Dark Syde Phil Fan Thread

[Knoxcrest]

Behold, my awesomely bland Medic!

[Nationstatelandsville]

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Behold, my awesomely bland Medic!

I'm not spending money on that shit, so all of my characters are default.

[Knoxcrest]

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Behold, my awesomely bland Medic!

I'm not spending money on that shit, so all of my characters are default.

You can sometimes find items in-game for free.

Like me. I found the Jag and the smallest gun know to man.

Unfortunately, I haven't found any hats. *disappointment head shake*

[Azrael]

Just got it last night. Not played anything but the practices.

At the moment, I prefer Demoman and Heavy, though I cycle through the them depending on what I think is appropriate for the situation.

Always a good plan. If my team has four spies, and no medics, I will always go medic even though I don't like it. No team needs more than three of a given class, unless you're defending and have an excellent turtling point, in which case 6 engis and 6 pyros couldn't fail.

Reminds me of my Doublecross server. There's always 4 snipers and hardly any engies.

I think other people can still friend a F2P player though.

That they can mate. I'm f2p and have 12 friends!

I'm not spending money on that shit, so all of my characters are default.

You can get items from drops.


Damn, it looks like the 24/7 Doublecross server I usually play is suffering HORRENDOUS lag. Probably a result from it temporarily switching to Doomsday.
I'm not spending money on that shit, so all of my characters are default.

[Knoxcrest]

Good. Username initiating. User name initiated. Scanning. Username confirmed. Username: zedoctorisin

In other news: I fail at demomanning. *nod*

[Wisconsin9]

Good. Username initiating. User name initiated. Scanning. Username confirmed. Username: zedoctorisin

In other news: I fail at demomanning. *nod*

On 2fort, it's fun to troll enemy snipers by sticky jumping in, hitting them with a few pills, then running for your life when they run for theirs.

[Knoxcrest]

Good. Username initiating. User name initiated. Scanning. Username confirmed. Username: zedoctorisin

In other news: I fail at demomanning. *nod*

On 2fort, it's fun to troll enemy snipers by sticky jumping in, hitting them with a few pills, then running for your life when they run for theirs.

Knowing my luck it'd be more like:

Jump in, fire stickies at sniper while going around corner, forget I fired a sticky on the corner while I was running around it, run back around to hide, suicide.

Though I have actually had a few good rounds with Demoman, I'll stick with Medic and Soldier.

[Nationstatelandsville]

On 2fort, it's fun to troll enemy snipers by sticky jumping in, hitting them with a few pills, then running for your life when they run for theirs.

Knowing my luck it'd be more like:

Jump in, fire stickies at sniper while going around corner, forget I fired a sticky on the corner while I was running around it, run back around to hide, suicide.

Though I have actually had a few good rounds with Demoman, I'll stick with Medic and Soldier.

My strategy consists of running and shooting at things until I die.

Hence the Heavy.

Demoman's for when I can't reach them and still want to shoot at them.

[Knoxcrest]

Knowing my luck it'd be more like:

Jump in, fire stickies at sniper while going around corner, forget I fired a sticky on the corner while I was running around it, run back around to hide, suicide.

Though I have actually had a few good rounds with Demoman, I'll stick with Medic and Soldier.

My strategy consists of running and shooting at things until I die.

Hence the Heavy.

Demoman's for when I can't reach them and still want to shoot at them.

You call for Medic at times yes?

Always call for Medic. Because it makes me proud when a Heavy calls for Medic.

Because I feel useful. Oh, and I turn invincible when me and the Heavy get Ubercharged. That's always good.

[Nationstatelandsville]

My strategy consists of running and shooting at things until I die.

Hence the Heavy.

Demoman's for when I can't reach them and still want to shoot at them.

You call for Medic at times yes?

Always call for Medic. Because it makes me proud when a Heavy calls for Medic.

Because I feel useful. Oh, and I turn invincible when me and the Heavy get Ubercharged. That's always good.

Always, but the bastard never comes.

[Wisconsin9]

My strategy consists of running and shooting at things until I die.

Hence the Heavy.

Demoman's for when I can't reach them and still want to shoot at them.

You call for Medic at times yes?

Always call for Medic. Because it makes me proud when a Heavy calls for Medic.

Because I feel useful. Oh, and I turn invincible when me and the Heavy get Ubercharged. That's always good.

My two least favorite things inTF2: Pyros who don't airblast you when you're fucking burning, and medics who keep healing fully overhealed Heavies when you've got low health/are burning/have low health and are burning.

[Knoxcrest]

You call for Medic at times yes?

Always call for Medic. Because it makes me proud when a Heavy calls for Medic.

Because I feel useful. Oh, and I turn invincible when me and the Heavy get Ubercharged. That's always good.

Always, but the bastard never comes.

Oh...

Don't be such a baby. Medics grow back. ...No zey don't. [/reference]

That's why I play as Medic, because it must be done. Nothing better than keeping team alive, shooting needles at people and occasionally sawing people to death.

[Knoxcrest]

You call for Medic at times yes?

Always call for Medic. Because it makes me proud when a Heavy calls for Medic.

Because I feel useful. Oh, and I turn invincible when me and the Heavy get Ubercharged. That's always good.

