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by Arkania 5 » Sat Oct 06, 2012 4:50 pm
Allanea wrote:evil shithole of a country

by Wisconsin9 » Sat Oct 06, 2012 4:57 pm

by Arkania 5 » Sat Oct 06, 2012 4:58 pm
Allanea wrote:evil shithole of a country

by AETEN II » Sat Oct 06, 2012 5:19 pm
Wisconsin9 wrote:Guess who just won a science victory?
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."

by Wisconsin9 » Sat Oct 06, 2012 5:35 pm

by AETEN II » Sat Oct 06, 2012 6:07 pm
Wisconsin9 wrote:AETEN II wrote:Guess who just declared Exterminatus and went back to their Washington game and took over everything?
Victory via total domination.
That's what I'm headed for next.
Oh yeah, guess what civ I just turned into a radioactive wasteland and conquered? Hint: it's starts with an F, ends with an e, and rhymes with Prance.
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."

by The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Sat Oct 06, 2012 6:09 pm
AETEN II wrote:Wisconsin9 wrote:That's what I'm headed for next.
Oh yeah, guess what civ I just turned into a radioactive wasteland and conquered? Hint: it's starts with an F, ends with an e, and rhymes with Prance.
My newest game actually is France, and from now on I'm using it. They kick ass. I started in Brazil, captured two city state settlers before they could found their cities, then wound up jammed between the Russians and Siam. I mustered up a massive army of catapults, archers, and scouts, then sacked Russia completely. Also, I'm laughing because in every game I play, Arabia always seems to want to be a bro. I had a scout sail up to my nation and ask for a declaration of friendship even though it was the first encounter.
Of course, nothing lasts, because you just declare war once, despite the fact that Russia was also getting close to declaring war on me, and suddenly you're a warmongering monster that the freakin' Huns denounce. I still take that as a compliment.

by Wisconsin9 » Sat Oct 06, 2012 6:22 pm
AETEN II wrote:Wisconsin9 wrote:That's what I'm headed for next.
Oh yeah, guess what civ I just turned into a radioactive wasteland and conquered? Hint: it's starts with an F, ends with an e, and rhymes with Prance.
My newest game actually is France, and from now on I'm using it. They kick ass. I started in Brazil, captured two city state settlers before they could found their cities, then wound up jammed between the Russians and Siam. I mustered up a massive army of catapults, archers, and scouts, then sacked Russia completely. Also, I'm laughing because in every game I play, Arabia always seems to want to be a bro. I had a scout sail up to my nation and ask for a declaration of friendship even though it was the first encounter.
Of course, nothing lasts, because you just declare war once, despite the fact that Russia was also getting close to declaring war on me, and suddenly you're a warmongering monster that the freakin' Huns denounce. I still take that as a compliment.

by AETEN II » Sat Oct 06, 2012 6:24 pm
Wisconsin9 wrote:AETEN II wrote:My newest game actually is France, and from now on I'm using it. They kick ass. I started in Brazil, captured two city state settlers before they could found their cities, then wound up jammed between the Russians and Siam. I mustered up a massive army of catapults, archers, and scouts, then sacked Russia completely. Also, I'm laughing because in every game I play, Arabia always seems to want to be a bro. I had a scout sail up to my nation and ask for a declaration of friendship even though it was the first encounter.
Of course, nothing lasts, because you just declare war once, despite the fact that Russia was also getting close to declaring war on me, and suddenly you're a warmongering monster that the freakin' Huns denounce. I still take that as a compliment.
The Huns?
*guiltily looks at my third city*
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."

by Wisconsin9 » Sat Oct 06, 2012 6:28 pm
AETEN II wrote:
Also, with my French game, I reached the Middle Ages by B.C. 472, and the Renaissance by A.D. 23 or something. And I've got ten cities or so and a shitton of food. I chopped down the entire Amazon Rainforest to make way for farms galore.

by AETEN II » Sat Oct 06, 2012 6:30 pm
Wisconsin9 wrote:AETEN II wrote:Also, with my French game, I reached the Middle Ages by B.C. 472, and the Renaissance by A.D. 23 or something. And I've got ten cities or so and a shitton of food. I chopped down the entire Amazon Rainforest to make way for farms galore.
...What difficulty are you playing on?
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."

by Wisconsin9 » Sat Oct 06, 2012 6:33 pm
AETEN II wrote:Wisconsin9 wrote:...What difficulty are you playing on?
3. I forget what it's called. I just went one direction in my tree and caught up via social policies and wonders of the world to get free stuff. Also caught up in the other side of the tree via research agreements. So now I've got Musketeers while everyone else is using Archers.
Fuck yeah.

by The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Sat Oct 06, 2012 6:35 pm
Wisconsin9 wrote:AETEN II wrote:3. I forget what it's called. I just went one direction in my tree and caught up via social policies and wonders of the world to get free stuff. Also caught up in the other side of the tree via research agreements. So now I've got Musketeers while everyone else is using Archers.
Fuck yeah.
I think it's called Warlord. And wow. I've never even done that well on Settler.

by Wisconsin9 » Sat Oct 06, 2012 6:39 pm

by The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Sat Oct 06, 2012 6:42 pm

by AETEN II » Sat Oct 06, 2012 6:43 pm
Wisconsin9 wrote:AETEN II wrote:3. I forget what it's called. I just went one direction in my tree and caught up via social policies and wonders of the world to get free stuff. Also caught up in the other side of the tree via research agreements. So now I've got Musketeers while everyone else is using Archers.
Fuck yeah.
I think it's called Warlord. And wow. I've never even done that well on Settler.
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."

by Wisconsin9 » Sat Oct 06, 2012 7:22 pm
AETEN II wrote:Wisconsin9 wrote:I think it's called Warlord. And wow. I've never even done that well on Settler.
Whenever I play a Civ V game now, I run stuff like its Soviet Russia. Hordes of workers making endless stuff. You don't get a lot of gold at the start, but it pays out in the end as you end up with a crazy amount of resources. Then when you're done building up everything, liquify your workforce. When I was done, rainforest was cleared, farms were everywhere, and I was getting a hundred gold a turn. Plus I had a massive army. My typical strategy in RTS's works well in Civ. I focus on building and researching stuff ASAP, then build units when I have good stuff.
It was also funny when I attacked Russia, as my nation was maxed out so I needed more room. So I attacked them (they were already hostile, denunciations went both ways) and lost a ton of guys at the start, several catapults and numerous archers, as well as my general. Then I simply bought a new wave.
Also, I've currently setting up an outpost city in Latin America. When I build that up, I'll expand into America. Huns be damned.
Also, despite South America being pretty cramped, I like the starting spot. Because of the mountains, I can't be attacked from the West, period.
Also, always play with raging Barbarians. Gives you something to do.

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Trotskylvania wrote:Political analogies are like bullshit. It doesn't matter how pretty or elegant you try to make them, it's still a lump of bullshit at the end of the day.
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