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Which faction do you belong to?

Space Marines (Includes Grey Knights and non-Codex Astartes compliant chapters)
159
18%
Imperial Guard/Inquisition (Daemon Hunters/Sisters of Battle)
236
27%
Adeptus Mechanicus
47
5%
Eldar
52
6%
Dark Eldar
19
2%
Tyranids
33
4%
Orks
40
5%
Necrons
45
5%
Tau Empire
136
16%
Chaos (Chaos Legions/Chaos Daemons)
93
11%
 
Total votes : 860

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Lunas Legion
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Postby Lunas Legion » Sun May 05, 2013 1:51 pm

G-Tech Corporation wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Orks don't feed on war, they feed on squigs and sunlight. :p


They grow on war though :P


Ork spores. Therefore, as long as Orks can fight, there will be more of them. Unlike Nids, who need to eat to reproduce...
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Konariona
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Postby Konariona » Sun May 05, 2013 1:59 pm

Lunas Legion wrote:
G-Tech Corporation wrote:
They grow on war though :P


Ork spores. Therefore, as long as Orks can fight, there will be more of them. Unlike Nids, who need to eat to reproduce...

But as long as there are Orks, the Nids can eat them :twisted:
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The Nuclear Fist
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sun May 05, 2013 3:25 pm

G-Tech Corporation wrote:They grow on war though :P

A good scrap makes a good boy 'arder.
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The Nuclear Fist
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sun May 05, 2013 3:26 pm

Konariona wrote:But as long as there are Orks, the Nids can eat them :twisted:

Assuming, of course, Tyranids win. They need victory to claim all those bodies, a defeat for them is crushing.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
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Konariona
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Postby Konariona » Sun May 05, 2013 4:38 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Konariona wrote:But as long as there are Orks, the Nids can eat them :twisted:

Assuming, of course, Tyranids win. They need victory to claim all those bodies, a defeat for them is crushing.

Naah, they can kill some Orks, and they don't need to worry about casualties, because they can hide in the surrounding territory and regain their biomass until they're strong enough again, as they did on Ghorala.
Greetings, traveler.

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Postby Dorlania » Sun May 05, 2013 7:24 pm

>tfw I got a bunch of metal guard last year
>tfw i want it to be Valhallans
GODDAMNIT
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Gideus
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Postby Gideus » Sun May 05, 2013 7:54 pm

Dorlania wrote:>tfw I got a bunch of metal guard last year
>tfw i want it to be Valhallans
GODDAMNIT


>tfw
>Elysians best guard
>Art thou enraged, battle-brother?
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Postby Dorlania » Mon May 06, 2013 4:13 am

Gideus wrote:
Dorlania wrote:>tfw I got a bunch of metal guard last year
>tfw i want it to be Valhallans
GODDAMNIT


>tfw
>Elysians best guard
>Art thou enraged, battle-brother?

le i le ain't le even le mad le
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stomping on a human face--forever"

Sardine World wrote:maintain

when you liberals cant get new technology because all the asians are dead, dont come crying to me



Samozaryadnyastan wrote:Yes, but 9gag has nothing funny or original.
insert/gender/sexuality/political alignment/disorder
the soft parade has now begun~
Unity and Solidarity
Mallorea and Riva should resign

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Lunas Legion
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Lunas Legion » Mon May 06, 2013 4:14 am

Gideus wrote:
Dorlania wrote:>tfw I got a bunch of metal guard last year
>tfw i want it to be Valhallans
GODDAMNIT


>tfw
>Elysians best guard
>Art thou enraged, battle-brother?


No, Steel Legion are best guard.
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Dorlania
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Postby Dorlania » Mon May 06, 2013 4:16 am

Lunas Legion wrote:
Gideus wrote:
>tfw
>Elysians best guard
>Art thou enraged, battle-brother?


No, Steel Legion are best guard.

ironically those are the ones i have

should have gotten mordians
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stomping on a human face--forever"

Sardine World wrote:maintain

when you liberals cant get new technology because all the asians are dead, dont come crying to me



Samozaryadnyastan wrote:Yes, but 9gag has nothing funny or original.
insert/gender/sexuality/political alignment/disorder
the soft parade has now begun~
Unity and Solidarity
Mallorea and Riva should resign

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Samuraikoku
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Postby Samuraikoku » Mon May 06, 2013 4:59 am

"When the clarion call is sounded,
I will ride out and fight in the name of liege and Lady.

