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Postby Oterro » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:15 am

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I Finally Played MW3 and i still think Skyrim is way better!

Probably because all the Cod games after Cod 4 suck.

I didn't like any after 2.

Finest Hour was, depressingly, very very good.

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Erm yeah but even if I think the game is below par, I would like to see Morrowind with the new graphics.
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Postby Vellosia » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:16 am

Oterro wrote:I would like to see Morrowind with the new graphics.


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Postby Novaya Tselinoyarsk » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:16 am

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The Corparation wrote:Probably because all the Cod games after Cod 4 suck.

I didn't like any after 2.

Finest Hour was, depressingly, very very good.

:derail:

Erm yeah but even if I think the game is below par, I would like to see Morrowind with the new graphics.


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Postby AETEN II » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:24 am

BTW guys, EVERY fucking time I have fast-traveled to the new Dark Brotherhood santuary, a dragon has attacked. WTF? Did I just discover a glitch on the Skyrim 360? Fast travel to the new Santuary and the chances of a dragon appearing increase by 90%?

Also, just got daedric armor. Raised its stats to legendary, including my sword. I now lower-level bandits with one hit.
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Postby The Corparation » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:30 am

Oterro wrote:Erm yeah but even if I think the game is below par, I would like to see Morrowind with the new graphics.

Actually, if you have it on pc nad use noclip, you can sort of see it Plus Cryodil iirc. There's a rough map are if you use no clip to bass a little border-gate southeast of Riften. That plus Bethesda's remarks on making a few massive expansions instead of a bunch of little dlc stuff provides good evidence of Morrowind and Croydil being a visitable location in DLC.

AETEN II wrote:BTW guys, EVERY fucking time I have fast-traveled to the new Dark Brotherhood santuary, a dragon has attacked. WTF? Did I just discover a glitch on the Skyrim 360? Fast travel to the new Santuary and the chances of a dragon appearing increase by 90%?

Also, just got daedric armor. Raised its stats to legendary, including my sword. I now lower-level bandits with one hit.

1)Not sure, but I do know that Dawnstar always seems to be attacked by dragons whenever I visit.
2)Daedric sucks to be honest, its too heavy unless you have the perk. Dragon plate is where its at. Plus materials for it are easy as hell to find so you can make and upgrade a set for your follower too. Upgraded all the way though they both pass the max armor cutoff, so its really a matter of aesthetics.
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Postby AETEN II » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:39 am

The Corparation wrote:
Oterro wrote:Erm yeah but even if I think the game is below par, I would like to see Morrowind with the new graphics.

Actually, if you have it on pc nad use noclip, you can sort of see it Plus Cryodil iirc. There's a rough map are if you use no clip to bass a little border-gate southeast of Riften. That plus Bethesda's remarks on making a few massive expansions instead of a bunch of little dlc stuff provides good evidence of Morrowind and Croydil being a visitable location in DLC.

AETEN II wrote:BTW guys, EVERY fucking time I have fast-traveled to the new Dark Brotherhood santuary, a dragon has attacked. WTF? Did I just discover a glitch on the Skyrim 360? Fast travel to the new Santuary and the chances of a dragon appearing increase by 90%?

Also, just got daedric armor. Raised its stats to legendary, including my sword. I now lower-level bandits with one hit.

1)Not sure, but I do know that Dawnstar always seems to be attacked by dragons whenever I visit.
2)Daedric sucks to be honest, its too heavy unless you have the perk. Dragon plate is where its at. Plus materials for it are easy as hell to find so you can make and upgrade a set for your follower too. Upgraded all the way though they both pass the max armor cutoff, so its really a matter of aesthetics.

Nothing's too heavy, I lack the perk but am able to get around just fine. Not to mention if I can't reach em' since they're running away to fast (I enchanted my sword to make lower levels turn tail and run for their lives) I just cast some arc lighting and ruin their day and their friend's day.
I sadly can't seem to find anymore damned ebony ore though, and I need to level up my Daedric greatsword to legendary so it doesn't do less damage then my shortsword. Anyone happen to know where one can find an ebony vein?

Also, I just realized my charater is a hoplite. Shield, shortsword, and if only I could get a spear...
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"

Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.


