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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:37 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:

I have a PM that can disprove that. Who wants?

How can I say no?

Quidomne wrote:
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"Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I learned that it is not appropriate to touch a stripper, even if you're just curious because you've never seen a stallion down there before and you didn't mean anything sexual by it. Stallions aren't sexual objects, even if they're being paid, they're ponies, with feelings.

You Faithful Student,
Twilight Sparkle

P.S. I am dictating this to a guard in Ponyville Jail, where I'm being held with Pinkie Pie on charges of sexual assault, assaulting a Royal Guard, public indecency, resisting arrest, soliciting prostitution, holding a parade without a permit, and contributing to the corruption of a minor(Spike). If you could reply with a royal pardon I'd be eternally grateful."


Twily and Pinkie learned their lesson. Celestia would totally grant that pardon.

Hell, I'd grant it just to get the whole story.
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Postby Quidomne » Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:37 pm

Olthar wrote:
Quidomne wrote:That was actually the 1200's, but I digress.

A few merchants still accept fucks, but they are rare. Luna must have connections.

Or that dolphin is from 1000 years ago...


But...it's animatronic...

Ameriganastan wrote:

I have a PM that can disprove that. Who wants?


I am always willing to be proven wrong.

Send it here.
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:37 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:

I have a PM that can disprove that. Who wants?


Sure.
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Postby Olthar » Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:39 pm

That picture doesn't really count because they quite obviously tried to minimize the derp eyes as much as possible. Find one that goes balls-out and has the derp eyes on full display while still being hot, and then we'll talk.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:41 pm

Olthar wrote:That picture doesn't really count because they quite obviously tried to minimize the derp eyes as much as possible. Find one that goes balls-out and has the derp eyes on full display while still being hot, and then we'll talk.

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Postby Quidomne » Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:41 pm

Olthar wrote:That picture doesn't really count because they quite obviously tried to minimize the derp eyes as much as possible. Find one that goes balls-out and has the derp eyes on full display while still being hot, and then we'll talk.


Yeah...
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Postby Ifreann » Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:42 pm

Olthar wrote:That picture doesn't really count because they quite obviously tried to minimize the derp eyes as much as possible. Find one that goes balls-out and has the derp eyes on full display while still being hot, and then we'll talk.

Needs more derp. *nods*
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Postby Quidomne » Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:44 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:Challenge Accepted.


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Postby New Naephak » Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:44 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:I have a PM that can disprove that. Who wants?


Want.
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Postby Genivaria » Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:46 pm

Was browsing The-Orater's Deviant art account (the girl who made Sabotage Valkyrie) and I found these lovely gems.
Short brunette.

Flowing Blonde.
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Postby Xiscapia » Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:48 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:

I have a PM that can disprove that. Who wants?


Yes please.
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Postby Olthar » Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:48 pm

Genivaria wrote:Was browsing The-Orater's Deviant art account (the girl who made Sabotage Valkyrie) and I found these lovely gems.
Short brunette.

Flowing Blonde.

They're nice, but neither of those look pony related.
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Postby Ameriganastan » Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:51 pm

Quidomne wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Challenge Accepted.


Image

Yeah...it's not going anywhere. Four page of smut, and I really don't wanna look anymore.
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Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
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Postby Quidomne » Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:55 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Quidomne wrote:

Yeah...it's not going anywhere. Four page of smut, and I really don't wanna look anymore.


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Postby Ameriganastan » Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:56 pm

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The Incompetent Critic
DENVER BRONCOS fan
Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
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Postby Atomosea » Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:56 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Quidomne wrote:
Image

Yeah...it's not going anywhere. Four page of smut, and I really don't wanna look anymore.

Bless you. You're at least twelve times more normal than Olthar, then. I've been monitoring her brainwaves for a while, and... I'm not even sure where to begin. I didn't even think these were possible! I mean these actually loop back and move all over the place to form what I believe to be a drawing of... of...

Oh, Olthar, honey...

...I need to take a shower...
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Quidomne
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Postby Quidomne » Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:00 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:


"Can I trouble you for another piez of cake?"

Atomosea wrote:Bless you. You're at least twelve times more normal than Olthar, then. I've been monitoring her brainwaves for a while, and... I'm not even sure where to begin. I didn't even think these were possible! I mean these actually loop back and move all over the place to form what I believe to be a drawing of... of...

Oh, Olthar, honey...

...I need to take a shower...


...

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PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
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Postby Olthar » Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:00 pm

Atomosea wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Yeah...it's not going anywhere. Four page of smut, and I really don't wanna look anymore.

Bless you. You're at least twelve times more normal than Olthar, then. I've been monitoring her brainwaves for a while, and... I'm not even sure where to begin. I didn't even think these were possible! I mean these actually loop back and move all over the place to form what I believe to be a drawing of... of...

Oh, Olthar, honey...

...I need to take a shower...

Why? What's wrong with Snoopy Dog?

Oh, wait. You're talking about that one, aren't you? Well, nevermind then.
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:01 pm

Olthar wrote:
Genivaria wrote:Was browsing The-Orater's Deviant art account (the girl who made Sabotage Valkyrie) and I found these lovely gems.
Short brunette.

Flowing Blonde.

They're nice, but neither of those look pony related.

The second one is a wig of donated pony hair.
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Postby Atomosea » Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:02 pm

Olthar wrote:
Atomosea wrote:Bless you. You're at least twelve times more normal than Olthar, then. I've been monitoring her brainwaves for a while, and... I'm not even sure where to begin. I didn't even think these were possible! I mean these actually loop back and move all over the place to form what I believe to be a drawing of... of...

Oh, Olthar, honey...

...I need to take a shower...

Why? What's wrong with Snoopy Dog?

Oh, wait. You're talking about that one, aren't you? Well, nevermind then.

Yes, that one. It's just- *flips chart* How do you even- I don't- *shudder*

Filthy, filthy, filthy...
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Postby Quidomne » Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:03 pm

Ifreann wrote:The second one is a wig of donated pony hair.


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Postby Quidomne » Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:06 pm

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Postby Xiscapia » Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:07 pm

Atomosea wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Yeah...it's not going anywhere. Four page of smut, and I really don't wanna look anymore.

Bless you. You're at least twelve times more normal than Olthar, then. I've been monitoring her brainwaves for a while, and... I'm not even sure where to begin. I didn't even think these were possible! I mean these actually loop back and move all over the place to form what I believe to be a drawing of... of...

Oh, Olthar, honey...

...I need to take a shower...


A cold shower? ;)
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Postby Atomosea » Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:08 pm

Xiscapia wrote:
Atomosea wrote:Bless you. You're at least twelve times more normal than Olthar, then. I've been monitoring her brainwaves for a while, and... I'm not even sure where to begin. I didn't even think these were possible! I mean these actually loop back and move all over the place to form what I believe to be a drawing of... of...

Oh, Olthar, honey...

...I need to take a shower...


A cold shower? ;)

No. A cleansing shower. Cold or hot.
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Postby Ifreann » Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:11 pm

Atomosea wrote:
Xiscapia wrote:
A cold shower? ;)

No. A cleansing shower. Cold or hot.

Irradiated.
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