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Segmentia
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Postby Segmentia » Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:35 pm

Just noticed that my keyboard changes colors when I play WoT. Its actually kind of cool. Now everytime I get taken out, it flashes red.
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Saphirasia
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Postby Saphirasia » Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:12 pm

>:(
Goddamnit. The developers are trying to find 10 billion reasons to make climbing the arty tree impossible. First it was the Tier 5 Uber-scouts, now it's the goddamn French tree. Imagine a tank with better-than-M24 speed and maneuverability, and stick a cannon on that fires once every 1.5-2 seconds (for 6 shots. Then it's a longer reload period).
That's every tank in the French tree with an oscillating turret.
...I'm about ready to quit this damn game...
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Soxastan wrote:...then how did you get 1TB of pony in about an hour, maybe less?

I have fast hands.

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Postby Drackonisa » Tue Dec 20, 2011 5:45 am

Saphirasia wrote:>:(
Goddamnit. The developers are trying to find 10 billion reasons to make climbing the arty tree impossible. First it was the Tier 5 Uber-scouts, now it's the goddamn French tree. Imagine a tank with better-than-M24 speed and maneuverability, and stick a cannon on that fires once every 1.5-2 seconds (for 6 shots. Then it's a longer reload period).
That's every tank in the French tree with an oscillating turret.
...I'm about ready to quit this damn game...


Darned arty. I hate them all. Especially when theres 7 on each side.

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Mother Knows Best State

Postby Segmentia » Thu Dec 22, 2011 6:01 pm

Just got my first Top Gun award. 7 kills with my Hetzer, all 1 shotted.

And the Reaper award. If I knew I would be this good with TDs' I would have went with them, rather than light and medium tanks.
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Iander » Thu Dec 22, 2011 6:05 pm

Segmentia wrote:Just got my first Top Gun award. 7 kills with my Hetzer, all 1 shotted.

And the Reaper award. If I knew I would be this good with TDs' I would have went with them, rather than light and medium tanks.


Story of my (WoT) life.

When I joined, back when there were no E-100s or s'uming, I went "000h! Maus! Shinyyy!" and went light, medium etc.

I was wrong, and I'm now going "000h! Jagdpanzer E-100..."
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Postby Saphirasia » Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:20 pm

Segmentia wrote:Just got my first Top Gun award. 7 kills with my Hetzer, all 1 shotted.

And the Reaper award. If I knew I would be this good with TDs' I would have went with them, rather than light and medium tanks.

And I discovered that I'm pro with the US heavies. Got Steel Wall in 90% of the matches I was in.
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Saphirasia wrote:
Soxastan wrote:...then how did you get 1TB of pony in about an hour, maybe less?

I have fast hands.

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Postby Tagmatium » Fri Dec 23, 2011 2:59 am

I've got Steel Wall in my DB, Panther II and VK3601 through luck more than judgement. The enmy tanks just didn't seem capable of getting a good hit in.

I need to get back from my parents' house so that I can get the new patch.
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Postby Morrdh » Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:42 am

I've only messed about with the US TDs, having a turret is extremely useful!

That said, still trying to figure out how the heck I managed to get Kamikaze on a T40.... :eyebrow:
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Postby Drackonisa » Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:10 am

I am bummed over the fact that the past 12 matches on my e100 has been nothing but swamp, el halluf, komarin and campinovka. Where is a damn ensk/himmels when you need it?

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Postby Saphirasia » Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:39 pm

>olololol
Face-hugged an E-100 with my test-server T34.
I won.
Russian guy was mad.
I lol'd.
Vitaphone Racing wrote:You can do some really incredible stuff in your kitchen. And I'm talking more than just a phenomenal sandwich.

Shanix wrote:Somepony really took the time of their MLP to do life?

Olthar wrote:I prefer "I Came, I Saw, I Came Again."

Rupudska wrote:Except Nightkill, of course. Nightkill has obtained a level of badassery where his pants depart his legs of their own accord.

Saphirasia wrote:
Soxastan wrote:...then how did you get 1TB of pony in about an hour, maybe less?

I have fast hands.

Immoren wrote:Saphirasia and his ICBCPs (inter continental ballistic cattle prod)

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Postby Drackonisa » Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:54 pm

hmm just took out an is7 at a distance of 300m using 12 HE rounds on my e100's 15cm. I thought they nerfed the dmg, but i was doing about 7-13% per shot. Guy was pissed, too only 400hp off me when he went down.

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Postby Saphirasia » Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:00 pm

Drackonisa wrote:hmm just took out an is7 at a distance of 300m using 12 HE rounds on my e100's 15cm. I thought they nerfed the dmg, but i was doing about 7-13% per shot. Guy was pissed, too only 400hp off me when he went down.

