Dark Syde Phil Fan Thread

[Biernackia]

You use the regular Minigun?

Yeah, the other one has weaker bullets.

I'm fine with Natascha,I can finally show those scouts whose the slow one now!

[Rebelhood]

Yeah, the other one has weaker bullets.

I'm fine with Natascha,I can finally show those scouts whose the slow one now!

Eh, I can't stand 'dem mini sentry guns and huntsman bows.

[Biernackia]

I'm fine with Natascha,I can finally show those scouts whose the slow one now!

Eh, I can't stand 'dem mini sentry guns and huntsman bows.

I used mini sentries if I'm more of an offensive engi,since they build faster and cost low.

I been using the huntsman,but I've been trying to see if I can train with the sniper.

[Rebelhood]

Eh, I can't stand 'dem mini sentry guns and huntsman bows.

I used mini sentries if I'm more of an offensive engi,since they build faster and cost low.

I been using the huntsman,but I've been trying to see if I can train with the sniper.

I only like heavy. I need to learn how to play him better though. Rocket launcher crazy folk are everywhere... Saluting at you all smug .

[Knoxcrest]

All of you shall join this server: 65.18.168.31:27055

Unless you have a better one. That one has annoying adds, but nothing that gets in the way.

You hide from giant man Knox, coward!

But I can't seem to find you in that server.

[Azrael]

All of you shall join this server: 65.18.168.31:27055

Unless you have a better one. That one has annoying adds, but nothing that gets in the way.

You hide from giant man Knox, coward!

But I can't seem to find you in that server.

Eh, I'd like to play with you guys, but I can't do that right now.

[Biernackia]

I used mini sentries if I'm more of an offensive engi,since they build faster and cost low.

I been using the huntsman,but I've been trying to see if I can train with the sniper.

I only like heavy. I need to learn how to play him better though. Rocket launcher crazy folk are everywhere... Saluting at you all smug .

Those crazy soldiers.....

[North Wiedna]

Yeah, the other one has weaker bullets.

I'm fine with Natascha,I can finally show those scouts whose the slow one now!

The best Heavy minigun is the one not used.

[Nationstatelandsville]

All of you shall join this server: 65.18.168.31:27055

Unless you have a better one. That one has annoying adds, but nothing that gets in the way.

You hide from giant man Knox, coward!

But I can't seem to find you in that server.

It is called sleep, Knox. Perhaps you should try it one day?

[Knoxcrest]

You hide from giant man Knox, coward!

But I can't seem to find you in that server.

It is called sleep, Knox. Perhaps you should try it one day?

Sleep is for mortals and people that live in cities.

Out here in the farm land people shoot off the biggest fireworks you'd think they were waging an artillery war.

But maybe they were.

[Nationstatelandsville]

It is called sleep, Knox. Perhaps you should try it one day?

Sleep is for mortals and people that live in cities.

Out here in the farm land people shoot off the biggest fireworks you'd think they were waging an artillery war.

But maybe they were.

Hell, all of Oklahoma could rebel and no one would notice for at least a month.

[Knoxcrest]

Sleep is for mortals and people that live in cities.

Out here in the farm land people shoot off the biggest fireworks you'd think they were waging an artillery war.

But maybe they were.

Hell, all of Oklahoma could rebel and no one would notice for at least a month.

Hey, we have Fort Sill! We could just sit here cozy and pound away at all the other states

If Oklahoma, Arkansas and Texas seceded, most of the US would be fucked without the farmland, cattle, oil, etc.

Well, maybe if just Oklahoma and Texas left.

No one gives a damn about Arkansas.

I guess you would still have Iowa and Nebraska, but still.

[Wisconsin9]

Hell, all of Oklahoma could rebel and no one would notice for at least a month.

Hey, we have Fort Sill! We could just sit here cozy and pound away at all the other states

If Oklahoma, Arkansas and Texas seceded, most of the US would be fucked without the farmland, cattle, oil, etc.

Well, maybe if just Oklahoma and Texas left.

No one gives a damn about Arkansas.

I guess you would still have Iowa and Nebraska, but still.

We don't just farm cows here in Wisconsin, you know.

Admittedly, most of the corn and soybeans are used to feed cows, or make ethanol in the case of the corn, but to sum up: we have farmland and cattle, and the Middle East and Alaska have oil.

