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Nominate the worst lyrics ever

Postby West Failure » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:04 am

Inspired by Dumb Ideologies post in another thread quoting Lady Gaga, I thought we should have a worst lyrics ever competition. The lyrics must be quoted in the post, so 'anything by Justin Bieber' will just be ignored, and should be around 15 words or less (so not the whole song just the worst bit), you should also say why you think they are bad. Songs that get the most nominations will be put up in a poll for voting for the overall winner, or is that loser.


My nomination is: from My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas

My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)



It is repetitious childish drivel.
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Postby Terra » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:23 am

This shit that, unfortunately, is from my country.
Plus, it's original version.
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Postby Cruciland » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:26 am

Either Justin Beiebr or what you said. WTF...
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Postby Republica Federal de Catalunya » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:28 am

I was to say baby from Justin Bieber. Or some spanish song like Aserejé.
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Postby Biop » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:29 am

Im sexy and i know it
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Postby Terra » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:30 am

Republica Federal de Catalunya wrote:I was to say baby from Justin Bieber. Or some spanish song like Aserejé.


Hey, Aserejé was good.






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Postby West Failure » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:30 am

Okay so maybe expecting you all to read a whole sentence was ambitious.
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Postby Krala Sau » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:38 am

West Failure wrote:Okay so maybe expecting you all to read a whole sentence was ambitious.

tl;dr

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Postby Retro Lyra » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:44 am

Did ANYONE read the orginal post...?

"Firework" by Katy Perry annoys me, but it isn't the lyrics; perhaps it is her voice...

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Postby North Wiedna » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:44 am

I go to his house
Knock at his door
People come out and say
Foot Foot don't live here no more

It sounds even worse when the derpy singer is singing it.
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Postby The Murdering Blobs » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:45 am

I would like to nominate the song "My name is Skrillex" by Skrillex

The entire lyrics (repeated ad nauseam):

My name is Skrillex :palm:
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Postby Unicorn Sex » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:45 am

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Postby Retro Lyra » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:46 am

The Murdering Blobs wrote:I would like to nominate the song "My name is Skrillex" by Skrillex

The entire lyrics (repeated ad nauseam):

My name is Skrillex :palm:


*claps* :clap: I wasn't even thinking of him. You deserve a medal.
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Retro Lyra wrote:So, does this mean that since I'm white and my boyfriend is spanish he's going to rob all my money from me, scream "Hasta la vista!", and drive off into the sunset in a stolen car? Good to know.

Any time now, Lyra. Any time. Watch your car keys.

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Postby Pribram » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:49 am

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Postby The Murdering Blobs » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:50 am

Retro Lyra wrote:
The Murdering Blobs wrote:I would like to nominate the song "My name is Skrillex" by Skrillex

The entire lyrics (repeated ad nauseam):

My name is Skrillex :palm:


*claps* :clap: I wasn't even thinking of him. You deserve a medal.


I didn't even know the song until I saw it mentioned on memebase
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Postby Retro Lyra » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:52 am

The Murdering Blobs wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:
*claps* :clap: I wasn't even thinking of him. You deserve a medal.


I didn't even know the song until I saw it mentioned on memebase


I was unfortunate to stumble upon it on a lazy day on Youtube. Never again will I stray away from Dead Mau5 and the Mostercat pages...
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Retro Lyra wrote:So, does this mean that since I'm white and my boyfriend is spanish he's going to rob all my money from me, scream "Hasta la vista!", and drive off into the sunset in a stolen car? Good to know.

Any time now, Lyra. Any time. Watch your car keys.

And your weed stash.

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Postby Retro Lyra » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:54 am

What about "Wet the Bed" by Chris Brown?

"I'm gonna put your legs behind your head / I'm gonna make you wet the bed,"
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Retro Lyra wrote:So, does this mean that since I'm white and my boyfriend is spanish he's going to rob all my money from me, scream "Hasta la vista!", and drive off into the sunset in a stolen car? Good to know.

Any time now, Lyra. Any time. Watch your car keys.

And your weed stash.

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Postby Jolleus » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:56 am

Biop wrote:Im sexy and i know it


Really? That's my theme song...

I'm thinking:
Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus...
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Postby The Murdering Blobs » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:00 am

Jolleus wrote:
Biop wrote:Im sexy and i know it


Really? That's my theme song...

I'm thinking:
Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus...


That is one of Falco's best! Take it back!
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Postby Jolleus » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:01 am

The Murdering Blobs wrote:
Jolleus wrote:
Really? That's my theme song...

I'm thinking:
Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus...


That is one of Falco's best! Take it back!


Nothing wrong with the song itself, just the lyrics. Or lyric, I should say, as it's pretty much just one word repeated over and over...
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Postby West Failure » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:03 am

Unicorn Sex wrote:
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That is magnificently bad.
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Postby The Murdering Blobs » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:04 am

Jolleus wrote:
The Murdering Blobs wrote:
That is one of Falco's best! Take it back!


Nothing wrong with the song itself, just the lyrics. Or lyric, I should say, as it's pretty much just one word repeated over and over...


Okay, but if you would look at it in context, it improves. A lot.
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Postby North Wiedna » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:05 am

West Failure wrote:
Unicorn Sex wrote:?


That is magnificently bad.

I've had some very loud lasagna before.
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Postby West Failure » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:06 am

Krala Sau wrote:
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What is wrong with it? Most people do look forward to the weekend.
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Postby Krala Sau » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:07 am

North Wiedna wrote:I've had some very loud lasagna before.

Going by your flag, I'm assuming that you ate it anyways?
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