Modern Warfare 2 or Black ops?

[Saurisisia]

I'm really having a hard time not telling you what I honestly think of your summary and of you....

Eh, just ignore him.

[Licana]

haters gonna hate.

In all seriousness, that is about how much sense Black Ops's plot made.

[Drap]

haters gonna hate.

In all seriousness, that is about how much sense Black Ops's plot made.

Agreed

[Imperium Neo Roma]

Call of duty 4.

Yup

[Arbor Dubris]

I like Modern Warfare 2 because, well everyone knew who they were, and it didn't have Sam Worthington. Seriously Sam, figure your crap out off-screen.

[Pirate Girl]

People say it's wierd a girl loves mw2 but i love it tho the singeplayer is kinda weak multiplayer

[Licana]

Call of duty 4.

Yup

Quite.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

People say it's wierd a girl loves mw2 but i love it tho the singeplayer is kinda weak multiplayer

Some day 60% of gamers will be girls and the internet will still pretend there's no such thing as a girl gamer.

[Socialist States Owen]

Epic summary, Licana.

In the meantime, neither. Bad Company 2 and Halo Reach FTW!

DEAL WITH IT PC/PS3/OLDER GAMES/HALFLIFE FANBOYS

[Licana]

People say it's wierd a girl loves mw2 but i love it tho the singeplayer is kinda weak multiplayer

Some day 60% of gamers will be girls and the internet will still pretend there's no such thing as a girl gamer.

It is how things must be.

Epic summary, Licana.

Good to see someone enjoyed it.

[Planeta de los Muertos]

It's about a dream in a dream....in a DREAM!

Doesn't fuck the mind more than that.

We have to go DEEPER!!!

My summary of Black Ops plot:

lol, Im in Cuba, killin' Cubans because I've got a few hours to burn before I have to go after the big boss Cuban. Ok, so some Cubans are ready to kill other Cubans lets go kill Castro. I shotz Castro in teh head with my l33t slow motionz skillz and then zipline to an airfield to ride off into saftey in my conveniently convenient American airplain. Oh, but wait, therez some trucks an stuff in teh runway blocking teh runway. I know! Let's jump out of teh moving airplain to steel their AA gun an shoot at teh trucks, cause all problem can be solve'd by dakka! So I'z steelz teh gun and shhotz at teh trucks, asploding them. Doesn't really solve teh problem, considering there still on teh runway, but it asploded them, and I leikz fireworks. Oh crap, some scarie Cuban just punched me in the face. My face, my only weakness!!11!!1! So Iz pass out now.

I wake up and ZOMG RUSSIANZ!!! Also, Castro's there two, so I was all leik "ur ded dood, I shootz u in teh brian!" but Castro was all leikz "Noez, that was my twin broteh Ortsac! We knew about ur planz." I wondered how they could have possibly figuered out our supa sekret planz....maybe it had something to do with our endless hours of running from the Cuban police and shooting up random bars.

So anyway, I got sent to this really meanz place called Vorkuta or something else Russian and stupid. After a few days of that I was all leik "fuck this, this place stupid, I leave now." So I left with my bestest freind that I just met Viktor Reznov! and Viktor Reznov! make us get motocycles and we went vroom vrooming along some highway to jump on a train because we're awesome. But my bestest freind Viktor Reznov! didn't make it, and got cotz by teh KBG or something.

Anyway, so I was back in the Americas, all cool and such, but they wanted to send me on moar sekret mission. So tehy sent me on sekret mission to blow up some random roket so that Kennedy could flip Khrushchev the bird. Anyway, we blowz up teh roket with our supa sekret missile launcher conviently located in a box next to teh roket, and after that tehy saidz "Good Job Mason! ur ttly awsome! Go to Veitnam to spread ur awsome!" So i went to Veitnam, where I hunted commies for a few weeks with my team of awsome badasses.

However, it wasn't all fun in Veitnam. They started to be really mean and get in our bases to kill our doods, so we went into to them bases to kill there doods. But we all got captured becasue kaptin Russin badass was their t obe a meanie head and ruin our awsome plan to be awsome. So we gotz caputerd, but that's alright, because we got out using our awsome badass skillz.

