Dark Syde Phil Fan Thread

[Marshmellowstan]

I still have 3 strange rainblowers because I expected them to go really high.

And they're 1 fucking ref now? Dammit.

can I buy one?
They're cheap due to the market being flooded with them after Pyromania.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

I got a babyface blaster

Why does this piece of shit exist?

For maps where jumping is irrelevant, like Nucleus. What you should be asking is why the Pomson even exists and why Engineer got it.

For the sole reason of giving Engineers something more annoying than the Gunslinger.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I still have 3 strange rainblowers because I expected them to go really high.

And they're 1 fucking ref now? Dammit.

can I buy one?
They're cheap due to the market being flooded with them after Pyromania.

TF2 - teaching economic theory by breaking you.

[Marshmellowstan]

Problem with the TF2 "economy" is that ii's full of people who don't know anything about actual economics.
I'm not saying I know a lot about (fancy prefix)-economics, but I know it was aliens.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Problem with the TF2 "economy" is that ii's full of people who don't know anything about actual economics.
I'm not saying I know a lot about (fancy prefix)-economics, but I know it was aliens.

So it's your normal economy?

[North Wiedna]

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[Azrael]

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http://skullgirls.com/2013/05/skullgirl ... onal-hats/

[Kabab]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA_24zLy ... ata_player

The Pyro's gender revealed.

[Azrael]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA_24zLyKdI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

The Pyro's gender revealed.

Why do people invest so much time into stuff like Pyro's gender? The gender mystery is a part of the Pyro's appeal. While speculating it is funny it gets old and unfun real fast.

I do hope Valve releases more story soon, though. Could use some more progress on the whole robots ordeal.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA_24zLyKdI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

The Pyro's gender revealed.

Why do people invest so much time into stuff like Pyro's gender? The gender mystery is a part of the Pyro's appeal. While speculating it is funny it gets old and unfun real fast.

I do hope Valve releases more story soon, though. Could use some more progress on the whole robots ordeal.

All the robots died because they discovered the Pyro's gender.

And we can't have that.

(nods)

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA_24zLyKdI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

The Pyro's gender revealed.

False, Pyro is a Big Daddy or a Big Sister. I reject your reality and substitute my own!
*jumps out window*

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA_24zLyKdI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

The Pyro's gender revealed.

Why do people invest so much time into stuff like Pyro's gender? The gender mystery is a part of the Pyro's appeal. While speculating it is funny it gets old and unfun real fast.

I do hope Valve releases more story soon, though. Could use some more progress on the whole robots ordeal.

I like reading through all of these, even the crazy ones make sense.

[Ammar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA_24zLyKdI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

The Pyro's gender revealed.

False, Pyro is a Big Daddy or a Big Sister. I reject your reality and substitute my own!
*jumps out window*

*follows you with the Mantreds*

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

False, Pyro is a Big Daddy or a Big Sister. I reject your reality and substitute my own!
*jumps out window*

*follows you with the Mantreds*

*builds Sentry*
I shall name him Steve.

[Ammar]

*follows you with the Mantreds*

*builds Sentry*
I shall name him Steve.

*slaps you*

We are on the same team! MAGGOT!

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

*builds Sentry*
I shall name him Steve.

*slaps you*

We are on the same team! MAGGOT!

None shall pass Steve!
*Ubered Heavy destroys Steve*
No! You shall be avenged!
*becomes Axtinguisher Pyro*

[The God-Realm]

Can someone play with me when they have the time?

My name is Hatekindler on steam.

[The God-Realm]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA_24zLyKdI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

The Pyro's gender revealed.

Why do people invest so much time into stuff like Pyro's gender? The gender mystery is a part of the Pyro's appeal. While speculating it is funny it gets old and unfun real fast.

I do hope Valve releases more story soon, though. Could use some more progress on the whole robots ordeal.

Because if Pyro is a girl they want to draw disgusting porn of Pyro and obsess over Pyro.

The internet. Go figure.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Why do people invest so much time into stuff like Pyro's gender? The gender mystery is a part of the Pyro's appeal. While speculating it is funny it gets old and unfun real fast.

I do hope Valve releases more story soon, though. Could use some more progress on the whole robots ordeal.

Because if Pyro is a girl they want to draw disgusting porn of Pyro and obsess over Pyro.

The internet. Go figure.

Or a boy.

The Internet has an equal opportunity policy for perversion and mind-fucking terror (sometimes literally).

[Ammar]

*slaps you*

We are on the same team! MAGGOT!

None shall pass Steve!
*Ubered Heavy destroys Steve*
No! You shall be avenged!
*becomes Axtinguisher Pyro*

*blows Battalion's Backup*

Charge!

Was Steve a Gunslinger sentry?

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

None shall pass Steve!
*Ubered Heavy destroys Steve*
No! You shall be avenged!
*becomes Axtinguisher Pyro*

*blows Battalion's Backup*

Charge!

Was Steve a Gunslinger sentry?

No, who would waste an Uber on a mini-sentry?
*charges at the Medic*

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

So my last 2 fort game was a load of fun. So I'm on RED team and being a Pyro, I noticethat almost all of my team are Engies and set up in the Intel room. Now you see, I just got an Ap-Sap so I wanted to try it out. I switch to BLU and go Spy, disguise as an Engie then walk into the Intel Room and sap everything. I accidentally grab the Intel and I get blown up by a sentry. This continued several times (and there were other spies with a Red-Tape Recorder and one with the Stock Sapper). Then once all the Engies had enogh and finally decide to get our intel...my side had a lot of Engies Setting up in RED base and they never noticed. One guy began to rage and curse us, It was a lot of fun even though I died a lot.

[North Wiedna]

I want the big band set...

Glad I preordered already

[Azrael]

Black Cops Too has a free weekend.

[Azrael]

I did surprisingly AMAZING today despite not having played for a while. I played a little Spy and was impressive at that, too.

It was fun to keep getting "[My username] is lighting it up!" server messages when I was Pyro.