Dark Syde Phil Fan Thread

[Knoxcrest]

Spah sappin' mah sentry!

If you see a sentry,

1. Cloak
2. Sap
3. Stab Engie

My plan...

1.) Cloak

2.) Awkwardly walk up to Sentry

3.) De-cloak by accident

4.) Become acquainted with bullets in an intimate way

I can imagine the Engie's reaction.

*standing over dead spy*

"....I told ya' not to touch that darn thang."

Or, alternatively,

*standing over dead spy*

"....Nope."

[Wisconsin9]

I like trying to be a Spy. I feel like a fucking bad-ass for five seconds, and then I de-cloak and move out of position a little bit, end up slaughtered by a Sentry.

Fuck Sentries.

Spah sappin' mah sentry!

If you see a sentry,

1. Cloak
2. Sap
3. Stab Engie

I prefer to stab first then sap. Basically, while cloaked, I switch to my sapper and then to my knife. I decloak behind the Engi--disguised, of course--stab him, push Q, then click and pray the game didn't lag. A bit more difficult, but not as much as the Engi turning around, killing you with a crit and destroying your sapper.

[Nationstatelandsville]

My plan...

1.) Cloak

2.) Awkwardly walk up to Sentry

3.) De-cloak by accident

4.) Become acquainted with bullets in an intimate way

I can imagine the Engie's reaction.

*standing over dead spy*

"....I told ya' not to touch that darn thang."

Or, alternatively,

*standing over dead spy*

"....Nope."

My strategy as Pyro is pretty useless, too.

1.) CHARGE!!!!!

2.) Die Instantly

3.) Repeat Until Time Runs Out

[Ende]

Believe it or not, Ubering a Pyro is amazing.

If you do it right.

If you do it wrong, you look retarded.

[Knoxcrest]

Believe it or not, Ubering a Pyro is amazing.

If you do it right.

If you do it wrong, you look retarded.

He is considered one of the Medic Buddy classes.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Believe it or not, Ubering a Pyro is amazing.

If you do it right.

If you do it wrong, you look retarded.

Again, why I like Heavies.

They practically come invincible. Slow, but invincible.

[Knoxcrest]

Damnit, I demand NS game be created!

Not tonight though, because I'm sucking playing as the Soldier

[Ende]

Believe it or not, Ubering a Pyro is amazing.

If you do it right.

If you do it wrong, you look retarded.

Again, why I like Heavies.

They practically come invincible. Slow, but invincible.

The best thing about Heavy is that the Medics flock to you. It's hilarious. They constantly overheal, even when other players are running around on fire.

Also, being a giant walking wall of death is also pretty neat.

[Knoxcrest]

Again, why I like Heavies.

They practically come invincible. Slow, but invincible.

The best thing about Heavy is that the Medics flock to you. It's hilarious. They constantly overheal, even when other players are running around on fire.

Also, being a giant walking wall of death is also pretty neat.

Cry sum moar!

He is epicly epic though.

I just like hiding behind him.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Again, why I like Heavies.

They practically come invincible. Slow, but invincible.

The best thing about Heavy is that the Medics flock to you. It's hilarious. They constantly overheal, even when other players are running around on fire.

Also, being a giant walking wall of death is also pretty neat.

I purposely summon the Medics when I don't need them.

Why?

Because death is funny.

[Knoxcrest]

The best thing about Heavy is that the Medics flock to you. It's hilarious. They constantly overheal, even when other players are running around on fire.

Also, being a giant walking wall of death is also pretty neat.

I purposely summon the Medics when I don't need them.

Why?

Because death is funny.

Eating Sandvich is much tastier than summoning Medic.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I purposely summon the Medics when I don't need them.

Why?

Because death is funny.

Eating Sandvich is much tastier than summoning Medic.

I don't understand the game well enough to be anything but the Heavy.

All other roles require strategy, understanding.

Heavies just run at things and gatling-fuck them into pieces. No thought required, just screaming.

[Knoxcrest]

Eating Sandvich is much tastier than summoning Medic.

I don't understand the game well enough to be anything but the Heavy.

All other roles require strategy, understanding.

Heavies just run at things and gatling-fuck them into pieces. No thought required, just screaming.

The Soldier works for that too.

Rocket jumping included. *nod*

[Nationstatelandsville]

I don't understand the game well enough to be anything but the Heavy.

All other roles require strategy, understanding.

Heavies just run at things and gatling-fuck them into pieces. No thought required, just screaming.

The Soldier works for that too.

Rocket jumping included. *nod*

But Soldiers don't have as much health.

[Knoxcrest]

The Soldier works for that too.

Rocket jumping included. *nod*

But Soldiers don't have as much health.

But they've got fuckin' Rockets and shotguns and shovels! Plus faster, which means they don't need as much health when they can dash for cover.

And his personality is just badass. Like an American Heavy that hates everyone else.

Especially the Spy.

[Wisconsin9]

One of the most hilarious things you can do as Spy is backstab an enemy Medic with an Uber ready followed by the Heavy. It's right up there with destroying four sentries at once and getting an enemy medic to Uber you.

[Ende]

One of the most hilarious things you can do as Spy is backstab an enemy Medic with an Uber ready followed by the Heavy. It's right up there with destroying four sentries at once and getting an enemy medic to Uber you.

I Ubered an enemy spy once.

That was embarrassing.

[Biernackia]

The Soldier works for that too.

Rocket jumping included. *nod*

But Soldiers don't have as much health.

They can still rocket things at fast speeds.

[Wisconsin9]

One of the most hilarious things you can do as Spy is backstab an enemy Medic with an Uber ready followed by the Heavy. It's right up there with destroying four sentries at once and getting an enemy medic to Uber you.

I Ubered an enemy spy once.

That was embarrassing.

Would it help if I told you there was a 90% chance he or she was laughing his ass off on the other side of the Internet connection?

[Biernackia]

But Soldiers don't have as much health.

But they've got fuckin' Rockets and shotguns and shovels! Plus faster, which means they don't need as much health when they can dash for cover.

And his personality is just badass. Like an American Heavy that hates everyone else.

Especially the Spy.

I kinda found his background badass but also psychopathic.

[Nationstatelandsville]

But Soldiers don't have as much health.

They can still rocket things at fast speeds.

That would require "skill", "practice", and "quick-thinking".

Why do that when I can run into a crowd and just shoot the Medic until he dies and/or his friends kill me?

[Biernackia]

They can still rocket things at fast speeds.

That would require "skill", "practice", and "quick-thinking".

Why do that when I can run into a crowd and just shoot the Medic until he dies and/or his friends kill me?

Because if You did that,you'd fortify the stereotype that all F2Pers are noobs,which I hate.

[Nationstatelandsville]

That would require "skill", "practice", and "quick-thinking".

Why do that when I can run into a crowd and just shoot the Medic until he dies and/or his friends kill me?

Because if You did that,you'd fortify the stereotype that all F2Pers are noobs,which I hate.

Eh, that's not all I do.

But that is my default method of doing things.

It works.

[Knoxcrest]

Because if You did that,you'd fortify the stereotype that all F2Pers are noobs,which I hate.

Eh, that's not all I do.

But that is my default method of doing things.

It works.

Now if only I could find your ass--with massive luck--in a server

Then we could go murdering.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Eh, that's not all I do.

But that is my default method of doing things.

It works.

Now if only I could find your ass--with massive luck--in a server

Then we could go murdering.

We could make an NS server and seek it out, I think.