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Postby The Corparation » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:50 am

AETEN II wrote:
The Corparation wrote:Actually, if you have it on pc nad use noclip, you can sort of see it Plus Cryodil iirc. There's a rough map are if you use no clip to bass a little border-gate southeast of Riften. That plus Bethesda's remarks on making a few massive expansions instead of a bunch of little dlc stuff provides good evidence of Morrowind and Croydil being a visitable location in DLC.


1)Not sure, but I do know that Dawnstar always seems to be attacked by dragons whenever I visit.
2)Daedric sucks to be honest, its too heavy unless you have the perk. Dragon plate is where its at. Plus materials for it are easy as hell to find so you can make and upgrade a set for your follower too. Upgraded all the way though they both pass the max armor cutoff, so its really a matter of aesthetics.

Nothing's too heavy, I lack the perk but am able to get around just fine. Not to mention if I can't reach em' since they're running away to fast (I enchanted my sword to make lower levels turn tail and run for their lives) I just cast some arc lighting and ruin their day and their friend's day.
I sadly can't seem to find anymore damned ebony ore though, and I need to level up my Daedric greatsword to legendary so it doesn't do less damage then my shortsword. Anyone happen to know where one can find an ebony vein?

Also, I just realized my charater is a hoplite. Shield, shortsword, and if only I could get a spear...

There's a mine south east of Windhelm, just follow the foot of the mountains towards Rirten till you get to an orc camp,there's mine there that has enough for a fully upgraded set of ebony and Daedric armor and weapon. Resets every thirty days I believe. The orcs will make remarks on how they don't like you there and you shouldn't be there, but its not trespassing and they don't bother you unless you attack them. Hired thugs may go after you later though.
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Postby AETEN II » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:56 am

The Corparation wrote:
AETEN II wrote:Nothing's too heavy, I lack the perk but am able to get around just fine. Not to mention if I can't reach em' since they're running away to fast (I enchanted my sword to make lower levels turn tail and run for their lives) I just cast some arc lighting and ruin their day and their friend's day.
I sadly can't seem to find anymore damned ebony ore though, and I need to level up my Daedric greatsword to legendary so it doesn't do less damage then my shortsword. Anyone happen to know where one can find an ebony vein?

Also, I just realized my charater is a hoplite. Shield, shortsword, and if only I could get a spear...

There's a mine south east of Windhelm, just follow the foot of the mountains towards Rirten till you get to an orc camp,there's mine there that has enough for a fully upgraded set of ebony and Daedric armor and weapon. Resets every thirty days I believe. The orcs will make remarks on how they don't like you there and you shouldn't be there, but its not trespassing and they don't bother you unless you attack them. Hired thugs may go after you later though.

Fuck that. I'll just kill em' all. I truly do 'reek of death' in Skyrim. I typically use guards as a way to level up, you take out hits, dish them out, and block with your shield. Very effective. Not to mention with fast healing and Daedric armor (and sword) guards can't do shit to me. Unless I happen upon a mage or a giant, I can typically tough it out throw any fight. That is however, until the NPC's increase in level while I increase.
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"

Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.


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Postby The Corparation » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:58 am

AETEN II wrote:
The Corparation wrote:There's a mine south east of Windhelm, just follow the foot of the mountains towards Rirten till you get to an orc camp,there's mine there that has enough for a fully upgraded set of ebony and Daedric armor and weapon. Resets every thirty days I believe. The orcs will make remarks on how they don't like you there and you shouldn't be there, but its not trespassing and they don't bother you unless you attack them. Hired thugs may go after you later though.

Fuck that. I'll just kill em' all. I truly do 'reek of death' in Skyrim. I typically use guards as a way to level up, you take out hits, dish them out, and block with your shield. Very effective. Not to mention with fast healing and Daedric armor (and sword) guards can't do shit to me. Unless I happen upon a mage or a giant, I can typically tough it out throw any fight. That is however, until the NPC's increase in level while I increase.

You don't need to though, and if you do a shitload of other ORcs will also dislike you and possibly attack you from then one. Its easier to go in and just wait for them to move out of the way.
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Postby AETEN II » Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:02 am

The Corparation wrote:
AETEN II wrote:Fuck that. I'll just kill em' all. I truly do 'reek of death' in Skyrim. I typically use guards as a way to level up, you take out hits, dish them out, and block with your shield. Very effective. Not to mention with fast healing and Daedric armor (and sword) guards can't do shit to me. Unless I happen upon a mage or a giant, I can typically tough it out throw any fight. That is however, until the NPC's increase in level while I increase.

