Dark Syde Phil Fan Thread

[Syleru]

I spam M1 and M2 as sniper to get headshoots, am I good or superior?

You're fucking terrible.

Everyone knows good players bind aliases to keys.

"I'm so pro, I can get kills by pressing one button instead of two buttons!"

[Biernackia]

You're fucking terrible.

Everyone knows good players bind aliases to keys.

"I'm so pro, I can get kills by pressing one button instead of two buttons!"

I am gonna program a button on my keyboard to win the round! UBER PR0.

[North Wiedna]

"I'm so pro, I can get kills by pressing one button instead of two buttons!"

I am gonna program a button on my keyboard to win the round! UBER PR0.

so you're playing caberman?

[Biernackia]

I am gonna program a button on my keyboard to win the round! UBER PR0.

so you're playing caberman?

*Demoman voice*
See.

[Azrael]

You're fucking terrible.

Everyone knows good players bind aliases to keys.

"I'm so pro, I can get kills by pressing one button instead of two buttons!"

You're learning, young n00b.

[Cadonica]

I meant that he wasn't good or superior, he just knows how to spam m1+m2.

I spam M1 and M2 as sniper to get headshoots, am I good or superior?

Spamming m1 and m2 with sniper is little bit different thing. Stickies have huge damage and huge AoE, with sniper you have to hit that tiny little spot to be effective.

[Cadonica]

Sometimes I wonder why I keep playing this game since my reaction time is really slow. Example from yesterday: I chased and killed one DR spy, igniting other spy who was disguised as me. I just turned my back for him, thinking "target killed". Pretty unacceptable mistake for someone with ~250 hours as pyro and ~2100 hours in total.

[Syleru]

I spam M1 and M2 as sniper to get headshoots, am I good or superior?

Spamming m1 and m2 with sniper is little bit different thing. Stickies have huge damage and huge AoE, with sniper you have to hit that tiny little spot to be effective.

Sarcasm, hard to convey over the internets. I know winbombing requires little skill to be effective, but situationally aware players are generally good at the game, and that was my point all along...

[Cadonica]

Spamming m1 and m2 with sniper is little bit different thing. Stickies have huge damage and huge AoE, with sniper you have to hit that tiny little spot to be effective.

Sarcasm, hard to convey over the internets. I know winbombing requires little skill to be effective, but situationally aware players are generally good at the game, and that was my point all along...

/conversation.

Anyhow. I have already renamed ~50 or so items and I still need ~50 name tags more. One guy once asked if I'm going to rename every single item in tf2, I said "Maybe.".

[Azrael]

Sarcasm, hard to convey over the internets. I know winbombing requires little skill to be effective, but situationally aware players are generally good at the game, and that was my point all along...

/conversation.

Anyhow. I have already renamed ~50 or so items and I still need ~50 name tags more. One guy once asked if I'm going to rename every single item in tf2, I said "Maybe.".

How many are now named after songs?

The "You Suffer" thing was a clever reference. Come to think of it, ND could contribute a lot to TF2 item names.

[Cadonica]

Complete list of my renames/descriptions:
NOTE: Marks "(" and ")" are not parts of name/description, they act as "liner notes". Item quality is specified, unique if not.

INDEPENDENT ITEMS
S. Amputator
Name: Disembowelment (Plecto Aliquem Capite song)
Descritpion: Why do they call it a hacksaw? (Line from "infamous" Cupcakes fanfic)

S. Black Box
Name: Subliminal Genocide (Xasthur song, strange parts killed demomen/soldiers/heavies attached)
Description: The Final Solution (Sabaton song)

S. Bottle
Name: Karhu III (My favorite beer)
Description: Drink Beer or Die Trying (Alcoholator song)

Brass Beast
Name: Overkill (Motörhead song)

S. Conniver's Kunai
Name: Diamond Head (British heavy metal band, big influence for bands like Metallica and Megadeth)
Description: Sucking My Love (My favorite song by them)

S. Direct Hit
Name: Magic Dragon (Sodom song)
Description: I'm leaving you in war and pieces (Line from Sodom song In War and Pieces. This weapon is most likely to gib someone, out of soldier weapons)

Disciplinary Action
Name: Sex Demon (Armour song)
Description: Command of the whip (Line from that song)

S. Eyelander
Name: Metrimela (Finnish nickname for this weapon due to it's additional range, translates to Meterdick)
Description: So Long Suckers (Reverend Bizarre's last album was III: So Long Suckers. Also refers to additional range of this weapon)

