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Postby Episarta » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:34 am




I don't know why...but I sort of liked that. What is wrong with me!? :unsure:
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Postby West Failure » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:36 am

Prove your supposed knowledge then Cromarty.
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Postby Fedeledland » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:36 am

In Spanish, anything by Arjona.

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Where there was never an eye?"

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Postby Meryuma » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:38 am

West Failure wrote:
Unicorn Sex wrote:?


That is magnificently bad.


Probably because he got it wrong. It's "real Gs". I don't like Lil Wayne but that's not a particularly bad line.

Anyways,

I swag, I swag, I swag, I swag
I cook, I cook, I chef, I chef
Swag, swag


from Lil B's I Cook. It's probably intentional, though (much like Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell).
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Postby Cromarty » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:40 am

West Failure wrote:
Cromarty wrote:I know this. You're wrong.


Prove your supposed knowledge then.
Well for one, Infantalism is a word not used outside of psychology or medicine, and doesn't mean what you're using it to mean.

And no. two, "lady lumps" would be either a metaphor or euphemism for breasts. Which doesn't make it 'babytalk'.

Intellectual snobbery doesn't work when your argument is stupid bro.
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Postby Ceannairceach » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:41 am

Euroslavia wrote:I'm shocked that no one has mentioned Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj.
http://www.killerhiphop.com/nicki-minaj ... oe-lyrics/

That was going to be my suggestion.

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Postby Neo-Erusea » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:42 am

I don't know. Close call between:

Rebecca Black's Friday
Willow Smith's Whip my Hair
Jenna Rose's My Jeans

Its a marvel that people call that music. The second song I've even heard on the radio. I don't advise anyone to listen to these though...
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Postby West Failure » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:42 am

Cromarty wrote:
West Failure wrote:
Prove your supposed knowledge then.
Well for one, Infantalism is a word not used outside of psychology or medicine, and doesn't mean what you're using it to mean.

And no. two, "lady lumps" would be either a metaphor or euphemism for breasts. Which doesn't make it 'babytalk'.

Intellectual snobbery doesn't work when your argument is stupid bro.


I said prove and apparently you can't. Bye
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Postby Meryuma » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:43 am

Neo-Erusea wrote:I don't know. Close call between:

Rebecca Black's Fridau
Willow Smith's Whip my Hair
Jenna Rose's My Jeans

Its a marvel that people call that music. The second song I've even heard on the radio. I don't advise anyone to listen to these though...


Just because something is bad doesn't mean it's not music. Is a really trashy, cheap novel not a novel? Is The Room not a movie?
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Potarius wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:Gravity is a natural phenomenon by which physical bodies attract with a force proportional to their mass.


In layman's terms, orgy time.


Niur wrote: my soul has no soul.


Saint Clair Island wrote:The English language sucks. From now on, I will refer to the second definition of sexual as "fucktacular."


Trotskylvania wrote:Alternatively, we could go on an epic quest to Plato's Cave to find the legendary artifact, Ockham's Razor.



Norstal wrote:Gunpowder Plot: America.

Meryuma: "Well, I just hope these hyperboles don't...

*puts on sunglasses*

blow out of proportions."

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Postby Neo-Erusea » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:44 am

Meryuma wrote:
Neo-Erusea wrote:I don't know. Close call between:

Rebecca Black's Fridau
Willow Smith's Whip my Hair
Jenna Rose's My Jeans

Its a marvel that people call that music. The second song I've even heard on the radio. I don't advise anyone to listen to these though...


Just because something is bad doesn't mean it's not music. Is a really trashy, cheap novel not a novel? Is The Room not a movie?


No, its trash, something to be disposed of and forgotten.
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Postby Oterro » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:45 am

Neo-Erusea wrote:
Meryuma wrote:
Just because something is bad doesn't mean it's not music. Is a really trashy, cheap novel not a novel? Is The Room not a movie?


No, its trash, something to be disposed of and forgotten.

You fascist~!
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Postby Cromarty » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:46 am

West Failure wrote:
Cromarty wrote:Well for one, Infantalism is a word not used outside of psychology or medicine, and doesn't mean what you're using it to mean.

And no. two, "lady lumps" would be either a metaphor or euphemism for breasts. Which doesn't make it 'babytalk'.

Intellectual snobbery doesn't work when your argument is stupid bro.


I said prove and apparently you can't. Bye

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Except I did, and it is.
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Postby Cromarty » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:46 am

Neo-Erusea wrote:
Meryuma wrote:
Just because something is bad doesn't mean it's not music. Is a really trashy, cheap novel not a novel? Is The Room not a movie?


No, its trash, something to be disposed of and forgotten.

