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Favorite Thrones of Britannia Faction?

The Anglo-Saxons
28
37%
The Welsh Kingdoms
16
21%
The Gaels
12
16%
The Great Viking Army
11
15%
The Viking Sea Kings
8
11%
 
Total votes : 75

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Postby Genivaria » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:22 pm

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obviously no one would, well with me, of course.


Maybe they are ganging up on you?

When you see contention amongst your foes, go and sit at ease with your friends, but when you see them stir with one mind, string the bow and place stones upon the ramparts.

Wise words. Sun Tzu? Or was that Cao Cao?
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Postby Germanic Templars » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:23 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Germanic Templars wrote:
obviously no one would, well with me, of course.


Maybe they are ganging up on you?

When you see contention amongst your foes, go and sit at ease with your friends, but when you see them stir with one mind, string the bow and place stones upon the ramparts.


The sad thing is, I had no friends, they betrayed me and ganged up with my enemies. So they all got crushed under the glorious might of Prussia. Including Russia.

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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:24 pm

Genivaria wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Maybe they are ganging up on you?

When you see contention amongst your foes, go and sit at ease with your friends, but when you see them stir with one mind, string the bow and place stones upon the ramparts.

Wise words. Sun Tzu? Or was that Cao Cao?


I have no idea, it shows up occaisonally in Med2.
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Postby Germanic Templars » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:25 pm

Genivaria wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Maybe they are ganging up on you?

When you see contention amongst your foes, go and sit at ease with your friends, but when you see them stir with one mind, string the bow and place stones upon the ramparts.

Wise words. Sun Tzu? Or was that Cao Cao?


Sun Tzu ftw, he is the reason why I won 99% of my battles. :)

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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:25 pm

Germanic Templars wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Maybe they are ganging up on you?

When you see contention amongst your foes, go and sit at ease with your friends, but when you see them stir with one mind, string the bow and place stones upon the ramparts.


The sad thing is, I had no friends, they betrayed me and ganged up with my enemies. So they all got crushed under the glorious might of Prussia. Including Russia.


SO they did then, huh well you know what that means.... trust no one and crush them under the armoured boots of Prussia! mwuhahahahahaha....
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Postby Germanic Templars » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:27 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Germanic Templars wrote:
The sad thing is, I had no friends, they betrayed me and ganged up with my enemies. So they all got crushed under the glorious might of Prussia. Including Russia.


SO they did then, huh well you know what that means.... trust no one and crush them under the armoured boots of Prussia! mwuhahahahahaha....


And that kids is how i conquered the world. The only real challenge was.....no one, cause they all sucked. Then again, there was Poland-Lithuania, but that's because i had to deal with them in the beginning of the game.

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Postby Genivaria » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:28 pm

Germanic Templars wrote:
Genivaria wrote:Wise words. Sun Tzu? Or was that Cao Cao?


Sun Tzu ftw, he is the reason why I won 99% of my battles. :)

Hiding in those forests are great for getting half your army behind their lines.

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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:29 pm

Germanic Templars wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:
SO they did then, huh well you know what that means.... trust no one and crush them under the armoured boots of Prussia! mwuhahahahahaha....


And that kids is how i conquered the world. The only real challenge was.....no one, cause they all sucked. Then again, there was Poland-Lithuania, but that's because i had to deal with them in the beginning of the game.


In my game i conquered all of europe bar the Ottomans and the Barbary states who i was allied with. Started to invade N.America then got bored, fighting yanks and Mexicans aint as fun.
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Postby Germanic Templars » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:32 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Germanic Templars wrote:
Sun Tzu ftw, he is the reason why I won 99% of my battles. :)

Hiding in those forests are great for getting half your army behind their lines.


No shit there i was with 6 groups of Jager Meister and a commander against an army of 500 or such. All my Jagers were hiding in the tall grass in a line. And the second they send up their line infantry, boom! 120 men gone, within a blink of an eye.

It was hilarious.

