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Postby Ifreann » Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:10 am

Woo, more Rain interlude.


“Memories don’t track her,” Victoria said. “She was relatively new when I left Brockton Bay. Cameras record her better than the eye does, but the footage degrades over time.”

Haha, fuck yeah Imp.
very Bender in Breakfast Club, except you’re way more attractive than Nick Cage.

Earth Bet's Breakfast Club had Nicholas Cage instead of Judd Nelson?

The Endbringers were right, destroy it all.
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Postby Lunas Legion » Tue Mar 13, 2018 9:50 am

Ifreann wrote:Woo, more Rain interlude.


“Memories don’t track her,” Victoria said. “She was relatively new when I left Brockton Bay. Cameras record her better than the eye does, but the footage degrades over time.”

Haha, fuck yeah Imp.
very Bender in Breakfast Club, except you’re way more attractive than Nick Cage.

Earth Bet's Breakfast Club had Nicholas Cage instead of Judd Nelson?

The Endbringers were right, destroy it all.


I do believe that makes Rain the character with the most interludes.

Also Rain's Trigger is... Mildly screwed up, to say the least, although it seems Seir was setting him up to fail; either he doesn't open the door, and he gets to yell at Rain as in canon, or Rain does open the door and Seir gets to accuse him of screwing up by letting their victims out.
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Postby Ifreann » Tue Mar 13, 2018 10:18 am

Lunas Legion wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Woo, more Rain interlude.


Haha, fuck yeah Imp.

Earth Bet's Breakfast Club had Nicholas Cage instead of Judd Nelson?

The Endbringers were right, destroy it all.


I do believe that makes Rain the character with the most interludes.

Rain o' Interludes

Also Rain's Trigger is... Mildly screwed up, to say the least, although it seems Seir was setting him up to fail; either he doesn't open the door, and he gets to yell at Rain as in canon, or Rain does open the door and Seir gets to accuse him of screwing up by letting their victims out.

I am beginning to suspect that Seir might be a bad man.
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Postby Lunas Legion » Tue Mar 13, 2018 10:54 am

Ifreann wrote:
Lunas Legion wrote:
I do believe that makes Rain the character with the most interludes.

Rain o' Interludes

Also Rain's Trigger is... Mildly screwed up, to say the least, although it seems Seir was setting him up to fail; either he doesn't open the door, and he gets to yell at Rain as in canon, or Rain does open the door and Seir gets to accuse him of screwing up by letting their victims out.

I am beginning to suspect that Seir might be a bad man.


I mean, even by Fallen standards, Seir seems to be among the worst of a bad lot.

Also still holding to my 'Rain is the Trump, not the Blaster' theory.
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Postby Nazis in Space » Wed Mar 14, 2018 6:14 am

I'm just waiting for Team Fuck The Fallen to attack...

... and then Mama Mathers pulls a Simurgh out of her purse.

What? She was bored, and there were people who liked her.

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Postby Ifreann » Wed Mar 14, 2018 6:27 am

Nazis in Space wrote:I'm just waiting for Team Fuck The Fallen to attack...

... and then Mama Mathers pulls a Simurgh out of her purse.

What? She was bored, and there were people who liked her.

Emotional reunion between Tattletale and the Simurgh. Hugs, screaming, the usual.
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Postby Lunas Legion » Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:40 am

Ifreann wrote:
Nazis in Space wrote:I'm just waiting for Team Fuck The Fallen to attack...

... and then Mama Mathers pulls a Simurgh out of her purse.

What? She was bored, and there were people who liked her.

Emotional reunion between Tattletale and the Simurgh. Hugs, screaming, the usual.


Par for the course really, although that makes me wonder what actually happened to the Endbringers after Gold Morning. Leviathan died fighting Scion (I think, I'll need to double-check), but that still leaves the Simurgh, Tohu/Bohu and Khonsu all unaccounted for and probably the closest thing to WMDs out there.
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Postby The Grene Knyght » Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:47 am

Lunas Legion wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Emotional reunion between Tattletale and the Simurgh. Hugs, screaming, the usual.


Par for the course really, although that makes me wonder what actually happened to the Endbringers after Gold Morning. Leviathan died fighting Scion (I think, I'll need to double-check), but that still leaves the Simurgh, Tohu/Bohu and Khonsu all unaccounted for and probably the closest thing to WMDs out there.

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Postby Ifreann » Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:01 am

Lunas Legion wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Emotional reunion between Tattletale and the Simurgh. Hugs, screaming, the usual.