[Knoxcrest]

Hey, we have Fort Sill! We could just sit here cozy and pound away at all the other states

If Oklahoma, Arkansas and Texas seceded, most of the US would be fucked without the farmland, cattle, oil, etc.

Well, maybe if just Oklahoma and Texas left.

No one gives a damn about Arkansas.

I guess you would still have Iowa and Nebraska, but still.

We don't just farm cows here in Wisconsin, you know.

Admittedly, most of the corn and soybeans are used to feed cows, or make ethanol in the case of the corn, but to sum up: we have farmland and cattle, and the Middle East and Alaska have oil.

Shut dafuq up Wisconsin, no one likes you or Michigan.

But I don't think Wisconsin could make up for the crops and livestock lost by Oklahoma and Texas, Texas more importantly. At least, couldn't make up for it quickly.

[Wisconsin9]

We don't just farm cows here in Wisconsin, you know.

Admittedly, most of the corn and soybeans are used to feed cows, or make ethanol in the case of the corn, but to sum up: we have farmland and cattle, and the Middle East and Alaska have oil.

Shut dafuq up Wisconsin, no one likes you or Michigan.

I agree with you about Michigan. Anyway, where will you get your cheese if we declare a CHEESE EMBARGO!?

And I don't think we could make up for all of it, but if it wasn't used to feed cows/make ethanol and was instead used to feed people, it could probably make up for a pretty good chunk of it.

[Nationstatelandsville]

We don't just farm cows here in Wisconsin, you know.

Admittedly, most of the corn and soybeans are used to feed cows, or make ethanol in the case of the corn, but to sum up: we have farmland and cattle, and the Middle East and Alaska have oil.

Shut dafuq up Wisconsin, no one likes you or Michigan.

But I don't think Wisconsin could make up for the crops and livestock lost by Oklahoma and Texas, Texas more importantly. At least, couldn't make up for it quickly.

Texas exports Engineers, which, by the way, is the subject of this thread.

[Wisconsin9]

Shut dafuq up Wisconsin, no one likes you or Michigan.

But I don't think Wisconsin could make up for the crops and livestock lost by Oklahoma and Texas, Texas more importantly. At least, couldn't make up for it quickly.

Texas exports Engineers, which, by the way, is the subject of this thread.

Soldier is from somewhere in the Midwest, which includes Wisconsin.

[Knoxcrest]

Shut dafuq up Wisconsin, no one likes you or Michigan.

But I don't think Wisconsin could make up for the crops and livestock lost by Oklahoma and Texas, Texas more importantly. At least, couldn't make up for it quickly.

Texas exports Engineers, which, by the way, is the subject of this thread.

Yup.

Texas built 'dat. Dat's what it was made for.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Texas exports Engineers, which, by the way, is the subject of this thread.

Soldier is from somewhere in the Midwest, which includes Wisconsin.

Lies. Soldier is from every army movie ever.

Texas exports Engineers, which, by the way, is the subject of this thread.

Yup.

Texas built 'dat. Dat's what it was made for.

(nods)

Oil and the Bush family were unintended consequences of the Engineer.

[Wisconsin9]

Hey, are they doing Saxxy awards again this year?

[Knoxcrest]

Soldier is from somewhere in the Midwest, which includes Wisconsin.

Lies. Soldier is from every army movie ever.

Yup.

Texas built 'dat. Dat's what it was made for.

(nods)

Oil and the Bush family were unintended consequences of the Engineer.

Engineer needed oil to make his machines run.

The Bush Family was indeed an unintended consequence.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Hey, are they doing Saxxy awards again this year?

Saxxy?

[Wisconsin9]

Lies. Soldier is from every army movie ever.



(nods)

Oil and the Bush family were unintended consequences of the Engineer.

Engineer needed oil to make his machines run.

The Bush Family was indeed an unintended consequence.

Soldier is from somewhere in the Midwest, which includes Wisconsin.

Lies. Soldier is from every army movie ever.

Yup.

Texas built 'dat. Dat's what it was made for.

(nods)

Oil and the Bush family were unintended consequences of the Engineer.

You got ninja'd! Uh... I mean... spai'd!

[Wisconsin9]

Hey, are they doing Saxxy awards again this year?

Saxxy?

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Saxxy

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/First_Annual_Saxxy_Awards

[Nationstatelandsville]

Saxxy?

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Saxxy

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/First_Annual_Saxxy_Awards

So that's what that asshole Pyro was doing to me last night!

Uh, I mean, cool.