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Which faction do you belong to?

Space Marines (Includes Grey Knights and non-Codex Astartes compliant chapters)
159
18%
Imperial Guard/Inquisition (Daemon Hunters/Sisters of Battle)
236
27%
Adeptus Mechanicus
47
5%
Eldar
52
6%
Dark Eldar
19
2%
Tyranids
33
4%
Orks
40
5%
Necrons
45
5%
Tau Empire
136
16%
Chaos (Chaos Legions/Chaos Daemons)
93
11%
 
Total votes : 860

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Postby Tagmatium » Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:51 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:Except the Orks on Octarius have forced the Tyranids into a brutal gridlock, and the Orks are getting an exponential supply of reinforcements from Boyz travelling far and wide and from their own spores.

Also, I really don't think that the old Ork fluff is invalid just yet, as it has yet to be contradicted. It isn't so much that they're an extragalactic species, just that Imperial scouting vessels that have explored the outer edges of other galaxies have found Orks to be living in them.

Not trying to sound like a massive cunt, but it's probably beyond us. I'd probably put my money on the 'Nids. Not sure why, as I've been an Ork player in the past and I dislike the 'Nids.

Whilst the Orks do their sporin' thing, the 'Nids are probably dragging their own reinforcements in in a similar, albeit more grisly, manner.

Also, does anyone remember from where that "Orks are in other galaxies" comes from? I mean, specifically?
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Postby Indeos » Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:52 pm

Volmachtia wrote:
Indeos wrote:
They're involved, but didn't start the war. An Inquisitor did, actually, and the war probably won't end any time soon.

It's sad that our first attempt at grand-scale manipulation of events turns into a galaxy-scale war.


Eh, the humans seem to be prone to creating war and little else.
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Postby Volmachtia » Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:53 pm

Tagmatium wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Except the Orks on Octarius have forced the Tyranids into a brutal gridlock, and the Orks are getting an exponential supply of reinforcements from Boyz travelling far and wide and from their own spores.

Also, I really don't think that the old Ork fluff is invalid just yet, as it has yet to be contradicted. It isn't so much that they're an extragalactic species, just that Imperial scouting vessels that have explored the outer edges of other galaxies have found Orks to be living in them.

Not trying to sound like a massive cunt, but it's probably beyond us. I'd probably put my money on the 'Nids. Not sure why, as I've been an Ork player in the past and I dislike the 'Nids.

Whilst the Orks do their sporin' thing, the 'Nids are probably dragging their own reinforcements in in a similar, albeit more grisly, manner.

Also, does anyone remember from where that "Orks are in other galaxies" comes from? I mean, specifically?

I looked it up and apparently it comes from one of the older Ork Codexes, not sure if GW has retconned it or not.

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Postby Tagmatium » Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:54 pm

Indeos wrote:
Volmachtia wrote:It's sad that our first attempt at grand-scale manipulation of events turns into a galaxy-scale war.


Eh, the humans seem to be prone to creating war and little else.

Kryptmann's to blame.
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Postby Indeos » Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:55 pm

Tagmatium wrote:
Indeos wrote:
Eh, the humans seem to be prone to creating war and little else.

Kryptmann's to blame.


Only in this case.
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Postby Tagmatium » Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:57 pm

Indeos wrote:
Tagmatium wrote:Kryptmann's to blame.

Only in this case.

Oddly enough, the image of Kryptmann on Lexicanum isn't of Kryptmann - I'll have to check which Inquisitor it is tomorrow, as my housemate who has the 2nd Edition book that that image is in is in bed.

But that is from a shithot two page story about genestealer infiltration.
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Postby Indeos » Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:58 pm

Tagmatium wrote:
Indeos wrote:Only in this case.

Oddly enough, the image of Kryptmann on Lexicanum isn't of Kryptmann - I'll have to check which Inquisitor it is tomorrow, as my housemate who has the 2nd Edition book that that image is in is in bed.

But that is from a shithot two page story about genestealer infiltration.


What's up with the Inquisitor who's a horse, by the way? I'll try to find the Lexicanum page...
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:59 pm

Indeos wrote:What's up with the Inquisitor who's a horse, by the way? I'll try to find the Lexicanum page...

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Postby Indeos » Wed Aug 22, 2012 8:02 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Indeos wrote:What's up with the Inquisitor who's a horse, by the way? I'll try to find the Lexicanum page...

Did a High Lord of Terra become Caligula?


http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Golesh_Heldane

I have no idea. This doesn't even mention it.
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Postby Tagmatium » Wed Aug 22, 2012 8:15 pm

Indeos wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Did a High Lord of Terra become Caligula?

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Golesh_Heldane

I have no idea. This doesn't even mention it.

I did read First and Only.

Something along putting the fear into the enemy or something?

I can't remember.
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Postby Tagmatium » Wed Aug 22, 2012 8:17 pm

Ah, that picture of "Kryptmann" is actually Inquisitor Kruger, from the 2nd Edition Wargear book.

Kruger is investigating rumours of heresy in a hive's rulers, but gets more than he bargains for.
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Postby Dorlania » Wed Aug 22, 2012 9:21 pm

Tagmatium wrote:
Indeos wrote:http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Golesh_Heldane

I have no idea. This doesn't even mention it.

I did read First and Only.

Something along putting the fear into the enemy or something?

I can't remember.

iirc he made a guy shit himself
or something along those lines, i'd have to check the copy i have
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Postby Indeos » Wed Aug 22, 2012 9:27 pm

Tagmatium wrote:
Indeos wrote:http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Golesh_Heldane

I have no idea. This doesn't even mention it.

I did read First and Only.