Par for the course really, although that makes me wonder what actually happened to the Endbringers after Gold Morning. Leviathan died fighting Scion (I think, I'll need to double-check),

Yeah, he's dead.
but that still leaves the Simurgh, Tohu/Bohu and Khonsu all unaccounted for and probably the closest thing to WMDs out there.

I think someone, Sveta possibly, said in Ward that the Endbringers are dormant. So I guess they're just chilling somewhere.
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Postby Ifreann » Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:02 am

The Grene Knyght wrote:
Lunas Legion wrote:
Par for the course really, although that makes me wonder what actually happened to the Endbringers after Gold Morning. Leviathan died fighting Scion (I think, I'll need to double-check), but that still leaves the Simurgh, Tohu/Bohu and Khonsu all unaccounted for and probably the closest thing to WMDs out there.

Yeah he ded

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Postby Lunas Legion » Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:22 am

The Grene Knyght wrote:
Lunas Legion wrote:
Par for the course really, although that makes me wonder what actually happened to the Endbringers after Gold Morning. Leviathan died fighting Scion (I think, I'll need to double-check), but that still leaves the Simurgh, Tohu/Bohu and Khonsu all unaccounted for and probably the closest thing to WMDs out there.

Yeah he ded


Yup, he's dead as of 30.6, but I think Khonsu and the Simurgh both survive and we don't see anything from Tohu/Bohu, so they're probably still active too.

Checked some more, uh, well, there's... Implications.

Apparently Khonsu imprinted on one of Teacher's lot, we have no idea who got Tohu or Bohu (or if either of them even showed up to the fight), Leviathan imprinted on someone from the PRT before he died and the Simurgh... Well, from the looks of things in the later chapters, the Simurgh imprinted on Tattletale, so she might have the Simurgh as her ace in the hole if I'm right about all this. Teacher's got Khonsu for sure, so we can look forwards to that at some point for sure.
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Postby Ifreann » Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:29 am

Lunas Legion wrote:
The Grene Knyght wrote:Yeah he ded


Yup, he's dead as of 30.6, but I think Khonsu and the Simurgh both survive and we don't see anything from Tohu/Bohu, so they're probably still active too.

Checked some more, uh, well, there's... Implications.

Apparently Khonsu imprinted on one of Teacher's lot, we have no idea who got Tohu or Bohu (or if either of them even showed up to the fight), Leviathan imprinted on someone from the PRT before he died and the Simurgh... Well, from the looks of things in the later chapters, the Simurgh imprinted on Tattletale, so she might have the Simurgh as her ace in the hole if I'm right about all this. Teacher's got Khonsu for sure, so we can look forwards to that at some point for sure.

Hmmm, what could be the worst way for them to show up?

Earth Cheit(aka United States of Jesusland) bought Khonsu from Teacher and uses him when invading Gimel?
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Postby Eahland » Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:31 am

Lunas Legion wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Emotional reunion between Tattletale and the Simurgh. Hugs, screaming, the usual.

Hugs for Tt and Simurgh, screaming for everyone else.

Par for the course really, although that makes me wonder what actually happened to the Endbringers after Gold Morning. Leviathan died fighting Scion (I think, I'll need to double-check), but that still leaves the Simurgh, Tohu/Bohu and Khonsu all unaccounted for and probably the closest thing to WMDs out there.

ISTR one of the ?ohu twins bought it, too. The Eidolon knockoff maybe? I can never remember which of them is which. They were the lamest Endbringers anyway.

Poor Aisha. She's going to show up in front of Valefor and them being all badass and go, "Hi, remember me?" And they're all going to go, "Uh, no, should we?" And she's going to be, "You remember? When Skitter filled your eyeballs with maggots? I was there! I'm the one who took you down!" And Valefor's going to go, "Uh, I definitely remember the maggots, but you don't ring a bell. Did you maybe have a different costume?" And then all the Fallen will be dead, and everyone else will be looking at each other going, "What just happened? I dunno, I was fighting this guy, and then he fell over. Looks like his throat's cut."

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Postby Lunas Legion » Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:46 am

Ifreann wrote:
Lunas Legion wrote:
Yup, he's dead as of 30.6, but I think Khonsu and the Simurgh both survive and we don't see anything from Tohu/Bohu, so they're probably still active too.

Checked some more, uh, well, there's... Implications.