My two least favorite things inTF2: Pyros who don't airblast you when you're fucking burning, and medics who keep healing fully overhealed Heavies when you've got low health/are burning/have low health and are burning.

Yes, that's the only time I don't ubercharge Heavies first thing, when someone needs health more.

[Wisconsin9]

My two least favorite things inTF2: Pyros who don't airblast you when you're fucking burning, and medics who keep healing fully overhealed Heavies when you've got low health/are burning/have low health and are burning.

Yes, that's the only time I don't ubercharge Heavies first thing, when someone needs health more.

You're literally one in a thousand, then.

[Knoxcrest]

Yes, that's the only time I don't ubercharge Heavies first thing, when someone needs health more.

You're literally one in a thousand, then.

Of course, there's the occasional bastard Scout that calls for healing and won't stand the fuck still. And the sniper that forces me to go find him and realize he doesn't need healing all that much.

However, with a username like "Ze_Doctor_Is_In", I must respond to all calls. *nod*

[Nationstatelandsville]

You're literally one in a thousand, then.

Of course, there's the occasional bastard Scout that calls for healing and won't stand the fuck still. And the sniper that forces me to go find him and realize he doesn't need healing all that much.

However, with a username like "Ze_Doctor_Is_In", I must respond to all calls. *nod*

I was a Healer for one game.

NOTE: Do not try to rush an enemy Soldier armed with a healing gun. You will not win, you will die, and the Soldier will laugh.

[Ende]

You call for Medic at times yes?

Always call for Medic. Because it makes me proud when a Heavy calls for Medic.

Because I feel useful. Oh, and I turn invincible when me and the Heavy get Ubercharged. That's always good.

Always, but the bastard never comes.

When playing Medic, you have two priorities.

One, overheal the Heavy at all times.

Two, laugh at other classes attempting to get a Medic unless they're Soldiers and Pyros.

[Knoxcrest]

Of course, there's the occasional bastard Scout that calls for healing and won't stand the fuck still. And the sniper that forces me to go find him and realize he doesn't need healing all that much.

However, with a username like "Ze_Doctor_Is_In", I must respond to all calls. *nod*

I was a Healer for one game.

NOTE: Do not try to rush an enemy Soldier armed with a healing gun. You will not win, you will die, and the Soldier will laugh.

The Healing gun doesn't work so well in combat, Nat.

"If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!"

-Soldier that killed Nat

[Wisconsin9]

Of course, there's the occasional bastard Scout that calls for healing and won't stand the fuck still. And the sniper that forces me to go find him and realize he doesn't need healing all that much.

However, with a username like "Ze_Doctor_Is_In", I must respond to all calls. *nod*

I was a Healer for one game.

NOTE: Do not try to rush an enemy Soldier armed with a healing gun. You will not win, you will die, and the Soldier will laugh.

Hell, I'd sooner rush a Pyro with nothing but my knife. Undisguised and uncloaked.

[Knoxcrest]

I was a Healer for one game.

NOTE: Do not try to rush an enemy Soldier armed with a healing gun. You will not win, you will die, and the Soldier will laugh.

Hell, I'd sooner rush a Pyro with nothing but my knife. Undisguised and uncloaked.

From how far away, is the Pyro good, does he have any kind of special equipment and is the server laggy?

THOSE. Are the questions. *nod*

[Nationstatelandsville]

I was a Healer for one game.

NOTE: Do not try to rush an enemy Soldier armed with a healing gun. You will not win, you will die, and the Soldier will laugh.

Hell, I'd sooner rush a Pyro with nothing but my knife. Undisguised and uncloaked.

I like trying to be a Spy. I feel like a fucking bad-ass for five seconds, and then I de-cloak and move out of position a little bit, end up slaughtered by a Sentry.

Fuck Sentries.

[Ende]

TF2 is awesome.

I primarily play Medic and Pyro. I'm only good at Medic, but Pyro is a fun class.

[Knoxcrest]

Hell, I'd sooner rush a Pyro with nothing but my knife. Undisguised and uncloaked.

I like trying to be a Spy. I feel like a fucking bad-ass for five seconds, and then I de-cloak and move out of position a little bit, end up slaughtered by a Sentry.

Fuck Sentries.

Spah sappin' mah sentry!

If you see a sentry,

1. Cloak
2. Sap
3. Stab Engie

[Nationstatelandsville]

I like trying to be a Spy. I feel like a fucking bad-ass for five seconds, and then I de-cloak and move out of position a little bit, end up slaughtered by a Sentry.

Fuck Sentries.

Spah sappin' mah sentry!

If you see a sentry,

1. Cloak
2. Sap
3. Stab Engie

My plan...

1.) Cloak

2.) Awkwardly walk up to Sentry

3.) De-cloak by accident

4.) Become acquainted with bullets in an intimate way

[Ende]

Hell, I'd sooner rush a Pyro with nothing but my knife. Undisguised and uncloaked.

I like trying to be a Spy. I feel like a fucking bad-ass for five seconds, and then I de-cloak and move out of position a little bit, end up slaughtered by a Sentry.

Fuck Sentries.

That's pretty much Spy in a nutshell.