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Postby Wisconsin9 » Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:46 pm


Mother of... actually, I can kind of almost see a human Twilight doing this. It's what I'd do.

What? I'd like to hear you make a better suggestion.
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Postby Phocidaea » Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:47 pm

Oh God... I just thought of the greatest hate/grimdark/crack/deconstruction fic I could make...
"The Equestria Drug"

A grim deconstruction/satire/hatefest of those "my life sux" type HiE crapfests. A drug is developed that can make the user hallucinate that they are in Equestria, with all the cliched aspects of such travel... except, of course, it's not actually happening- it's all a drugged illusion. There's gonna be some sorts of existential crises, and it's gonna touch on various aspects about drugs, and probably reference soma from Brave New World, and of course mock all the HiE cliches that everyone loves to hate.

It's gonna be a grimdark comedy satire epic. And, yes, the one about moon Nazis and Luna is still in progress.
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Postby Bloody Vikings » Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:49 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Bloody Vikings wrote:Dammit, Twi.

:lol:

I figured that you'd either love it or hate it, Ameri; there wasn't much chance of something in the middle.
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Postby Ceffyltir » Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:51 pm

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Postby YellowApple » Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:57 pm

The Darkmane Aristocracy wrote:
Khornate Worshippers wrote:
More pics!
Even more pics!


Hai DVNO here, Dsarker's Hallucination interpreter.
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Tell me what you think of the PNG's!

That's SFM believe it or not.


I thought that program looked familiar from the Source SDK...

Ceffyltir wrote:Heh heh.


Lawl.



That's pretty much how I pictured that episode had Hasbro decided to take a turn toward grimdark.

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I do too. I'd totally eat Twilight's mane if it were made out of bacon.

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Postby Atomosea » Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:01 pm

Ceffyltir wrote:Heh heh.

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Postby Xiscapia » Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:14 pm

YellowApple wrote:I do too. I'd totally eat Twilight's mane if it were made out of bacon.


That makes two of us. ^^
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Postby The Legion of Kane » Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:15 pm

Xiscapia wrote:
YellowApple wrote:I do too. I'd totally eat Twilight's mane if it were made out of bacon.


That makes two of us. ^^


Poor Twiliy.

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Postby Genivaria » Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:09 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:

Mother of... actually, I can kind of almost see a human Twilight doing this. It's what I'd do.

What? I'd like to hear you make a better suggestion.

Its basically what happened anyway. They 'blew up' when she zapped them.
Her horn is a death ray!

Lokking at Twi's expression in that pic I can only think of her going:
"I *BANG!* have had *BANG!* enough *BANG!* of *BANG!* your shit *BANG!* PINKIE!!! *BANG!**BANG!**BANG!*
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Postby Ameriganastan » Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:45 pm

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Postby YellowApple » Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:06 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:Fluttersnuggle.


Cute.

Also, lolDroolingRainbowDash

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Postby Nationalist State of Knox » Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:58 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:
Atomosea wrote:Damn dirty British and their muffins wrought of LIES!

Indeed. There is only one possible course of action. Ready the zeppelins.

Knox, tell your people: we are at war.

So be it.

Kips, ready the... what the hell do we use for an airforce these days?

Genivaria wrote:So who wants to come live in the Great and Powerful USA? There's free Healthcare and LOTS of space. :D
Full Citizenship is in place meaning ponies can vote. :D


Haha, free healthcare. Funny. Are you sure you're not getting mixed up with another (superior) English speaking country?


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Genivaria wrote:THEN I GOT BLOWN UP BY AN RPG! :D


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Postby Mavorpen » Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:59 pm

Nationalist State of Knox wrote:Haha, free healthcare. Funny. Are you sure you're not getting mixed up with another (superior) English speaking country?

Australia?

Trololololol
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Postby YellowApple » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:01 am

Nationalist State of Knox wrote:
Genivaria wrote:So who wants to come live in the Great and Powerful USA? There's free Healthcare and LOTS of space. :D
Full Citizenship is in place meaning ponies can vote. :D


Haha, free healthcare. Funny. Are you sure you're not getting mixed up with another (superior) English speaking country?


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Postby Khornate Worshippers » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:03 am

Mavorpen wrote:
Nationalist State of Knox wrote:Haha, free healthcare. Funny. Are you sure you're not getting mixed up with another (superior) English speaking country?

Australia?

Trololololol


I believe he means Britain. I don't think I've ever seen a fellow Australian actually claim Australia is superior english speaking country and actually be serious.

Why restate the obvious, of course?
FOR MAN WITHOUT EXPENSIVE SUIT, BIG BLACK MERCEDES, AND MASSIVE YACHT, BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS FOR PRETENDING OF BE RICH LIKE BLACK GANGSTER OF AMERICAN CITY WITH GOLD CHAINS OF LOW QUALITY AND JEWELS OF COLORED GLASS. WHEN YOU EXPLAIN USE OF BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN PISTOL IS ONLY FOR SHOOT MAN WITH BULLET VEST WITH CARTRIDGE ILLEGAL TO CIVILIAN, THIS MAN HAS NUCLEAR RAGE. WHOLE IDENTITY OF THIS MAN IS SPENT IN PRETEND PISTOL SHOWS HE IS RICH. IS VERY AMUSE.

Hey, Dash, why do they call it a hacksaw? It doesn't hack, that's what I was doing with the knife!
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Postby Nationalist State of Knox » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:05 am

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Postby Nationalist State of Knox » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:07 am

Khornate Worshippers wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:Australia?

