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Retro Lyra
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Postby Retro Lyra » Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:27 pm

Quidomne wrote:


Dat flank.

Retro Lyra wrote:Uh...wat


Don't lie. You liked it.

HAHA! Relevant.


That one's quite pretty. :)
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Retro Lyra wrote:So, does this mean that since I'm white and my boyfriend is spanish he's going to rob all my money from me, scream "Hasta la vista!", and drive off into the sunset in a stolen car? Good to know.

Any time now, Lyra. Any time. Watch your car keys.

And your weed stash.

And your bedroom door. Chances are, he'll rape you first, the Genocidal Bastard.

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Postby Quidomne » Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:28 pm



Ponified Sir Mix-A-Lot.

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Postby Olthar » Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:28 pm


Ha! Nice. :lol:
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Postby Retro Lyra » Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:29 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:

Well, we don't have them in my specific area of Kentucky.


Ifreann wrote:In point of fact you cannot perform ballet.

If I wanted to, I totally could. But I don't want to. Hell, it can't be that hard.


Tell that to any dancer and if they don't slap you, they'll burst out laughing.
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Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:So, does this mean that since I'm white and my boyfriend is spanish he's going to rob all my money from me, scream "Hasta la vista!", and drive off into the sunset in a stolen car? Good to know.

Any time now, Lyra. Any time. Watch your car keys.

And your weed stash.

And your bedroom door. Chances are, he'll rape you first, the Genocidal Bastard.

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Postby Ifreann » Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:31 pm

Quidomne wrote:


Ponified Sir Mix-A-Lot.

Make it happen.

He likes big flanks, and he cannot lie. You other stallions can't deny...
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Postby Xiscapia » Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:32 pm

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Lyra looks so...unenthused.

Well, duh. That isn't Bon-Bon, so of course she isn't that excited about it.


You have a point there.
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Postby Retro Lyra » Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:32 pm

Why are we all after Olthar's body again? :eyebrow:
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Retro Lyra wrote:So, does this mean that since I'm white and my boyfriend is spanish he's going to rob all my money from me, scream "Hasta la vista!", and drive off into the sunset in a stolen car? Good to know.

Any time now, Lyra. Any time. Watch your car keys.

And your weed stash.

And your bedroom door. Chances are, he'll rape you first, the Genocidal Bastard.

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Postby Olthar » Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:32 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Ifreann wrote:In point of fact you cannot perform ballet.

If I wanted to, I totally could. But I don't want to. Hell, it can't be that hard.

You must undergo years of rigorous physical and mental training starting from an early age. You must hone your body to its physical peak and must memorize the movements so thoroughly that they are completely second nature. In a phrase, you must achieve bodily perfection to have even a sliver of a hope of a chance to become a professional. Ballet is, quite literally, one of the most difficult things you can possibly do, even more so than figure skating.
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Postby Ifreann » Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:33 pm

Retro Lyra wrote:Why are we all after Olthar's body again? :eyebrow:

It's made of chocolate and heroin.
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Postby Ceffyltir » Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:34 pm

Retro Lyra wrote:Why are we all after Olthar's body again? :eyebrow:

Not all of us.
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Postby Retro Lyra » Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:34 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:Why are we all after Olthar's body again? :eyebrow:

It's made of chocolate and heroin.


What type of chocolate? The crappy type you'd buy in a poor neighborhood deli because you feel bad leaving without buying anything and you don't trust the meat products or the type that gives you orgasms upon biting?
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Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:So, does this mean that since I'm white and my boyfriend is spanish he's going to rob all my money from me, scream "Hasta la vista!", and drive off into the sunset in a stolen car? Good to know.

Any time now, Lyra. Any time. Watch your car keys.

And your weed stash.

And your bedroom door. Chances are, he'll rape you first, the Genocidal Bastard.

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Postby Ifreann » Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:35 pm

Ceffyltir wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:Why are we all after Olthar's body again? :eyebrow:

Not all of us.

You don't like chocolate OR heroin? Ceffy, you weird.
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Retro Lyra
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Postby Retro Lyra » Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:35 pm

Ceffyltir wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:Why are we all after Olthar's body again? :eyebrow:

Not all of us.


I thought that resistance was futile? :blink:
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Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:So, does this mean that since I'm white and my boyfriend is spanish he's going to rob all my money from me, scream "Hasta la vista!", and drive off into the sunset in a stolen car? Good to know.

Any time now, Lyra. Any time. Watch your car keys.

And your weed stash.

And your bedroom door. Chances are, he'll rape you first, the Genocidal Bastard.

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Postby Ifreann » Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:36 pm

Retro Lyra wrote:
Ifreann wrote:It's made of chocolate and heroin.