Something along putting the fear into the enemy or something?

I can't remember.


That's still pretty wtf.

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Postby Volmachtia » Wed Aug 22, 2012 10:14 pm

Indeos wrote:
Tagmatium wrote:I did read First and Only.

Something along putting the fear into the enemy or something?

I can't remember.


That's still pretty wtf.

"Fear me, for I am horse!"

I'd imagine it would be one hell of a lot scarier in person.
Especially when he's an Inquisitor, with that whole Jedi mind-screw thing going on.

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Postby Tagmatium » Thu Aug 23, 2012 5:05 am

Volmachtia wrote:
Indeos wrote:That's still pretty wtf.

"Fear me, for I am horse!"

I'd imagine it would be one hell of a lot scarier in person.
Especially when he's an Inquisitor, with that whole Jedi mind-screw thing going on.

Yeah, he's supposed to be a ridiculously powerful psyker.

If it were anyone else, you could play pratical jokes with horse-themes, such as giving them a bale of straw to eat.

Heldane would probably turn your brain inside out if you tried to do it.
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Postby Kouralia » Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:02 am

Hmm, if my army's already painted in a largely dark green (p. much Rifles Green) shade, will it be possible to spray it white or something, then repaint it in white and gold shades?

I'm just worrying that if I were o try and do that then it might go horribly wrong...
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Postby Elan Valleys » Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:06 am

Kouralia wrote:Hmm, if my army's already painted in a largely dark green (p. much Rifles Green) shade, will it be possible to spray it white or something, then repaint it in white and gold shades?

I'm just worrying that if I were o try and do that then it might go horribly wrong...

Plastic or metal?

Nail varnish remover will strip paint from metal, or diluted dettol if plastic (assuming its the same kind (enamel) the Airfix models are painted in)

You're a lot better off removing then repainting rather than saturating it in paint.
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Postby Kouralia » Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:11 am

Elan Valleys wrote:
Kouralia wrote:Hmm, if my army's already painted in a largely dark green (p. much Rifles Green) shade, will it be possible to spray it white or something, then repaint it in white and gold shades?

I'm just worrying that if I were o try and do that then it might go horribly wrong...

Plastic or metal?

Nail varnish remover will strip paint from metal, or diluted dettol if plastic (assuming its the same kind (enamel) the Airfix models are painted in)

You're a lot better off removing then repainting rather than saturating it in paint.

Hmm, it's (IIRC) GW paints. They're mostly plastic, though I do have a few metals (a commissar, some other things).

If I'm correct in understanding that GW will be filled with Necron and other super-suped up races now, then I might just be forced to use my 500pts Leman Russ DEATH FORMATION! Otherwise, damn right I'm using Tactical Genius.

Anyway, thanks for the advice! Should I do something like soak a cloth in it, then rub down the models, or what?
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Postby Mini Miehm » Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:13 am

Kouralia wrote:
Elan Valleys wrote:Plastic or metal?

Nail varnish remover will strip paint from metal, or diluted dettol if plastic (assuming its the same kind (enamel) the Airfix models are painted in)

You're a lot better off removing then repainting rather than saturating it in paint.

Hmm, it's (IIRC) GW paints. They're mostly plastic, though I do have a few metals (a commissar, some other things).

If I'm correct in understanding that GW will be filled with Necron and other super-suped up races now, then I might just be forced to use my 500pts Leman Russ DEATH FORMATION! Otherwise, damn right I'm using Tactical Genius.

Anyway, thanks for the advice! Should I do something like soak a cloth in it, then rub down the models, or what?

Necrons aren't exactly super-suped.... Just sayin.
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Postby Elan Valleys » Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:14 am

Kouralia wrote:
Elan Valleys wrote:Plastic or metal?

Nail varnish remover will strip paint from metal, or diluted dettol if plastic (assuming its the same kind (enamel) the Airfix models are painted in)

You're a lot better off removing then repainting rather than saturating it in paint.



Anyway, thanks for the advice! Should I do something like soak a cloth in it, then rub down the models, or what?

That's what I do when I bugger up my airfix stuff.

This link maybe useful, being actual 40k figures
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Postby Kouralia » Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:15 am

Mini Miehm wrote:
Kouralia wrote:Hmm, it's (IIRC) GW paints. They're mostly plastic, though I do have a few metals (a commissar, some other things).

If I'm correct in understanding that GW will be filled with Necron and other super-suped up races now, then I might just be forced to use my 500pts Leman Russ DEATH FORMATION! Otherwise, damn right I'm using Tactical Genius.

Anyway, thanks for the advice! Should I do something like soak a cloth in it, then rub down the models, or what?

Necrons aren't exactly super-suped.... Just sayin.

Okay, whichever ones are meant to be made OTT. Grey Knights or something.
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Postby Kouralia » Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:16 am

Elan Valleys wrote:
Kouralia wrote:

Anyway, thanks for the advice! Should I do something like soak a cloth in it, then rub down the models, or what?

That's what I do when I bugger up my airfix stuff.

This link maybe useful, being actual 40k figures

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Postby Czechanada » Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:28 am

Warmachine, Gears of War, and Starcraft are all far superior to Warhammer 40K. As they say, the Emperor bro-tects.
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Postby Immoren » Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:35 am

Czechanada wrote:Warmachine, Gears of War, and Starcraft are all far superior to Warhammer 40K. As they say, the Emperor bro-tects.

What?
As in lore or as games or in what?
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Postby Wamitoria » Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:42 am

Czechanada wrote:Warmachine, Gears of War, and Starcraft are all far superior to Warhammer 40K. As they say, the Emperor bro-tects.

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