Dark Syde Phil Fan Thread

by **Wisconsin9** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:24 pm

Alright, everyone, I have a new life goal for TF2. As you are probably not aware, there are exactly nine Vintage Big Kills in existence. I intend to purchase all nine of them, then troll every collector in the game by destroying eight of them and keeping the last one for myself. What do you think?

by **Azrael** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:31 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:Alright, everyone, I have a new life goal for TF2. As you are probably not aware, there are exactly nine Vintage Big Kills in existence. I intend to purchase all nine of them, then troll every collector in the game by destroying eight of them and keeping the last one for myself. What do you think?

That... that is a grande idea. :twisted:

by **Wisconsin9** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:52 pm

Azrael wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:Alright, everyone, I have a new life goal for TF2. As you are probably not aware, there are exactly nine Vintage Big Kills in existence. I intend to purchase all nine of them, then troll every collector in the game by destroying eight of them and keeping the last one for myself. What do you think?

That... that is a grande idea.

Or maybe I'll hold them ransom for, like, a hundred buds each. All of them or none of them. And if they don't grt bought, then I'll stream it live as I delete them all.

by **Azrael** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:01 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:
Azrael wrote:That... that is a grande idea.

Or maybe I'll hold them ransom for, like, a hundred buds each. All of them or none of them. And if they don't grt bought, then I'll stream it live as I delete them all.

Even better.

by **Wisconsin9** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:09 pm

Azrael wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:Or maybe I'll hold them ransom for, like, a hundred buds each. All of them or none of them. And if they don't grt bought, then I'll stream it live as I delete them all.

Even better.

Yes, I am an evil sum bitch. Problem is, it'll cost over ten thousand dollars to buy enough buds to get the BKs. And I don't even know who owns the damn things. And then I need to convince the people to sell them. And did I mention that it'll cost over ten thousand dollars?

by **Azrael** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:39 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:
Azrael wrote:Even better.

Yes, I am an evil sum bitch. Problem is, it'll cost over ten thousand dollars to buy enough buds to get the BKs. And I don't even know who owns the damn things. And then I need to convince the people to sell them. And did I mention that it'll cost over ten thousand dollars?

Psh, it costs more to fire Sasha for twelve seconds! I don't see how this should be a problem. Wait a sec...

by **Wisconsin9** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:39 pm

Azrael wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:Yes, I am an evil sum bitch. Problem is, it'll cost over ten thousand dollars to buy enough buds to get the BKs. And I don't even know who owns the damn things. And then I need to convince the people to sell them. And did I mention that it'll cost over ten thousand dollars?

Psh, it costs more to fire Sasha for twelve seconds! I don't see how this should be a problem. Wait a sec...

Problem is, I'm not a mercenary earning several million dollars a year.

by **Azrael** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 7:42 pm

As of right now, Wisconsin and I are about to play. Care to join us?

by **Biernackia** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:03 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:
Azrael wrote:Psh, it costs more to fire Sasha for twelve seconds! I don't see how this should be a problem. Wait a sec...

Problem is, I'm not a mercenary earning several million dollars a year.

That is true,remembering he gave a kid seven thousand dollars for halloween.

by **Wisconsin9** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:08 pm

Biernackia wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:Problem is, I'm not a mercenary earning several million dollars a year.

That is true,remembering he gave a kid seven thousand dollars for halloween.

And Demoman earned, what was it, twenty million in a year? I mean, he had multiple jobs, but still.

by **Biernackia** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:46 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:
Biernackia wrote:That is true,remembering he gave a kid seven thousand dollars for halloween.

And Demoman earned, what was it, twenty million in a year? I mean, he had multiple jobs, but still.

Yep...speaking of that comic....how do you get 26 jobs?

by **Nationstatelandsville** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 10:18 pm

"Gentlemen, today we launch a monkey... INTO SPACE!"

That line always gets me.

by **Biernackia** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 10:41 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Gentlemen, today we launch a monkey... INTO SPACE!"

That line always gets me.

Because it Involves monkeys?

by **Knoxcrest** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:11 am

Heh.

Eez funneh.

by **Azrael** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:15 am

Knoxcrest wrote:Heh.

Eez funneh.

I showed that to my friend yesterday (like 8 hours ago) and we we're both laughing it up.

by **Knoxcrest** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:18 am

Azrael wrote:
Knoxcrest wrote:Heh.

Eez funneh.

I showed that to my friend yesterday (like 8 hours ago) and we we're both laughing it up.

Seen this one?

by **Nationstatelandsville** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:19 am

Knoxcrest wrote:Heh.

Eez funneh.

Can't breath.

by **Knoxcrest** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:22 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Knoxcrest wrote:Heh.

Eez funneh.

Can't breath.

You! Coward!

We still need to face off like men. Or be on same team like men.

Either way, we must play some time in the near future.

by **Nationstatelandsville** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:23 am

Knoxcrest wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can't breath.

You! Coward!

We still need to face off like men. Or not.

Gladly, but we need to find a server with the pre-packaged maps.

Because Steam clearly does not wish to unload my skill on the world. Clearly.

by **Azrael** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:24 am

Knoxcrest wrote:
Azrael wrote:I showed that to my friend yesterday (like 8 hours ago) and we we're both laughing it up.

Seen this one?

That I have not. Whoa boy.

by **Nationstatelandsville** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:25 am

Knoxcrest wrote:
Azrael wrote:I showed that to my friend yesterday (like 8 hours ago) and we we're both laughing it up.

Seen this one?

"I WILL NEVER. STOP. KILLING YOU."

Perfect.

by **Nationstatelandsville** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:31 am

All of you shall join this server: 65.18.168.31:27055

Unless you have a better one. That one has annoying adds, but nothing that gets in the way.

by **Rebelhood** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:32 am

I like using the heavy, the gloves of running urgently and the sandvitch make a good combination. Medics really just allow you to mow people down.

by **Biernackia** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:33 am

Rebelhood wrote:I like using the heavy, the gloves of running urgently and the sandvitch make a good combination. Medics really just allow you to mow people down.

You use the regular Minigun?

by **Rebelhood** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:36 am

Biernackia wrote:
Rebelhood wrote:I like using the heavy, the gloves of running urgently and the sandvitch make a good combination. Medics really just allow you to mow people down.

You use the regular Minigun?

Yeah, the other one has weaker bullets.

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