Cloudsdale: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

[Morndul]

MFW

Yes. I feed on your misery.

No, wait, that's not me, that's █████. What horrible emotion do I feed on again?

Sorrow?

[Severed Strings]

I...I couldn't help myself.

I have a problem.

[Ceffyltir]

Real ponies don't cry.

So colt the f**k up.

Even if you're a female.

You're still got male in your name.

But... but...

I'm going to go to sleep now... Night.

[Wisconsin9]

I...I couldn't help myself.

I have a problem.

That's it, I'm calling an intervention.

[Quidomne]

Real ponies don't cry.

So colt the f**k up.

Even if you're a female.

You're still got male in your name.

*sniff*

Ok, Lyra. I'll try.

Fun fact: the tears of Fluttershy are renowned for being a panacea. They are rarely used because nobody has the heart to make her cry and collect the tears.

Tell me more.

The act of making Fluttershy cry is illegal in 17 countries.

[Wisconsin9]

Real ponies don't cry.

So colt the f**k up.

Even if you're a female.

You're still got male in your name.

But... but...

I'm going to go to sleep now... Night.

Night.

[Retro Lyra]

I...I couldn't help myself.

I have a problem.

That's it, I'm calling an intervention.

At least people adopt them from me.

[Retro Lyra]

Real ponies don't cry.

So colt the f**k up.

Even if you're a female.

You're still got male in your name.

*sniff*

Ok, Lyra. I'll try.

Tell me more.

The act of making Fluttershy cry is illegal in 17 countries.

No, there is no f**king try. You will colt up! You will do as I say!

O rly now?

[Quidomne]

But... but...

(Image)

I'm going to go to sleep now... Night.

Oh Ceffy. Don't be sad.

Sleep now, my friend. Dream of wondrous things.

I...I couldn't help myself.

I have a problem.

Good lord, women.

[Wisconsin9]

But... but...

(Image)

I'm going to go to sleep now... Night.

Oh Ceffy. Don't be sad.

Sleep now, my friend. Dream of wondrous things.

I...I couldn't help myself.

I have a problem.

Good lord, women.

Women or woman?

[Retro Lyra]

But... but...

(Image)

I'm going to go to sleep now... Night.

Oh Ceffy. Don't be sad.

Sleep now, my friend. Dream of wondrous things.

I...I couldn't help myself.

I have a problem.

Good lord, women.

I have created, in total (counting ones I use, ones for adoption, and the ones adopted) around 42 puppets. Possibly 43.

[Quidomne]

No, there is no f**king try. You will colt up! You will do as I say!

O rly now?

YES, MA'AM! *nervous salute*

And indeed so. Trust me. I am an expert on Derpy and Fluttershy.

[Wisconsin9]

Ladies and gentlemen, we need to get an intervention together.

How the hell do you do an intervention online?

[Quidomne]

Women or woman?

...

Fuck.

I have created, in total (counting ones I use, ones for adoption, and the ones adopted) around 42 puppets. Possibly 43.

How do you remember all those passwords?

[Tsuta Ruins]

Don't tease my puppet interests.

[Equestrian States]

Oh Ceffy. Don't be sad.

Sleep now, my friend. Dream of wondrous things.

Good lord, women.

Women or woman?

Retro Lyra is actually an all-female corporation of puppet-manufacturers.

[Wisconsin9]

Don't tease my puppet interests.

Oh lord...

[Retro Lyra]

No, there is no f**king try. You will colt up! You will do as I say!

O rly now?

YES, MA'AM! *nervous salute*

And indeed so. Trust me. I am an expert on Derpy and Fluttershy.

Soldier, do I see a quiver in that eye?

Women or woman?

...

Fuck.

I have created, in total (counting ones I use, ones for adoption, and the ones adopted) around 42 puppets. Possibly 43.

How do you remember all those passwords?

They're all the same password, but the password isn't a real word, so I'm only in danger if my account gets hacked.

[Morndul]

Ladies and gentlemen, we need to get an intervention together.

How the hell do you do an intervention online?

That depends on whether you want the intervention in question to be effective or legal.

[Quidomne]

Women or woman?

Retro Lyra is actually an all-female corporation of puppet-manufacturers.

Seems legit.

Don't tease my puppet interests.

[Equestrian States]

Oh Ceffy. Don't be sad.

(Image)
Sleep now, my friend. Dream of wondrous things.

Good lord, women.

I have created, in total (counting ones I use, ones for adoption, and the ones adopted) around 42 puppets. Possibly 43.

Only 43? I've got at least three times that many.

[Retro Lyra]

Ladies and gentlemen, we need to get an intervention together.

How the hell do you do an intervention online?

You pin me to the ground, whisper loving things in my ear, and then intervene. I might listen.

No promises though.

Women or woman?

Retro Lyra is actually an all-female corporation of puppet-manufacturers.

I rather like this quote about me.

[Wisconsin9]

Ladies and gentlemen, we need to get an intervention together.

How the hell do you do an intervention online?

That depends on whether you want the intervention in question to be effective or legal.

No chance of having both?

[Morndul]

That depends on whether you want the intervention in question to be effective or legal.

No chance of having both?

Well, there is one way... How many muffins can you afford?

[Retro Lyra]

No chance of having both?

Well, there is one way... How many muffins can you afford?

I don't need no stinking muffins.