Metal Genre Music Discussion

[Soviet Haaregrad]

Isn't kvlt enough.

You ain't even Norwegian

Through the power of black metal (and/or immigration) we can all be Norwegian.

[Rob Halfordia]

I lived in Strömstad most of my life. It's almost right on the border.

And I was born and raised in rural redneck Finland during the 90s

I actually lived so close to Finland, Finnish people would come and by alcohol because our taxes on it are lower.

Upon researching Dissection some more, I've discovered they are from my hometown. Neat.

[NeuPolska]

I was born in the Polish countryside...does that make me special?

[Rob Halfordia]

I was born in the Polish countryside...does that make me special?

It makes you dreadfully normal.

[NeuPolska]

Aw, dammit.

Well, at least getting thrown into the inside of a running ATV is pretty metal though, don't see many people telling that kind of story. Or at least not anyone who's still alive.

[Edward Richtofen]

Aw, dammit.

Well, at least getting thrown into the inside of a running ATV is pretty metal though, don't see many people telling that kind of story. Or at least not anyone who's still alive.

I built my own shotgun when I was six and used bad pop albums for target practice

[Rob Halfordia]

Aw, dammit.

Well, at least getting thrown into the inside of a running ATV is pretty metal though, don't see many people telling that kind of story. Or at least not anyone who's still alive.

I built my own shotgun when I was six and used bad pop albums for target practice

I was drunk for the first time at the ripe age of 8.

[Edward Richtofen]

I built my own shotgun when I was six and used bad pop albums for target practice

I was drunk for the first time at the ripe age of 8.

that ain't metal that's mainstream

[Rob Halfordia]

I was drunk for the first time at the ripe age of 8.

that ain't metal that's mainstream

You didn't let me finish. I got drunk by drinking Iron Maiden's Trooper beer.

[Cascadian-California]

I threw a desk at a teacher in 8th grade... Does that make me metal?

[Rob Halfordia]

I threw a desk at a teacher in 8th grade... Does that make me metal?

That makes you a loony.

[Edward Richtofen]

that ain't metal that's mainstream

You didn't let me finish. I got drunk by drinking Iron Maiden's Trooper beer.

motherfucker this is a forum you had your chance. Let you finish...WTF it's typing a post not a verbal conversation

[Cosumar]

I spent the first 18 years of my life in Christianville, Texas suburban hell and have never gotten drunk or fired a gun. 2metal4u

[Rob Halfordia]

You didn't let me finish. I got drunk by drinking Iron Maiden's Trooper beer.

motherfucker this is a forum you had your chance. Let you finish...WTF it's typing a post not a verbal conversation

I know, twas a joke. But in all honesty, the most metal thing I did in my childhood was probably... you know what, my childhood wasn't very metal. Aside from the occasional visit to black metal stores in Norway, not much happened.

[Cascadian-California]

Can there be a genre more extreme or hardcore than the most extreme metal or grindcore variants? What would sound like?

[Edward Richtofen]

motherfucker this is a forum you had your chance. Let you finish...WTF it's typing a post not a verbal conversation

I know, twas a joke. But in all honesty, the most metal thing I did in my childhood was probably... you know what, my childhood wasn't very metal. Aside from the occasional visit to black metal stores in Norway, not much happened.

we had general stores which were composed of homemade goods and the rare imports from Helsinki
Luckily through previous employment my father had a massive music collection and pretty much ran a hard/classic/dirty hard rock and early metal library and all music went through him.

Also the economy was a trade based one, cause who the fuck needs money when you have utility?

[Edward Richtofen]

Can there be a genre more extreme or hardcore than the most extreme metal or grindcore variants? What would sound like?

slam

[NeuPolska]

Aw, dammit.

Well, at least getting thrown into the inside of a running ATV is pretty metal though, don't see many people telling that kind of story. Or at least not anyone who's still alive.

I built my own shotgun when I was six and used bad pop albums for target practice

That's pretty metal, but tbh almost dying and narrowly surviving with a giant tire mark on your back is a bit more metal...pretty bloody, too.

I don't remember exactly what it was like squating down before that day, but ever since whenever I squat my right knee (when I fell off the ATV before I got caught in the wheel, my knee hit the ground pretty hard, basically abosorbing all the force off falling off a moving vehicle going about 20-30 mph) is the only knee that cracks every single time. My left knee is completely quiet. I mean, it's hardly anything, but I feel like the accident must've had something to do with that.

[Cascadian-California]

Can there be a genre more extreme or hardcore than the most extreme metal or grindcore variants? What would sound like?

slam

Anything harder?

[Edward Richtofen]

slam

Anything harder?

wait till I get an amp
i'll event a new brutal genre that's brutaler than all, KVLT and Punk as fuck

[Rob Halfordia]

slam

Anything harder?

Here you are:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8S-F3DKA-8#t=225

[NeuPolska]

Anything harder?

wait till I get an amp
i'll event a new brutal genre that's brutaler than all, KVLT and Punk as fuck

I've already got this idea brewing that when (if ever) I get a pretty solid metal band going (solid=big enough fanbase to be well-known, kinda along the lines of Amon Amarth, Nightwish, Tool, etc in popularity) I'm going to start up a side project based off of semi-satanic dismal chants, and make extremely brutal metal, so brutal that only the most hardcore metalheads would enjoy it. And then I'd be so kvlt that I'd only perform live in the middle of deep dark forests and occasionally abandoned religious buildings. Sure as Hell would be metal as fuck to play at the old Hellfire Club in England, where Satan himself, along with ancient Celtic spirits, supposedly resides.

Edit: I remembered this isn't my region's RMB, and I don't have to censor my swearing

[Cadonica]

slam

Anything harder?

Torsofuck - Raped by Elephants

[Rob Halfordia]

Anything harder?

Torsofuck - Raped by Elephants

I'll never go to Africa again.

[Cascadian-California]

Well, if I get a band together, I'm inventing a genre called Steel, which will make torsofuck sound like James Taylor in comparison.