard that before, so I appreciate your bringing it to my attention!

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Canada invented the ponies we all know and love.

Q.E.D.

Quantum Entanglement Device?

They also invented that. Quod erat demonstrandum.

[The Legion of Kane]

Quantum Entanglement Device?

They also invented that. Quod erat demonstrandum.

They invented Black Ops Zambies?

[Ifreann]

They also invented that. Quod erat demonstrandum.

They invented Black Ops Zambies?

Just the QEDs.

[Phisych University]

....

Uh, let's pretend I'm not a Canadian at the moment.

Now, how did you come up with this?

The studio which produces FiM is Canadian. I'm guessing that's where Xis came up with that.

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HOW WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS!?

....

Uh, let's pretend I'm not a Canadian at the moment.

Now, how did you come up with this?

Canadian. Here are our terms. You take Detroit and continue giving us ponies and maple syrup, and we do not destroy you.

We'll gladly take Detroit (again), but you'll have to take in Justin Beiber, permanently, as in he is one of your citizens and is no longer a Canadian. Why? Because we'll kill off Fluttershy if you don't. I've already proven that we're sick enough to do it, Wis.

[Wisconsin9]

The studio which produces FiM is Canadian. I'm guessing that's where Xis came up with that.

...

HOW WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS!?

Canadian. Here are our terms. You take Detroit and continue giving us ponies and maple syrup, and we do not destroy you.

We'll gladly take Detroit (again), but you'll have to take in Justin Beiber, permanently, as in he is one of your citizens and is no longer a Canadian. Why? Because we'll kill off Fkuttershy if you don't. I've already proven that we're sick enough to do it, Wis.

If you harm her, if you touch even one hair on her adorable little head, we will destroy you, completely and totally. Furthermore, we will not take back Justin Beiber.

Besides, in a few minutes you won't have Flutters anymore. There's a team of Navy SEALS moving to her position right now.

[Phisych University]

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HOW WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS!?



We'll gladly take Detroit (again), but you'll have to take in Justin Beiber, permanently, as in he is one of your citizens and is no longer a Canadian. Why? Because we'll kill off Fkuttershy if you don't. I've already proven that we're sick enough to do it, Wis.

If you harm her, if you touch even one hair on her adorable little head, we will destroy you, completely and totally. Furthermore, we will not take back Justin Beiber.

Besides, in a few minutes you won't have Flutters anymore. There's a team of Navy SEALS moving to her position right now.

Bah! They won't last two seconds in a typical Canadian blizzard and that's presuming the Sasquatches didn't get them first.

[Ifreann]

I'll take Bieber. I can sell locks of his hair on eBay and make a fortune.

[Wisconsin9]

If you harm her, if you touch even one hair on her adorable little head, we will destroy you, completely and totally. Furthermore, we will not take back Justin Beiber.

Besides, in a few minutes you won't have Flutters anymore. There's a team of Navy SEALS moving to her position right now.

Bah! They won't last two seconds in a typical Canadian blizzard and that's presuming the Sasquatches didn't get them first.

Pshah. They killed Santa last year. Fat man was working with al-Qaeda.

[Neo Arcad]

If you harm her, if you touch even one hair on her adorable little head, we will destroy you, completely and totally. Furthermore, we will not take back Justin Beiber.

Besides, in a few minutes you won't have Flutters anymore. There's a team of Navy SEALS moving to her position right now.

Bah! They won't last two seconds in a typical Canadian blizzard and that's presuming the Sasquatches didn't get them first.

I think Wis acidentally the caps lock. You see, there are no commandos.
Only semi-aquatic carnivorous mammals with military training and blubbery cold-proofing.

May Celestia have mercy on your souls.

[Phisych University]

I'll take Bieber. I can sell locks of his hair on eBay and make a fortune.

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It's a deal.

[Wisconsin9]

Bah! They won't last two seconds in a typical Canadian blizzard and that's presuming the Sasquatches didn't get them first.

I think Wis acidentally the caps lock. You see, there are no commandos.
Only semi-aquatic carnivorous mammals with military training.

May Celestia have mercy on your souls.

Oh yes, my bad. The Seals are coming for you, Canuck.

[Immoren]

Nice

I'll take Bieber. I can sell locks of his hair on eBay and make a fortune.

