Dark Syde Phil Fan Thread

[Azrael]

Linky

[Syleru]

Linky

Already watched, too trippy.

[Wisconsin9]

Linky

As soon as I have enough cash I'm buying one of those.

[Syleru]

Linky

As soon as I have enough cash I'm buying one of those.

I could buy a cheap moped for that price. At least wait till it goes down in cost m8.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

As soon as I have enough cash I'm buying one of those.

I could buy a cheap moped for that price. At least wait till it goes down in cost m8.

The prototype is expensive and for developers, it is not for consumer purchase yet. They promise that they are making a cheaper user-friendly model as soon as they can.

[Syleru]

I could buy a cheap moped for that price. At least wait till it goes down in cost m8.

The prototype is expensive and for developers, it is not for consumer purchase yet. They promise that they are making a cheaper user-friendly model as soon as they can.

Which is exactly what I said, m8.

[New Naephak]

So, tried out the Cozy Camper I found the other day.

Let me tell you, when you're playing super-aggresssive front-lines Sniper, this shit is a godsend. Now, usually when the enemy gets all up in your face, shooting you and your crosshairs are all over the place, you get out your Jarate, SMG, whatever. With the Camper? Boom, headshot.
You're a wee bit away from a Heavy whose current purpose in life is absolutely wrecking the shit of anything in his current vicinity. You're all scoped up, and waiting for the charge for a one shot one kill. Don't want to draw his attention prematurely, after all. He's finally murderkilled all your teammates and notices you. The aforementioned distance is, say, from one end of 2Fort's bridge to the other. He's revved up and firing away, but you've got a few seconds to spare, accounting for the damage drop off. Head in the sights, draw in a breath, and bon appétit, one Heavy, to go.
As long as they're not hurling explosives at you, whatever class, you'll be fine.

Accounting for the sudden increase of my leet snipur skillz, I got approximately All The Headshots. Think Sniper is becoming one of my favorite classes. (Still can't headshot Scouts for shit, though. Well, mostly Scouts who know I'm there, but otherwise is pretty hard too.)

[North Wiedna]

Linky

Linking to gawker media websites is strictly forbidden

[Syleru]

So, tried out the Cozy Camper I found the other day.

Let me tell you, when you're playing super-aggresssive front-lines Sniper, this shit is a godsend. Now, usually when the enemy gets all up in your face, shooting you and your crosshairs are all over the place, you get out your Jarate, SMG, whatever. With the Camper? Boom, headshot.
You're a wee bit away from a Heavy whose current purpose in life is absolutely wrecking the shit of anything in his current vicinity. You're all scoped up, and waiting for the charge for a one shot one kill. Don't want to draw his attention prematurely, after all. He's finally murderkilled all your teammates and notices you. The aforementioned distance is, say, from one end of 2Fort's bridge to the other. He's revved up and firing away, but you've got a few seconds to spare, accounting for the damage drop off. Head in the sights, draw in a breath, and bon appétit, one Heavy, to go.
As long as they're not hurling explosives at you, whatever class, you'll be fine.

Accounting for the sudden increase of my leet snipur skillz, I got approximately All The Headshots. Think Sniper is becoming one of my favorite classes. (Still can't headshot Scouts for shit, though. Well, mostly Scouts who know I'm there, but otherwise is pretty hard too.)

Jarate master race.

[Azrael]

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

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*runs calculations*

Damn alternate universes.

[Azrael]

I was playing on an extremely pro-server (donators, Hale's owns, customized versions of official maps, etc), and it was pretty fun. I got to be third on my team's leaderboard and was an MVP when we were on Badwater.

Got a few comments, too.
Admin: "There's a kid on here with 17 ping. He must be good"
Other admin: "It says he's from Chicago"
Admin: "Fuckin' Chicago"

I might've had low ping but all the server features slowed my game down very considerably.

[Syleru]

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Gaben made the ultimate sacrifice to intertwine Valve's time stream with ours.

[Ammar]

Playing Troll Demoman is fun. Frying Pan crits for the win!

[Cadonica]

Playing Troll Demoman is fun. Frying Pan crits for the win!

Frying Pan OP valve pls nerf.

[Ammar]

Playing Troll Demoman is fun. Frying Pan crits for the win!

Frying Pan OP valve pls nerf.

NO! Don't Valve. That would mean using the Caber!

[New Naephak]

Frying Pan OP valve pls nerf.

NO! Don't Valve. That would mean using the Caber!

Or using the Ham. But everyone knows the Ham is inferior, it doesn't have a 100% crit bonus.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

NO! Don't Valve. That would mean using the Caber!

Or using the Ham. But everyone knows the Ham is inferior, it doesn't have a 100% crit bonus.

Pan always beats Ham, because what else do you cook ham with?

[Syleru]

Or using the Ham. But everyone knows the Ham is inferior, it doesn't have a 100% crit bonus.

Pan always beats Ham, because what else do you cook ham with?

Real men plop steak onto a raging fire and take it out with their BARE DAMN HANDS.

[Marshmellowstan]

knives work too.

[Ammar]

knives work too.

We have a kukri. Does that count?

[Cadonica]

Pan always beats Ham, because what else do you cook ham with?

Real men plop steak onto a raging fire and take it out with their BARE DAMN HANDS.

Real men eat raw steak.

[Azrael]

Real men plop steak onto a raging fire and take it out with their BARE DAMN HANDS.

Real men eat raw steak.

What I get from this:
Ham < Pan < BARE DAMN HANDS < Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Or something.

[Cadonica]

Real men eat raw steak.

What I get from this:
Ham < Pan < BARE DAMN HANDS < Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Or something.

First you eat buffalo steak, then you kill demopan with BARE DAMN HANDS and steal his pan.

[Syleru]

Real men plop steak onto a raging fire and take it out with their BARE DAMN HANDS.

Real men eat raw steak.

Real men eat the cow, still breathing.





I guess that's kind of messed up... but very manly indeed.