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Postby Krala Sau » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:08 am

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What is wrong with it? Most people do look forward to the weekend.

Well, I first heard it on a Tuesday...
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Postby Retro Lyra » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:15 am

Don't blame Ms. Black, blame her parents for spending money on the music video and her autotuned voice...
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Postby North Wiedna » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:18 am

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Going by your flag, I'm assuming that you ate it anyways?

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Postby Uber Libertaria » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:18 am

Even though I love P!nk, Making up words to make a rhyme is utterly unacceptable. Case in point:

"Don't get fancy, just get dancey"

REALLY?!?!
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Postby Matryn » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:23 am

HELL NO HE JUST STEPPED ON MY J'Z HE JUST STEPPED ON MY J'Z
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Postby North Wiedna » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:29 am

Uber Libertaria wrote:Even though I love P!nk, Making up words to make a rhyme is utterly unacceptable. Case in point:

"Don't get fancy, just get dancey"

REALLY?!?!

There are bands whose entire lyrical style is made up.

Case in point...
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Postby Cromarty » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:33 am

West Failure wrote:It is repetitious childish drivel.

What's wrong with lyrics being childish?
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Nominate the worst lyrics ever

Postby Authorna » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:35 am

i think its Aqua - Barby gIRL
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Postby Disserbia » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:35 am

West Failure wrote:Inspired by Dumb Ideologies post in another thread quoting Lady Gaga, I thought we should have a worst lyrics ever competition. The lyrics must be quoted in the post, so 'anything by Justin Bieber' will just be ignored, and should be around 15 words or less (so not the whole song just the worst bit), you should also say why you think they are bad. Songs that get the most nominations will be put up in a poll for voting for the overall winner, or is that loser.


My nomination is: from My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas

My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)



It is repetitious childish drivel.

Some Eurovision songs are pretty dumb. I know I have to quote one so I'll dig one up.

Edit: official entry:



[Mac Dre Talkin]
Ugh
Wha wha
What is it
Yeah
Yadidaholla
Do you know whadddiholla (do you know what I holla?)
Yeah, the itty bitty city by the water
Thats steady gettin taller
Vallejo
You Ho
You just don't understand
Check it out though

[Mac Dre]
Sippin' Martinis eatin scampi and linguini
Makin' Blunts disappear
Like I'm Houdini
Layed up with Asians that know tongue fu
Gettin blew when I got the call from Young Dru
He was speakin thizzlamic
But I can understand it
He said "Al Boo Boo the eagle has landed"
My reply...pronto...cousin
Execute stage two put the turkey in the oven
For those who don't know that means he got the blow
And it's time to turn the blow in to more dough
Sell him high bomb low let 'em fly let 'em go
Birdies of the snow straight from valley jo
Who got it?? Nigga Dru got it
And if you hit him on the hip
He'll make sure that you got it
Me and my team
We tryna win
And we keep it mafiso
You hear the violens

(godfather tune by mac dre)

[Young Dru]
I'm the yay boy, the play boy, from the bay boy
Where I stay boy, we don't be puffin' no hay boy
Where my son head lay boy
I protect with the K boy
Run in my home and get sprayed boy
Young Dru and mac dre boy
The yay don't play boy
I'm a made boy highly connected spit flame boy
I'm a payed boy
??? ??? all day boy
Never changed, I'm the same, so fuck what you say boy
I'm not afraid boy
Take it from wax to gun play boy
Run away boy
Shakin the blades and gay boys
Movin' bricks boy
Choppin' down kicks to picks boy
Weighin' zips boy
Takin' the trips for chips boy
Coppin' whips boy
Floss cross by chicks boy
Makin' hits boy
Fuck with the mob and get split boy
Loaded and lit boy
Dre and Dru is the shit boy
From a fix to a bitch
We tryna get rich boy

(godfather tune by mac dre)