Meanwhile, supa CIA agent Hudson Mchudsonson was bien a badass in Hongkong with some lame trator ruskie and a nutty britsh scientist to fight commies. His team was less awsome than mein, though! Anyway, they got out of Hongkong using imported weapons from teh future that nutty british scientist Klark Cent had hidden randomly throughout teh city but Klark deid because he wasnt cool.

Anyway, beck to team Veitnam badasses of awesome, we got out and we "TAKE THE HIND!!1!1!" so we maggically downloaded teh powas to fly teh HIND!!1!1! off of our supa sekret download fones tht we imported from teh matrix. So we take teh HIND!!1!1! and singul hundedly asplode teh entire Huchimen trail cause were cool. but then we left teh HIND!!1!1! bcaus were so badass that we didnt need it bcaus were awsome badasses. So we went intu som caves and found Viktor Reznov! who was liek "Kraftchesse is here!" so we went to hunt down Kraftchesse, but he kicked my ass because I wasn't cooler then hem. But its okay, cause Captian Frank Derp Wodds was theyre to tackal Kraftchesse out teh window and cuase splosion.

Of course, with Kraftchesse dead, I had to kil Naziman Stiner cause Viktor Reznov! said so and teh numbas were talkin to me. So I went off and killed Stiner usin my epic ninja skillz befor teh CIA could get to him. For soem rasin, tehy didnt liek this, so tehy turtured me for forevers, untill Hudson Mchudsonson came down nad talked to me so I biatch slapped him for turturing me. So i walked down som random hallway while tripping out in LSD an talkin to numbas when ZOMG I REMEbER IT!
ZOMG RUSSIAN NAZI MIND CONTROL IS TRUNING ME INTO SLEEPING AGENT! THey WANTTDE ME TO KILLZ KENDEY BUT vICTOR rEZNOV! SAVED ME! MAKE TEH NUMBAS STOP! MAKE TEHM STOPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!

Hudson Mchudsonson found meh crying leik a sissy ova teh numbas, and tought me how to use teh force to channel my chi nad read teh numbas to find the train station. So I found teht rain station, it was in Cuba. So then Hudson Mchudsonson put on his Morpheous face and we wnt to Cuba in helichoppers and blew up some random cargoship swam down to teh undawattar hideout and punched some random ruskie commies in teh face befor asploding evrything an swimmin back up, were we had a airshow an battlships an epicness to greet us. The End, P.S. I killed Kennedy bcause teh numbas told me too, oh god why wunt teh ystop?

Winner of the most derp-y summary of the year.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

My summary of Black Ops plot:

lol, Im in Cuba, killin' Cubans because I've got a few hours to burn before I have to go after the big boss Cuban. Ok, so some Cubans are ready to kill other Cubans lets go kill Castro. I shotz Castro in teh head with my l33t slow motionz skillz and then zipline to an airfield to ride off into saftey in my conveniently convenient American airplain. Oh, but wait, therez some trucks an stuff in teh runway blocking teh runway. I know! Let's jump out of teh moving airplain to steel their AA gun an shoot at teh trucks, cause all problem can be solve'd by dakka! So I'z steelz teh gun and shhotz at teh trucks, asploding them. Doesn't really solve teh problem, considering there still on teh runway, but it asploded them, and I leikz fireworks. Oh crap, some scarie Cuban just punched me in the face. My face, my only weakness!!11!!1! So Iz pass out now.

I wake up and ZOMG RUSSIANZ!!! Also, Castro's there two, so I was all leik "ur ded dood, I shootz u in teh brian!" but Castro was all leikz "Noez, that was my twin broteh Ortsac! We knew about ur planz." I wondered how they could have possibly figuered out our supa sekret planz....maybe it had something to do with our endless hours of running from the Cuban police and shooting up random bars.

So anyway, I got sent to this really meanz place called Vorkuta or something else Russian and stupid. After a few days of that I was all leik "fuck this, this place stupid, I leave now." So I left with my bestest freind that I just met Viktor Reznov! and Viktor Reznov! make us get motocycles and we went vroom vrooming along some highway to jump on a train because we're awesome. But my bestest freind Viktor Reznov! didn't make it, and got cotz by teh KBG or something.

