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Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:32 am**

* sniff * [ wipes tears ]

It's so nice to see one's protégé rise to the challenge and surpass even one's own records. Ya done me proud, lad!

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:27 am**

Rubiconic Crossings V2 rev 1f wrote:
Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:I'm not in it for ego-massaging. I can't think of any who are. Nor is this a 'who do you think is' thread. It's something violet has done for fun, for years.

The thread you referenced had turned into a 'me me, what about me' bit more than anything, and was generally spam. Sorry to disappoint, but you've had plenty of threads offering acclaims and awards and such to outstanding players that the community appreciates for various reasons that have been left entirely alone, and in fact, encouraged.

So much for inequality, thank you for your input.

As for Sedge - yes in fact, he has been wired to the server, does mod in his sleep, and is in fact, an experimental cyborg that Max has been working on for the past decade and kept in his basement. And we are all terrified by that. >_>

Yes yes of course it is. How silly for anyone to think otherwise.

Hey, stop spamming this thread and get to the "in no way ego massaging I swear" awards

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:32 am**

Weird, I had always thought Sedge did the least of the entire moderation staff

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:46 am**

Neo Art wrote:
Rubiconic Crossings V2 rev 1f wrote:
Yes yes of course it is. How silly for anyone to think otherwise.

Hey, stop spamming this thread and get to the "in no way ego massaging I swear" awards

I apologise to all and sundry for getting in the way of this non-ego massaging awards thread.

Apologies.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:48 am**

Well! Congrats Sedge on the record!

*Peers over at one of the officials and whispers "When will the mandatory urine tests be in?"*

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:21 pm**

Trace amounts of nanobots were found. You will comply.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:19 pm**

Rubiconic Crossings V2 rev 1f wrote:
Neo Art wrote:
Hey, stop spamming this thread and get to the "in no way ego massaging I swear" awards

I apologise to all and sundry for getting in the way of this non-ego massaging awards thread.

Apologies.

Okey, thanks!

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:06 pm**

The Most Glorious Hack wrote:
NERVUN wrote:SEDGE. MUST. DIE.

Been there; done that.

See, this time I've gotta plan.

1. Handcuff Sedge to CrazyGirl.
2. Rig a machine to provide constant coffee to CG.
3. Get Ballo to provide a constant feed of various sweets and chocolate to CG.
4. Watch as the now uberhyperactive CG proceeds to drag Sedge around Europe at a quick jog, keeping him from Modding long enough to allow others to win the next Mod Olympics.

We can't loose!

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:11 pm**

NERVUN wrote:
The Most Glorious Hack wrote:Been there; done that.

See, this time I've gotta plan.

1. Handcuff Sedge to CrazyGirl.
2. Rig a machine to provide constant coffee to CG.
3. Get Ballo to provide a constant feed of various sweets and chocolate to CG.
4. Watch as the now uberhyperactive CG proceeds to drag Sedge around Europe at a quick jog, keeping him from Modding long enough to allow others to win the next Mod Olympics.

We can't loose!

You know, NERVUN. There are other ways for two people to get rid of all that energy.

See, when a boy and a girl love eachother very much, or are handcuffed to eachother and fed alarming amounts of caffeine and sugar...

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:16 pm**

Esternial wrote:
NERVUN wrote:See, this time I've gotta plan.

1. Handcuff Sedge to CrazyGirl.
2. Rig a machine to provide constant coffee to CG.
3. Get Ballo to provide a constant feed of various sweets and chocolate to CG.
4. Watch as the now uberhyperactive CG proceeds to drag Sedge around Europe at a quick jog, keeping him from Modding long enough to allow others to win the next Mod Olympics.

We can't loose!

You know, NERVUN. There are other ways for two people to get rid of all that energy.

See, when a boy and a girl love eachother very much, or are handcuffed to eachother and fed alarming amounts of caffeine and sugar...

I like NERVUN's idea better.

Your idea takes me to a very dark place I don't want to go, involving mods and the birds and the bees.

Does someone have a Minute-After pill on hand?

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:35 pm**

Sedge needs to be oiled.

He lost a gold to another mod.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:37 pm**

Rubiconic Crossings V2 rev 1f wrote:
Neo Art wrote:
Hey, stop spamming this thread and get to the "in no way ego massaging I swear" awards

I apologise to all and sundry for getting in the way of this non-ego massaging awards thread.

