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Postby Biernackia » Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:51 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:


Cool.

Yep.

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Postby Natair » Mon Aug 06, 2012 5:10 am

Biernackia wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Cool.

Yep.

Now for pointless stuff nobody cares about xD: Are there trench coats and stuff so I can be an assassin? >.>
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Postby Syleru » Mon Aug 06, 2012 2:43 pm

Natair wrote:
Biernackia wrote:Yep.

Now for pointless stuff nobody cares about xD: Are there trench coats and stuff so I can be an assassin? >.>


Well, the spy is the most assassin-like you can be.
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Mon Aug 06, 2012 2:47 pm

Syleru wrote:
Natair wrote:Now for pointless stuff nobody cares about xD: Are there trench coats and stuff so I can be an assassin? >.>


Well, the spy is the most assassin-like you can be.

Spy: jack of all trades, master of three.
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Postby DesAnges » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:07 pm

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:12 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:
Syleru wrote:
Well, the spy is the most assassin-like you can be.

Spy: jack of all trades, master of three.


Stabbing, sapping, and burning to death.
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:14 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:Spy: jack of all trades, master of three.


Stabbing, sapping, and burning to death.

That's only a bad spy. For a good spy, it's close-range assassination, sabotage, and espionage.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:16 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Stabbing, sapping, and burning to death.

That's only a bad spy. For a good spy, it's close-range assassination, sabotage, and espionage.


Espionage?

Pfft. Try telling secrets when there's an axe in your skull.
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:18 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:That's only a bad spy. For a good spy, it's close-range assassination, sabotage, and espionage.


Espionage?

Pfft. Try telling secrets when there's an axe in your skull.

Trying putting an axe in someone's skull when you can't find them.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:20 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Espionage?

Pfft. Try telling secrets when there's an axe in your skull.

Trying putting an axe in someone's skull when you can't find them.


Try hiding when you're on fire.

(Pyro v. Spy stare-down)
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:22 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:Trying putting an axe in someone's skull when you can't find them.


Try hiding when you're on fire.

(Pyro v. Spy stare-down)

Try lighting someone on fire when you spend half a second on each spot and they're holding a spycicle.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:23 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Try hiding when you're on fire.

(Pyro v. Spy stare-down)

Try lighting someone on fire when you spend half a second on each spot and they're holding a spycicle.


Simple; spinning around like a madman until the Spy lowers his guard.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
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From a work to a work I was led to a work."
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I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Postby Biernackia » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:24 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Try hiding when you're on fire.

(Pyro v. Spy stare-down)

Try lighting someone on fire when you spend half a second on each spot and they're holding a spycicle.

Try rage quitting and crying while eating Ben and jerrys ice cream because you're a failure pyro.

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Postby Wisconsin9 » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:24 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:Try lighting someone on fire when you spend half a second on each spot and they're holding a spycicle.


Simple; spinning around like a madman until the Spy lowers his guard.

A Spy that lowers his guard is a bad one.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:27 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Simple; spinning around like a madman until the Spy lowers his guard.

A Spy that lowers his guard is a bad one.


Then all this game has is bad Spies.

Biernackia wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:Try lighting someone on fire when you spend half a second on each spot and they're holding a spycicle.

Try rage quitting and crying while eating Ben and jerrys ice cream because you're a failure pyro.


The least dignifying thing possible is being murdered by a Medic.
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From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
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I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Wisconsin9 » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:29 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:A Spy that lowers his guard is a bad one.


Then all this game has is bad Spies.

How do you figure?
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:30 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Then all this game has is bad Spies.

How do you figure?


Because the only Spies to kill me are bastards who camp in my base while I'm trying to walk out the door, and those guys never live long after that.

And I suck.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Wisconsin9 » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:33 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:How do you figure?


Because the only Spies to kill me are bastards who camp in my base while I'm trying to walk out the door, and those guys never live long after that.

And I suck.

Then you're playing with bad Spies. I have a couple of basic principles when spying: 1) Know when to bug out. 2) Never do more than two or three kills before bugging out. 3) The team comes before yourself.
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Postby Syleru » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:44 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Try hiding when you're on fire.

(Pyro v. Spy stare-down)

Try lighting someone on fire when you spend half a second on each spot and they're holding a spycicle.


I'm probably the best spy here (no lie) and pyros are super-easy to take down.

Ambassador crit headshots before they can even light up their W+M1 machine.

Stairstabs on inclined surfaces, easy strafe-stabs when they get really close and a good corner stab for those persistent spammers trying to axtinguish you.
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The only policies in my nation that I agree with are it's religious freedom and environmental sanctity policies. Do not think that I'm an anti-LGBT, dystopian repressive isolationist fascist and what have you mastermind trying to mask a greater goal under hordes of advertisements, propaganda and policing.
In short, my nation is a highly policed strict, seemingly utopian autocracy with an almost religious environmental fetish.
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:48 pm

Syleru wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:Try lighting someone on fire when you spend half a second on each spot and they're holding a spycicle.


I'm probably the best spy here (no lie) and pyros are super-easy to take down.

Ambassador crit headshots before they can even light up their W+M1 machine.