Whilst I draw breath the lands bequeathed
unto me will remain untainted by evil.

Honour is all. Chivalry is all."

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Pragia
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Postby Pragia » Mon May 06, 2013 6:36 am

Hail mighty dicestorm!
Stormlord+20 various high AP weapons= some 50 dice rolls to attack once, up to 65 if standing still.

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Slorch
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Postby Slorch » Mon May 06, 2013 6:42 am

hey any one else here just find out that all characters in 40k have precision shot?
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Lunas Legion
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Postby Lunas Legion » Mon May 06, 2013 6:45 am

Pragia wrote:Hail mighty dicestorm!
Stormlord+20 various high AP weapons= some 50 dice rolls to attack once, up to 65 if standing still.



You think that's good?

Chaos has a Apoc weapon called a Doomsday Device which can drop 5 10" Str10 AP1 blasts.
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The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness
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Postby The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness » Mon May 06, 2013 6:52 am

I drop large blast template S 9 AP1 templates every turn for 35 points.
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Postby Pragia » Mon May 06, 2013 7:00 am

Lunas Legion wrote:
Pragia wrote:Hail mighty dicestorm!
Stormlord+20 various high AP weapons= some 50 dice rolls to attack once, up to 65 if standing still.



You think that's good?

Chaos has a Apoc weapon called a Doomsday Device which can drop 5 10" Str10 AP1 blasts.

1. 65= 30 S6 AP3, 12 heavy bolter shots (forgot stat) +4 S9 AP2 + 20 S8AP2 and/or S9AP2
2. This is at 1k points not apoc.

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Slorch
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Postby Slorch » Mon May 06, 2013 7:32 am

aren't stormlords apoc only?(it has structure points dose it not?)
"... Ultramarines never have to deal with shit like that. Then again, they are the Ultramarines. Rebels don't surrender out of fear of them, they surrender because the last they want is another lecture about their prowess in battle."- AETEN II
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Samuraikoku
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Postby Samuraikoku » Mon May 06, 2013 7:42 am

Yesterday I was playing Battle March.

What can you expect from an Ork Warband that beats the crap out of VIKINGS THAT WORSHIP KHORNE?

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The Nuclear Fist
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Mon May 06, 2013 8:10 am

Samuraikoku wrote:Yesterday I was playing Battle March.

What can you expect from an Ork Warband that beats the crap out of VIKINGS THAT WORSHIP KHORNE?

I own that.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE

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Pragia
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Postby Pragia » Mon May 06, 2013 8:53 am

Slorch wrote:aren't stormlords apoc only?(it has structure points dose it not?)

Yes, but my local place is generally accepting of non-codex compliant games.

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Postby Slorch » Mon May 06, 2013 9:01 am

Pragia wrote:
Slorch wrote:aren't stormlords apoc only?(it has structure points dose it not?)

Yes, but my local place is generally accepting of non-codex compliant games.

oh in that case carry on( just don't come running to me when rail guns kill in first turn :)
"... Ultramarines never have to deal with shit like that. Then again, they are the Ultramarines. Rebels don't surrender out of fear of them, they surrender because the last they want is another lecture about their prowess in battle."- AETEN II
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Nua Corda wrote:click the 'wrote' button.

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Pragia
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Postby Pragia » Mon May 06, 2013 9:02 am

Slorch wrote:
Pragia wrote:Yes, but my local place is generally accepting of non-codex compliant games.

oh in that case carry on( just don't come running to me when rail guns kill in first turn :)

That's usually my position (main tau)

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Konariona
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Postby Konariona » Mon May 06, 2013 9:51 am

Pragia wrote:Hail mighty dicestorm!
Stormlord+20 various high AP weapons= some 50 dice rolls to attack once, up to 65 if standing still.

Dicestorm?
You want to talk about dicestorm?
Try around 600 some-odd dice between a dozen Hormagaunt swarms engaged in CC with Rage.
Greetings, traveler.

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G-Tech Corporation
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Postby G-Tech Corporation » Mon May 06, 2013 9:52 am

Konariona wrote:
Pragia wrote:Hail mighty dicestorm!
Stormlord+20 various high AP weapons= some 50 dice rolls to attack once, up to 65 if standing still.

Dicestorm?
You want to talk about dicestorm?
Try around 600 some-odd dice between a dozen Hormagaunt swarms engaged in CC with Rage.


If only those dice could damage anything :P
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