You don't need to though, and if you do a shitload of other ORcs will also dislike you and possibly attack you from then one. Its easier to go in and just wait for them to move out of the way.

I'm still laughing as the Dominion keeps sending assasins after me despite the fact I'm a dark elf. Never really works out for them, although it gives me a nice supply of elvish armor to sell to Warmaiden. Although seeing how strong Orc armor is, I might not want them coming after me. Do they wear actual Orc armor, or the stupid furs for some reason despite the fact they're orcs and should wear orc armor?
I also keep Cicero's cloths handy at all times when sneaking and assasinating is needed. Great stuff and has virtually no weight. Also, you done the Hangover quest yet? I did, but sadly just paid em' all off stupidy rather than running around and going on the quests.
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"

Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.


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Postby Imperial isa » Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:49 am

Oterro wrote:Erm yeah but even if I think the game is below par, I would like to see Morrowind with the new graphics.

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Postby The Corparation » Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:03 pm

AETEN II wrote:
The Corparation wrote:You don't need to though, and if you do a shitload of other ORcs will also dislike you and possibly attack you from then one. Its easier to go in and just wait for them to move out of the way.

I'm still laughing as the Dominion keeps sending assasins after me despite the fact I'm a dark elf. Never really works out for them, although it gives me a nice supply of elvish armor to sell to Warmaiden. Although seeing how strong Orc armor is, I might not want them coming after me. Do they wear actual Orc armor, or the stupid furs for some reason despite the fact they're orcs and should wear orc armor?
I also keep Cicero's cloths handy at all times when sneaking and assasinating is needed. Great stuff and has virtually no weight. Also, you done the Hangover quest yet? I did, but sadly just paid em' all off stupidy rather than running around and going on the quests.

Thue guys in the mine just wear miners clothes, but the hired thugs they can send after you wear the normal assortment hired thug gear

For the hangover quest the only part I talked out of was cleaning the temple, as I didn't want to cart that junk around.
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Postby Weegee and Rick Steves » Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:16 pm

AETEN II wrote:
The Corparation wrote:You don't need to though, and if you do a shitload of other ORcs will also dislike you and possibly attack you from then one. Its easier to go in and just wait for them to move out of the way.

I'm still laughing as the Dominion keeps sending assasins after me despite the fact I'm a dark elf. Never really works out for them, although it gives me a nice supply of elvish armor to sell to Warmaiden. Although seeing how strong Orc armor is, I might not want them coming after me. Do they wear actual Orc armor, or the stupid furs for some reason despite the fact they're orcs and should wear orc armor?


I mostly see them in furs or leather. I put cicero's clothes on i mannequin and got that duplication glitch. Ive sold so many sets of his armor.
I also keep Cicero's cloths handy at all times when sneaking and assasinating is needed. Great stuff and has virtually no weight. Also, you done the Hangover quest yet? I did, but sadly just paid em' all off stupidy rather than running around and going on the quests.
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Postby The Matthew Islands » Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:27 pm

The Corparation wrote:There's a mine south east of Windhelm, just follow the foot of the mountains towards Rirten till you get to an orc camp,there's mine there that has enough for a fully upgraded set of ebony and Daedric armor and weapon. Resets every thirty days I believe. The orcs will make remarks on how they don't like you there and you shouldn't be there, but its not trespassing and they don't bother you unless you attack them. Hired thugs may go after you later though.

If the mine is actually apart of the Orc camp, challenging and beating the Orc chief to a fist fight allows you free access to the mine, and also allows you to sell ore to the Orc in charge. You can't go in the longhouse though.
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Postby Auttumn » Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:31 pm

i used to like skyrim, but then i took an arrow to the knee... lol im just kidding their stupid jokes XD

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Postby The Corparation » Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:34 pm

The Matthew Islands wrote:
The Corparation wrote:There's a mine south east of Windhelm, just follow the foot of the mountains towards Rirten till you get to an orc camp,there's mine there that has enough for a fully upgraded set of ebony and Daedric armor and weapon. Resets every thirty days I believe. The orcs will make remarks on how they don't like you there and you shouldn't be there, but its not trespassing and they don't bother you unless you attack them. Hired thugs may go after you later though.

