Carousel Boutique: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

by **Ironmacedonia** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:52 pm

Saurisisia wrote:
Ironmacedonia wrote:Hey, know what the best pony is? This one -

(Image)

Why?

Because it's real, it doesn't talk, and it's not pink.

Where's the fun in that?

Seriously, a talking pony would be fucking awesome.

It would be brilliant, but I'd suggest the government take it away for scientific experiments to advance the human race.

https://dragcave.net/user/Bellumsaur13 · by **Saurisisia** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:54 pm

Ironmacedonia wrote:
Saurisisia wrote:
Where's the fun in that?

Seriously, a talking pony would be fucking awesome.

It would be brilliant, but I'd suggest the government take it away for scientific experiments to advance the human race.

Screw the Human race, it's full of idiots and opportunistic bastards.

At least a talking pony wouldn't be like that... or at least as bad.

by **Duzels** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:54 pm

The only good pony is a talking colorful pony.

https://dragcave.net/user/Bellumsaur13 · by **Saurisisia** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:54 pm

Duzels wrote:The only good pony is a talking colorful pony.

What about a regular talking Pony?

by **Olthar** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:56 pm

Ironmacedonia wrote:Hey, know what the best pony is? This one -

(Image)

Why?

Because it's real, it doesn't talk, and it's not pink.

Aside from being real, those traits you mentioned are actually reasons why that pony is inferior.

Ironmacedonia wrote:
Saurisisia wrote:
Where's the fun in that?

Seriously, a talking pony would be fucking awesome.

It would be brilliant, but I'd suggest the government take it away for scientific experiments to advance the human race.

Fuck humans. We suck. Virtually every sapient being from any fictional world is better than us, including ponies.

Duzels wrote:The only good pony is a talking colorful pony.

True dat! *brohoof*

by **The Floor Kippers** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:57 pm

Ironmacedonia wrote:Hey, know what the best pony is? This one -

(Image)

Why?

Because it's real, it doesn't talk, and it's not pink.

You're just so...

https://dragcave.net/user/Bellumsaur13 · by **Saurisisia** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:59 pm

Olthar wrote:Aside from being real, those traits you mentioned are actually reasons why that pony is inferior.

Especially the "not talking part".

Fuck humans. We suck. Virtually every sapient being from any fictional world is better than us, including ponies.

Hell yeah!

by **Goskova** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:05 pm

I think a talking pony would be awful, I mean who would he be able to talk to? Us humans? Bah, pony's aren't interested in human things! You'd need a fair few talking ponies so they could have friends!

by **Soxastan** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:12 pm

Goskova wrote:I think a talking pony would be awful, I mean who would he be able to talk to? Us humans? Bah, pony's aren't interested in human things! You'd need a fair few talking ponies so they could have friends!

Hey, you're right! We need more talking ponies. Thanks for making me realize this. You deserve a brohoof.

by **Olthar** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:26 pm

Goskova wrote:I think a talking pony would be awful, I mean who would he be able to talk to? Us humans? Bah, pony's aren't interested in human things! You'd need a fair few talking ponies so they could have friends!

Exactly! That's we we need a few thousand of them. You know, because ponies can never have too many friends. Just look at Pinkie Pie.

by **Genivaria** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:29 pm

I just started a thread in General about NATO of all things. I expect either little turn out or a massive shit-storm.

by **Duzels** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:33 pm

Olthar wrote:
Goskova wrote:I think a talking pony would be awful, I mean who would he be able to talk to? Us humans? Bah, pony's aren't interested in human things! You'd need a fair few talking ponies so they could have friends!

Exactly! That's we we need a few thousand of them. You know, because ponies can never have too many friends. Just look at Pinkie Pie.

A few thousand? Why stop there, you are thinking too small.

https://dragcave.net/user/Bellumsaur13 · by **Saurisisia** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:36 pm

Soxastan wrote:
Goskova wrote:I think a talking pony would be awful, I mean who would he be able to talk to? Us humans? Bah, pony's aren't interested in human things! You'd need a fair few talking ponies so they could have friends!

Hey, you're right! We need more talking ponies. Thanks for making me realize this. You deserve a brohoof.

Dammit, we do!

by **Mavorpen** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:38 pm

Yeah man, almost to 4k posts. This makes Dash happy.

by **Olthar** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:41 pm

So awesome!

This is pretty badass, too.

That lipstick so does not match those nails/eyeshadow.

She looks like someone beat her face with a brick. :|

Nice. I approve.

I like that there are so many steampunk pony pics laying around.

Not bad. Not bad, at all.

Wow, that makes it all seem rather tragic. :/

lol

Incredible. Just incredible.

Oh, and I've got a nice Pinkie Pie pic for anyone who wants it.

by **Goskova** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:42 pm

I believe talking ponies are a thing of the not too distant future, I already made my neighbours pony eat a mini radio.. We are getting closer my friends!

by **Ameriganastan** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:47 pm

Olthar wrote: Oh, and I've got a nice Pinkie Pie pic for anyone who wants it.

Send it here. And I think I spied a nip in that Fluttershy you posted.

by **Ameriganastan** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:49 pm

Filly Jack and Filly Dash

by **Soxastan** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:50 pm

Goskova wrote:I believe talking ponies are a thing of the not too distant future, I already made my neighbours pony eat a mini radio.. We are getting closer my friends!

Uhhhhhh.......okay.

Ameriganastan wrote:
Olthar wrote: Oh, and I've got a nice Pinkie Pie pic for anyone who wants it.

Send it here.

Send it here as well.

by **Olthar** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:54 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Olthar wrote: Oh, and I've got a nice Pinkie Pie pic for anyone who wants it.

Send it here. And I think I spied a nip in that Fluttershy you posted.

Eenope. Just a red gradient.