What type of chocolate? The crappy type you'd buy in a poor neighborhood deli because you feel bad leaving without buying anything and you don't trust the meat products or the type that gives you orgasms upon biting?

Depends what part of her you bite, I dare say.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:37 pm

Ifreann wrote:You don't travel for your hobby? Shame.

Travel usually requires a car. And a license. Something I have neither of.


Ifreann wrote:Alas, you'll never know.

Damn right I won't.
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Postby Ceffyltir » Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:39 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Ceffyltir wrote:Not all of us.

You don't like chocolate OR heroin? Ceffy, you weird.

I was speaking the truth.

And I love chocolate. A little too much, in fact.

Retro Lyra wrote:
Ceffyltir wrote:Not all of us.


I thought that resistance was futile? :blink:

That only applies for joining the herd.
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Postby Retro Lyra » Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:41 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:
What type of chocolate? The crappy type you'd buy in a poor neighborhood deli because you feel bad leaving without buying anything and you don't trust the meat products or the type that gives you orgasms upon biting?

Depends what part of her you bite, I dare say.


Which part do you reccomend?
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Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:So, does this mean that since I'm white and my boyfriend is spanish he's going to rob all my money from me, scream "Hasta la vista!", and drive off into the sunset in a stolen car? Good to know.

Any time now, Lyra. Any time. Watch your car keys.

And your weed stash.

And your bedroom door. Chances are, he'll rape you first, the Genocidal Bastard.

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Postby Ameriganastan » Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:42 pm

Olthar wrote: Ballet is, quite literally, one of the most difficult things you can possibly do, even more so than figure skating.

:rofl:
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Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
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Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
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Postby Retro Lyra » Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:45 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Olthar wrote: Ballet is, quite literally, one of the most difficult things you can possibly do, even more so than figure skating.

:rofl:


Then let's see you do ballet. And don't give me that "I don't wanna" bullcrap. If you're so sure of yourself, do it.
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Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:So, does this mean that since I'm white and my boyfriend is spanish he's going to rob all my money from me, scream "Hasta la vista!", and drive off into the sunset in a stolen car? Good to know.

Any time now, Lyra. Any time. Watch your car keys.

And your weed stash.

And your bedroom door. Chances are, he'll rape you first, the Genocidal Bastard.

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Postby Ameriganastan » Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:47 pm

Retro Lyra wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote: :rofl:


Then let's see you do ballet. And don't give me that "I don't wanna" bullcrap. If you're so sure of yourself, do it.

Maybe I will.
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Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
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Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
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Postby Retro Lyra » Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:48 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:
Then let's see you do ballet. And don't give me that "I don't wanna" bullcrap. If you're so sure of yourself, do it.

Maybe I will.


Then by all means, friend. Get the video camera ready and choose the easiest portion of Swan Lake. I'll be waiting. :p

Stumbled upon this. Damn these ponies, they make their ways into my google searches!
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Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:So, does this mean that since I'm white and my boyfriend is spanish he's going to rob all my money from me, scream "Hasta la vista!", and drive off into the sunset in a stolen car? Good to know.

Any time now, Lyra. Any time. Watch your car keys.

And your weed stash.

And your bedroom door. Chances are, he'll rape you first, the Genocidal Bastard.

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Postby Mavorpen » Wed Jul 18, 2012 7:00 pm

Retro Lyra wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Maybe I will.


Then by all means, friend. Get the video camera ready and choose the easiest portion of Swan Lake. I'll be waiting. :p

Stumbled upon this. Damn these ponies, they make their ways into my google searches!


Pinkie looks like she's been pleasure by a nice big...
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Postby Atomosea » Wed Jul 18, 2012 7:03 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Ifreann wrote:I'm sure you wouldn't want to, but regardless, you aren't able to. I doubt you'd be strong or coordinated enough. Most people wouldn't. But I'm sure that you'll be fine as long as you keep pretending that it's girly and therefore beneath you.

Excuse me, are you calling some pansies in tights stronger than me? Bull-crap. I'm pretty sure I'm stronger than whatever effeminate sadsack they got dancing in the Nutcracker.

Are you aware of how hard it is to go en pointe? The horrors you'll endure if you do it wrong? Blisters, bursitis, cracked toenails, ingrown toenails, cuts, plantar fasciitis, Achilles tendinitis, exostosis, stress fractures, the list goes on and on?
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Postby Olthar » Wed Jul 18, 2012 7:03 pm


I could swear I've seen that before, but I just can't remember...
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Postby Ceffyltir » Wed Jul 18, 2012 7:05 pm

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