Apparently Khonsu imprinted on one of Teacher's lot, we have no idea who got Tohu or Bohu (or if either of them even showed up to the fight), Leviathan imprinted on someone from the PRT before he died and the Simurgh... Well, from the looks of things in the later chapters, the Simurgh imprinted on Tattletale, so she might have the Simurgh as her ace in the hole if I'm right about all this. Teacher's got Khonsu for sure, so we can look forwards to that at some point for sure.

Hmmm, what could be the worst way for them to show up?

Earth Cheit(aka United States of Jesusland) bought Khonsu from Teacher and uses him when invading Gimel?


That... Would be pretty bad. Either that or the Fallen, with their Crowley-shaped reinforcements + Team Therapy's antics (they've apparently got someone inside Tattletale's 'Kill Rain' coalition who's going to wreak some havoc to help them out) + Team Therapy + Wardens and whatever else can be scraped together proceed to hand Tattletale's 'Kill Rain' coalition their arses on a silver platter in Arc 6 and the Arc ends with Tattletale being forced to bring in the Simurgh to save herself and the remaining Undersiders.

Also Simurgh vs Khonsu fight when?

Eahland wrote:ISTR one of the ?ohu twins bought it, too. The Eidolon knockoff maybe? I can never remember which of them is which. They were the lamest Endbringers anyway.

Poor Aisha. She's going to show up in front of Valefor and them being all badass and go, "Hi, remember me?" And they're all going to go, "Uh, no, should we?" And she's going to be, "You remember? When Skitter filled your eyeballs with maggots? I was there! I'm the one who took you down!" And Valefor's going to go, "Uh, I definitely remember the maggots, but you don't ring a bell. Did you maybe have a different costume?" And then all the Fallen will be dead, and everyone else will be looking at each other going, "What just happened? I dunno, I was fighting this guy, and then he fell over. Looks like his throat's cut."


Now I want to see how Imp and Mama Mathers' powers interact. Imp does whatever causes her to appear and Mama Mathers is just standing there confused wondering who summoned her.
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Postby Ifreann » Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:02 am

Lunas Legion wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Hmmm, what could be the worst way for them to show up?

Earth Cheit(aka United States of Jesusland) bought Khonsu from Teacher and uses him when invading Gimel?


That... Would be pretty bad. Either that or the Fallen, with their Crowley-shaped reinforcements + Team Therapy's antics (they've apparently got someone inside Tattletale's 'Kill Rain' coalition who's going to wreak some havoc to help them out)

Damsel's hanging out with the Hollow Point villains, remember?
+ Team Therapy + Wardens and whatever else can be scraped together proceed to hand Tattletale's 'Kill Rain' coalition their arses on a silver platter in Arc 6 and the Arc ends with Tattletale being forced to bring in the Simurgh to save herself and the remaining Undersiders.

Nah, Undersiders are masters of getting the fuck out of Dodge.

Also Simurgh vs Khonsu fight when?

Let's do the time warp again!

Eahland wrote:ISTR one of the ?ohu twins bought it, too. The Eidolon knockoff maybe? I can never remember which of them is which. They were the lamest Endbringers anyway.

Poor Aisha. She's going to show up in front of Valefor and them being all badass and go, "Hi, remember me?" And they're all going to go, "Uh, no, should we?" And she's going to be, "You remember? When Skitter filled your eyeballs with maggots? I was there! I'm the one who took you down!" And Valefor's going to go, "Uh, I definitely remember the maggots, but you don't ring a bell. Did you maybe have a different costume?" And then all the Fallen will be dead, and everyone else will be looking at each other going, "What just happened? I dunno, I was fighting this guy, and then he fell over. Looks like his throat's cut."


Now I want to see how Imp and Mama Mathers' powers interact. Imp does whatever causes her to appear and Mama Mathers is just standing there confused wondering who summoned her.

Whatever about Imp, what about the Heartbroken? Mind control battle!
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Postby Lunas Legion » Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:32 am

Ifreann wrote:
Lunas Legion wrote:
That... Would be pretty bad. Either that or the Fallen, with their Crowley-shaped reinforcements + Team Therapy's antics (they've apparently got someone inside Tattletale's 'Kill Rain' coalition who's going to wreak some havoc to help them out)

Damsel's hanging out with the Hollow Point villains, remember?


Oh, completely forgot about her. RIP my memory.


+ Team Therapy + Wardens and whatever else can be scraped together proceed to hand Tattletale's 'Kill Rain' coalition their arses on a silver platter in Arc 6 and the Arc ends with Tattletale being forced to bring in the Simurgh to save herself and the remaining Undersiders.

Nah, Undersiders are masters of getting the fuck out of Dodge.