Apologies.

It's alright, sweetie. We understand. *hands him a lollipop*

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:37 pm**

Syleru wrote:Sedge needs to be oiled.

He lost a gold to another mod.

I'll stick with dipping him in molten Cheddar.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:38 pm**

Esternial wrote:
Syleru wrote:Sedge needs to be oiled.

He lost a gold to another mod.

I'll stick with dipping him in molten Cheddar.

MMMMMmmmmmm cheeeeese.......

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:39 pm**

Esternial wrote:
Syleru wrote:Sedge needs to be oiled.

He lost a gold to another mod.

I'll stick with dipping him in molten Cheddar.

*infused with pure unadultered caffeine

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:39 pm**

Katganistan wrote:
Esternial wrote:I'll stick with dipping him in molten Cheddar.

MMMMMmmmmmm cheeeeese.......

Watch out, Kat. There's a naked Mod in there, somewhere.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:40 pm**

Katganistan wrote:
Esternial wrote:I'll stick with dipping him in molten Cheddar.

MMMMMmmmmmm cheeeeese.......

Stay away from the cheese, Kat. It's specifically for Sedge. We all know how you get around cheese.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:43 pm**

Katganistan wrote:
Rubiconic Crossings V2 rev 1f wrote:
I apologise to all and sundry for getting in the way of this non-ego massaging awards thread.

Apologies.

It's alright, sweetie. We understand. *hands him a lollipop*

That's ok...I know this kind of thing isn't your strong point. Still can't fault you for the effort but I would say your condescension needs a bit more work. Considering your profession.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:46 pm**

Syleru wrote:
Katganistan wrote:MMMMMmmmmmm cheeeeese.......

Stay away from the cheese, Kat. It's specifically for Sedge. We all know how you get around cheese.

I'd give Kat all the cheese I could afford if she'd make me that pot roast I've been naggin' for since a year or so.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:49 pm**

NERVUN wrote:
The Most Glorious Hack wrote:Been there; done that.

See, this time I've gotta plan.

1. Handcuff Sedge to CrazyGirl.
2. Rig a machine to provide constant coffee to CG.
3. Get Ballo to provide a constant feed of various sweets and chocolate to CG.
4. Watch as the now uberhyperactive CG proceeds to drag Sedge around Europe at a quick jog, keeping him from Modding long enough to allow others to win the next Mod Olympics.

We can't loose!

You can't loose what? The handcuffs?

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:52 pm**

NERVUN wrote:
The Most Glorious Hack wrote:Been there; done that.

See, this time I've gotta plan.

1. Handcuff Sedge to CrazyGirl.
2. Rig a machine to provide constant coffee to CG.
3. Get Ballo to provide a constant feed of various sweets and chocolate to CG.
4. Watch as the now uberhyperactive CG proceeds to drag Sedge around Europe at a quick jog, keeping him from Modding long enough to allow others to win the next Mod Olympics.

We can't loose!

I see no problem with this plan. Indeed, even if it failed, it would fail so spectacularly that it would be fantastic to watch.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:57 pm**

We get Sedge out of the Amsterdam area...no wait. Pot gets you mellow and the munchies, not amped up...

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:57 pm**

Now I know why Sedge was unwilling to talk about the Mod Olympics - he was too busy spamming up RMBs with puppets so he could clean them, signing hundreds of said puppets onto the WA, deleting the puppets, and warning them all for imitating a moderator!

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:01 pm**

Maltropia wrote:he was too busy spamming up RMBs with puppets so he could clean them, signing hundreds of said puppets onto the WA, deleting the puppets, and warning them all for imitating a moderator!

Y'know ... funny, but not at all true. The rest of the GMs are happy as a clam that he's taking a week's vacation so we can get to some of them first. The guy is a machine on GM tasks.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:12 pm**

Rubiconic Crossings V2 rev 1f wrote:
Katganistan wrote:It's alright, sweetie. We understand. *hands him a lollipop*

That's ok...I know this kind of thing isn't your strong point. Still can't fault you for the effort but I would say your condescension needs a bit more work. Considering your profession.

I sense a superhero origin....

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