Anyway, so I was back in the Americas, all cool and such, but they wanted to send me on moar sekret mission. So tehy sent me on sekret mission to blow up some random roket so that Kennedy could flip Khrushchev the bird. Anyway, we blowz up teh roket with our supa sekret missile launcher conviently located in a box next to teh roket, and after that tehy saidz "Good Job Mason! ur ttly awsome! Go to Veitnam to spread ur awsome!" So i went to Veitnam, where I hunted commies for a few weeks with my team of awsome badasses.

However, it wasn't all fun in Veitnam. They started to be really mean and get in our bases to kill our doods, so we went into to them bases to kill there doods. But we all got captured becasue kaptin Russin badass was their t obe a meanie head and ruin our awsome plan to be awsome. So we gotz caputerd, but that's alright, because we got out using our awsome badass skillz.

Meanwhile, supa CIA agent Hudson Mchudsonson was bien a badass in Hongkong with some lame trator ruskie and a nutty britsh scientist to fight commies. His team was less awsome than mein, though! Anyway, they got out of Hongkong using imported weapons from teh future that nutty british scientist Klark Cent had hidden randomly throughout teh city but Klark deid because he wasnt cool.

Anyway, beck to team Veitnam badasses of awesome, we got out and we "TAKE THE HIND!!1!1!" so we maggically downloaded teh powas to fly teh HIND!!1!1! off of our supa sekret download fones tht we imported from teh matrix. So we take teh HIND!!1!1! and singul hundedly asplode teh entire Huchimen trail cause were cool. but then we left teh HIND!!1!1! bcaus were so badass that we didnt need it bcaus were awsome badasses. So we went intu som caves and found Viktor Reznov! who was liek "Kraftchesse is here!" so we went to hunt down Kraftchesse, but he kicked my ass because I wasn't cooler then hem. But its okay, cause Captian Frank Derp Wodds was theyre to tackal Kraftchesse out teh window and cuase splosion.

Of course, with Kraftchesse dead, I had to kil Naziman Stiner cause Viktor Reznov! said so and teh numbas were talkin to me. So I went off and killed Stiner usin my epic ninja skillz befor teh CIA could get to him. For soem rasin, tehy didnt liek this, so tehy turtured me for forevers, untill Hudson Mchudsonson came down nad talked to me so I biatch slapped him for turturing me. So i walked down som random hallway while tripping out in LSD an talkin to numbas when ZOMG I REMEbER IT!
ZOMG RUSSIAN NAZI MIND CONTROL IS TRUNING ME INTO SLEEPING AGENT! THey WANTTDE ME TO KILLZ KENDEY BUT vICTOR rEZNOV! SAVED ME! MAKE TEH NUMBAS STOP! MAKE TEHM STOPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!

Hudson Mchudsonson found meh crying leik a sissy ova teh numbas, and tought me how to use teh force to channel my chi nad read teh numbas to find the train station. So I found teht rain station, it was in Cuba. So then Hudson Mchudsonson put on his Morpheous face and we wnt to Cuba in helichoppers and blew up some random cargoship swam down to teh undawattar hideout and punched some random ruskie commies in teh face befor asploding evrything an swimmin back up, were we had a airshow an battlships an epicness to greet us. The End, P.S. I killed Kennedy bcause teh numbas told me too, oh god why wunt teh ystop?

Winner of the most accurate summary of the year.

I second this motion.

[Rolamec]

People say it's wierd a girl loves mw2 but i love it tho the singeplayer is kinda weak multiplayer

Pssh, girls can't play games well.

[The Corparation]

Call of duty 4.

Yup

This^ Last decent CoD game.

[United Dependencies]

Neither. The campaigns are too small and the internet side is full of annoying idiots. I preferred playing the old battlefield 1942 while my Xbox was working. I played another one on the computer a while ago and it was amazing.

I still have 1942 on the pc. Good times...