If the mine is actually apart of the Orc camp, challenging and beating the Orc chief to a fist fight allows you free access to the mine, and also allows you to sell ore to the Orc in charge. You can't go in the longhouse though.

To gain entrance you have to be an friend of the orcs or some shit. Basically just be nice to some orcs somewhere and you gain acces to all the camps. Or alteratilvy there's a rock outcropping next to the gate which is fairly easy to use to enter the camp and then go to the mine.
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Postby The Matthew Islands » Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:51 pm

The Corparation wrote:To gain entrance you have to be an friend of the orcs or some shit. Basically just be nice to some orcs somewhere and you gain acces to all the camps. Or alteratilvy there's a rock outcropping next to the gate which is fairly easy to use to enter the camp and then go to the mine.

Its either be a friend of the orcs, or beat their chief and earn 100 gold. I know route I usually take.

*edit* Actually, for the camp you are talking about, Narzulbur, you need to complete a quest to gain free entrance, unless you are an Orc.
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Postby The Corparation » Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:57 pm

The Matthew Islands wrote:
The Corparation wrote:To gain entrance you have to be an friend of the orcs or some shit. Basically just be nice to some orcs somewhere and you gain acces to all the camps. Or alteratilvy there's a rock outcropping next to the gate which is fairly easy to use to enter the camp and then go to the mine.

Its either be a friend of the orcs, or beat their chief and earn 100 gold. I know route I usually take.

*edit* Actually, for the camp you are talking about, Narzulbur, you need to complete a quest to gain free entrance, unless you are an Orc.

I didn't do a quest for that camp, but I did one for a different camp and got friend of the orcs there. Since then they haven't bothered me at that mine
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Postby The Matthew Islands » Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:43 pm

The Corparation wrote:
The Matthew Islands wrote:Its either be a friend of the orcs, or beat their chief and earn 100 gold. I know route I usually take.

*edit* Actually, for the camp you are talking about, Narzulbur, you need to complete a quest to gain free entrance, unless you are an Orc.

I didn't do a quest for that camp, but I did one for a different camp and got friend of the orcs there. Since then they haven't bothered me at that mine

Yeah, reading the wikia, I just found that to gain entry you need to do a quest for each one, unless you gain friends of the Orcs from the two Orc smiths in Markath or by I think doing 1 entry quest at any stronghold. Also, being an Orc helps as well :P

I had already helped both the Orc smiths in Markarth before going to a stronghold, so I wasn't aware of the quests...
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Postby AETEN II » Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:08 am

To hell with it. I already am a juggernaut with Daedric Armor and have pretty sweet destruction magic, if I can kill every guard in Riften, I think a few Orcs shouldn't be a problem. Also, why the hell do orcs never wear orc armor?
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Postby Lud Ziemi » Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:09 am

AETEN II wrote:To hell with it. I already am a juggernaut with Daedric Armor and have pretty sweet destruction magic, if I can kill every guard in Riften, I think a few Orcs shouldn't be a problem. Also, why the hell do orcs never wear orc armor?


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Postby AETEN II » Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:52 am

Lud Ziemi wrote:
AETEN II wrote:To hell with it. I already am a juggernaut with Daedric Armor and have pretty sweet destruction magic, if I can kill every guard in Riften, I think a few Orcs shouldn't be a problem. Also, why the hell do orcs never wear orc armor?


Because a real Orc doesn't need anything but some leather panties.

Meh, the low rating allows me to get a badass fatality kill, so meh, no large complaints from me. Just is weird.
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Postby Worlds of rosary » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:36 am

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Lud Ziemi wrote:
Because a real Orc doesn't need anything but some leather panties.

Meh, the low rating allows me to get a badass fatality kill, so meh, no large complaints from me. Just is weird.


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Postby Kleomentia » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:37 am

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AETEN II wrote:Meh, the low rating allows me to get a badass fatality kill, so meh, no large complaints from me. Just is weird.


Why is it i walk four feet and a Dragon starts trying to bite me.

You were in it's personal space, which is for dragons a mile.
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Postby Worlds of rosary » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:41 am

Kleomentia wrote:
Worlds of rosary wrote:
Why is it i walk four feet and a Dragon starts trying to bite me.

You were in it's personal space, which is for dragons a mile.


That is one fat dragon.
i see fire through the rain in an ending whirlwind

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