Stairstabs on inclined surfaces, easy strafe-stabs when they get really close and a good corner stab for those persistent spammers trying to axtinguish you.

I just hide from Pyros until they pass.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:50 pm

Syleru wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:Try lighting someone on fire when you spend half a second on each spot and they're holding a spycicle.


I'm probably the best spy here (no lie) and pyros are super-easy to take down.

Ambassador crit headshots before they can even light up their W+M1 machine.

Stairstabs on inclined surfaces, easy strafe-stabs when they get really close and a good corner stab for those persistent spammers trying to axtinguish you.


Here's a tip; don't use a knife on a Pyro unless you know it will kill you. It will end poorly.

That's where about 75% of my Spy kills come from, and Spies make up about 50% of my kills usually.

Also, don't run in front of a Pyro in disguise. A good Pyro is always Spychecking.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Edward Richtofen » Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:57 pm

THE SPY IS A HEAVY!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol reverse psychology
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:11 pm

Edward Richtofen wrote:THE SPY IS A HEAVY!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol reverse psychology


There was one guy who kept screaming "THAT PYRO IS A SPY!" when I walked by (as a Pyro), so, when auto-balance switched him, I voiced my disapproval with a shotgun shell.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Syleru » Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:30 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Syleru wrote:
I'm probably the best spy here (no lie) and pyros are super-easy to take down.

Ambassador crit headshots before they can even light up their W+M1 machine.

Stairstabs on inclined surfaces, easy strafe-stabs when they get really close and a good corner stab for those persistent spammers trying to axtinguish you.


Here's a tip; don't use a knife on a Pyro unless you know it will kill you. It will end poorly.

That's where about 75% of my Spy kills come from, and Spies make up about 50% of my kills usually.

Also, don't run in front of a Pyro in disguise. A good Pyro is always Spychecking.


Spy priorities (Well, my list) :

- 1st is Medic (He can keep his team alive, prolonging your teams attack attempt or weakening your defense, ubers are devastating, kill before they can get uber!)
- 2nd is Heavy (Heavies are slow, fat and are medics numero uno choice for buddies, hard for most classes to kill, easy for spies)
- 3rd is Engineer (Engineers can only be taken down by ubers, corner peeking demos and pyros or spies, their sentries can wreck your team)
- 4th is Soldier/Demoman (Both are slow and explosive, they can destroy encamped positions with their splash damage, stop this menace now!)
- 5th is Sniper (A competent sniper will pick off essential targets, like heavies, you want to protect your team so shove your knife right up their *expletive deleted*)
- 6th is fellow Spies (While pyros can easily take out bad-medium spies, it's always good to enroll in counter-espionage, spot the signs of a spy and slink your knife right into the rogue's back)
- 7th is Pyro (Pyros are spies hard counter, flames light up cloaked and disguised spies without the spycicle in an instant, employ all your spy knowledge to counter them because they can be little bitches at times)
-8th is Scout (Scouts are fast, really fast, don't focus on them, soldiers, demos and other scouts can deal with these quick little bunnies)
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Tarvelia wrote:Environazis.

The only policies in my nation that I agree with are it's religious freedom and environmental sanctity policies. Do not think that I'm an anti-LGBT, dystopian repressive isolationist fascist and what have you mastermind trying to mask a greater goal under hordes of advertisements, propaganda and policing.
In short, my nation is a highly policed strict, seemingly utopian autocracy with an almost religious environmental fetish.
★ PROUD MEMBER OF THE ANTI-COMMUNISM ALLIACE
Syleruian Information Links / Syleruian Carbon Output Index (Closed for now)

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:33 pm

Syleru wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Here's a tip; don't use a knife on a Pyro unless you know it will kill you. It will end poorly.

That's where about 75% of my Spy kills come from, and Spies make up about 50% of my kills usually.

Also, don't run in front of a Pyro in disguise. A good Pyro is always Spychecking.


Spy priorities (Well, my list) :

- 1st is Medic (He can keep his team alive, prolonging your teams attack attempt or weakening your defense, ubers are devastating, kill before they can get uber!)
- 2nd is Heavy (Heavies are slow, fat and are medics numero uno choice for buddies, hard for most classes to kill, easy for spies)
- 3rd is Engineer (Engineers can only be taken down by ubers, corner peeking demos and pyros or spies, their sentries can wreck your team)
- 4th is Soldier/Demoman (Both are slow and explosive, they can destroy encamped positions with their splash damage, stop this menace now!)
- 5th is Sniper (A competent sniper will pick off essential targets, like heavies, you want to protect your team so shove your knife right up their *expletive deleted*)
- 6th is fellow Spies (While pyros can easily take out bad-medium spies, it's always good to enroll in counter-espionage, spot the signs of a spy and slink your knife right into the rogue's back)
- 7th is Pyro (Pyros are spies hard counter, flames light up cloaked and disguised spies without the spycicle in an instant, employ all your spy knowledge to counter them because they can be little bitches at times)
-8th is Scout (Scouts are fast, really fast, don't focus on them, soldiers, demos and other scouts can deal with these quick little bunnies)


Scouts exist only to annoy the stronger classes, but are necessary to reach the goal in most games.

Don't focus on them, no matter what class you are.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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