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Postby Jetan » Mon Nov 05, 2018 6:33 am

Chan Island wrote:And lastly but most importantly; the space orcs are basically drunk football hooligans.

Oi! Dat's not nicely said! Get 'im Boyz!
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Postby Chan Island » Mon Nov 05, 2018 6:52 am

Jetan wrote:
Chan Island wrote:And lastly but most importantly; the space orcs are basically drunk football hooligans.

Oi! Dat's not nicely said! Get 'im Boyz!


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Conserative Morality wrote:"It's not time yet" is a tactic used by reactionaries in every era. "It's not time for democracy, it's not time for capitalism, it's not time for emancipation." Of course it's not time. It's never time, not on its own. You make it time. If you're under fire in the no-man's land of WW1, you start digging a foxhole even if the ideal time would be when you *aren't* being bombarded, because once you wait for it to be 'time', other situations will need your attention, assuming you survive that long. If the fields aren't furrowed, plow them. If the iron is not hot, make it so. If society is not ready, change it.

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Postby Hurdergaryp » Mon Nov 05, 2018 7:33 am

Jetan wrote:
Chan Island wrote:And lastly but most importantly; the space orcs are basically drunk football hooligans.

Oi! Dat's not nicely said! Get 'im Boyz!

Why would Orks even care if something is or isn't nicely said? Practical as they are, the Orks tend to keep themselves busy with more important matters, such as infighting and exciting new ways to prepare squigs.

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Postby Maichuko » Mon Nov 05, 2018 11:30 am

I saw an excerpt of the New Ork codex of them looting a Necron Tomb world and it was hilarious, I want to see what kind of tech they can make with looted Necron stuff.
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Postby Jetan » Mon Nov 05, 2018 12:09 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Jetan wrote:Oi! Dat's not nicely said! Get 'im Boyz!

Why would Orks even care if something is or isn't nicely said? Practical as they are, the Orks tend to keep themselves busy with more important matters, such as infighting and exciting new ways to prepare squigs.

Well, rudeness is as good a reason to fight as any.
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Postby The Imperial Reach » Mon Nov 05, 2018 6:48 pm

Jetan wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Why would Orks even care if something is or isn't nicely said? Practical as they are, the Orks tend to keep themselves busy with more important matters, such as infighting and exciting new ways to prepare squigs.

Well, rudeness is as good a reason to fight as any.


>Implying Orks need a reason to fight
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Postby The Imperial Reach » Mon Nov 05, 2018 6:49 pm

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Postby Nova Colombian Confederation » Mon Nov 05, 2018 7:36 pm

The Imperial Reach wrote:
Nova Colombian Confederation wrote:
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"Shlannesh"

well it's from reddit
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Postby Tethys 13 » Tue Nov 06, 2018 12:31 am

Maichuko wrote:I saw an excerpt of the New Ork codex of them looting a Necron Tomb world and it was hilarious, I want to see what kind of tech they can make with looted Necron stuff.


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Postby Hurdergaryp » Tue Nov 06, 2018 6:29 am

The Imperial Reach wrote:
Jetan wrote:Well, rudeness is as good a reason to fight as any.

>Implying Orks need a reason to fight

Orks have an innate reason to fight, for they are Orks. It is their purpose, their philosophy and their religion.

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Postby The Biggles Syndicate » Tue Nov 06, 2018 9:19 am

The Imperial Reach wrote:
Nova Colombian Confederation wrote:
not mine of course


"Shlannesh"

The bottle should be "Horus" and the person should be "The Imperium".

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Postby Maichuko » Tue Nov 06, 2018 12:04 pm

I wonder what Cain did during the months of Blindness after the 13th Black Crusade. Knowing him he probably accidentally defeated a Daemonic incursion on Perilia. Maybe throw in some feral orks.
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Postby Jetan » Tue Nov 06, 2018 1:58 pm

The Imperial Reach wrote:
Jetan wrote:Well, rudeness is as good a reason to fight as any.


>Implying Orks need a reason to fight

It's more like a bonus.
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Tue Nov 06, 2018 4:57 pm

Maichuko wrote:I wonder what Cain did during the months of Blindness after the 13th Black Crusade. Knowing him he probably accidentally defeated a Daemonic incursion on Perilia. Maybe throw in some feral orks.

Cain's desire for an uneventful career was frustrated from the very beginning, it seems. He never asked to become a Hero of the Imperium, but his fate dodging skills simply were not strong enough.

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Postby The Biggles Syndicate » Tue Nov 06, 2018 8:00 pm

In Dark Imperium it is said that Cato Siarius has an ego. It's on page 65, where he's chatting with my favorite primarch while he's suiting up.

The book says:
"Sicarius approached the arming cage with the easy swagger of a master swordsman. Captain of the Second Company, Master of the Watch, Grand Duke of Talassar, Knight Champion of Macragge and High Suzerain of Ultramar, his titles fitted his ego."

Here's something that's part of TTS. It's not a cringe compilation, it's Nostalgia's TTS segment. Watch the beginning and compare it to the passage, and all those titles are pretty similar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_QLD6ZOEzw&app=desktop

Guy Haley probably watches TTS and its related spin-offs.