Having the Simurgh as the cavalry is the ultimate get the fuck out of dodge plan though.
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Postby Ifreann » Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:39 am

Lunas Legion wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Damsel's hanging out with the Hollow Point villains, remember?


Oh, completely forgot about her. RIP my memory.

She'd give you the finger, but her hands need maintenance.

I wonder if her hands have a vibrate setting...


Nah, Undersiders are masters of getting the fuck out of Dodge.


Having the Simurgh as the cavalry is the ultimate get the fuck out of dodge plan though.

True, she's probably a lot faster than the dogs.
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I'm writing a fanfic.

It's full of politics and worm. I'm trying to strike a balance between human moments and monstrous ones, and I think I may have gone too far in a few places. It's perfect. Any takers for a quick i'm-scared-to-post-to-sb just yet read through?
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Ostroeuropa wrote:I'm writing a fanfic.

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Postby Ostroeuropa » Wed Mar 14, 2018 10:20 am

Ifreann wrote:
Ostroeuropa wrote:I'm writing a fanfic.

Image


It's my first time, I swear. I'm not going to make a habit of it, or anything.
...
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But it's not starring Taylor, so i'll write another one that does later.
Just the one though.
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Postby Lunas Legion » Wed Mar 14, 2018 10:34 am

Ostroeuropa wrote:I'm writing a fanfic.

It's full of politics and worm. I'm trying to strike a balance between human moments and monstrous ones, and I think I may have gone too far in a few places. It's perfect. Any takers for a quick i'm-scared-to-post-to-sb just yet read through?


Sure, throw it my way. I had a little Worm fanfic project I wrote waaaay back in October-November and I probably should start writing it again.
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Postby Ostroeuropa » Wed Mar 14, 2018 10:46 am

Lunas Legion wrote:
Ostroeuropa wrote:I'm writing a fanfic.

It's full of politics and worm. I'm trying to strike a balance between human moments and monstrous ones, and I think I may have gone too far in a few places. It's perfect. Any takers for a quick i'm-scared-to-post-to-sb just yet read through?


Sure, throw it my way. I had a little Worm fanfic project I wrote waaaay back in October-November and I probably should start writing it again.


oh no.
Be gentle.
Sending.

(No, it's not all from these characters perspectives. It jumps around. More chapters are written, but i'm keeping them in reserve for alterations based on your feedback.)
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Postby Eahland » Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:12 am

Lunas Legion wrote:Having the Simurgh as the cavalry is the ultimate get the fuck out of dodge plan though.

When the Simurgh is your backup, it just turns out, through a series of odd coincidences and seemingly unrelated actions, that Dodge is gotten out of, and no one is really sure how or why.

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Postby Ostroeuropa » Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:24 am

Eahland wrote:
Lunas Legion wrote:Having the Simurgh as the cavalry is the ultimate get the fuck out of dodge plan though.

When the Simurgh is your backup, it just turns out, through a series of odd coincidences and seemingly unrelated actions, that Dodge is gotten out of, and no one is really sure how or why.


That's not really how she works.
It's more like, Dodge gets subjected to a bunch of really horrifying bullshit that makes everyone stand and stare in horror while the people who need to get out of dodge get super paranoid that the simurgh is leering at them and decide to run away while everyone is distracted.
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Postby Nazis in Space » Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:10 pm

Lunas Legion wrote:Checked some more, uh, well, there's... Implications.

Apparently Khonsu imprinted on one of Teacher's lot, we have no idea who got Tohu or Bohu (or if either of them even showed up to the fight), Leviathan imprinted on someone from the PRT before he died and the Simurgh... Well, from the looks of things in the later chapters, the Simurgh imprinted on Tattletale, so she might have the Simurgh as her ace in the hole if I'm right about all this. Teacher's got Khonsu for sure, so we can look forwards to that at some point for sure.

wot?

I'm unclear on where you're getting this from.

I wouldn't mind it, since it sounds like a neat plot, but I'm nevertheless unclear on where you're getting it from.

This being said, we need more Simurgh-cultist Tattletales.

It's a pity that the Fallen are basically just run of the mill rednecks who have a thing for Endbringers. Proper cultists going all the way would be more interesting (and a better fit for Tattletale).
Ostroeuropa wrote:I'm writing a fanfic.

It's full of politics and worm. I'm trying to strike a balance between human moments and monstrous ones, and I think I may have gone too far in a few places. It's perfect. Any takers for a quick i'm-scared-to-post-to-sb just yet read through?

Sure.

It's not like I murder people for bad fanon or anything like that.

I just shout at them.

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