And make instruments out of rest of his body?

[Neo Arcad]

Nice

I'll take Bieber. I can sell locks of his hair on eBay and make a fortune.

And make instruments out of rest of his body?

What use does anyone have for a guitar that is permanently out of tune and smells like rotting flesh? I mean, all the instruments would sound like ass...

[Phisych University]

Bah! They won't last two seconds in a typical Canadian blizzard and that's presuming the Sasquatches didn't get them first.

Pshah. They killed Santa last year. Fat man was working with al-Qaeda.

Dammit! Santa was our ace-in-the-hole. Well, it appears you are more clever than you let on. How about this? You don't take Beiber, but you assassinate Stephen Harper instead.

Bah! They won't last two seconds in a typical Canadian blizzard and that's presuming the Sasquatches didn't get them first.

I think Wis acidentally the caps lock. You see, there are no commandos.
Only semi-aquatic carnivorous mammals with military training and blubbery cold-proofing.

May Celestia have mercy on your souls.

The Inuit of northern Canada have hunted these monsters for years. We'll be ready for them.

[YellowApple]

Nice



And make instruments out of rest of his body?

What use does anyone have for a guitar that is permanently out of tune and smells like rotting flesh? I mean, all the instruments would sound like ass...

I think that's less because they're made of flesh, and more because they're made of Justin Bieber.

[Neo Arcad]

What use does anyone have for a guitar that is permanently out of tune and smells like rotting flesh? I mean, all the instruments would sound like ass...

I think that's less because they're made of flesh, and more because they're made of Justin Bieber.

Well, yeah.
Regular fleshguitars have been in use since Ozzy Ozbourne discovered that you can indeed snort meth, and that no one will ever miss a few homeless guys.

[Immoren]

Nice



And make instruments out of rest of his body?

What use does anyone have for a guitar that is permanently out of tune and smells like rotting flesh? I mean, all the instruments would sound like ass...

Because Sheogorath.
Why I would use flesh to make instruments? Bones and skin.

[Ceffyltir]

Let's get back to ponies.

There is no universal best pony.

You heard me, Twily.

I wonder if there's a way to combat what I like to call the V Effect. There's an odd tendency in this thread to either love or hate all episodes, or just label it "meh" or "boring." You see, this happens because an episode may start out with something you don't like, and then everything else you don't like about the episode seems amplified ten fold. Thus, you grow to focus on the negatives of the episode instead of the positives, leading to a self-declared "bad episode," despite the fact that it's better upon closer inspection.

Basically it saves time rethinking what you first thought about the episode if you view it in either positive or negative terms. It's the same thing for most media interests, people just don't have the time to look at every facet of everything they enjoy or dislike.
Yes even Mare do well had good parts despite it's horrible characterisation of the mane six.
dun kill meh

So you're saying you're lazy when it comes to ponies?

Harhar!

Sums it up nicely.

So assuming Applejack's parents are dead, could we assume fluttershy's and Rainbow's are too? I mean, it would explain a bit about why they aren't mentioned in a lot of episode where they could have if they were still alive.

No.

I'll just leave this here *Runs for cover*

It takes a lot for me to become consumed with enough rage to kill a man.

But that man is going to die.

"A bear is already a dangerous predator; what benefit is there in breeding it with a smaller, weaker, less frightening creature?
What should we expect next? The dreaded bunnywolf? The ferocious penguinlion? Perhaps the terrible ducksnake?
Utterly ridiculous."

I played that game. Loved it.

(Image)

That artist rustles my jimmies.

[Immoren]

*rimshot*

[Soxastan]

*rimshot*

...no

[Neo Arcad]

*rimshot*

Stand-up comedy Cheerilee?
This needs to become more of a thing that is seen by my eyes.
By which I mean FUCK YES.

[Immoren]

*rimshot*

...no

?

*rimshot*

Stand-up comedy Cheerilee?
This needs to become more of a thing that is seen by my eyes.
By which I mean FUCK YES.

It's actually quite old thing. (by internet standards)

[Ifreann]

I'll take Bieber. I can sell locks of his hair on eBay and make a fortune.

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It's a deal.

Soon I'll be rich enough to buy Canada, and then the ponies will be mine!