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Postby Oterro » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:34 pm

Germanic Templars wrote:obviously no one would, well with me, of course.

have you tried getting a hair cut

or having a shower

maybe change your brand of aftershave
Germanic Templars wrote:Sun Tzu ftw, he is the reason why I won 99% of my battles. :)

''don't do this silly thing because it's silly - do this other thing because'' - sun tzu

i am sure numerical superiority and common sense are the reason you won 99% of your battles
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Postby Lenehen » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:35 pm

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The AI doesnt care about your prestige :p to them your 'top of the line' steamship is just another fancy target. It's like the carronade frigates, its for people with more money than sense :)

And does anyone use the Razzee? It's an alright ship, but its requirements are wwaayy too large for such an average ship. I mean needing a steam drydock?! Come on CA!


dafaq is Razzee?


It's a glorified 6th rate. Basically you saw a couple of floors off a big ship-of-the-line so it's fast but with heavier cannons (the big cannons are on the lower levels of the ship). It's good for hunting fluyts, galleons and indiamans but you need a steam dry dock to get them -_-
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:35 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Germanic Templars wrote:
Sun Tzu ftw, he is the reason why I won 99% of my battles. :)

Hiding in those forests are great for getting half your army behind their lines.


These are some of his quotes i usually stick to when playing total war games:

All war is based on deception. > Only a few troops in the castle, not like there is a full force in the woods or anything...

Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance.> Make him think my army is crap, he invades, get's mauled by superior reserve troops.

Thus, what is of supreme importance in war is to attack the enemy's strategy.> You advance slowly, i burn everything around you to make you advance quickly and fall into my trap.

He who is prudent and lies in wait for an enemy who is not, will be victorious.> Exactly what is says on the tin.
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Postby Genivaria » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:35 pm

Germanic Templars wrote:
Genivaria wrote:Hiding in those forests are great for getting half your army behind their lines.


No shit there i was with 6 groups of Jager Meister and a commander against an army of 500 or such. All my Jagers were hiding in the tall grass in a line. And the second they send up their line infantry, boom! 120 men gone, within a blink of an eye.

It was hilarious.

Line infantry? If I have troops behind their lines its gonna be cavalry. And their target will be the enemy general.

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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:37 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Germanic Templars wrote:
No shit there i was with 6 groups of Jager Meister and a commander against an army of 500 or such. All my Jagers were hiding in the tall grass in a line. And the second they send up their line infantry, boom! 120 men gone, within a blink of an eye.

It was hilarious.

Line infantry? If I have troops behind their lines its gonna be cavalry. And their target will be the enemy general.

simple yet effective, i use it all the time, that and having marksmen or riflemen units in front of my main force, harrassing them as they come.
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Postby Germanic Templars » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:37 pm

Oterro wrote:
Germanic Templars wrote:obviously no one would, well with me, of course.

have you tried getting a hair cut

or having a shower

maybe change your brand of aftershave
Germanic Templars wrote:Sun Tzu ftw, he is the reason why I won 99% of my battles. :)

''don't do this silly thing because it's silly - do this other thing because'' - sun tzu

i am sure numerical superiority and common sense are the reason you won 99% of your battles


did all of that, but then i realized, they hated me cause I was an Empire and I killed everyone who made war with me. (which was almost everyone)

numbers didn't matter to me, I had quality over quantity. As for common sense, it played a factor in all of my battles. I tend to have the enemy come to me.

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Postby Genivaria » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:38 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Genivaria wrote:Line infantry? If I have troops behind their lines its gonna be cavalry. And their target will be the enemy general.

simple yet effective, i use it all the time, that and having marksmen or riflemen units in front of my main force, harrassing them as they come.

Well I'm talking about Rome and Medieval 2. My computer can't handle Empire.

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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:39 pm

Germanic Templars wrote:
Oterro wrote:have you tried getting a hair cut

or having a shower

maybe change your brand of aftershave

''don't do this silly thing because it's silly - do this other thing because'' - sun tzu

i am sure numerical superiority and common sense are the reason you won 99% of your battles


did all of that, but then i realized, they hated me cause I was an Empire and I killed everyone who made war with me. (which was almost everyone)

numbers didn't matter to me, I had quality over quantity. As for common sense, it played a factor in all of my battles. I tend to have the enemy come to me.


quantity has a quality all in its own...

