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by Weslyria » Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:20 am
by Retro Lyra » Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:25 am
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Retro Lyra wrote:So, does this mean that since I'm white and my boyfriend is spanish he's going to rob all my money from me, scream "Hasta la vista!", and drive off into the sunset in a stolen car? Good to know.
Any time now, Lyra. Any time. Watch your car keys.
And your weed stash.
And your bedroom door. Chances are, he'll rape you first, the Genocidal Bastard.
Equestrian States wrote:Retro Lyra is actually an all-female corporation of puppet-manufacturers.
by Retro Lyra » Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:27 am
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Retro Lyra wrote:So, does this mean that since I'm white and my boyfriend is spanish he's going to rob all my money from me, scream "Hasta la vista!", and drive off into the sunset in a stolen car? Good to know.
Any time now, Lyra. Any time. Watch your car keys.
And your weed stash.
And your bedroom door. Chances are, he'll rape you first, the Genocidal Bastard.
Equestrian States wrote:Retro Lyra is actually an all-female corporation of puppet-manufacturers.
by Katganistan » Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:27 am
Fallout Rebels wrote:Attention seeking little girls...
by Retro Lyra » Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:31 am
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Retro Lyra wrote:So, does this mean that since I'm white and my boyfriend is spanish he's going to rob all my money from me, scream "Hasta la vista!", and drive off into the sunset in a stolen car? Good to know.
Any time now, Lyra. Any time. Watch your car keys.
And your weed stash.
And your bedroom door. Chances are, he'll rape you first, the Genocidal Bastard.
Equestrian States wrote:Retro Lyra is actually an all-female corporation of puppet-manufacturers.
by Quidomne » Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:32 am
Retro Lyra wrote:Picture this: a brown haired irish/german gal lays down in bed. It's eleven PM. At such an hour, her mind goes dirty. Perhaps it is instinct, seeing as its a small bed and the room is dim. So, of course, the fantasies pour in. She is thinking of her boyfirend, and enjoying it too, when she lets her mind off its leash a little further. What happens, you ask?
She suddenly gets images in her head about her and her boyfriend as ponies doing...eh, subsitute what you will.
Confound these ponies, making their way into my sexual fantasies.
Retro Lyra wrote:Better yet, why can't we all be ponies?
Nationalist State of Knox wrote:And I'm not new, I was just very...quiet...
Retro Lyra wrote:Have you ever considered drawing porn of your ponyfied self and clopping to i-WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING.
Retro Lyra wrote:I think I cracked a rib from the D'awww
Camelza wrote:Vive la Fancy!
by Retro Lyra » Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:35 am
Quidomne wrote:That was scary.
But now we're here. In Canterlot.
*snuggles in thread*Retro Lyra wrote:Picture this: a brown haired irish/german gal lays down in bed. It's eleven PM. At such an hour, her mind goes dirty. Perhaps it is instinct, seeing as its a small bed and the room is dim. So, of course, the fantasies pour in. She is thinking of her boyfirend, and enjoying it too, when she lets her mind off its leash a little further. What happens, you ask?
She suddenly gets images in her head about her and her boyfriend as ponies doing...eh, subsitute what you will.
Confound these ponies, making their way into my sexual fantasies.
Mmm...good start.Retro Lyra wrote:Better yet, why can't we all be ponies?
That is a question we have all asked ourselves at one point or another.Nationalist State of Knox wrote:And I'm not new, I was just very...quiet...
Yes, Knox is not new.
I like Knox. Knox is nice pony.Retro Lyra wrote:Have you ever considered drawing porn of your ponyfied self and clopping to i-WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING.
Well, I think we know what's on your mind.Retro Lyra wrote:I think I cracked a rib from the D'awww
>Alicorn Vinyl
Wat.Camelza wrote:Vive la Fancy!
"This video is a response to Pinkie Pie's Communist Party"
...
The Soviet Anthem is the best national anthem ever.
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Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Retro Lyra wrote:So, does this mean that since I'm white and my boyfriend is spanish he's going to rob all my money from me, scream "Hasta la vista!", and drive off into the sunset in a stolen car? Good to know.
Any time now, Lyra. Any time. Watch your car keys.
And your weed stash.
And your bedroom door. Chances are, he'll rape you first, the Genocidal Bastard.
Equestrian States wrote:Retro Lyra is actually an all-female corporation of puppet-manufacturers.
by Quidomne » Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:40 am
by Retro Lyra » Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:40 am
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Retro Lyra wrote:So, does this mean that since I'm white and my boyfriend is spanish he's going to rob all my money from me, scream "Hasta la vista!", and drive off into the sunset in a stolen car? Good to know.
Any time now, Lyra. Any time. Watch your car keys.
And your weed stash.
And your bedroom door. Chances are, he'll rape you first, the Genocidal Bastard.
Equestrian States wrote:Retro Lyra is actually an all-female corporation of puppet-manufacturers.
by Ceffyltir » Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:43 am
by Retro Lyra » Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:44 am
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Retro Lyra wrote:So, does this mean that since I'm white and my boyfriend is spanish he's going to rob all my money from me, scream "Hasta la vista!", and drive off into the sunset in a stolen car? Good to know.
Any time now, Lyra. Any time. Watch your car keys.
And your weed stash.
And your bedroom door. Chances are, he'll rape you first, the Genocidal Bastard.
Equestrian States wrote:Retro Lyra is actually an all-female corporation of puppet-manufacturers.
by Retro Lyra » Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:46 am
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Retro Lyra wrote:So, does this mean that since I'm white and my boyfriend is spanish he's going to rob all my money from me, scream "Hasta la vista!", and drive off into the sunset in a stolen car? Good to know.
Any time now, Lyra. Any time. Watch your car keys.
And your weed stash.
And your bedroom door. Chances are, he'll rape you first, the Genocidal Bastard.
Equestrian States wrote:Retro Lyra is actually an all-female corporation of puppet-manufacturers.
by Immoren » Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:46 am
discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there
by Quidomne » Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:50 am
by Immoren » Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:51 am
Camelza wrote:stop posting
when I delete my post I want the person above me to do the same all the way to Lyra's post ..can we do that?
discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there
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