Trololololol


I believe he means Britain. I don't think I've ever seen a fellow Australian actually claim Australia is superior english speaking country and actually be serious.

Why restate the obvious, of course?

He was trolling.

YellowApple wrote:
Nationalist State of Knox wrote:Haha, free healthcare. Funny. Are you sure you're not getting mixed up with another (superior) English speaking country?


Image

Applejack will join the side of Her Majesty the Queen eventually. And then we shall have crumpets. Toasted, buttery crumpets.

Mavorpen wrote:
Nationalist State of Knox wrote:Haha, free healthcare. Funny. Are you sure you're not getting mixed up with another (superior) English speaking country?

Australia?

Trololololol

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Postby Khornate Worshippers » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:08 am

Nationalist State of Knox wrote:
Khornate Worshippers wrote:
I believe he means Britain. I don't think I've ever seen a fellow Australian actually claim Australia is superior english speaking country and actually be serious.

Why restate the obvious, of course?

He was trolling.

So was I
FOR MAN WITHOUT EXPENSIVE SUIT, BIG BLACK MERCEDES, AND MASSIVE YACHT, BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS FOR PRETENDING OF BE RICH LIKE BLACK GANGSTER OF AMERICAN CITY WITH GOLD CHAINS OF LOW QUALITY AND JEWELS OF COLORED GLASS. WHEN YOU EXPLAIN USE OF BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN PISTOL IS ONLY FOR SHOOT MAN WITH BULLET VEST WITH CARTRIDGE ILLEGAL TO CIVILIAN, THIS MAN HAS NUCLEAR RAGE. WHOLE IDENTITY OF THIS MAN IS SPENT IN PRETEND PISTOL SHOWS HE IS RICH. IS VERY AMUSE.

Hey, Dash, why do they call it a hacksaw? It doesn't hack, that's what I was doing with the knife!
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Postby YellowApple » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:25 am

Nationalist State of Knox wrote:
YellowApple wrote:
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Applejack will join the side of Her Majesty the Queen eventually. And then we shall have crumpets. Toasted, buttery crumpets.


Even Rarity eats s'mores, and she's about the closest the show's got to being British. I reckon Applejack's quite a ways away from crumpets.

Though I will admit that crumpets are quite delicious.

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Postby Nationalist State of Knox » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:30 am

Khornate Worshippers wrote:
Nationalist State of Knox wrote:He was trolling.

So was I

I fairness though, Australia was where we (The British Empire) dumped our criminals. And as for the US, well the unwanted people and religious puritanical extremists went there.

YellowApple wrote:
Nationalist State of Knox wrote:Applejack will join the side of Her Majesty the Queen eventually. And then we shall have crumpets. Toasted, buttery crumpets.


Even Rarity eats s'mores, and she's about the closest the show's got to being British. I reckon Applejack's quite a ways away from crumpets.

Though I will admit that crumpets are quite delicious.

Applejack can be... re-educated...

And I know not of what these "s'mores" are. They sound disappointing.
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Postby Khornate Worshippers » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:31 am

YellowApple wrote:
Nationalist State of Knox wrote:Applejack will join the side of Her Majesty the Queen eventually. And then we shall have crumpets. Toasted, buttery crumpets.


Even Rarity eats s'mores, and she's about the closest the show's got to being British. I reckon Applejack's quite a ways away from crumpets.

Though I will admit that crumpets are quite delicious.


I deny your closest-to-british, and substitute my own.
FOR MAN WITHOUT EXPENSIVE SUIT, BIG BLACK MERCEDES, AND MASSIVE YACHT, BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS FOR PRETENDING OF BE RICH LIKE BLACK GANGSTER OF AMERICAN CITY WITH GOLD CHAINS OF LOW QUALITY AND JEWELS OF COLORED GLASS. WHEN YOU EXPLAIN USE OF BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN PISTOL IS ONLY FOR SHOOT MAN WITH BULLET VEST WITH CARTRIDGE ILLEGAL TO CIVILIAN, THIS MAN HAS NUCLEAR RAGE. WHOLE IDENTITY OF THIS MAN IS SPENT IN PRETEND PISTOL SHOWS HE IS RICH. IS VERY AMUSE.

Hey, Dash, why do they call it a hacksaw? It doesn't hack, that's what I was doing with the knife!
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Postby Phisych University » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:35 am

Nationalist State of Knox wrote:
Khornate Worshippers wrote:So was I

I fairness though, Australia was where we (The British Empire) dumped our criminals. And as for the US, well the unwanted people and religious puritanical extremists went there.



Let me guess; you sent the guys that either overzealously hated the French or were ridiculously horny to Canada to balance out the French population in Quebec.
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Postby Nationalist State of Knox » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:36 am

Khornate Worshippers wrote:
YellowApple wrote:
Even Rarity eats s'mores, and she's about the closest the show's got to being British. I reckon Applejack's quite a ways away from crumpets.

Though I will admit that crumpets are quite delicious.


I deny your closest-to-british, and substitute my own.

Now that you mention it, the whole of Canterlot has posh English accents. And it's the capital.

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Postby Nationalist State of Knox » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:36 am

Phisych University wrote:
Nationalist State of Knox wrote:I fairness though, Australia was where we (The British Empire) dumped our criminals. And as for the US, well the unwanted people and religious puritanical extremists went there.



Let me guess; you sent the guys that either overzealously hated the French or were ridiculously horny to Canada to balance out the French population in Quebec.

^This guy gets it.
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Ifreann wrote:Knox: /ˈɡɪl.ɡə.mɛʃ/
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