Everfree Forest: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

[The Floor Kippers]

They should just replace school with ponies.


Something tells me that you wouldn't have done too well at existing had we not colonised North America. Checkmate, Yank.

Bah. My ancestors didn't come here for money from you, they came to get away from you. Including the Irish ones. And besides, I have one last ace up my sleeve: all of our food is at least halfway edible. Checkmate yourself, Limey.

Spray. On. Cheese.

[Xiscapia]

Mmm...yes.

Club can't even handle me right now.

Cutie Mark Crusader Potheads!

lol rhymes

Big Pimpin'

yay~

So much win.

"Be a dear and pass it, won't you darling?"

I think Pinkie's seeing some strange shit.

Motherfucking monopoly!

It's...pink? Why is it pink? I...I don't even.

I could help you figure it out if you're confused, Lyra.

Zecora smokes weed in my headcanon.

And last but not least, AJ vs. weed.

[YellowApple]

Bah. My ancestors didn't come here for money from you, they came to get away from you. Including the Irish ones. And besides, I have one last ace up my sleeve: all of our food is at least halfway edible. Checkmate yourself, Limey.

Spray. On. Cheese.

That's the most edible food of all.

[Ifreann]

And last but not least, AJ vs. weed.

Stare at weed erry day.

[The Floor Kippers]

Spray. On. Cheese.

That's the most edible food of all.

[YellowApple]

Mmm...yes.

Club can't even handle me right now.

Cutie Mark Crusader Potheads!

lol rhymes

Big Pimpin'

yay~

So much win.

"Be a dear and pass it, won't you darling?"

I think Pinkie's seeing some strange shit.

Motherfucking monopoly!

It's...pink? Why is it pink? I...I don't even.

I could help you figure it out if you're confused, Lyra.

Zecora smokes weed in my headcanon.

And last but not least, AJ vs. weed.

Relevant.

[YellowApple]

That's the most edible food of all.

Spray cheese + Chicken in a Biscuit. Food of the fucking gods.

[Neo Arcad]

Bah. My ancestors didn't come here for money from you, they came to get away from you. Including the Irish ones. And besides, I have one last ace up my sleeve: all of our food is at least halfway edible. Checkmate yourself, Limey.

The English invented using bacon as a breakfast food. Consider the board flipped over.

[Neo Arcad]

Spray cheese + Chicken in a Biscuit. Food of the fucking gods.

Deep-fried oreo-breaded butter.
Fuck. Your. Aorta.

[YellowApple]

Spray cheese + Chicken in a Biscuit. Food of the fucking gods.

Deep-fried oreo-breaded butter.
Fuck. Your. Aorta.

Sounds a lot like my breakfast this morning.

[Xiscapia]

And last but not least, AJ vs. weed.

Stare at weed erry day.

Just like how a watched pot never boils, a watched, uh, weed never burns. Or something.

Relevant.

Nice. I actually never heard that before, so I appreciate your bringing it to my attention!

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Canada invented the ponies we all know and love.

Q.E.D.

[YellowApple]

Canada invented the ponies we all know and love.

Q.E.D.

Considering that Canadians also invented the Turbacon Epic, I - an honest-to-{DIVINE_BEING_OR_BEINGS} American - will happily admit that Canada wins this round.

[Neo Arcad]

Stare at weed erry day.

Just like how a watched pot never boils, a watched, uh, weed never burns. Or something.

Relevant.

Nice. I actually never heard that before, so I appreciate your bringing it to my attention!

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Canada invented the ponies we all know and love.

Q.E.D.

Canada is responsible for the lie that is Canadian Bacon, and is also responsible for Celine Dion's earrape- er, "singing". I'd mention Justin Bieber, but Rush is awesome enough that they cancel him out.

[Xiscapia]

Just like how a watched pot never boils, a watched, uh, weed never burns. Or something.



Nice. I actually never heard that before, so I appreciate your bringing it to my attention!