[Mac Dre]
I'm in my sneaks with freaks on the beach was shallow
Bossed up drinkin Ernest and Julio Gallo (wine)
I got my rallo?? My butterfly knife
I'm nothin nice
I cut a guy twice
All of my life I followed the path
Of D Boy B Boy half cash live loud
Got game like Bob Costa
Got dread like Rasta
Eatin' seafood sauce
Poored over pastas
You imposters get tried for treason
To the nation of Thizzlam
Is my legiance
Write a grievance
File a complaint
Tell 'em Dre doin things that them otha guys can't
Burnin' rubber all day
Drivin' wreckless
I cut a man throat give a man a bloody necklace
Cuttee, they respect us cuz they have to
My niggaz mafioso
You prepared they'll wack you'


I'd join the Nation of Thizzlam though.
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Postby The Anglo-Saxon Empire » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:38 am

Friday. The girl's singing isn't too horrible, I have heard worse, but the lyrics are just terrible. "Today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, then its Sunday..." not to mention the producer who tossed himself in rapping for some goddamn reason. I mean Black could be the best singer ever, and the song would still be terrible because the lyrics are just so awkward.
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Postby Tlaceceyaya » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:44 am

This entire song.
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Postby The Alchemists Guild » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:52 am

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Postby West Failure » Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:34 am

Cromarty wrote:
West Failure wrote:It is repetitious childish drivel.

What's wrong with lyrics being childish?


These are all going to be subjective. I find it really irritating if an adult uses babytalk in conversation.
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:42 am

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Postby Cromarty » Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:58 am

West Failure wrote:
Cromarty wrote:What's wrong with lyrics being childish?


These are all going to be subjective. I find it really irritating if an adult uses babytalk in conversation.

But the song isn't even in 'babytalk', nor is it a conversation.
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Postby The Alchemists Guild » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:02 am

But the song isn't even in 'babytalk', nor is it a conversation.


This is simply why s/he doesn't like childish lyrics, I'm sorry to but in but I think that was a pretty clear explanation.
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Postby Cromarty » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:04 am

The Alchemists Guild wrote:
But the song isn't even in 'babytalk', nor is it a conversation.


This is simply why s/he doesn't like childish lyrics, I'm sorry to but in but I think that was a pretty clear explanation.

And his problem with the song is that the lyrics were, and I quote, "childish, repetitive drivel".
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Postby Oterro » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:11 am

SIGH GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY SIGH GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY

terrible.

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Postby West Failure » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:23 am

Cromarty wrote:
West Failure wrote:
These are all going to be subjective. I find it really irritating if an adult uses babytalk in conversation.

But the song isn't even in 'babytalk'.


Yes it is
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Postby Cromarty » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:24 am

West Failure wrote:
Cromarty wrote:But the song isn't even in 'babytalk'.


Yes it is

Point out the googoo gahgahs in it bro.
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Postby Chinese Regions » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:28 am

Cruciland wrote:Either Justin Beiebr or what you said. WTF...

Justin Biber's lyrics are good imo.
Friday by Rebecca black is about truancy and deciding which seat to take so I nominate that.
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Postby West Failure » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:30 am

Cromarty wrote:
West Failure wrote:
Yes it is

Point out the googoo gahgahs in it bro.


You don't think 'lady lumps' isn't an infantalism, I do. You disagree with me, I don't give a fuck.
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Postby Euroslavia » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:32 am

I'm shocked that no one has mentioned Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj.
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Postby Cromarty » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:32 am

West Failure wrote:
Cromarty wrote:Point out the googoo gahgahs in it bro.


You don't think 'lady lumps' isn't an infantalism, I do.
I know this. You're wrong.
You disagree with me, I don't give a fuck.
You assume that your fucks matter.
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Postby Chinese Regions » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:32 am

West Failure wrote:
Krala Sau wrote:


What is wrong with it? Most people do look forward to the weekend.

got to get down to the bus stop, I see my friends...so you skip school okay...
I got this you got this... got what?
front seat back seat... make up your mind!
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