G. Freedom Staff
Name: Pro Patria Finlandia (Impaled Nazarene album)
Description: For those who have fallen (Best track from that album)

One Man Army
Name: Venäläinen Heviletti (Euthanasia song. Translates to Russian Metalhead, literally it would be Russian Heavy Metal Hair though)

Overdose
Name: Sperm Overdose (Anal Bleeding song. This was my first drop and first rename)

Rocket Jumper
Name: Stüldt Håjt (Kingston Wall song. Random gibberish, very likely (obviously) means "Stay high")

V. Sandvich
Name: Another Peace of Cake (Kingston Wall song)

S. Shotgun
Name: 6th Degree Mindfuck (Impaled Nazarene song)
Description: Delivering justice, one shell at a time (Punchline of the movie Hobo With a Shotgun)

S. Sniper Rifle
Name: White Death (Sabaton song)
Description: You're in the sniper's sight, the first kill tonight, time to die. (Lines from that song)

ITEM "SETS"
Napalm Death:
S. Backburner
Name: Napalm Death
Description: You suffer...but why?

S. Flare Gun
Name: Truth Drug
Description: You're going to suffer, you're going to die (Lyrics from Siege of Power)

S. Back Scratcher
Name: Armageddon X 7
Description: Killing with kindness

Proof of Purhcase
Name: No Mental Effort

V. Foster's Facade
Name: Breed to Breathe

V. Stockbroker's Scarf
Name: Hung

British Heavy Metal:
S. Widowmaker
Name: Heavy Metal Thunder (Saxon song)

V. Wrangler
Name: Control Freak (Venom song)

V. Gunslinger
Name: Strong Arm of the Law (Saxon song)

Sets to be finished:
Cock and Ball Torture:
S. Liberty Launcher
Name: Heterosexual Testosterone Compressor

S. Reserve Shooter, S. Market Gardener and Jumper's Jeepcap have names ready, looking for tags.

Triumph:
S. Loch 'n' Load
Name: Rock 'n' Roll Machine
Description is ready and looking for tag

S. Half-Zatoichi
Name: Edge of Excess
Description is ready and looking for tag

Sticky Jumper, Reggaelator, Dangeresque, Too? and Liquor Locker have names ready, looking for tags and I need to get Liquor Locker.

Doom Metal:
S. Rocket Launcher
Name: Doomsower (Reverend Bizarre song)
Description: Doom over the world (Reverend Bizarre song)

S. Equalizer
Name: Death Penalty (Witchfinder General song)
Description: Blessed by the goddess of doom. (Reference to Reverend Bizarre's The Goddess of Doom)

V. Gunboats
Name and description are to be doom metal related, looking for tags.

Venom:
*random sniper weapons, including S. Huntsman*

INDEPENDENT ITEMS
Balloonicorn
Name: Minun Pikku Poni (My Little Pony in Finnish)

Gibus
Name: Minttu Gibus (Minttu is Finnish for Mint, yes I've painted it with mann's mint)
Description: This hat has Lyra's seal of approval (Lyra is mint green)

Soldier's Stogie
Name: Fluttershy's Cigar (Reference to this comic, I have that second picture from left as a spray)

ITEM "SETS"
Generation One:
S. Force a Nature
Name: Firefly
Description: I fire, you fly!

V. Bonk! Atomic Punch
Name: Buzzer! Sky Dancer (Two characters)

S. Sandman
Name: Surprise

Generation Three:
S. Soda Popper
Name: Snippity Snap

S. Pistol
Name: Toola Roola
Description: The golden rules of the Art of War. (Random line, not pony related)

S. Atomizer
Name: Dashamizer (Rainbow Dash, derp)
Description: Always in style! (G3 Rainbow Dash related line)

Generation Four:
S. Scattergun
Name: Thunderlane

Winger
Name: Cloudchaser

INDEPENDENT ITEMS
S. Ambassador
Name: Victoria (Female protagonist from Hellsing anime. That "Police girl")
Description: Fires .45 silver coated bullets. (Reference to Alucard's line about his gun)

V. Dalokohs Bar
Name: Fazerin Sininen (Famous Finnish chocolate, translates to Fazer's Blue)

Enforcer
Name: Python (Antagonist in Riding Bean anime held a gun similar to this and called it a python)

Scottish Handshake
Name: Jake Aniel's (Jack Daniels parody from the game Penumbra: Overture)
Description: If fate frowns, all shall perish ("Punchline" of that game)

S. Sydney Sleeper
Name: Bodyshottin' Bastard (One of the very few renames that aren't reference to music/movies etc.)

ITEM "SETS"
Lohjan Mafia, Heavy:
S. Tomislav
Name: Lohjan Mafian Konetykki (Minigun of Mafia of Lohja)

S. Famliy Business
Name: Lohjan Mafian Haulikko (Shotgun of Mafia of Lohja)

Lohja is my hometown. Mafia of Lohja is inside joke of my friends. Heavy's, Scout's, Sniper's and Spy's "mafia" themed weapons are all to be named like "Lohjan Mafian X" where X is something about weapon/hat/misc EXCEPT Dillinger's Duffel, Big Earner or Enforcer, since those have or will have different names.