>fail

My biggest beef was when an E-100 magically is able to pen my turret mantlet (T34) from 500 yards and somehow detonate my ammo rack on the first hit.
First of all, not even APCR can pen 279mm from 500m.
Secondly, my ammo rack is WAY in the bottom of the turret.
Third, I was fully hull-down, to the point that my gun barely stuck above the rock.

...That REALLY ticked me off...
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Vitaphone Racing wrote:You can do some really incredible stuff in your kitchen. And I'm talking more than just a phenomenal sandwich.

Shanix wrote:Somepony really took the time of their MLP to do life?

Olthar wrote:I prefer "I Came, I Saw, I Came Again."

Rupudska wrote:Except Nightkill, of course. Nightkill has obtained a level of badassery where his pants depart his legs of their own accord.

Saphirasia wrote:
Soxastan wrote:...then how did you get 1TB of pony in about an hour, maybe less?

I have fast hands.

Immoren wrote:Saphirasia and his ICBCPs (inter continental ballistic cattle prod)

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Drackonisa
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Postby Drackonisa » Sat Dec 24, 2011 7:50 am

We don't use APCR, ours is heat. The pen is up to 350.

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Segmentia
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Mother Knows Best State

Postby Segmentia » Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:01 pm

Few things are better then a Type-59 rush fail. Especially when the enemy team has 7 of them.
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Postby Tagmatium » Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:39 pm

Wallet warriors, charge!
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Tagmatium
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Postby Tagmatium » Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:06 am

Quite enjoying the new patch.

I've camo'd up all my tanks and they look shithot.
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Postby Mad hatters in jeans » Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:07 am

Tagmatium wrote:Wallet warriors, charge!

lol just lol

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Postby Transnapastain » Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:10 am

Tagmatium wrote:Wallet warriors, charge!


Don't hate.

I can only be good by paying. Every time I fire my gun, I have to swipe my card. :P

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Postby Mad hatters in jeans » Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:12 am

Transnapastain wrote:
Tagmatium wrote:Wallet warriors, charge!


Don't hate.

I can only be good by paying. Every time I fire my gun, I have to swipe my card. :P

this shell was brought to you with loving care from the bank of england

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Postby Morrdh » Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:30 am

Transnapastain wrote:
Tagmatium wrote:Wallet warriors, charge!


Don't hate.

I can only be good by paying. Every time I fire my gun, I have to swipe my card. :P


Premium Tank: 2K gold, Premium HEAT Rounds 1k Gold, One-Shotting The Entire Enemy Team: Priceless.
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Postby Tagmatium » Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:51 am

Morrdh wrote:
Transnapastain wrote:Don't hate.

I can only be good by paying. Every time I fire my gun, I have to swipe my card. :P

Premium Tank: 2K gold, Premium HEAT Rounds 1k Gold, One-Shotting The Entire Enemy Team: Priceless.

I'm premium and I do have a premium tank, my T-25.

But I ain't going to use premium shells. That's far too much like throwing money away.

What premium tank do you have?

EDIT: I think I got confused over who I was quoting.
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Postby Morrdh » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:05 am

Tried making a Mastercard reference.... :roll:
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Postby Tagmatium » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:19 am

Morrdh wrote:Tried making a Mastercard reference.... :roll:

Yep, and my comprehension failed miserably.

And I ruined an otherwise good joke.

:(
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Postby Mad hatters in jeans » Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:18 am

Tagmatium wrote:
Morrdh wrote:Tried making a Mastercard reference.... :roll:

Yep, and my comprehension failed miserably.

And I ruined an otherwise good joke.

:(

ruin it further and you'd get a polar opposite joke thingy. it works ya know.

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Postby Saphirasia » Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:09 pm

Morrdh wrote:Tried making a Mastercard reference.... :roll:

Shame people had to go and ruin the punch line.

And actually, my funniest match was in my (Not so much of a POS anymore) SU-5.
Ended up killing an Object 704, an E-75, and an M12.
My team was loling, the other team was WTFing.
I lol'd.
I got Reaper.

That was a good day.

edit: Hot damn, 1000 posts for an obscure thread?
That's cool. Thanks, guys.
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Vitaphone Racing wrote:You can do some really incredible stuff in your kitchen. And I'm talking more than just a phenomenal sandwich.

Shanix wrote:Somepony really took the time of their MLP to do life?

Olthar wrote:I prefer "I Came, I Saw, I Came Again."

Rupudska wrote:Except Nightkill, of course. Nightkill has obtained a level of badassery where his pants depart his legs of their own accord.

Saphirasia wrote:
Soxastan wrote:...then how did you get 1TB of pony in about an hour, maybe less?

I have fast hands.

Immoren wrote:Saphirasia and his ICBCPs (inter continental ballistic cattle prod)

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