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Postby Mavorpen » Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:45 pm

Immoren wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:
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But there is nothing there that could ring.
Or is there?


Male strippers need alarms as well.
"The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."—former Nixon domestic policy chief John Ehrlichman

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Postby Olthar » Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:49 pm

Mavorpen wrote:
Immoren wrote:
But there is nothing there that could ring.
Or is there?


Male strippers need alarms as well.

Then it's still the alarm that's ringing, and there's no reason for Celly to hit him instead of the alarm.

Also, strippers don't spend the night. They just do their stripping and leave. They're not prostitutes.
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Postby Genivaria » Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:50 pm

Olthar wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:
Male strippers need alarms as well.

Then it's still the alarm that's ringing, and there's no reason for Celly to hit him instead of the alarm.

Also, strippers don't spend the night. They just do their stripping and leave. They're not prostitutes.

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Postby Mavorpen » Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:55 pm

Olthar wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:
Male strippers need alarms as well.

Then it's still the alarm that's ringing, and there's no reason for Celly to hit him instead of the alarm.

Also, strippers don't spend the night. They just do their stripping and leave. They're not prostitutes.


I didn't say she hit the stripper. I implied she scared him off. I also didn't say the stripper stayed the night. Who knows what time she orders her strippers?
"The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."—former Nixon domestic policy chief John Ehrlichman

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Postby Morndul » Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:57 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:"It Sucks to be you."


I'm handcuffed to Cadence for life? That sounds pretty bearable (considering people like Gilda and Queen Chrysalis are on that list).

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Postby Genivaria » Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:59 pm

Morndul wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:"It Sucks to be you."


I'm handcuffed to Cadence for life? That sounds pretty bearable (considering people like Gilda and Queen Chrysalis are on that list).

May 7. Married to Fluttershy! Wooo! If it was April 9th I'd kill myself.
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Postby Morndul » Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:02 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Morndul wrote:
I'm handcuffed to Cadence for life? That sounds pretty bearable (considering people like Gilda and Queen Chrysalis are on that list).

May 7. Married to Fluttershy! Wooo! If it was April 9th I'd kill myself.


What about April 17th?
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Postby Atomosea » Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:03 pm

Mavorpen wrote:
Olthar wrote:Then it's still the alarm that's ringing, and there's no reason for Celly to hit him instead of the alarm.

Also, strippers don't spend the night. They just do their stripping and leave. They're not prostitutes.


I didn't say she hit the stripper. I implied she scared him off. I also didn't say the stripper stayed the night. Who knows what time she orders her strippers?

Why would she order her strippers for so early in the morning she would be too tired or asleep to enjoy them?

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Postby Mavorpen » Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:04 pm

Atomosea wrote:Why would she order her strippers for so early in the morning she would be too tired or asleep to enjoy them?


You expect Princesses to use the same logic as us?
"The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."—former Nixon domestic policy chief John Ehrlichman

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Postby Genivaria » Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:04 pm

Morndul wrote:
Genivaria wrote:May 7. Married to Fluttershy! Wooo! If it was April 9th I'd kill myself.


What about April 17th?

Well let me show you.
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No wait, better yet I'll shoot HER and eat her.....unless she can prove herself to be useful.
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Postby Olthar » Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:07 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Morndul wrote:
What about April 17th?

Well let me show you.
Image

No wait, better yet I'll shoot HER and eat her.....unless she can prove herself to be useful.

She's effectively a Looney Tunes character. Shooting her will just make her face black and possibly cause her mouth to spin around her head.
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Postby Mavorpen » Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:08 pm

Olthar wrote:
Genivaria wrote:Well let me show you.
Image

No wait, better yet I'll shoot HER and eat her.....unless she can prove herself to be useful.

She's effectively a Looney Tunes character. Shooting her will just make her face black and possibly cause her mouth to spin around her head.


Alternative theory: Matrix.
"The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."—former Nixon domestic policy chief John Ehrlichman

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Postby Immoren » Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:10 pm

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IC Flag Is a Pope Principia
discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there

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Postby Olthar » Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:11 pm

Mavorpen wrote:
Olthar wrote:She's effectively a Looney Tunes character. Shooting her will just make her face black and possibly cause her mouth to spin around her head.


Alternative theory: Matrix.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKy3qcbwnA0
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Postby Mad hatters in jeans » Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:13 pm

Immoren wrote:

are you getting it?
I'd get it if i could but cash problems stop me.

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Postby Seshephe » Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:16 pm

FRIDAY! :lol:
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Postby Immoren » Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:16 pm

Mad hatters in jeans wrote:
Immoren wrote:

are you getting it?
I'd get it if i could but cash problems stop me.


Should arrive at end of next month if all goes well IIRC.
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discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there

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Postby Olthar » Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:18 pm

Immoren wrote:

I am thoroughly surprised and baffled that they haven't received a cease and desist order yet.

Though, not at baffled as with the knowledge that people are actually paying real money for it.
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Postby Immoren » Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:19 pm

Seshephe wrote:
FRIDAY! :lol:
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discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there

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Postby Mad hatters in jeans » Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:20 pm

Seshephe wrote:
FRIDAY! :lol:
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wooo yeah!
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Olthar wrote:
Immoren wrote:

I am thoroughly surprised and baffled that they haven't received a cease and desist order yet.

Though, not at baffled as with the knowledge that people are actually paying real money for it.

non-profit

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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:24 pm

Mad hatters in jeans wrote:
Olthar wrote:I am thoroughly surprised and baffled that they haven't received a cease and desist order yet.

Though, not at baffled as with the knowledge that people are actually paying real money for it.

non-profit

And that means that they get to violate copyright laws? :eyebrow:
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Postby Atomosea » Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:28 pm

Mavorpen wrote:
Atomosea wrote:Why would she order her strippers for so early in the morning she would be too tired or asleep to enjoy them?


You expect Princesses to use the same logic as us?

In this case, yes; not using the same logic as us would render the entire act of ordering strippers useless.

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Postby Ifreann » Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:31 pm

Olthar wrote:
Genivaria wrote:Sequel!

Rape is funny when men are the victims! :roll:

Rape is funny when Princess Celestia is the assailant.


Olthar wrote:
Immoren wrote:Also you couldn't decide new flag Olt?

No, I've been planning this for a while now. I've been intentionally changing my flag every week or so in order to build up enough of them to form a collage. After I'm done with this one, I'll start working on the second collage. I've already got three images waiting in the wings for me to make flags of.

And once you get enough collages, a collage of collages.


Olthar wrote:
Mad hatters in jeans wrote:non-profit

And that means that they get to violate copyright laws? :eyebrow:

It means copyright holders are less likely to care.
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Postby Wilgrove » Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:32 pm

Olthar wrote:
Mad hatters in jeans wrote:non-profit

And that means that they get to violate copyright laws? :eyebrow:


Yea, I'm not getting this either. I mean Hasbro came down on Plushie makers and YouTube videos for violating copyrights, I don't see how the books aren't violating copyrights too.

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Ceffyltir
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Postby Ceffyltir » Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:37 pm

Hey Olthar, I like your flag.

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You - I love you. I am saving that image.

Mavorpen wrote:
Olthar wrote:*shrug*

I've never seen it.


There were black people in it, so I was obligated to give it a try. I like it because it's a satire of modern American society. It's of course a hyperbole, but it usually raises good points and manages to make them hilarious at the same time. It's also very visually appealing.

I, too, like that show.
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