:roll:
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Postby North Wiedna » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:46 am

Neo-Erusea wrote:
Meryuma wrote:
Just because something is bad doesn't mean it's not music. Is a really trashy, cheap novel not a novel? Is The Room not a movie?


No, its trash, something to be disposed of and forgotten.

much like your posts in this thread
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Postby Oterro » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:49 am

North Wiedna wrote:
Neo-Erusea wrote:
No, its trash, something to be disposed of and forgotten.

much like your posts in this thread

Oh man oh god oh man oh god that was harsh!!
we, unlike the bourgeoisie, have nothing to lose and therefore our expression will be the only honest one, our words will be the only challenging ones and our art will be the one revolutionary expression. We need new noise and new voices and new canvases to become something more than the last poets of a useless generation.

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Postby Neo-Erusea » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:51 am

North Wiedna wrote:
Neo-Erusea wrote:
No, its trash, something to be disposed of and forgotten.

much like your posts in this thread


Such a mature response to a satirical post...

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Postby North Wiedna » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:51 am

Oterro wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:much like your posts in this thread

Oh man oh god oh man oh god that was harsh!!

I'll be here all night~!
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Postby The Alchemists Guild » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:52 am

North Wiedna wrote:
Oterro wrote:Oh man oh god oh man oh god that was harsh!!

I'll be here all night~!


Remember when people used to post lyrics on this thread?
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Postby Cromarty » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:53 am

Neo-Erusea wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:much like your posts in this thread


Such a mature response to a satirical post...

You use that word... yet I'm not sure you know what it means.
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Postby The Alchemists Guild » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:53 am

Cromarty wrote:
Neo-Erusea wrote:
Such a mature response to a satirical post...

You use that word... yet I'm not sure you know what it means.


Do you mean 'to' or 'a'? something tells me he may not know either.
The Queen of quips, the Sultan of snickering, the President of puns, the Generalissimo of jollity, the Tsar of zingers, the Guru of guffaws, the Jam Sahib of jokes, the Maharajah of mirth, the Chhatrapati of cheer, the Poligar of punch lines, the Rao Bahadur of revelry, the Baivarapatish of bullshit, the Chief Executive of chuckles, the Managing Director of merriment, the Deputy Financial Officer of damn funny observations, the Satrap of satire, who'll never give you a flat tire, 'cos she's not that dire, she used to have testicles, she still wears spectacles, the Edith Piaf of amateur table tennis (she regrets nothing about her backhand smashes) and the self-declared inventor of the prawn burrito... The one, the only... The chunter hunter... The Alchemists Guild!

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Postby Oterro » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:54 am

The Alchemists Guild wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:I'll be here all night~!


Remember when people used to post lyrics on this thread?

''grahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!'' ~ Kvelertak
we, unlike the bourgeoisie, have nothing to lose and therefore our expression will be the only honest one, our words will be the only challenging ones and our art will be the one revolutionary expression. We need new noise and new voices and new canvases to become something more than the last poets of a useless generation.

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Postby North Wiedna » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:54 am

Neo-Erusea wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:much like your posts in this thread


Such a mature response to a satirical post...

>satire
The Alchemists Guild wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:I'll be here all night~!


Remember when people used to post lyrics on this thread?

Tool's lyrics are kinda immature sometimes I guess.
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Postby Neo-Erusea » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:57 am

Cromarty wrote:
Neo-Erusea wrote:
Such a mature response to a satirical post...

You use that word... yet I'm not sure you know what it means.


http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/satirical

"1. of, pertaining to, containing, or characterized by satire: satirical novels.
2.
indulging in or given to satire: a satirical poet. "

In any case, English is not my first language but I'm sure I'm doing a half decent job.
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Postby Cromarty » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:59 am

Neo-Erusea wrote:
Cromarty wrote:You use that word... yet I'm not sure you know what it means.


http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/satirical

"1. of, pertaining to, containing, or characterized by satire: satirical novels.
2.
indulging in or given to satire: a satirical poet. "

In any case, English is not my first language but I'm sure I'm doing a half decent job.

That's the not the problem.

The problem is you weren't being satirical. :/
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Postby Neo-Erusea » Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:03 am

Cromarty wrote:
Neo-Erusea wrote:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/satirical

"1. of, pertaining to, containing, or characterized by satire: satirical novels.
2.
indulging in or given to satire: a satirical poet. "

In any case, English is not my first language but I'm sure I'm doing a half decent job.

That's the not the problem.

The problem is you weren't being satirical. :/


I wasn't posting with any actual seriousness. Well, with regard to the three songs I've posted, it would probably be better if those were never listened to again, but honestly I'm not some sort of Nazi book-burner.

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