Getting off on killing people?Samuraikoku wrote:My question to you, seeing these answers, is why Angron is an asshole. He isn't without fault, but he doesn't go to Perturabo or Mortarion levels.
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by Nazis in Space » Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:36 pm
Getting off on killing people?Samuraikoku wrote:My question to you, seeing these answers, is why Angron is an asshole. He isn't without fault, but he doesn't go to Perturabo or Mortarion levels.

by The Huskar Social Union » Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:37 pm


by Samuraikoku » Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:42 pm
Nazis in Space wrote:Getting off on killing people?

by Wamitoria » Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:43 pm
AETEN II wrote:Wamitoria wrote:There's also the theory that he'll be resurrected by sacrificing various sensei to the golden throne.
That's not as radical as him becoming a Chaos God though.
Also, I wonder, what would happen if you gave an Ork clan a sphere and managed to convince them it was a singularity bomb that created a black hole?

by Samuraikoku » Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:45 pm
The Huskar Social Union wrote:For me the whole blood and war lust he has is the main reason, sometimes you can get ab it too much into it, as well as his attitude, but yeah those guys are assholes as well, especially Perturabo, facking hate him.

by Nazis in Space » Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:49 pm
And? That doesn't change what he is. It explains it, but it doesn't make him any less of an asshole.Samuraikoku wrote:Nazis in Space wrote:Getting off on killing people?
He was made to. Remember his gladiatorial background and the aggression implants.
That's why I say he's a product of his environment that the Emperor neglected to correct.

by The Huskar Social Union » Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:55 pm
Nazis in Space wrote:And? That doesn't change what he is. It explains it, but it doesn't make him any less of an asshole.Samuraikoku wrote:
He was made to. Remember his gladiatorial background and the aggression implants.
That's why I say he's a product of his environment that the Emperor neglected to correct.

by Old Erisia » Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:58 pm
AETEN II wrote:Wamitoria wrote:There's also the theory that he'll be resurrected by sacrificing various sensei to the golden throne.
That's not as radical as him becoming a Chaos God though.
Also, I wonder, what would happen if you gave an Ork clan a sphere and managed to convince them it was a singularity bomb that created a black hole?
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by Samuraikoku » Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:00 pm
Nazis in Space wrote:And? That doesn't change what he is. It explains it, but it doesn't make him any less of an asshole.

by Kouralia » Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:00 pm

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by Tagmatium » Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:08 pm
Kouralia wrote:Okay, glorified tag.
1) Which Rule Book edition are we on? Is it the red one with the hammer and shield on it?
Kouralia wrote:4) Is two Leman Russes in a 500pts match considered rude?

North Calaveras wrote:Tagmatium, it was never about pie...

by Kouralia » Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:12 pm
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by Tagmatium » Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:25 pm
Kouralia wrote:
It would be like this.
Nah, I'd only do that in a competition. Only 1 LR in normal 500pt matches!
Also, should I wait for a while if they're about to bring out a new rule book?
North Calaveras wrote:Tagmatium, it was never about pie...

by Kouralia » Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:39 pm
Tagmatium wrote:Kouralia wrote:It would be like this.
Nah, I'd only do that in a competition. Only 1 LR in normal 500pt matches!
Also, should I wait for a while if they're about to bring out a new rule book?
Oops, I'm working with old information.
The new one is out. It's the 6th Edition.
http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catal ... od1620012a
The one I've got is the 5th Edition, which sounds like the one you've got as well.

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by The Nuclear Fist » Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:21 pm
Old Erisia wrote:And then there's the orks. I consider them our only hope. Not many people really stop to consider how powerful they are. They literally bend reality unconsciously. Also, while all the other races weaken from battles, the Orks just get stronger. They don't "shrink." When a Warboss dies, all the suped up Nobz and such scatter off elsewhere. The constant defeating of the Orks is just strengthening them as a whole. One day a new Gharkul Blackfang, Beast or Thraka will come about, pick up a branch, call it his "C'tan Beat Stick (thus making it one of the most powerful artifacts in the universe)," and turn the tide against the Necron (preferably after the Eye is closed).
Then it's an endless conflict between the swarm and Orks. Until the Nids figure out how to nom them, or the Hive becomes subservient to a Warboss the size of a planet.
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by Indeos » Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:30 pm
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Old Erisia wrote:And then there's the orks. I consider them our only hope. Not many people really stop to consider how powerful they are. They literally bend reality unconsciously. Also, while all the other races weaken from battles, the Orks just get stronger. They don't "shrink." When a Warboss dies, all the suped up Nobz and such scatter off elsewhere. The constant defeating of the Orks is just strengthening them as a whole. One day a new Gharkul Blackfang, Beast or Thraka will come about, pick up a branch, call it his "C'tan Beat Stick (thus making it one of the most powerful artifacts in the universe)," and turn the tide against the Necron (preferably after the Eye is closed).
Then it's an endless conflict between the swarm and Orks. Until the Nids figure out how to nom them, or the Hive becomes subservient to a Warboss the size of a planet.
This should be how 40,000 ends, if it ever does. With the Necrons destroyed and the shattered remnants of the Tyranids being driven from the galaxy by the living embodiment of Gork and Mork, with his army of Gharkul Blackfang-sized boys.