[The Pope States]

MW2 is the best BO was BS i tell you graphs were like shit in BO

[Narendria]

Of course Call of duty 2 modern warfare, black ops sucks with it's old '70s guns plus the story, i mean the plot is nothing like modern warfare's.

[Austross]

Black Ops because it had a plot that actually went somewhere.

[Licana]

Black Ops because it had a plot that actually went somewhere.

That's debatable.

My summary of Black Ops plot:

lol, Im in Cuba, killin' Cubans because I've got a few hours to burn before I have to go after the big boss Cuban. Ok, so some Cubans are ready to kill other Cubans lets go kill Castro. I shotz Castro in teh head with my l33t slow motionz skillz and then zipline to an airfield to ride off into saftey in my conveniently convenient American airplain. Oh, but wait, therez some trucks an stuff in teh runway blocking teh runway. I know! Let's jump out of teh moving airplain to steel their AA gun an shoot at teh trucks, cause all problem can be solve'd by dakka! So I'z steelz teh gun and shhotz at teh trucks, asploding them. Doesn't really solve teh problem, considering there still on teh runway, but it asploded them, and I leikz fireworks. Oh crap, some scarie Cuban just punched me in the face. My face, my only weakness!!11!!1! So Iz pass out now.

I wake up and ZOMG RUSSIANZ!!! Also, Castro's there two, so I was all leik "ur ded dood, I shootz u in teh brian!" but Castro was all leikz "Noez, that was my twin broteh Ortsac! We knew about ur planz." I wondered how they could have possibly figuered out our supa sekret planz....maybe it had something to do with our endless hours of running from the Cuban police and shooting up random bars.

So anyway, I got sent to this really meanz place called Vorkuta or something else Russian and stupid. After a few days of that I was all leik "fuck this, this place stupid, I leave now." So I left with my bestest freind that I just met Viktor Reznov! and Viktor Reznov! make us get motocycles and we went vroom vrooming along some highway to jump on a train because we're awesome. But my bestest freind Viktor Reznov! didn't make it, and got cotz by teh KBG or something.

Anyway, so I was back in the Americas, all cool and such, but they wanted to send me on moar sekret mission. So tehy sent me on sekret mission to blow up some random roket so that Kennedy could flip Khrushchev the bird. Anyway, we blowz up teh roket with our supa sekret missile launcher conviently located in a box next to teh roket, and after that tehy saidz "Good Job Mason! ur ttly awsome! Go to Veitnam to spread ur awsome!" So i went to Veitnam, where I hunted commies for a few weeks with my team of awsome badasses.

However, it wasn't all fun in Veitnam. They started to be really mean and get in our bases to kill our doods, so we went into to them bases to kill there doods. But we all got captured becasue kaptin Russin badass was their t obe a meanie head and ruin our awsome plan to be awsome. So we gotz caputerd, but that's alright, because we got out using our awsome badass skillz.

Meanwhile, supa CIA agent Hudson Mchudsonson was bien a badass in Hongkong with some lame trator ruskie and a nutty britsh scientist to fight commies. His team was less awsome than mein, though! Anyway, they got out of Hongkong using imported weapons from teh future that nutty british scientist Klark Cent had hidden randomly throughout teh city but Klark deid because he wasnt cool.

Anyway, beck to team Veitnam badasses of awesome, we got out and we "TAKE THE HIND!!1!1!" so we maggically downloaded teh powas to fly teh HIND!!1!1! off of our supa sekret download fones tht we imported from teh matrix. So we take teh HIND!!1!1! and singul hundedly asplode teh entire Huchimen trail cause were cool. but then we left teh HIND!!1!1! bcaus were so badass that we didnt need it bcaus were awsome badasses. So we went intu som caves and found Viktor Reznov! who was liek "Kraftchesse is here!" so we went to hunt down Kraftchesse, but he kicked my ass because I wasn't cooler then hem. But its okay, cause Captian Frank Derp Wodds was theyre to tackal Kraftchesse out teh window and cuase splosion.

