Harry Potter vs. Twilight

by **Naurobia** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:05 pm

Which series do you think is better and why? Personally I love them both equally but I do think that the Harry Potter series is more creative and both are equally entertaining but I feel that the Twilight series also has it's strong points in that the fact that no magic and constant spells are in involved makes it more enjoyable at times. What do you guys think though?

by **Wilgrove** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:26 pm

Once again, it's not even a contest....Harry Potter, hands down.

The only Twilight I like is Twilight Sparkle.

by **Cyrele** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:04 am

Wilgrove wrote:Once again, it's not even a contest....Harry Potter, hands down.

The only Twilight I like is Twilight Sparkle.

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THIS.

by **The Sweet Taste of Edward** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:04 pm

Twilight all the way. Edward's sexual perfection is undeniable, and he is most definitely a personification of what it means to be sexually perfect. I have often cited Edward Cullen, along with Justin Bieber, as a beautiful, inspirational, and shining example to the Greater Aryan Race.

by **Oterro** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:06 pm

I don't like either, but I've only read Harry Potter so I can't judge properly.

by **Kokaua** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:09 pm

Harry Potter. I'll take Hermione or Luna over whiney Bella any day.

by **Luxativia** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:10 pm

If I liked twilight would my King live in a castle that looks just like hogwarts.

by **The Matthew Islands** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:11 pm

The Sweet Taste of Edward wrote:Twilight all the way. Edward's sexual perfection is undeniable, and he is most definitely a personification of what it means to be sexually perfect. I have often cited Edward Cullen, along with Justin Bieber, as a beautiful, inspirational, and shining example to the Greater Aryan Race.
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by **Slopska** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:11 pm

Cyrele wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:Once again, it's not even a contest....Harry Potter, hands down.

The only Twilight I like is Twilight Sparkle.

(Image)

THIS.

Quoted for truth.

The Sweet Taste of Edward wrote:Twilight all the way. Edward's sexual perfection is undeniable, and he is most definitely a personification of what it means to be sexually perfect. I have often cited Edward Cullen, along with Justin Bieber, as a beautiful, inspirational, and shining example to the Greater Aryan Race.

Wait, what? He's not Aryan, he doesn't have blue eyes. Also, I'm disturbed that a creepy stalker is 'perfection'. Also he has gone on public record of loathing Twilight. Which makes sense, as it is a series with literally not redeeming features. It's a self-insert fanfiction written clumsily at best. I just hope they make the next movie so I can see Edward perform a Cesarian with his fangs. It will be comedy gold.

by **The Sweet Taste of Edward** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:17 pm

Slopska wrote:Wait, what? He's not Aryan, he doesn't have blue eyes. Also, I'm disturbed that a creepy stalker is 'perfection'. Also he has gone on public record of loathing Twilight. Which makes sense, as it is a series with literally not redeeming features. It's a self-insert fanfiction written clumsily at best. I just hope they make the next movie so I can see Edward perform a Cesarian with his fangs. It will be comedy gold.

I am speaking of the Greater Aryan Race, which comprises the Core Descendants as well as all other ethnically clean and sexually perfect whites. Edward's perfection is what enables him to effectively hunt.

by **Slopska** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:18 pm

The Sweet Taste of Edward wrote:
Slopska wrote:Wait, what? He's not Aryan, he doesn't have blue eyes. Also, I'm disturbed that a creepy stalker is 'perfection'. Also he has gone on public record of loathing Twilight. Which makes sense, as it is a series with literally not redeeming features. It's a self-insert fanfiction written clumsily at best. I just hope they make the next movie so I can see Edward perform a Cesarian with his fangs. It will be comedy gold.
I am speaking of the Greater Aryan Race, which comprises the Core Descendants as well as all other ethnically clean and sexually perfect whites. Edward's perfection is what enables him to effectively hunt.

Yep, my bad: I'd never heard Aryan used to refer specifically to white people. So, learn something new I suppose.

Also: ethnically clean and sexually perfect? I don't think I can comment on this without a massive derail. But, basically: no.

by **Minnysota** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:46 pm

Easily Harry Potter.

by **Inky Noodles** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:48 pm

The Sweet Taste of Edward wrote:
Slopska wrote:Wait, what? He's not Aryan, he doesn't have blue eyes. Also, I'm disturbed that a creepy stalker is 'perfection'. Also he has gone on public record of loathing Twilight. Which makes sense, as it is a series with literally not redeeming features. It's a self-insert fanfiction written clumsily at best. I just hope they make the next movie so I can see Edward perform a Cesarian with his fangs. It will be comedy gold.
I am speaking of the Greater Aryan Race, which comprises the Core Descendants as well as all other ethnically clean and sexually perfect whites. Edward's perfection is what enables him to effectively hunt.

im white and blonde and blue eyed. and i think you couldnt be any more ridiculous.

by **Xai Sun Nam** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:51 pm

I'd have to say Harry Potter, those books were the first real novels I read as a kid and thus set me on a path for the likes of Hemingway and McCarthy.

by **Slopska** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:53 pm

Inky Noodles wrote:im white and blonde and blue eyed. and i think you couldnt be any more ridiculous.

There is always a way to be more ridiculous.

Always.

by **Nationstatelandsville** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:54 pm

Slopska wrote:
Inky Noodles wrote:im white and blonde and blue eyed. and i think you couldnt be any more ridiculous.

There is always a way to be more ridiculous.

Always.

Never doubt that, or you will be destroyed by the stupidity.

Embassy · by **Lubyak** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:41 am

Wilgrove wrote:Once again, it's not even a contest....Harry Potter, hands down.

The only Twilight I like is Twilight Sparkle.

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Twilight Sparkle singlehandedly reclaimed those words for me.

by **Mga42** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:05 pm

Do you seriously need to ask? Harry Potter wins.

by **Burning Passion** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:09 pm

On one hand, we have lame ass magic, on the other, we ha- DEAR GOD! IT'S LIKE SOME ONE TOOK NECROPHILIA, BEASTEALITY, AND ONE OF THE WORST ACTORS EVER AND PUT THEM IN A BLENDER!

Fuck them both.

by **The Observer Clan** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:13 pm

by **Slopska** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:55 pm

The Observer Clan wrote:(Image)

I think you might be overestimating the amount of 'story' in Twilight.

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:05 am

Harry Potter, hands down. Twilight is a just a chunk of shit dressed as a literature.

by **The Observer Clan** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:54 am

Slopska wrote:
The Observer Clan wrote:(Image)

I think you might be overestimating the amount of 'story' in Twilight.

true true, then again, bella swan is the most self absorbed, bitchy, emo, manipulative, whoring, cock tease, damsel in distress, mary sue cunt in the history of literature (yes, i am counting Scarlet O'Hara), so what 'Story' their could of been is replaced with the event horizon of her being a fucking tool

by **Pope Joan** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:07 am

It seems to me that Twilight is reserved for female tweens.

HP however is creative and entertaining.

I just wish they would keep the movies close to the text.

by **Luxativia** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:26 am

Pope Joan wrote:It seems to me that Twilight is reserved for female tweens.

HP however is creative and entertaining.

I just wish they would keep the movies close to the text.

I wish Peeves was in the movie, and they kept the Bloody Baron more like himself...

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