Canterlot Castle: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

[Wisconsin9]

Quid, I'll need to see a copy of that smut for official inspection.

Just to check if it's safe, of course.

Of course.

[Ifreann]

Gak smut especially never changes.

I think we've all learned something today.

Something important. Something about Gak.

[Quidomne]

Less smut? Nonsense!

GET YOUR SMUT RIGHT HERE! FRESH AND READY!

WANT!

More Smut, Less Filling!

Smut: Melts in your mouth, N-wait.

Thanks for the smut quindomne! As far as canterlot garden smut is concerned, Quin is the Larry Flynt of clop dumps!

I need a cigar, then. And liquor. And a nice suit. And fresh, virile mares, ready to-OK I'll stop now.

you'd make a lovable tentacle monster,Quid.

That is the strangest compliment I have ever gotten. Thank you...?

Quid, I'll need to see a copy of that smut for official inspection.

Of course, sir. There you go.

Just to check if it's safe, of course.

Hey. Safety first.

I think we've all learned something today.

Something important. Something about Gak.

Gak is Magic.

[Nationalist State of Knox]

It's no good, I can't cant do it. If I did make such a speech, it would be ridiculously sexualised, degrading and humiliating.

Give me a better "X has changed" thing, pl0x

The "X has changed" meme has changed.

The "X has changed" meme has changed.

It's no longer about originality, humour or wit. It's an endless series of philosophical speeches, made by MGS fans trying to be funny. The "X has changed" meme, and its consumption of time, has become a well-oiled machine.

The "X has changed" meme has changed.

ID tagged fanboys use ID tagged computers, use ID tagged keyboards. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their creativity. Creativity control. Originality control. Humour control. Wit control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control.

The "X has changed" meme has changed. The age of humour has become the age of control. All in the name of providing cheap unoriginal responses on Internet forums. And he who controls originality, controls the forums.

The "X has changed" meme has changed.

When originality is under total control, the "X has changed" meme... becomes routine.

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*Takes a bow*

Thank you, I'll be here all evening.

[Ovisterra]

Just to check if it's safe, of course.

Of course.

Wis, always looking out for us.

[Soxastan]

Very good question.

[Ifreann]

Very good question.

Holocaust'd.

[Ovisterra]

Very good question.

Crystal is too heavy to fly with. It also doesn't conduct magical energy very well.

[Ifreann]

Very good question.

Crystal is too heavy to fly with. It also doesn't conduct magical energy very well.

Which is why the Crystal Hear is made of Gak.

[Khornate Worshippers]

Alternately, the crystal ponies are another subset of ponies, like Earth, Pegasus, and Unicorn ponies.

[Wilgrove]

Applejack, forgettable as always.

Applejack is best background pony.

[Wilgrove]

Gak smut especially never changes.

I think we've all learned something today.

I would also like to see this smut, for official smut inspection.

[Wilgrove]

Very good question.

I don't think Crystal wings would be flexible enough to fly.

[Ceffyltir]

Cheffy, I have something for you.

Analytical Proof of Applejack's Superiority.jpg

True science facts right there.

Lyra Time.

She's watching my little human friendship is magic again

That would be a terrible show.

Ceffy quality image dump. awesome

Cheffy, I have something for you.

Trust me, call him Ceffy. cheffy has some weird definitions in urban dictionary

what

you'd make a lovable tentacle monster,Quid.

[Khornate Worshippers]

Applejack, forgettable as always.

Applejack is best background pony.

...Agreed.

[Ovisterra]

Crystal is too heavy to fly with. It also doesn't conduct magical energy very well.

Which is why the Crystal Hear is made of Gak.

It's a conspiracy.

Someone needs to make a picture of the Ancient Aliens guy saying "Gak"

[Khornate Worshippers]

[Nationalist State of Knox]

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Wis, prepare the flamethrowers.

[Ifreann]

In re the pony app:

If you need any more incentive to cheat, remember this.

Items needed to beat the game (story quests) and are non-skippable:

Rarity (90 gems)
Fancy Pants (100 gems)
Quills & Sofas (100 gems)
Large Clock Tower (340 gems)
Fleetfoot (450 gems)
Rainbow Dash (500 gems)
Town Hall (600 gems)
Shining Armor (650 gems)
Cadance (650 gems)

For a total of 3480 gems, about $260 dollars. This list is correct, I double checked with ingame store prices (offline) and the quest list extracted from game files. If you're playing this legit, only using daily bonuses, this would take 5800 days or almost 16 years of playing every day.

If you were to use a cheat engine to lock your level and constantly get +2 gems from levelling up, I (generously) estimate 6 gems per 10 seconds. You would need to continuously press "ok" on the screen for 9 hours straight to get enough gems.

That's not including the 31 or so gems needed to skip other gem quests.

Cheating is so tempting...

[Wilgrove]

[Ifreann]

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NO U, Cracked.

[Quidomne]

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Wis, prepare the flamethrowers.

This.

In re the pony app:

If you need any more incentive to cheat, remember this.

Items needed to beat the game (story quests) and are non-skippable:

Rarity (90 gems)
Fancy Pants (100 gems)
Quills & Sofas (100 gems)
Large Clock Tower (340 gems)
Fleetfoot (450 gems)
Rainbow Dash (500 gems)
Town Hall (600 gems)
Shining Armor (650 gems)
Cadance (650 gems)

For a total of 3480 gems, about $260 dollars. This list is correct, I double checked with ingame store prices (offline) and the quest list extracted from game files. If you're playing this legit, only using daily bonuses, this would take 5800 days or almost 16 years of playing every day.

If you were to use a cheat engine to lock your level and constantly get +2 gems from levelling up, I (generously) estimate 6 gems per 10 seconds. You would need to continuously press "ok" on the screen for 9 hours straight to get enough gems.

That's not including the 31 or so gems needed to skip other gem quests.

Cheating is so tempting...

Or you could, you know, do other stuff.

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[Nationalist State of Knox]

In re the pony app:

If you need any more incentive to cheat, remember this.

Items needed to beat the game (story quests) and are non-skippable:

Rarity (90 gems)
Fancy Pants (100 gems)
Quills & Sofas (100 gems)
Large Clock Tower (340 gems)
Fleetfoot (450 gems)
Rainbow Dash (500 gems)
Town Hall (600 gems)
Shining Armor (650 gems)
Cadance (650 gems)

For a total of 3480 gems, about $260 dollars. This list is correct, I double checked with ingame store prices (offline) and the quest list extracted from game files. If you're playing this legit, only using daily bonuses, this would take 5800 days or almost 16 years of playing every day.

If you were to use a cheat engine to lock your level and constantly get +2 gems from levelling up, I (generously) estimate 6 gems per 10 seconds. You would need to continuously press "ok" on the screen for 9 hours straight to get enough gems.

That's not including the 31 or so gems needed to skip other gem quests.

Cheating is so tempting...

What is this "cheat engine" you speak of?

[Ifreann]

In re the pony app:

Cheating is so tempting...

Or you could, you know, do other stuff.

Nonsense.

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In re the pony app:

Cheating is so tempting...

What is this "cheat engine" you speak of?

Some class of hackery.

[Nationalist State of Knox]

What is this "cheat engine" you speak of?

Some class of hackery.

Teach me, Master Ifreann.