Of course, with Kraftchesse dead, I had to kil Naziman Stiner cause Viktor Reznov! said so and teh numbas were talkin to me. So I went off and killed Stiner usin my epic ninja skillz befor teh CIA could get to him. For soem rasin, tehy didnt liek this, so tehy turtured me for forevers, untill Hudson Mchudsonson came down nad talked to me so I biatch slapped him for turturing me. So i walked down som random hallway while tripping out in LSD an talkin to numbas when ZOMG I REMEbER IT!
ZOMG RUSSIAN NAZI MIND CONTROL IS TRUNING ME INTO SLEEPING AGENT! THey WANTTDE ME TO KILLZ KENDEY BUT vICTOR rEZNOV! SAVED ME! MAKE TEH NUMBAS STOP! MAKE TEHM STOPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!

Hudson Mchudsonson found meh crying leik a sissy ova teh numbas, and tought me how to use teh force to channel my chi nad read teh numbas to find the train station. So I found teht rain station, it was in Cuba. So then Hudson Mchudsonson put on his Morpheous face and we wnt to Cuba in helichoppers and blew up some random cargoship swam down to teh undawattar hideout and punched some random ruskie commies in teh face befor asploding evrything an swimmin back up, were we had a airshow an battlships an epicness to greet us. The End, P.S. I killed Kennedy bcause teh numbas told me too, oh god why wunt teh ystop?

[Austross]

Black Ops because it had a plot that actually went somewhere.

That's debatable.

My summary of Black Ops plot:

lol, Im in Cuba, killin' Cubans because I've got a few hours to burn before I have to go after the big boss Cuban. Ok, so some Cubans are ready to kill other Cubans lets go kill Castro. I shotz Castro in teh head with my l33t slow motionz skillz and then zipline to an airfield to ride off into saftey in my conveniently convenient American airplain. Oh, but wait, therez some trucks an stuff in teh runway blocking teh runway. I know! Let's jump out of teh moving airplain to steel their AA gun an shoot at teh trucks, cause all problem can be solve'd by dakka! So I'z steelz teh gun and shhotz at teh trucks, asploding them. Doesn't really solve teh problem, considering there still on teh runway, but it asploded them, and I leikz fireworks. Oh crap, some scarie Cuban just punched me in the face. My face, my only weakness!!11!!1! So Iz pass out now.

I wake up and ZOMG RUSSIANZ!!! Also, Castro's there two, so I was all leik "ur ded dood, I shootz u in teh brian!" but Castro was all leikz "Noez, that was my twin broteh Ortsac! We knew about ur planz." I wondered how they could have possibly figuered out our supa sekret planz....maybe it had something to do with our endless hours of running from the Cuban police and shooting up random bars.

So anyway, I got sent to this really meanz place called Vorkuta or something else Russian and stupid. After a few days of that I was all leik "fuck this, this place stupid, I leave now." So I left with my bestest freind that I just met Viktor Reznov! and Viktor Reznov! make us get motocycles and we went vroom vrooming along some highway to jump on a train because we're awesome. But my bestest freind Viktor Reznov! didn't make it, and got cotz by teh KBG or something.

Anyway, so I was back in the Americas, all cool and such, but they wanted to send me on moar sekret mission. So tehy sent me on sekret mission to blow up some random roket so that Kennedy could flip Khrushchev the bird. Anyway, we blowz up teh roket with our supa sekret missile launcher conviently located in a box next to teh roket, and after that tehy saidz "Good Job Mason! ur ttly awsome! Go to Veitnam to spread ur awsome!" So i went to Veitnam, where I hunted commies for a few weeks with my team of awsome badasses.

However, it wasn't all fun in Veitnam. They started to be really mean and get in our bases to kill our doods, so we went into to them bases to kill there doods. But we all got captured becasue kaptin Russin badass was their t obe a meanie head and ruin our awsome plan to be awsome. So we gotz caputerd, but that's alright, because we got out using our awsome badass skillz.

Meanwhile, supa CIA agent Hudson Mchudsonson was bien a badass in Hongkong with some lame trator ruskie and a nutty britsh scientist to fight commies. His team was less awsome than mein, though! Anyway, they got out of Hongkong using imported weapons from teh future that nutty british scientist Klark Cent had hidden randomly throughout teh city but Klark deid because he wasnt cool.