Image
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:40 pm

Genivaria wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:simple yet effective, i use it all the time, that and having marksmen or riflemen units in front of my main force, harrassing them as they come.

Well I'm talking about Rome and Medieval 2. My computer can't handle Empire.


oh, then yeah just the cav attack.
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Postby Germanic Templars » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:40 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Genivaria wrote:Hiding in those forests are great for getting half your army behind their lines.


These are some of his quotes i usually stick to when playing total war games:

All war is based on deception. > Only a few troops in the castle, not like there is a full force in the woods or anything...

Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance.> Make him think my army is crap, he invades, get's mauled by superior reserve troops.

Thus, what is of supreme importance in war is to attack the enemy's strategy.> You advance slowly, i burn everything around you to make you advance quickly and fall into my trap.

He who is prudent and lies in wait for an enemy who is not, will be victorious.> Exactly what is says on the tin.


you forgot the 5 heads.

Heaven-weather

Earth- terrain

Moral

discipline- control

?

and i forget the rest.

Also, know your enemy and know yourself.- know your strengths and weakness as well as your enemy's.

These tactics will help you win.

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Postby Genivaria » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:41 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Germanic Templars wrote:
did all of that, but then i realized, they hated me cause I was an Empire and I killed everyone who made war with me. (which was almost everyone)

numbers didn't matter to me, I had quality over quantity. As for common sense, it played a factor in all of my battles. I tend to have the enemy come to me.


quantity has a quality all in its own...

Image

Quality means you can hold off forces larger then your own.
You can eventually make a large amount of high quality troops, but if you choose a nation which is about quantity then your troops will always suck, no matter how many there are.

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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:42 pm

Genivaria wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:
quantity has a quality all in its own...


Quality means you can hold off forces larger then your own.
You can eventually make a large amount of high quality troops, but if you choose a nation which is about quantity then your troops will always suck, no matter how many there are.


I do it with Cavalry and it works about 90% of the time, and remember in a siege, the attackers may have better soldiers, but they can be beat by a defending force with inferior troops that outnumber them.
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Postby The Anglo-Saxon Empire » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:48 pm

Germanic Templars wrote:
Genivaria wrote:Wise words. Sun Tzu? Or was that Cao Cao?


Sun Tzu ftw, he is the reason why I won 99% of my battles. :)

Were you playing the AI? Sun Tzu never offered any real advice they were mostly bits of common sense made to sound fancy and intelligent. So, Sun Tzu, you are saying that if I don't know anything about myself or the enemy I will probably lose. I never would have guessed.
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Postby An Slanaitheoir » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:50 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Germanic Templars wrote:
did all of that, but then i realized, they hated me cause I was an Empire and I killed everyone who made war with me. (which was almost everyone)

numbers didn't matter to me, I had quality over quantity. As for common sense, it played a factor in all of my battles. I tend to have the enemy come to me.


quantity has a quality all in its own...

Image


I always say their tactic is "Rush in" *nudge nudge*
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Postby Germanic Templars » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:50 pm

The Anglo-Saxon Empire wrote:
Germanic Templars wrote:
Sun Tzu ftw, he is the reason why I won 99% of my battles. :)

Were you playing the AI? Sun Tzu never offered any real advice they were mostly bits of common sense made to sound fancy and intelligent. So, Sun Tzu, you are saying that if I don't know anything about myself or the enemy I will probably lose. I never would have guessed.


Common sense that was not common back in that time period.

edit: I use the tactics against other players too, granted, my ability to win is decreased by a few, only because some people are better than me.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:52 pm

An Slanaitheoir wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:
quantity has a quality all in its own...

Image


I always say their tactic is "Rush in" *nudge nudge*

Like playing a battle with a full stack of ottoman swordsman vs a half stack of Line infantry, hilarity ensues watching them charge across an open field to the enemy guns.
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