by AETEN II » Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:35 pm
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Old Erisia wrote:And then there's the orks. I consider them our only hope. Not many people really stop to consider how powerful they are. They literally bend reality unconsciously. Also, while all the other races weaken from battles, the Orks just get stronger. They don't "shrink." When a Warboss dies, all the suped up Nobz and such scatter off elsewhere. The constant defeating of the Orks is just strengthening them as a whole. One day a new Gharkul Blackfang, Beast or Thraka will come about, pick up a branch, call it his "C'tan Beat Stick (thus making it one of the most powerful artifacts in the universe)," and turn the tide against the Necron (preferably after the Eye is closed).
Then it's an endless conflict between the swarm and Orks. Until the Nids figure out how to nom them, or the Hive becomes subservient to a Warboss the size of a planet.
This should be how 40,000 ends, if it ever does. With the Necrons destroyed and the shattered remnants of the Tyranids being driven from the galaxy by the living embodiment of Gork and Mork, with his army of Gharkul Blackfang-sized boys.
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by The Nuclear Fist » Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:46 pm
Indeos wrote:I think the Emperor becoming a Chaos God, creating a split in the Imperium between those who think he should still be worshiped and those who don't, while the Orks essentially steamroll everyone else would be better. The Emperor would definitely be too powerful to ever return to the Materium, but he'd probably end up the warp-deity of Order or something.
Did you ever finish your RP post?
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.

by The Huskar Social Union » Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:46 pm

by The Nuclear Fist » Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:47 pm
The Huskar Social Union wrote:I think we can all agree that the Imperium is screwed, it is fighting a losing war on all fronts basically, against the chaos forces of the warp, the eldar, tyranid hive fleets, necrons, orks, the throne failing and every thing else, its basically on its last legs, the only way i can see humanity surviving is if that reincarnation theory on the emperor is right, if so he can reunite humanity again from the ashes after he is reborn.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.

by The Huskar Social Union » Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:49 pm
The Nuclear Fist wrote:The Huskar Social Union wrote:I think we can all agree that the Imperium is screwed, it is fighting a losing war on all fronts basically, against the chaos forces of the warp, the eldar, tyranid hive fleets, necrons, orks, the throne failing and every thing else, its basically on its last legs, the only way i can see humanity surviving is if that reincarnation theory on the emperor is right, if so he can reunite humanity again from the ashes after he is reborn.
Assuming that the Eldar do the smart thing and attempt to broker some sort of deal with the Imperium to prevent their extinction, they could bring him back.

by Nazis in Space » Tue Aug 21, 2012 3:09 pm
You're underestimating the scale of the Orks.The Nuclear Fist wrote:Old Erisia wrote:And then there's the orks. I consider them our only hope. Not many people really stop to consider how powerful they are. They literally bend reality unconsciously. Also, while all the other races weaken from battles, the Orks just get stronger. They don't "shrink." When a Warboss dies, all the suped up Nobz and such scatter off elsewhere. The constant defeating of the Orks is just strengthening them as a whole. One day a new Gharkul Blackfang, Beast or Thraka will come about, pick up a branch, call it his "C'tan Beat Stick (thus making it one of the most powerful artifacts in the universe)," and turn the tide against the Necron (preferably after the Eye is closed).
Then it's an endless conflict between the swarm and Orks. Until the Nids figure out how to nom them, or the Hive becomes subservient to a Warboss the size of a planet.
:p
This should be how 40,000 ends, if it ever does. With the Necrons destroyed and the shattered remnants of the Tyranids being driven from the galaxy by the living embodiment of Gork and Mork, with his army of Gharkul Blackfang-sized boys.

by The Nuclear Fist » Tue Aug 21, 2012 3:13 pm
Nazis in Space wrote:Snip.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.

by Wamitoria » Tue Aug 21, 2012 3:13 pm
Nazis in Space wrote:You're underestimating the scale of the Orks.The Nuclear Fist wrote:This should be how 40,000 ends, if it ever does. With the Necrons destroyed and the shattered remnants of the Tyranids being driven from the galaxy by the living embodiment of Gork and Mork, with his army of Gharkul Blackfang-sized boys.
There's old fluff where the Imperium sent expeditionary fleets to other galaxies. They actually managed to arrive at their destination. They sent a message back.
It consisted of one word.
"Orks."
While the Imperium, the Eldar, the Chaos factions, Tau and so on are busy in a struggle for life and death in the Milky Way, they may believe that their wars matter. That they're truly gargantuan in scale, enhgulfing an entire galaxy in flames.
Little do they know that their conflicts are mere distractions in a far larger conflict, that the Milky Way is but one of many battlefields in the Virgo Supercluster. That their conflicts amount to little more than fleeting moments worth of localised police actions while out there, across thousands of galaxies, Tyranids and Orks are deciding the fate of a substantial fraction of the universe. That they are fighting over who gets to rule it all, not just a tiny, irrelevant little galaxy.
The conflict between Chaos and the Imperium is to the greater war that's happening out there as an argument between two elementary school kids on the playground is to world war two.
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