Anyway, beck to team Veitnam badasses of awesome, we got out and we "TAKE THE HIND!!1!1!" so we maggically downloaded teh powas to fly teh HIND!!1!1! off of our supa sekret download fones tht we imported from teh matrix. So we take teh HIND!!1!1! and singul hundedly asplode teh entire Huchimen trail cause were cool. but then we left teh HIND!!1!1! bcaus were so badass that we didnt need it bcaus were awsome badasses. So we went intu som caves and found Viktor Reznov! who was liek "Kraftchesse is here!" so we went to hunt down Kraftchesse, but he kicked my ass because I wasn't cooler then hem. But its okay, cause Captian Frank Derp Wodds was theyre to tackal Kraftchesse out teh window and cuase splosion.

Of course, with Kraftchesse dead, I had to kil Naziman Stiner cause Viktor Reznov! said so and teh numbas were talkin to me. So I went off and killed Stiner usin my epic ninja skillz befor teh CIA could get to him. For soem rasin, tehy didnt liek this, so tehy turtured me for forevers, untill Hudson Mchudsonson came down nad talked to me so I biatch slapped him for turturing me. So i walked down som random hallway while tripping out in LSD an talkin to numbas when ZOMG I REMEbER IT!
ZOMG RUSSIAN NAZI MIND CONTROL IS TRUNING ME INTO SLEEPING AGENT! THey WANTTDE ME TO KILLZ KENDEY BUT vICTOR rEZNOV! SAVED ME! MAKE TEH NUMBAS STOP! MAKE TEHM STOPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!

Hudson Mchudsonson found meh crying leik a sissy ova teh numbas, and tought me how to use teh force to channel my chi nad read teh numbas to find the train station. So I found teht rain station, it was in Cuba. So then Hudson Mchudsonson put on his Morpheous face and we wnt to Cuba in helichoppers and blew up some random cargoship swam down to teh undawattar hideout and punched some random ruskie commies in teh face befor asploding evrything an swimmin back up, were we had a airshow an battlships an epicness to greet us. The End, P.S. I killed Kennedy bcause teh numbas told me too, oh god why wunt teh ystop?

lol dasssotru

[Trollgaard]

I have played the hell out of both Black ops and Modern warfare two and I dont know which to call better.
What do you think NS?

world at war is clearly the best

[Ashlak]

Black Ops.

Reasons: 1. Better Plot
2. Gary Oldman
3. Zork was playable on the terminal
4. Nazi Zombies
5. Combat Training. Now I don't have to deal with the assholes on X-box live.

[Licana]

Black Ops.

Reasons: 1. Better Plot

I stopped reading here. Seriously, the plot on Black Ops made about as much sense as the one on John Cena's The Marine.

[Ashlak]

Black Ops.

Reasons: 1. Better Plot

I stopped reading here. Seriously, the plot on Black Ops made about as much sense as the one on John Cena's The Marine.

Well, since you apparently you couldn't comprehend the first complex reason. I'll re-post the other 4, less complicated ones.

2. Gary Oldman
3. Zork was playable on the terminal
4. Nazi Zombies
5. Combat Training. Now I don't have to deal with the assholes on X-box live.

[Licana]

I stopped reading here. Seriously, the plot on Black Ops made about as much sense as the one on John Cena's The Marine.

Well, since you apparently you couldn't comprehend the first complex reason. I'll re-post the other 4, less complicated ones.

This makes me lol, you make me lol.
2. Gary Oldman does not make something good. Case and point, The Legend of Spyro.
3. Because Black Ops was so bad it needed a game within a game to make it something other than mediocre.
4. Ah, zombies. How fresh, original, and ground breaking in both gameplay and story. Truly a revolutionary feature that has never been done before, ever.
5. Congratulations, you've been introduced to something that PC gamers (and even some console games) have had since before online multiplayer was the "in" thing.

However, I'm sure the "complexity" of your argument went soaring magically over my head. lol.