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Canada invented the ponies we all know and love.

Q.E.D.

Canada is responsible for the lie that is Canadian Bacon, and is also responsible for Celine Dion's earrape- er, "singing". I'd mention Justin Bieber, but Rush is awesome enough that they cancel him out.

But Canadian bacon is delicious.

[YellowApple]

Just like how a watched pot never boils, a watched, uh, weed never burns. Or something.



Nice. I actually never heard that before, so I appreciate your bringing it to my attention!

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Canada invented the ponies we all know and love.

Q.E.D.

Canada is responsible for the lie that is Canadian Bacon, and is also responsible for Celine Dion's earrape. I'd mention Justin Bieber, but Rush is awesome enough that they cancel him out.

Fun fact: Canadian bacon is an American invention. If you ask for Canadian bacon in Canada, they will look at you with confusion. If you ask for bacon, they will give you regular bacon.

Celine Dion is still an abomination, however.

But Gordon Lightfoot is a Canadian, so she's cancelled out two-fold.

[Wisconsin9]

Bah. My ancestors didn't come here for money from you, they came to get away from you. Including the Irish ones. And besides, I have one last ace up my sleeve: all of our food is at least halfway edible. Checkmate yourself, Limey.

The English invented using bacon as a breakfast food. Consider the board flipped over.

Bah. They invent two or three edible concoctions: we invent dozens, if not hundreds. Americans are winning.

[Genivaria]

Bah. My ancestors didn't come here for money from you, they came to get away from you. Including the Irish ones. And besides, I have one last ace up my sleeve: all of our food is at least halfway edible. Checkmate yourself, Limey.

The English invented using bacon as a breakfast food. Consider the board flipped over.

Fuck. They win.

[Neo Arcad]

Canada is responsible for the lie that is Canadian Bacon, and is also responsible for Celine Dion's earrape- er, "singing". I'd mention Justin Bieber, but Rush is awesome enough that they cancel him out.

But Canadian bacon is delicious.

IT WAS HAM ALL ALONG
YOU BLEW IT UP
GOD HAM YOU
GOD HAM YOU ALL TO HELL

[Xiscapia]

But Canadian bacon is delicious.

IT WAS HAM ALL ALONG
YOU BLEW IT UP
GOD HAM YOU
GOD HAM YOU ALL TO HELL

[Neo Arcad]

IT WAS HAM ALL ALONG
YOU BLEW IT UP
GOD HAM YOU
GOD HAM YOU ALL TO HELL

Relevant.

[Phisych University]

Canada invented the ponies we all know and love.

Q.E.D.

....

Uh, let's pretend I'm not a Canadian at the moment.

Now, how did you come up with this?

[YellowApple]

Canada invented the ponies we all know and love.

Q.E.D.

....

Uh, let's pretend I'm not a Canadian at the moment.

Now, how did you come up with this?

The studio which produces FiM is Canadian. I'm guessing that's where Xis came up with that.

[Wisconsin9]

Canada invented the ponies we all know and love.

Q.E.D.

....

Uh, let's pretend I'm not a Canadian at the moment.

Now, how did you come up with this?

Canadian. Here are our terms. You take Detroit and continue giving us ponies and maple syrup, and we do not destroy you.

[Xiscapia]

....

Uh, let's pretend I'm not a Canadian at the moment.

Now, how did you come up with this?

The studio which produces FiM is Canadian. I'm guessing that's where Xis came up with that.

^Ja.

....

Uh, let's pretend I'm not a Canadian at the moment.

Now, how did you come up with this?

Canadian. Here are our terms. You take Detroit and continue giving us ponies and maple syrup, and we do not destroy you.

So to add insult to injury you're going to make them take Detroit? You're a bastard, Wis.

[Ifreann]

Canada invented the ponies we all know and love.

Q.E.D.

ALL GLORY TO THE CANADA.