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Postby The Imperial Reach » Tue Nov 06, 2018 8:53 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Maichuko wrote:I wonder what Cain did during the months of Blindness after the 13th Black Crusade. Knowing him he probably accidentally defeated a Daemonic incursion on Perilia. Maybe throw in some feral orks.

Cain's desire for an uneventful career was frustrated from the very beginning, it seems. He never asked to become a Hero of the Imperium, but his fate dodging skills simply were not strong enough.


I think I read an idea for an anime that was kinda like this. A girl is born as a protagonist (complete with pink hair, to signify she's a protagonist) and tries to avoid her destiny by angstily avoiding all the cliche anime protagonist-making scenarios she comes into contact with.

I remember thinking "Wow, that might be an anime I might actually want to watch" simply because it sounded ridiculously meta.

The Biggles Syndicate wrote:In Dark Imperium it is said that Cato Siarius has an ego. It's on page 65, where he's chatting with my favorite primarch while he's suiting up.

The book says:
"Sicarius approached the arming cage with the easy swagger of a master swordsman. Captain of the Second Company, Master of the Watch, Grand Duke of Talassar, Knight Champion of Macragge and High Suzerain of Ultramar, his titles fitted his ego."

Here's something that's part of TTS. It's not a cringe compilation, it's Nostalgia's TTS segment. Watch the beginning and compare it to the passage, and all those titles are pretty similar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_QLD6ZOEzw&app=desktop

Guy Haley probably watches TTS and its related spin-offs.


Pretty much anyone who knows anything about 40k knows about TTS, if only slightly. Even I vaguely knew about it before I was even a 40k fan (though it took this thread to introduce me to it, which I am very grateful for because it's fucking amazing).
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Postby Chan Island » Wed Nov 07, 2018 5:14 am

The Biggles Syndicate wrote:In Dark Imperium it is said that Cato Siarius has an ego. It's on page 65, where he's chatting with my favorite primarch while he's suiting up.

The book says:
"Sicarius approached the arming cage with the easy swagger of a master swordsman. Captain of the Second Company, Master of the Watch, Grand Duke of Talassar, Knight Champion of Macragge and High Suzerain of Ultramar, his titles fitted his ego."

Here's something that's part of TTS. It's not a cringe compilation, it's Nostalgia's TTS segment. Watch the beginning and compare it to the passage, and all those titles are pretty similar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_QLD6ZOEzw&app=desktop

Guy Haley probably watches TTS and its related spin-offs.


Wow, Cato Sicarius is really being modest today.

Also I'm pretty sure Guy Haley has confirmed watching TTS on Adeptus Podcastus.
Conserative Morality wrote:"It's not time yet" is a tactic used by reactionaries in every era. "It's not time for democracy, it's not time for capitalism, it's not time for emancipation." Of course it's not time. It's never time, not on its own. You make it time. If you're under fire in the no-man's land of WW1, you start digging a foxhole even if the ideal time would be when you *aren't* being bombarded, because once you wait for it to be 'time', other situations will need your attention, assuming you survive that long. If the fields aren't furrowed, plow them. If the iron is not hot, make it so. If society is not ready, change it.

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Postby Ameriganastan » Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:59 pm


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Postby Hurdergaryp » Wed Nov 07, 2018 2:03 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:

The Doctor will be reading the audiobook versions of the Warhammer Adventures books.

That's not the guy with the scarf!

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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Wed Nov 07, 2018 5:33 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:

The Doctor will be reading the audiobook versions of the Warhammer Adventures books.

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Postby The Imperial Reach » Wed Nov 07, 2018 9:16 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:The Doctor will be reading the audiobook versions of the Warhammer Adventures books.

That's not the guy with the scarf!


No, it's JESSICA. NOW JESSICA.

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:The Doctor will be reading the audiobook versions of the Warhammer Adventures books.

Which Doctor? Witch Doctor?


Why Doctor Fabulous Bill, Emperor's Children M.D. of course! Hold onto your butts (all eight of them)!
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Postby Chan Island » Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:31 am

The Imperial Reach wrote:
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:Which Doctor? Witch Doctor?


Why Doctor Fabulous Bill, Emperor's Children M.D. of course! Hold onto your butts (all eight of them)!


:eyebrow:

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Conserative Morality wrote:"It's not time yet" is a tactic used by reactionaries in every era. "It's not time for democracy, it's not time for capitalism, it's not time for emancipation." Of course it's not time. It's never time, not on its own. You make it time. If you're under fire in the no-man's land of WW1, you start digging a foxhole even if the ideal time would be when you *aren't* being bombarded, because once you wait for it to be 'time', other situations will need your attention, assuming you survive that long. If the fields aren't furrowed, plow them. If the iron is not hot, make it so. If society is not ready, change it.

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Postby Maichuko » Thu Nov 08, 2018 12:49 pm

If Corax embracing his Warp powers in the Eye without joining Chaos lets him become a shadow creature made of Ravens, Is Russ a werewolf now?
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Postby The Biggles Syndicate » Fri Nov 09, 2018 5:11 pm

Maichuko wrote:
If Corax embracing his Warp powers in the Eye without joining Chaos lets him become a shadow creature made of Ravens, Is Russ a werewolf now?

If he did the same thing, he probably would I think. I don't know that much about the warp other than that it likes to look at people and is filled with demons.

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