SisuBerserk's Officials
Bunch of weapons with level 66 and names in form "SisuBerserk's Official X" where X is weapon's name. And if someone missed links to my bp/account, SisuBerserk is my nickname in Steam/almost everywhere else on the internets.

Open the spoilers and you'll realize why I used them...

[New Naephak]

Apparently there's an update with new promo items. Not too sure what those are though.

[North Wiedna]

Apparently there's an update with new promo items. Not too sure what those are though.

They fixed the Neon's taunt

there better be a fucking skullgirls hat in there or i'll fucking ruin someone

[Syleru]

Apparently there's an update with new promo items. Not too sure what those are though.

They fixed the Neon's taunt

there better be a fucking skullgirls hat in there or i'll fucking ruin someone

Nope, they le added le Reddit hat.

http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1258805&p=40150219&viewfull=1#post40150219

xDDD le smiley face oh god valve i'm going to fucking kill you if you are serious XDD !!11one!!!1111! xDD ))

[Azrael]

They fixed the Neon's taunt

there better be a fucking skullgirls hat in there or i'll fucking ruin someone

Nope, they le added le Reddit hat.

http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1258805&p=40150219&viewfull=1#post40150219

xDDD le smiley face oh god valve i'm going to fucking kill you if you are serious XDD !!11one!!!1111! xDD ))

They must be doing this to make this thread even more infested with le irony.

http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=10307

[North Wiedna]

Nope, they le added le Reddit hat.

http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1258805&p=40150219&viewfull=1#post40150219

xDDD le smiley face oh god valve i'm going to fucking kill you if you are serious XDD !!11one!!!1111! xDD ;)))

They must be doing this to make this thread even more infested with le irony.

http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=10307

le shitty hat face

:(

[Azrael]

They must be doing this to make this thread even more infested with le irony.

http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=10307

le shitty hat face

And they're two separate hats, too.

[North Wiedna]

le shitty hat face

:(

And they're two separate hats, too.

Couldn't they have made one hat with selectable styles and then added in the leviathan hat omg what the fuck

[Azrael]

And they're two separate hats, too.

Couldn't they have made one hat with selectable styles and then added in the leviathan hat omg what the fuck

They better be playin'.

[Syleru]

And they're two separate hats, too.

Couldn't they have made one hat with selectable styles and then added in the leviathan hat omg what the fuck

Gayben is probs liek:

'lolo i trole u fur cahling meh phat...'

[Azrael]

Couldn't they have made one hat with selectable styles and then added in the leviathan hat omg what the fuck

Gayben is probs liek:

'lolo i trole u fur cahling meh phat...'

He probably makes fat jokes about himself as an excuse to procrastinate even more.

[Syleru]

Gayben is probs liek:

'lolo i trole u fur cahling meh phat...'

He probably makes fat jokes about himself as an excuse to procrastinate even more.

The thing is, they actually put Half Life 2:Episode 3 on Steam as a joke. Oh boy, Gaben must of grown 3 sizes that night.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

He probably makes fat jokes about himself as an excuse to procrastinate even more.

The thing is, they actually put Half Life 2:Episode 3 on Steam as a joke. Oh boy, Gaben must of grown 3 sizes that night.

It wasn't real? I want mah money back!
*runs towards the Valve headquarters with a molotav cocktail*

[Wisconsin9]

The thing is, they actually put Half Life 2:Episode 3 on Steam as a joke. Oh boy, Gaben must of grown 3 sizes that night.

It wasn't real? I want mah money back!
*runs towards the Valve headquarters with a molotav cocktail*

OI, I HAVE DIBS ON THAT! GET BACK HERE, YOU! *shoots at NVE*

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

It wasn't real? I want mah money back!
*runs towards the Valve headquarters with a molotav cocktail*

OI, I HAVE DIBS ON THAT! GET BACK HERE, YOU! *shoots at NVE*

Agh! My Scapula!
*is bleeding on ground*